Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
Wednesday - June 30, 2004
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Quote Of The Day"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity."
-- Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
On This Day In History
June 30, 1934 - Night Of The Long Knives
In Germany, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler orders a bloody purge of his own political party, assassinating hundreds of Nazis whom he believed had the potential to become political enemies in the future. The leadership of the Nazi Storm Troopers (SA), whose four million members had helped bring Hitler to power in the early 1930s, was especially targeted. Hitler feared that some of his followers had taken his early "National Socialism" propaganda too seriously and thus might compromise his plan to suppress workers' rights in exchange for German industry making the country war-ready.
June 30, 1936 - "Gone With The Wind" Is Published
Margaret Mitchell's only novel, Gone with the Wind, is published on this day in 1936. The book will become one of the bestselling novels of all time, selling some 25 million copies. The book sold 1 million copies within six months, with as many as 50,000 copies being bought on a single day.
Today's Birthdays
Lena Horne, American jazz and pop singer (1917)
Mike Tyson, American boxer (1966)
Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Permalink • Tuesday - June 29, 2004
The Revolution
I just got off the phone with Vilmar. We had a long (two hour) discussion about various things. Mostly the need to euthanize all Moonbats. We also discussed the inevitabliity of an upcoming civil war or revolution. We decided that if Kerry wins in November, we are going to organize Moonbat Militias and begin the Revolution. After all, Thomas Jefferson said it perfectly when he wrote: "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."If the Moonbat Left continues their insidious attacks and verbal warfare against Conservatives, a time may come when the Right strikes back. Up until now, we have listened to their "moonbattery" and laughed off their insults, lies, innuendos and crudities. We have watched their frothing-at-the-mouth hatred rip this country apart and we have done our best to endure.
If the Moonbat Left continues to escalate the hatred and anger we will have no choice but to resist them in any way we see fit. So gird your loins, keep your powder dry and be prepared. And while you're at it, order this t-shirt so we know who the good guys are.
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Permalink • Clear Up The Confusion
For those who cannot figure out who is posting on this blog, we present the following educational message as a public service. At the bottom of each post is a small "bat". The "bat" is automatically placed there to designate the author. The "bat" is the same one that Vilmar (Our Benevolent Dictator) and Allan (Our Propaganda Minister) have tattooed on each of their butts.This is Vilmar:
This is Allan:
As anyone can plainly see, Vilmar is the nasty looking "bat" with an evil leer on his face. His face is always red from ranting so loudly at the Moonbats he keeps in the Palace Dungeon. Plus he gets all worked up down there flogging the idiots mercilessly and twisting and breaking their bones on the rack.
On the other hand, Allan is the cute looking little "bat" with a beguiling smile on his face. He looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly. Those are the ones you have to watch out for. As Propaganda Minister, he knows how to brainwash evil spys from the Moonbat Left. He is an expert with hypnotism and sodium pentathol.
So there you have it: the "Good Cop" and the "Bad Cop". You never know which one is which .... but ve haff vays of making you talk. Jawohl!
Mwah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah .........
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Permalink • Hail Pharoah!
The Onion has the news story for you today. They've been tracking the construction of The Reagan Pyramid. Pharoah's body will be entombed in the gigantic structure, currently being built with thousands of slaves, in Simi Valley.Key Quote: "Only the most gigantic tomb ever created will be worthy of the Great Communicator," former Reagan Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger said. "As his mortal subjects, it is our holy duty to provide Reagan with a burial commensurate with his stature, in order that he may enter the Realm of Death bedecked with raiments and honors so that he may take his rightful place beside the mighty Sun God, Ra."
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Permalink • Time to take off the gloves!
That's it! I've had it! DAMN IT!! Just when I think I can not get any more pissed off I find something like this.How many fucking times do I have to say it? The media, as lackeys, are complicit ass-suckers of the Democratic Party willing to do anything to ensure President Bush loses the election.
Now we have a book that features two guys plotting different ways to kill the President and it will be released a day before the Republican Convention.
If ever there were a reason to outright shoot these bastards on the street it is this and the time is now.
What the hell is going on in our society nowadays that this sort of venomous and vile activity takes place? Portray the recent activity (book releases, movie releases, personal attacks by senators and ex-Presidents and Vice Presidents) to activities in the past. There is just no comparison. These vermin are showing their true colors and like vermin, it is approaching time to exterminate them.
America, we are at a crossroads. If The Poodle gets elected I figure it will only be a few short years before we have civil war again. This time it won't be North vs. South but Conservatives versus Liberals. Advantage? Conservatives. Why? Liberals are opposed to owning guns. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Look on the bright side: at least it will be a short war.
And don't give me any shit about my proposed actions being no better than theirs. I'm pissed and I might have to hunt you down and hurt you---badly.
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Permalink • Dummycraps FINALLY tell the truth!
It's not often that it happens but it occurred yesterday when The Hildebeast told a fund raising crowd that if Kerry gets elected he will back off some of President Bush's tax cuts and take more of their money from them.For what reason?
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
Yep, just like the good socialists that they are, Dummycraps are now beginning to fly their REAL pennant of socialism for the greater good; government knows better than you do how to spend your money; no one person should be better off than any other, etc.
But what else do you expect from an arrogant bitch whose early years, according to the late Barbara Olson, felt that:
"Marxism was a very important part of her ideology."
and while growing up, The Hildebeast was a
"budding Leninist ( who ) understood the Leninist concept of acquiring, accumulating and maintaining political power at any cost."
Methinks the Dummycraps are getting a bit overconfident. And if President Bush and the Republican party do not start beating Kerry over the head with this, then things may, in fact, start getting a bit ugly.
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Permalink • Can you pick out the irony?
Clinton gives a speech and accuses President Bush of stealing from the poor to give to the rich. Typical of the class warfare tactics being taken by Dummycraps.But where does he do this?
Las Vegas!
Is that ironic or what? A city built to take money from those who many times can least afford it and Clinton accuses Bush.
Better yet? It was a fund raiser. So I guess taking it from the not-so-poor to give to the rich in the Dummycrap party is OK?
What a fucktwit that asshole is.
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Permalink • What passes for visual aids in schools
Like many concerned parents we have (or had) fears that our educational system was letting our kids down. They couldn't read. Couldn't write. Failed state tests abysmally.The emphasis seemed to have been on "feel good" concepts, new "systems" to promote group think and group learning. Compositions written were graded for what the student meant while spelling or grammar errors were totally ignored. Freedom of expression was king. Little girls were told they are free to get abortions without parental involvement. Sex education began in 1st grade. Little girls begin rolling condoms onto cucumbers in grade 5. Homosexuality was deemed acceptable and kids told it is OK to experiment.
All that crap really pisses me off.
Now I find out they are using these kinds of visual aids in biology and high school botany classes in an attempt to show how trees come about. Just what kind of teachers do we have in our schools, anyway?
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Let's hope those are not "boy" trees!!!! BWAH HA HA! (had y'all goin' eh? Except for the first three paragraphs which are still true!)
Thanks, Steve!
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Permalink • Enemies Within?
According to CAIR, there are an estimated 1.2 billion Muslims in the world today. CAIR also estimates there are 7 million Muslims in the United States. These are their own published figures.CAIR recently put up an on-line petition for Muslims around the world to sign. The petition is named "Not In The Name Of Islam" and according to CAIR they are "asking Muslims around the world to help correct [sic] misperceptions of Islam and the Islamic stance on religiously-motivated terror."
Go take a look at the current poll results: as of today, June 29, they have collected 673,314 signatures. Hell, that's only about 10% of the Muslims in the US and less than .05% of the total world population of Muslims.
I realize most Muslims around the world probably don't have internet access (except Al Qaeda leaders and Yassir Arafat). However, you'd think the Muslim population in the US would be able to get more than 10% of the vote out wouldn't you? At least they would if the Muslim population really wanted to distance themselves from the terrorists and terrorist acts. Whose side are these people on anyway?
Either the Muslim Imams in this country start preaching against terrorism and these people start acting like Americans or we need to start building internment camps way the hell and gone somewhere out in Wyoming. For over two years I have been issuing a challenge to the Muslim community to speak up and denouce these terrorist acts. All I am hearing is a few whispering voices.
CAIR devotes most of its web site to helping American Muslims defend their "civil rights" and collecting donations to elect "Muslim-friendly" politicians. They are putting the cart before the camel. It's past time for CAIR and the US Muslim population to "come out" against Islamic terrorism and stop trying to pretend they're "victims" in our society.
Americans have been amazingly tolerant to date. There have been only a small number of incidents of non-Muslim Americans attacking American Muslims. Time is running out though. A large majority of Americans are starting to question the Muslim population on this issue.
Once again I throw down the gauntlet to CAIR and the US Muslim population: whose side are you on in this war against Islamic terrorists?
To any Muslims out there: if you will just state publicly that you denounce the acts of terrorism and those who commit them, and give me your word, in the name of Allah, that you are not assisting these terorists in any way whatsoever, I will welcome you as a brother or sister .... and as a fellow American. I will stand beside you and defend you against anyone who wishes to harm you. That is my offer. Take it or leave ....
I'll be keeping an eye on CAIR and this poll .... and I'm still awaiting an answer to my question and my offer.
Update: After several suggestions from our readers I've added the following: (1) in addition to the public statement I ask for above, the Muslim must state that Israel has a right to exist in peace and Jews are not to be persecuted, and (2) the internment camps have been moved to the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve (ANWR) in Alaska where they can help drill for oil. That is all.
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Quote Of The Day"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy."
-- John Updike (1932 - ), "Problems and Other Stories"
On This Day In History
June 29, 1972 - Supreme Court Strikes Down Death Penalty
In Furman v. Georgia, the U.S. Supreme Court rules by a vote of 5-4 that capital punishment, as it is currently employed on the state and federal level, is unconstitutional. The majority held that, in violation of the Eighth Amendment to the Constitution, the death penalty qualified as "cruel and unusual punishment," primarily because states employed execution in "arbitrary and capricious ways," especially in regard to race. It was the first time that the nation's highest court had ruled against capital punishment. However, because the Supreme Court suggested new legislation that could make death sentences constitutional again, such as the development of standardized guidelines for juries that decide sentences, it was not an outright victory for opponents of the death penalty. In 1976, with 66 percent of Americans still supporting capital punishment, the Supreme Court acknowledged progress made in jury guidelines and reinstated the death penalty under a "model of guided discretion."
Today's Birthdays
George Washington Goethals, American engineer & architect of Panama Canal (1858)
Slim Pickens, American cowboy & actor (1919)
Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Permalink • Monday - June 28, 2004
Blinks
Cruising the blogosphere again on the BMEWS SurfboardTM hanging ten .............Check out the photo gallery of Idiots and Scoundrels over at TheRant.Us. Moonbats on parade, all gathered together for your viewing pleasure.
The guys at DGCI have a copy of "The Note" that President Bush received from Condaleeza Rice this morning. Go get your copy of it and send to every Liberal you know.
As usual, Allah is all over "The Note" (see above from DGCI). Except Allah has the finely photoshopped version of "The Note" as it was delivered to Senator Kerry. Whoops! There goes the F-Word again.
Frank J. has the lowdown on Michael Moore. Real low down. No, I mean REALLY low-down. Aw, f**k it! Go read it. Key quote: The diet of the Michael Moore is globs of fat, mugs of grease, and small children.
Thanks to Bill at INDC Journal, we have a link to this picture about fashion accesories. Speechless.
Kim Du Toit explains why "accuracy" is important in using firearms, and how it varies for everyone. Find out what "minute of deer" means and get a look at a well-used M1 carbine. Sweet! Kim also points us to a post at BlackFive which contains a letter from a US Marine in Iraq to the terrorists holding his brother Marine captive. Semper Fi!
Scarppleface has the latest news on Michael Moore's
Baldilocks has the scoop on the Real Brown Shirts. She nails it too.
Emperor Misha has his say on the beheading of Army SPC Matt Maupin today by
Mr. Minority is keeping an eye on Africa for us. Things are getting worse and worse every day over there. I have a friend whose family had farmed in Rhodesia since the turn of the 20th century. In the early 1980's they were driven out, along with most of the white people in that country, which was renamed Zimbabwe. My buddy has a huge collection of beautiful African furnishings and gear in his house but every time he talks about the country he grew up in, I sense the pain in his voice. Mr. M. explains why.
Mike, over at Right Nation throws in his two-cents on Michael Moore's
Finally, the Llama Butchers have managed to sneak a copy of the poster for Michael Moore's next movie. We cannot name it either. You'll just have to go look.
Before we go though, we thought we would announce that the team here at Barking Moonbat Early Warning System has decided to forgive Canada. They have finally managed to produce something good. All is forgiven. Make more.
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I just watched "The Day After Tomorrow". All I have to says is .... (giggle) ....I can't figure out, for the life of me, what all the fuss was about. It's just a typical Hollywood disaster flick. We have the idealistic scientist trying to convince the evil Vice-President (who does resemble Dick Cheney) that a global disaster is imminent. Of course, the evil politician does not believe him. Then, when the evil weather gods smite the Earth, we have the scientist's son and his teenage friends stranded in New York during the height of the storm and the scientist must trek through the snow to save him. Include some typical teenage goings on between the son and his friends and the script practically writes itself. We also have the obligatory "irony" of the story when Americans start migrating south to escape the storm and "illegal aliens" from America invade Mexico.
Strictly speaking, there is about as much real science in this movie as there is in a Spiderman comic book. Temperature drops down to -150 F. in just a few minutes. Almost instantaneous flooding of New York. 72-hour superstorms. It's all hokum.
But it's a hoot! If you liked "Poseidon Adventure" or "Earthquake" or "Towering Inferno" then you'll absolutely love this one.
By the time the movie was over I was practically rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. I almost choked on my popcorn. I kept thinking about all those Liberals who were preaching from the rooftops that "this could happen to us" and (sadly) all the Conservatives who fell for that baloney and were distressed that the movie would scare people.
Hogwash!
Go see it! I give it five stars and two thumbs up for (1) being pure escapism, (2) using the same script from any number of other disaster flicks and (3) being hilariously funny. And try not to choke on your popcorn at some of the corny lines (there are plenty).
Example:
Girl: (draping blanket around injured boyfriend and snuggling up to him)
Boy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "I'm using my body heat to keep you alive."
Boy: "Gee, thanks."
Me: (GROAN)
The closing line of the movie did it for me, though. One of the astronauts on the space station, who had watched the entire disaster unfold below, is gazing out the window after the "super-storms" finally die down says, "Wow. I can't believe how clear the sky looks down there now." Then the camera pans over to the viewport to show the glaciers advancing at almost light-speed across the Northern Hemisphere. I missed the credits, I was laughing so hard. I think Dennis Quaid was in there somewhere.
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Permalink • Help is on its way!!!
I am not certain how you feel about it but personally, I am fed up with the fucktard, liberal, panty-waisted, pinko, granola munching, tree hugging, barking moonbat dummycrap pukes who seem to grow in numbers by leaps and bounds every day.Here are two very interesting little pieces that may very well hold the solution to this problem. However, it will require your assistance and possibly a huge shift in your paradigms associated with abortion and birth control. But I guarantee it will be worth it.
First, we must all now publicly, cheerfully, and openly declare our full support for abortion. We should push to make it legal for all reasons, all ages, at all periods of the pregnancy.
Sound abominable? Not really. Just advocate its use among that segment of the population that is liberal. Children of conservatives must be taught it is still vile and that our support is a facade to serve our evil, brown shirted purposes (insert a gratuitous Sig Heil! here) Read this excerpt and you will understand that if you teach your children well they will never engage in abortion practices because social services research done over several generations of children finds that children:
... tend to absorb the values of their parents.
... tend to have the same political views as their family (parents, siblings, immediate relatives) and share common views on political causes.
... tend to develop the same lifestyle as their family.
End result? Dummycraps will abort themselves into oblivion given several generations! HOORAY!!!
A less drastic approach is to encourage liberal men to wear cellphones on their belts and to have them use those phones a lot. Why? It causes the men to lose virility. Ain't that great? Since we are capitalistic pigs we will make lots of money and then hire liberal men to act as porters for our phones thus accelerating the sterilization process. Hell, they're liberal, and stupid, and only capable of minimum wage work anyway so to make up for it and show our compassionate side we'll pay them a little better for their "service."
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I got the link below from Neal Boortz's site and it is the cat's meow when it comes to exposing the bullshit in Michael Moore's recent movie.Please read it.
Email all your friends, family members, acquaintances, co-workers (not on company time or on company equipment, please!). If they do not have email, print it and hand it to them. Ask them to do the same to THEIR social circle.
Please write letters to the editor of your paper about the lies, falsehoods, misrepresentations and outright censorship practiced by Moore.
Above all, email all the leftist, pinko, bedwetting, socialist dummycraps in your social circle, too!
This son of a bitch and all his minions must be exposed for who they are: defeatists, distorters of truth, America haters, scumbags.
Go on, read it. Issues covered are the Unocal pipeline, the fact that 3 judges at Cannes have ties to Miramax, the distortions about President Bush's time away from the White House as "vacations", assertions that Bush signed paperwork allowing the bin Laden family to leave, etc.
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