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calendar   Friday - March 25, 2005

The Good News Rolls On

I just found this on Drudge.

It is good news.

What we need is good old fashioned “prison justice” right about now.  In the old days if these sumbitches tried this they knew that to get caught would mean EVERYONE suffered regardless of guilt or innocence.

It’s time we bring that policy back.

You military guys know what I am talking about, right?  Somewhat reminiscent of those old “blanket parties” we’d give the asshole in the squad who was making life difficult for the others---except instead of one getting nailed by all, all would get nailed for the action of a few.

Bread and water, boys.  Oh, make that bread smeared with lard.  The water?  Piss.  Hey, it’s sterile when it comes out!


This came out a couple of days ago and almost got overcome by events. (OBE) But thanks to a little prodding from one of readers, I bring it back for your viewing pleasure.

And that, dear readers, is the fact that judges in Canuckistan have done something right for a change.

They ruled that one of our scumbag, piece of shit, low-life, cowardly, yellow-bellied, asshole deserters was denied “asylum” in Canada.

Now, let’s see how long before they kick his ass out.

Let’s hope some good ole boys are there to greet him......with a blanket (it’s cold in Canada)......and invite him to a party!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 01:52 PM   
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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Yes, boys and girls, hot on the heels of this post I find THIS story. I can think of no better word to describe it than “UNBELIEVABLE!!!”

It’s almost too much to bear.

Here’s how it starts:

A Bronx teacher who repeatedly flunked his state certification exam paid a......man.... $2 to take the test for him, authorities said yesterday.

Here’s what you need to know:

--the guy who failed it did so several times

--his last name is “Brightly”

---the guy he paid to take the test is 20 years older AND developmentally disabled but possesses both a bachelor’s and master’s degrees

---if Brightly failed this test he’d lose his $59,000 a year job

---the test taker did MUCH better than Brightly ever did

---95% of all teachers who take this test pass it

---Brightly obtained a counterfeit ID card in his name for the test taker

Oh, did I also mention that the test taker is 58 years old, overweight and WHITE!

Brightly (or, as he should be called “Not-So-Brightly") is 38, skinny and BLACK!

Sounds like he attended the California public school system mentioned in the link above.

I’ll leave it to the rest of you to wonder how this all could have taken place.  And who should get fired.  And how Brightly was allowed to go on as long as he did.

You can’t make stuff like this up.

Here, go read it for yourselves.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 11:41 AM   
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Good Lord!  More Good News!!!

Hey, this being Good Friday, I am trying to do my part to bring you “GOOD” news.

It’s not often our local or federal congress-critters do something right but Florida’s Senate just passed a bill

permitting the use of deadly force during a home invasion or when an individual considers themselves threatened unanimously passed the Florida Senate on Wednesday.

The measure (SB 436) would eliminate criminal penalties for an individual who uses deadly force as self-protection in his home or vehicle and other unspecified circumstances.

Of course, the gun fearing wussies (as Kim so eloquently puts it) are wetting their collective panties over this saying things like:

somebody could go onto any of the streets and if they think somebody is walking toward them in a threatening fashion, they can pull out a gun and begin blasting away

“We’re heading towards a Wild West mentality”

These kind of people make me sick.  They’re the kind that would willingly give up their lives so as not to threaten someone else.

One good thing, though, in a war environment they can easily be eliminated.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 11:14 AM   
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Everyone Has A Purpose To Serve

I firmly believe that every person serves a purpose on this planet.  Of course, being as cynical as I am (yet still benevolent) many serve as nothing more than bad examples for the rest of us.

So when I read this study by Harvard edu-crats which showed:

“that dropout rates for Latinos and black students are abysmal. Just 50.2 percent of black boys who entered ninth grade in the Golden State received a diploma four years later.”

Well, suffice it to say I was not surprised.

But listen.  I am trying very hard to always find the positive out of negative news.

In this case I look at it this way:  we need shitloads of people who need nothing more than a 5th grade education in order to hold jobs where the most difficult thing they do is say, “you want fries with that?”

Or people to cut my grass.

Hell, imagine if all these students were well educated and good citizens.  The calamity that would befall the corrections industry would be catastrophic.  All those jailers and cooks and counselors and wardens out of jobs!  And let’s not forget those in the construction business building those jails.  Or the bail/bond guys.  Cops, too!  And lawyers to defend these scumbags.

So let’s all give California a great big thanks for helping our economy.  <--sarcasm off-->


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 10:52 AM   
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More Good News

Some time ago you may have read about a marine who was threatened with the loss of his home in order to pay legal fees because he flew the American flag?  His homeowner’s association wanted to use the proceeds in order to be reimbursed for their legal expenses.

An Appeals Court said NO CAN DO!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 10:51 AM   
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When The Opportunity Presents Itself

A couple of mentions have been made of “cavity searches” related to an earlier post.

You can read them here.

Well, having this little cartoon in my “library” I thought it was appropriate---albeit “off topic.”

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 10:45 AM   
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We Were So Poor That …

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Jeff Stahler, The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 08:38 AM   
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Bored?

If so, go here and entertain yourself for a while.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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Some Good News

It’s not often I bring you good news about the UN but today I can do so.

Move America Forward, a group devoting its efforts to identifying the fraud that takes place in and the frauds who make up the UN, is taking its battle against the UN to television where it:

is expected to begin running on national cable news networks during the first week of April. It can be seen online at the group’s website.

Their spokesman had this to say:

“The United Nations cannot be trusted. We’ve seen that over and over again, and the actions of the U.N. speak louder than their hollow promises to change their ways. For several years now, Kofi Annan and the U.N. leadership have bent over backwards to appease terrorist-supporting regimes and despots throughout the world. Yet, when it comes to the United States they seethe with contempt and resentment.”

She further goes on to say:

“U.S. taxpayers are the largest source of funding for the U.N. and yet we receive nothing but abuse from the U.N.,”

BRAVO!!  BRAVO!!  ENCORE!!  ENCORE!!

You can sign their petition here. You can also click on the link to watch the video of the commercial.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 07:39 AM   
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And Democrats Accuse Republicans of Voter Fraud?

Here are two stories for you.

In Colorado, hundreds are under investigation for voter fraud

including casting multiple ballots, forging signatures or voting when they were ineligible.

What do you want to bet that if an intrepid reporter were to begin digging around he’d find almost all of them to be democrats?

In one case:

a husband and wife in Douglas County each cast absentee ballots, then cast provisional ballots for fear their mail-in votes wouldn’t count

The state official, though, brushed it off by saying:

They were not trying to intentionally vote twice. They just wanted to make sure their vote counted.

DAMMIT!!  It’s pandering shit like this that enables and encourages people to do these things!!!!

If these fucking morons do not understand the concept of the absentee ballot or don’t remember that they’ve voted, THEY SHOULD NOT BE PERMITTED TO VOTE!!!!!! Their names should be stricken from the rolls.

And officials who coddle people like this should be taken out back and shot.

It is EVERY citizen’s duty to know how to vote, when to vote, and where to vote.

Enough with the excuses for Christ’s sake!


In Ill-Annoy, 5 Dummycraps were arrested in an attempt to buy votes during the last election.

It sure makes you wonder----if we’d go back to every state where Bush lost by a small margin, how possible would it be to detect similar fraud which, when deducted from the vote count would result in his winning those states, too?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 07:36 AM   
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How Long Before……..?

After reading this piece I could not help but wonder how long it would be before some barking moonbat on the left begins accusing President Bush of using his connections with God to plan this?

Of course, had FEMA not given people money, these same accusers would have blamed Bush for being indifferent to the sufferings of the afflicted.

Assholes!

And you wonder why I despise these people?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 07:35 AM   
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Equal Justice

Looks like the Mexican drug cartels like to use pits of acid to dissolve the bodies of those they kill.

We should do the same to those we catch.  Hell, too bad the Minutemen who will be patrolling the borders next month don’t have a few of these sitting around.  They can dump the illegals they catch in there.  Hell, maybe even those crooked Mexican cops and military who shoot at our side.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 07:33 AM   
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Poking Fun At The Fwench

Obviously noting my recent posts about the French (here and here) plus the one about gum chewing, reader Darrell sent me the following.


An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: “You American folk eat the whole bread??”

American (in a bad mood): “Of course.”

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t.  In France, we only eat what’s inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states.” The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”

American: “Of Course.”

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

“We don’t.  In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states.”

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: “Do you have sex in France?”

Frenchman: “Why of course we do”, he says with a big smirk.

American: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

Frenchman: “We throw them away, of course.”

American: “We don’t.  In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France.”


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/25/2005 at 06:52 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - March 24, 2005

We Tried To Warn You ….

All we need is soft tissue to clone a dinosaur .... T-Rex would be nice .... but a Raptor will do ....

What could possibly go wrong ......... ????

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/24/2005 at 07:57 PM   
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