Ewww Ewww Ewe!

Germany: Bestiality brothels spur call for animal sex ban


Animal sex abuse is on the rise in Germany, with bestiality brothels being set up across the country, according to a state animal protection officer demanding stronger laws to protect mankind’s furry and feathered friends.

Madeleine Martin, the animal protection official for Hessian state government, said the law needed to be changed to make sex abuse of animals – known as zoophilia – a crime.

“It is punishable to distribute animal pornography, but the act itself is not,” she told the Frankfurter Rundschau daily paper on Friday.

“There are even animal brothels in Germany,” she said. Sex with animals was being increasingly seen as a lifestyle choice, and thus more acceptable.


“Zoophilia must be completely banned in the reformed animal protection law,” said Martin, referring to the governments plan to rework that section of the law.

Sex with animals was banned until 1969, when the animal protection law was introduced, but failed to include a specific ban on zoophilia, the Frankfurter Rundschau said.

What gives with the Germans? They have the sickest porn this side of Japan, and now this. Whattsa matta, German girls aren’t good enough anymore?


Sie können die Schafe zu halten. Ich möchte eine jener bitte!

Hey, what could be the haram in a little barnyard action?

Oh please. You knew I’d make the RoPMA connection. You thought of it first thing too I bet! And just because I’ve featured sheep here, it doesn’t mean that goats aren’t the most popular animal at these brothels. I bet they are.

Yeah yeah yeah, the dirndl is actually a Bavarian/Tyrolean thing. Close enough. I could put up pretty girls in the German soccer colors, and almost no Americans would make the connection. German = Beer + Pretzels = dirndls and boobage. Yes, we are that simple, and proud of it.

It’s not just blondes either.


Posted by Drew458    United States   on 02/04/2012 at 03:48 PM   
  1. There are an awful lot of Turks in Germany. I’m sure there’s no link though!

    Posted by LyndonB    United Kingdom   02/04/2012  at  06:23 PM  
  2. puke Ewe send me. Darlin’ ewe send me… puke

    Posted by grayjohn    United States   02/05/2012  at  05:44 PM  
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