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The cake heard ‘round the world

Born To Play The Victim Card?



Or just a kid with the world’s stupidest parents?




And it figures ... the story originates just a few miles down the road from here. Just 5 miles past Jayson Williams’ house as a matter of fact ... you remember him, right? Shotgun, dead limo driver, cover up, hung jury and all that?

Little Adolf Hitler denied birthday cake

From Mercury, The Voice of Tasmania The father of a toddler called Adolf Hitler Campbell says it is unfair that a store denied him a birthday cake with his child’s name on it.

New Jersey man Heath Campbell, 35, has decorated his home with swastikas and says he is related to a member of the SS. But he says it is the store that wouldn’t write ”Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a cake that should be showing more consideration for other people’s feelings.

“They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did,” he told the Associated Press.

But the ShopRite store that refused the cake request says it did the right thing.

“We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate,” spokeswoman Karen Meleta told the Express-Times newspaper.

The store has also refused to make a cake bearing the name of Mr Campbell’s daughter, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns two in February.

Mr Campbell and his wife Deborah also have a daughter Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, named for SS head Heinrich Himmler, who turns one in April.

He said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name”.

The story actually started here, but there are folks all over looking for odd stories to write on ...

In a living room decorated with war books, German combat knives and swastikas, a 2-year-old boy, blond and blue-eyed, played with a plastic dinner set. The boy, asked his name, put down a tiny plate and ran behind his father’s leg. He flashed a shy smile but wouldn’t answer. Heath Campbell, 35, the boy’s father, encouraged him.

“Say Adolf,” said Campbell, a Holocaust denier who has three children named for Nazism.

Again, the boy wouldn’t answer. It wasn’t the first time the name caused hesitation.  Adolf Hitler Campbell—it’s indeed the name on his birth certificate—turns 3 today, and the Campbell family believes the boy has been mistreated. A local supermarket refused to make a birthday cake with “Adolf Hitler” on it. The ShopRite in Greenwich Township has also refused to make a cake bearing the name of Campbell’s daughter, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in February. Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, a girl named for Schutzstaffel head Heinrich Himmler, turns 1 in April.

“ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old,” said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath’s wife of three years and the mother of the children. “That’s sad.”

A director for the Anti-Defamation League in Philadelphia applauded the supermarket’s decision. An Allentown psychologist said the names would cause problems for the children later in life.
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Disabilities, the couple says, have left both out of work: Heath Campbell can’t landscape or pump gas because he has emphysema, and Deborah can’t waitress because she has a bad back. They live on Social Security payments.
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‘They’re just names’

The Campbells have swastikas in each room of their home, the rented half of a one-story duplex just outside Milford, a borough in Hunterdon County. They say they aren’t racists but believe races shouldn’t mix.

[ No, not racist. They just believe in separate but equal ... which is only allowed these days if you’re black. ]

The Campbells said they wanted their children to have unique names and didn’t expect the names to cause problems.
[ I guess “Shaneeqa” and “Sholanza” weren’t on the short list, eh? And “Z/28” was probably already taken.]
Despite the cake refusal, the Campbells said they don’t expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.
[ Because the parents will be sending their kids to a private jewish day school, right? ]

Horry Clap. Brain dead toothless trailer trash white supremacist neo-nazis right here in my own county. They probably use their extra fingers to hold a second banjo pick.



UPDATE: And it just gets better! Mullet wearing daddy, complete with swastika neck tattoo, will be (was?) on Allan Colmes’ live radio show. Photos surfacing of the charming couple ... and their knife wielding toddlers.  ... and the story spreads wider to many blogs and news sites ... which is probably just what the parents wanted when they came up with these names. Thousands of people weighing in with one of two opinions, all over the internet.



Posted by Drew458    United States   on 12/16/2008 at 11:34 PM   
 
  1. Are these parents fuckin’ cousins or WHAT!

    Posted by Macker    United States   12/17/2008  at  09:03 AM  
  2. Um, brothers, I think.

    Posted by GrumpyOldFart    United States   12/17/2008  at  09:37 AM  
  3. Hey....

    “a 2-year-old boy, blond and blue-eyed...”

    That kid is brown eyed and what looks as red hair or at least light brown. But, not blond. Who did the reporting on this??? CNN or MSNBC…

    Aside from the complete absurdity of the parents to name their kid Adolf Hitler, I mean hey Adolf Nicolas Campbell would be fine, but Adolf Hitler Campbell… And the daughter being named after Heinrich Himmler… WOW !

    Good luck when those kids get to public school…

    Posted by B3    United States   12/17/2008  at  02:02 PM  
  4. Sure the parents are dumber than dirt and probably guilty of child abuse but they are doing no more than the islamic racists and no one criticises them

    Posted by Chris Edwards    Canada   12/17/2008  at  06:34 PM  
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