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Patriotism? Yeah, I can do that!

Ohmigosh. The things we have to do for our country. My friend in Afghanistan sends the following:

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don’t forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!!

P.S.
If you don’t send this to at least 1 person, you’re a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

Gentlemen. Next Saturday I have to work. I will therefore be able to observe who is on their porch with a six-pack and a naked wife. Furthermore, I will have my camera to document this explosion of patriotism. Thatisall. grin



Posted by Christopher    United States   on 03/27/2011 at 01:35 AM   
 
  1. If I were to do this - the entire neighborhood - both men and women would run fleeing and screaming - and probably commit suicide - although I do not believe a single muslim lives in my neighborhood.

    Funny, certainly thought provoking - but I doubt it will catch on.

    BTW, against that other International group of terrorists - the Goracles Green Thugs - we attempted the (Earth) hour of every light on - blew one of our circuits - so it only lasted a few minutes in our house. I guess 3 computers, a tv, a heater and all those lights on a single circuit was just a tad too much for it. Oh well.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   03/27/2011  at  10:00 AM  
  2. Drew? peiper? Wardmama should be an admin. God, I love her. And I haven’t even seen her clothed or unclothed.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   03/27/2011  at  10:31 AM  
  3. You caught my hubby’s attention - I am just not sure whether that is a good thing or not!

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   03/27/2011  at  01:48 PM  
  4. Well Christopher, This is a sneaky way to not have to send all those emails he wanted you to send,,,,,I APPROVE.
    cool grin
    boobies  cutebutt

    Posted by Rich K    United States   03/27/2011  at  07:56 PM  
  5. Right on Wardmom. We did the same. All lights blazing and the banned 100w bulbs no less.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   03/28/2011  at  09:11 AM  
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