I know that every good boy and girl out there wants one of these
Gamu Toys brings you the greatest action figure ever! With mouth that opens and closes and opens again! Two ties! Replaceable hands to give proper finger to each task! Four guns for hero! Ninja swords! Big Frag in red, blue, and white! With golds!

Does it bow to foreign leaders? Does he use the flag as a rug? Otherwise, why is it laying on the ground?
The teleprompter’s not there because he wouldn’t agree to the paltry royalties offered. Remember, TOTUS has his own blog