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Berger Returns U.S. Constitution to Archives

(2004-07-24) -- Former Clinton national security advisor Samuel R. "Sandy"Berger today returned the orginal of the U.S. Constitution to the National Archives.

"It was an honest mistake," said Mr. Berger, who until this morning was an advisor to Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry.

"I accidentally wrapped the Constitution around my left leg and mistakenly secured it with rubber bands."

A spokesman for the National Archives said he was pleased to have the Constitution back.

"Until Mr. Berger returned it," said the source, "our prime suspects were all in the federal judiciary."

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler    United States   on 07/24/2004 at 06:48 AM   
  1. I propose Sandy Berger get the Moonbat of the Week award.........good grief- how can one “accidentally” wrap the constitution around his leg & secure it with rubber bands?  What a joke/jerk he is!!

    Posted by Dottie    United States   07/24/2004  at  09:20 AM  
  2. Dottie, you beat me to the punch.

    Having spent a few hours sticking Bush bumpers on cars this morning and volunteering at our local book store I was not able to post the BMOTWA til just now.


    Posted by Vilmar    United States   07/24/2004  at  01:19 PM  
  3. Well, one thing can be said for Berger ... at least he returned it. I fear most in the judiciary would have burnt the shreddings, fueled with the Stars and Sripes, no doubt.

    But hey ... if he’s convicted AND appointed NSD for (gag) Pres. Kerry, could he get White House Detention?

    Posted by Rich    United States   07/24/2004  at  02:10 PM  
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