Wednesday - March 30, 2005

A Win For The Good Guys

This is good news!  A doctor who worked at the UN wrote a book criticizing it.  He got fired.

The case was considered one of whistle-blowing and he sued. 

He won.

Back pay.

And a promotion!

You know that has to piss off the Koffing Anus.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/30/2005 at 07:29 AM   
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An Education System Follow-Up

A court has fined a school superintendent for refusing to interview a woman for a job vacancy in a public school because her kids were in a private school.

How arrogant can these people get, anyway?

Bully for her!

Students who had opinions about homosexuals and said the lifestyle is wrong were told to keep their opinions to themselves by the school.

The Alliance Defense Fund filed a federal lawsuit against the school that did so.

Apparently, diversity only counts when the subjects and opinions are those decreed by the liberal, panty-waisted, bed-wetting leftists in this country.

And what happens when you have colleges and universities packed with liberal asshats?

This.

They may not be able to discuss Pythagorean’s Theorem but they can go into great detail about the many sex positions the co-eds will adopt to make their male students happy.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/30/2005 at 07:27 AM   
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NO!!!  REALLY?!?!?!

I never would have guessed in ten million years!  A recent study finds most faculties are liberal!

Well, knock me down with a feather!

But, as they used to say, “those that can’t do----teach!”

In run-of the mill universities it is a 72/15 (liberal/conservative) mix.  In elite campii it’s 87/13.  What’s funny about most of this is the fact that at the campus level self ID is 50/11 while in the general public (outside of campii,) the numbers are 33/18.  So, in effect, we have 50% more socialists on campus and about 37% fewer conservatives than in the general public.  No wonder our kids are so fucked up.

This is great:

“What’s most striking is how few conservatives there are in any field,”

Well, DUH!!!  They’re out in the real world making money, you asshat!!!  Or they are being discriminated against by assholes like those who do the hiring at CU.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/30/2005 at 06:40 AM   
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Do You Use P2P?

Even if you have no idea what I am talking about, you MUST pay attention to this.

It is very important because one day you might use it and you should know.

It started a few days ago when Michelle Malkin posted about using P2P to locate personal tax forms and social security numbers.

Then another guy did some digging and found even more info--complete spreadsheets.

Now she writes that kiddie porn is out there, too!  Whole videos and pictures of baby rapes, etc.  This is sick stuff!

If you use P2P, remember to keep your personal crap on a different directory.  If you have child porn or use P2P to download it, tell us!  Please!!!

That way we can call the cops and put your sick ass in jail, you pervert.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/30/2005 at 06:38 AM   
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Odd Bits O’ News

Working hard?

Not sleeping enough?

So are many Americans.......with sex taking second place in most instances.

No wonder our birth rate is so low.

Now, get the hell away from the TV, quit surfing porn, and get some rest.  Nooky awaits!

What kind of pansy-assed postmen do they have in this town that a chihuahua terrorizes them? Wear boots and kick the little fucker in the chops once.  he’ll never bother you again.

How embarrassing.

A reason why drugs are so expensive?  People like this asshole.

You’re a soldier, injured on the battlefield.  Cries of “Medic!” “Medic!” ring out.  You open your eyes and a robot is stitching you up.  Freaky?  Not really.

Thinking of commiting a crime and hoping not to leave prints? Your life of crime just became a bit more difficult, Bucko!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/30/2005 at 06:35 AM   
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Public Apology

In reference to the previous story, “The Final Obesity Solution” ....

Unlike Dan Rather, I can admit when I’ve been hoodwinked. I was researching the subject of “obesity” and Google threw up this link in the list. Curious, I read it and it looked to be legitimate. Unfortunately, this turned out to be a combination of two factors: (1) two asshats with nothing better to do than fuck with people and (2) some slick work to present a seemingly professional medical site. What kind of person pays to buy a seemingly credible domain name and then builds a professional looking web site just to hoodwink people? The answer is: an arrogant pus-bag with too much free time and too few brains.

The internet can be a source of good information and it can be a playground for idiots. I try extremely hard to make sure what is presented here is factual but even the best of efforts are futile in the face of determined dipshits. It was not that I “wanted” to believe the story but that it was presented in such a professional manner with bibliographic references and all.

In my opinion, “Joe and Bill” are nothing more than bullshit artists with a deep desire to prove themselves superior. All they have really done is place themselves in the same league with Al Jazeera and others who distribute misinformation for reasons of their own agenda, which does not include journalistic integrity. This proves once and for all that if you work hard enough you can make anyone look stupid.

In summation, when I get my hands on these fuckers I’m going to wring their little nuts off. Count on it. Until then, I want to thank everyone who helped uncover these two fucktards.

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/30/2005 at 02:15 AM   
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   Tuesday - March 29, 2005

A Change Of Pace

Reading about Jesse Jackson depressed me.

This is where I am headed, scotch in hand.  My back yard. Imagine me on that bench, wind in the trees, birds twittering, frogs croaking in the canal behind the house.

See you in an hour or so.

Update From Allan: there will be no “Photo Du Jour” feature today as Vilmar has provided us here with an excellent picture for your relaxation and artistic pleasure. Enjoy!

Update II From Allan: here’s a little something to help our Benevolent Dictator relax. Hopefully, he can still read “portugee”. Me, all I need is a six pack and a book of Yeats ....

Árvores

O que tentam dizer as árvores
no seu silêncio lento e nos seus vagos rumores,
o sentido que têm no lugar onde estão,
a reverência, a ressonância, a transparência
e os acentos claros e sombrios de uma frase aérea.
E as sombras e as folhas são a inocência de uma ideia
que entre a água e o espaço se tornou uma leve integridade.
Sob o mágico sopro da luz são barcos transparentes.
Não sei se é o ar se é o sangue que brota dos seus ramos.
Ouço a espuma finíssima das suas gargantas verdes.
Não estou, nunca estarei longe desta água pura
e destas lâmpadas antigas de obscuras ilhas.
Que pura serenidade da memória, que horizontes
em torno do poço silencioso! É um canto num sono
e o vento e a luz são o hálito de uma criança
que sobre um ramo de árvore abraça o mundo.
-- António Ramos Rosa (1924- )

Update III From Vilmar: here’s the translation (as best asa I can do it since poetry is difficult)

What do trees attempt to say
in their slow silence and vague rustlings
the care they have for where they are
the reverence, the resonance, the transparency
and the clear notes and shades of an airy phrase.
The shadows and the leaves are the innocence of an idea
Into which enters water and the space turned entirely light
On the magic current of light are transparent boats.
I don’t know if it is air or blood that blossoms from its branches.
Listen to the ever so light foaming of its green throats.
I am not nor will be far from these pure waters
And these ancient lights of obscure islands.
What pure serenity of memory, what horizons in
The tap of silent wells!  It is a song in a dream
And the wind and light are like the breath of a child
That on a branch of the tree embraces the world

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/29/2005 at 04:58 PM   
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Bring In The Clowns

As if poor Terri Schiavo doesn’t have enough problems, trying to die with dignity at the hands of her husband and a Florida judge, now she has to endure Jesse Jackson at her doorstep. Out of all the people involved in this, she may be the lucky one if she is truly unable to comprehend what is going on around her.

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/29/2005 at 02:04 PM   
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Love And Marriage And ….

What we have here is a Country Music Song just waiting to happen .... 

Would someone please send a link to this picture to Frank J., in case Frank ever gets stoopid and Sarah K. (soon to be Sarah J.) catches him. Memo to Frank: they may say they will love you forever but as soon as they catch you dipping your wick in another candle you will surely experience total meltdown .... unless your name is Bill Clinton.

Vilmar and I would like to congratulate the happy couple on their pending nuptials and wish them the best. Of course, that is entirely dependent on Frank adding us back to his blogroll. Don’t make us come over there and crash the wedding, pal!

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/29/2005 at 11:10 AM   
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The Final Obesity Solution

I saw the headline for this story and was intrigued enough to start reading. I wish I hadn’t ....

Curing Obesity through Sterility: California ‘s Controversial Program Under the Microscope

Beginning last November, the city of San Francisco began a program whereupon clinically obese men between the ages of 18 and 55 could undergo a procedure whereupon approximately 1/2 an inch is removed from each vas and the ends are sealed - commonly referred to as a vasectomy - completely free of charge. The overwhelming turnout led the State of California to follow suit, and now California is the first state in the Union to offer state-funded vasectomies to men who have been diagnosed as obese.

Why would a state adopt such a controversial program? The basis is simple: vasectomy is a popular method of birth control (in 1983, figures showed that approximately 10 million men had been sterilized in the U.S. since 1969). By offering such a highly effective form of birth control freely to men who, by clinical diagnosis, have been deemed genetically inferior to the normalized median of homo sapien development, such a gene line would effectively be eliminated.

Did you get that last part? Basically, they’re saying that the way to cure obesity is to not let the fat fucks reproduce. Being a somewhat overweight “fat fuck” myself, I am terrified. Isn’t this the same solution that Adolph Hitler came up with for mental defectives in the Third Reich? Sterilize them to “keep the race pure”? Jawohl, mein Feuhrer!

Apology: Unlike Dan Rather, I can admit when I’ve been hoodwinked. I was researching the subject of “obesity” and Google threw up this link in the list. Curious, I read it and it looked to be legitimate. Unfortunately, this turned out to be a combination of two factors: (1) two asshats with nothing better to do than fuck with people and (2) some slick work to present a seemingly professional medical site. What kind of person pays to buy a seemingly credible domain name and then builds a professional looking web site just to hoodwink people? The answer is: an arrogant pus-bag with too much free time and too few brains.

The internet can be a source of good information and it can be a playground for idiots. I try extremely hard to make sure what is presented here is factual but even the best of efforts are futile in the face of determined dipshits. It was not that I “wanted” to believe the story but that it was presented in such a professional manner with bibliographic references and all.

In my opinion, “Joe and Bill” are nothing more than bullshit artists with a deep desire to prove themselves superior. All they have really done is place themselves in the same league with Al Jazeera and others who distribute misinformation for reasons of their own agenda, which does not include journalistic integrity.

In summation, when I get my hands on these fuckers I’m going to wring their little nuts off. Count on it. Until the, I want to thank everyone who helped uncover these two fucktards.

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/29/2005 at 10:01 AM   
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NAAWW

According to BlackNews.Com, college-educated white women earn less than black men and black women. They explain this disparity with every excuse in the book .... except racial quotas and current racist laws giving preferences to minority men and women.

I think it is time to form the National Association for the Advancement of White Women (NAAWW). And how about the United White Women College Fund (UWWCF)? And what about the White Pantherettes? White women of the world UNITE! Demand reparations!

Or better yet, just marry some rich white guy and tell the world to go pound sand.

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/29/2005 at 08:56 AM   
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Military and Rednecks

You may have seen these before but.........................

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who cannot join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:

1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ass.

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest ...kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.  Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while the Veteran kicks their ass.

4) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend that you are. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU’s), telling others that you used to be “Special Forces,” and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay if you were still seven, but now it will only get your ass kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule)

5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine “Sir,” stand back ..
the Marine will kick their ass.

6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, “Do you fly a jet?” Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves a ass kicking (children are exempt).

7) Roseanne Barr’s singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper. It was a disgrace and disrespectful.  Laugh, and eventually your ass will be kicked.

8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart and quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her ... of course, failure to do either of those will earn you a severe ass kicking.

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is “traitor”. Hate her or else (asss will be kicked).

10) Don’t try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, to include our commander in Chief (the President .. for those who didn’t know) is all that we acknowledge. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those “representatives” meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.  The military member might direct you to Oliver North.
(I can see him kicking your ass already).

11) “Your mama wears combat boots” never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely kick your ass!

12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying “Let’s go kill those Commie’s!!!” And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me… If you see anyone calling those psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

13) Finally yet importantly, whether or not you become a member of the Military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

While on the subject of patriotism.......who’d you rather have by your side when the shit hits the fan?  Some Holly-weirdo type trying to take away your guns as the heathen swarm over the hilltop?  Or a redneck?

I choose the redneck.  So along those lines, see if you qualify.

You might be a redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, “One nation, under God.”

2. You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

3. You still say “Christmas” instead of “Holiday Season.”

4. You bow your head when someone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You’ve never burned an American flag.

8. You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

Hat Tip:  BobF

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/29/2005 at 08:30 AM   
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The Revenge Of The Goats??

Earlier (5 articles down) I posted about some Jordanian peacekeepers “having their way with goats” while on duty keeping the peace “piece.”

I don’t know about you but it looks like the goats may be getting their revenge. Of course, they are attacking American kids.  Must be terrorist goats.

A bunch of kids have a deadly infection from a petting zoo.  The article goes on to mention the infection is normally gotten through undercooked or contaminated food.

A reasonable person would then ask, “hey, Mr. Article Writer, what were these kids doing at the petting zoo?  Slaughtering the animals and eating them raw?”

Only towards the end do you find out it can be transmitted through feces.

So what were these kids doing?  Picking up pellets and eating them?  Maybe petting the south end of these critters?

And where were the parents?

I HATE petting zoos.  Always have.  Always will.  Can’t quite put my finger on why but this is reason enough.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/29/2005 at 08:27 AM   
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Madness!

If you live in Colorado and have to serve on a jury, take plenty of comic books to read but leave your Bible at home. This message brought to you by the Colorado Supreme Court.

DENVER Mar 28, 2005 — The Colorado Supreme Court on Monday threw out the death penalty in a rape-and-murder case because jurors had studied Bible verses such as “eye for eye, tooth for tooth” during deliberations.

On a 3-2 vote, justices ordered Robert Harlan to serve life in prison without parole for kidnapping 25-year-old cocktail waitress Rhonda Maloney in 1994, raping her at gunpoint for two hours and then fatally shooting her.

The jurors in Harlan’s 1995 trial sentenced him to die, but defense lawyers discovered five of them had looked up Bible verses, copied them down and talked about them while deliberating a sentence behind closed doors.

The Supreme Court said “at least one juror in this case could have been influenced by these authoritative passages to vote for the death penalty when he or she may otherwise have voted for a life sentence.”

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/29/2005 at 08:27 AM   
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