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Clinton and the 10 Commandments

I first heard about this on the Glenn Beck program so did some digging and found the article he was talking about.

Like Glenn, I advise all readers to break out the duct tape and wrap your head tightly with LOTS of it. That way, while you're reading the article and your head explodes from the sheer hypocrisy of what Clinton said, paramedics will be able to gather those little pieces that break free and re-construct your skull.

Here's what Fuckwad said:
"Sometimes I think our friends on the other side have become the people of the nine commandments,"

Yep! Bill Clinton, the guy who twisted the word "is" into such a pretzel shape we are still trying to straighten it out 6 years later. The guy who was convicted and fined for perjury. The guy who was impeached and subsequently lost his license to practice law for lying to a grand jury.

Yep! He accuses President Bush and the Republicans of lying!

So, in a paraphrase of what Glenn said coupled with some additional commentary by me, let's review the 10 commandments and see where Bil and his party, the Dummycraps, rank in the "TOP 10"


1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (I will give Clinton and his party credit for this. At no time has anyone ever heard any of them pray to Satan. They may be in cahoots with or have asked for advice from Satan but they don't start their prayers with "Our satan. who art in hell.....)

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Nope, can't give it to them. Too many accounts of the GD word. And let's not mention what Clinton may have uttered in his momments of pleasure while getting a "monica")

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. (OK, Clinton gets this one. No one has ever seen him with graven images of golden cows.....................hey! wait a minute!! Wasn't there a cow in a blue dress in the Oval Office? Oh, yeah! Never mind. SHE was the one on her knees, not him.)

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. (I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this. Glenn didn't but lots of times Clinton could be found in Black churches in the D.C. area. )

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. (Nope. Just considering all the shame Clinton and his party brought to the country should be enough to prove he DISHONORED his mother and father.)

6. Thou shalt not kill. (OK, grudgingly. I know, I know, Vince Foster? Ron Brown? But I have to give him the benefit of the doubt.)

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Nope. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!)

8. Thou shalt not steal. (Nope. Remember January 2001 when Bush walked into the White House and all that stuff was missing?)

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. (Nope. Remember the Grand Jury testimoney found to be false?)

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's. (Nope. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Tell that to all those women!)

Final score:

Bush--party of 9 Commandments
Clinton---party of 4 Commandments

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/30/2004 at 10:23 AM   
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