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calendar   Saturday - December 11, 2004

Weekend Update

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Sources in France tell us that Yassir Arafuck’s condition continues to be stable after his death.

However, his nephew thinks he died of “unnatural causes.”

I can think of a couple:  from fucking camels and sheep and from violating little boys.  Pretty unnatural to me.  How about you?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 12/11/2004 at 03:16 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - December 05, 2004

DISCOVERED!!!!!

The media and society in general have their collective panties in a wad over Islamic women now using themselves as suicide bombers.  Oh, the inhumanity of it all!!

But recent archeological digs have uncovered what could possibly be the first Iranian female used in combat.  Fortunately they had not yet discovered explosives so spears and swords were the weapons of choice.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 12/05/2004 at 07:51 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - November 30, 2004

Meanwhile, Back In France

The Israelis are demanding the French make some changes to Arafuck’s death certificate.

Seems the Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkeys have indicated Arafuck was born in Jerusalem when he was, in fact, born in Cairo.

Why is this important?

I’ll let you figure it out.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/30/2004 at 07:25 AM   
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Staying On The Subject Of Terrorists

News reports from France verified this morning that Yassir Arafat’s condition is still very stable:  he remains dead.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/30/2004 at 07:24 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - November 28, 2004

We Must Be Doing Something Right

Our military’s brilliant tactics and overwhelming firepower is finally beginning to piss off Al Zarqawi enough such that he is now reportedly sending out appeals for more volunteers.  Guess our 40 to 1 kill ratio is wearing him down.

“Over the last few days, Al Zarqawi supporters have appealed for help from Al Qaida and related groups. The Internet has also reflected the growing concern that Islamic insurgents would be routed in Iraq. A message posted on an Islamic website appealed for help from Islamic insurgents in Afghanistan, Chechnya, Pakistan and the Palestinian Authority.”

As if that were not bad enough, who does he blame?  The clerics!  What a hoot!  He says:

“You have let us down in the darkest circumstances and handed us over to the enemy. You have stopped supporting the holy warriors. Hundreds of thousands of the nation’s sons are being slaughtered at the hands of the infidels because of your silence.”

Did you catch that?  Hundreds of thousands?  What fantasy world does this fucktard live on?  If we had killed hundreds of thousands he’d have been dead already.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/28/2004 at 07:33 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - November 25, 2004

A “REALLY” Big Reason to Give Thanks Today

Reports from medical doctors in the Mideast confirm that Yassir Arafat’s condition remains stable in death.

For that we are indeed grateful. 

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Yep, and he STILL looks very surprised at that diagnosis, huh?

Now, let’s add Zarqawi, bin Laden, Hussein and a couple of others to that list and I’d be ecstatic.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/25/2004 at 06:34 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - November 23, 2004

NEWS FLASH!!  NEWS FLASH!!  NEWS FLASH!!

In a shocking development, we here at BMEWS have just learned that Yassir Arafat continues to be in stable condition after his death in a French Hospital.

From the expression on his face, we’d say Yassir is just as shocked as we are.

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No word yet on the 72 virgins although we’ve been told the angels in Islamic Heaven are having trouble locating 72 virgin sheep, goats or camels.  Seems they’ve all been violated by devout terrorists.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/23/2004 at 07:19 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - November 18, 2004

What?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/18/2004 at 07:04 PM   
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Let The Voting Begin

Yasser Arafuck. Rest In Peace. NOT! This sleazy slime is finally dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. We invited our readers to write his “OH-BITCH-UARY”. Now, you all get to vote for the best. Here are the authors to vote for. You can read their “heart-warming eulogies” (mheh) by clicking on the “Continue Reading” link below. Read them over and cast your vote. The winner gets $50 US .... which will almost buy one of them a tank and a half of gas. Let the voting begin ....




See More Below The Fold

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/18/2004 at 11:02 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - November 16, 2004

Guest Post: English 101-b

English 101-b

Supplementary Lesson to English 101-a

This supplementary lesson will concentrate on the originality of concentrated memorandums and letter-switching shit.

We will take two well known words, and systematically alter, renew, restore, add to, supercede and supplant individual letters, in an attempt to form new but hopefully related words.

All right, let us begin with the two words - Yasser Arafat

Inspection revels the first word, Yasser, contains the word, “ass”. (That certainly is related.) We can then seek more information with respect to this three letter word, “ass”.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines this word as:

1. Any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammals,
smaller than the horse, and having long ears; especially an African mammal
that is the ancestor of a donkey.

(It is doubtful that anyone has ever seen Arafat’s ears, as he most always
has a rag wrapped around them, so this cannot be verified. The “ancestor
of a donkey” certainly seems to be on the right track.)

2. A stupid, obstinate, or perverse person—often compounded with a
proceeding adjective.

(My example: He is a fucking dumb-ass. In my
example, it is used as a postpositive intensive with words of derogatory
implication. Certainly we can all agree that this is most relevant.)

All right, let us continue. Our next step is to rearrange the letters and see what we come up with. Ah-ha! I see the letters aysers. Can you see what I see? I see the word “ay”, pronounced “eye”. and I see the word sers, pronounced “sores”. Together, the word eyesores is formed. Is this relevant? Yes, it is, because all of the paeloswinians are eyesores.

That’s the end of this lesson. Your assignment is to complete the transformation of the word “Yasser” as well as the word “Arafat”. A quick glance reveals to the most casual observer, the word “fart”. Relevant? Carry on!

Thank you all, class dismissed.

-- Iacobus




Posted by Iacobus   United States  on 11/16/2004 at 05:40 PM   
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The Commonwealth Of Asshatia

Yep, that’s my new name for Palestine. “The Commonwealth Of Asshatia”. Motto: “Can you guess why all our sons look and act like camels?” National Anthem: “Kill Joos, Kill Joos”

Their “great leader” dies and what do they do, name schools or hospitals after him, build memorials to him? NO, the fucktards name a new missile after him, the “Yasser-1”. Missiles meant to kill Israelis.

GAZA CITY – The ruling Fatah movement has deployed a new rocket named after its late leader Yasser Arafat. Palestinian sources said Fatah’s military wing has named the rocket “Yasser-1.” The sources said the rocket was an advanced model of the Al Aqsa-2 and has a range of 15 kilometers.

The people are starving, living in refugee camps, no medical care, no hospitals, no police or fire department, no real government but they have plenty of money to buy missiles!



To make matters even worse, Arafuck is no sooner in the ground than his chosen succesor is the target of an assassination attempt.

GAZA CITY – PLO Chairman Mahmoud Abbas, selected to run for Palestinian elections, has survived an assassination attempt. Palestinian sources said Abbas came under attack during a visit to the Gaza Strip on Sunday evening. They said two of Abbas’s bodyguards were killed and four others were injured when members of Fatah’s military wing opened fire toward Abbas and his security adviser, former Security Minister Mohammed Dahlan, in Gaza City.

How do you deal with these people? You don’t! You just kill ‘em all and let Allah sort ‘em out. Fucking monkey-brained retards. Inbred, brain-dead mental midgets with no reason to be living. Ipse Facto.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/16/2004 at 01:59 PM   
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Fallujah Update

Piggy backing on the previous story about the Marine who whacked the wounded raghead terrorist I bring you these two little itty-bitty points:

Read here to get an accounting of what these “rebels” (as the fuckheaded MSM likes to call them) are like when fighting.  We’re dealing with fanatics who will do anything for their cause to include killing their own.  I’d say they were whacked out.  And because of it have GOTTEN whacked.  Seems like about a 40:1 kill ratio.  I like that.  Hell, with that sort of ratio, a battle of attrition is soon won.

The second “itty bitty” point is this:  why is it that when a lowly Marine takes out a dirtbag it’s a HUGE story but when one of our own SENATORS, running for president, ADMITTED in a book he’d done the same it is NOT a story?

I just heard that similar point on Rush a little while ago and it sure makes you wonder “why?” doesn’t it?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/16/2004 at 01:16 PM   
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The MSM Stoops to Another Low

Looks like the MSM (mainstream media) is preparing itself for another orgasm blitz about Marines who killed a wounded Iraqi.

If allowed to run its course, we will be faced with 24/7 coverage equating this to Abu Ghraib.

Personally, I could give a flying fuck about that wounded piece of shit terrorist.  First off, the son of a bitch desecrated a mosque by using it as a shelter and shooting at our guys from inside it.  Second, these fuckwads would wave white flags of surrender and as our soldiers approached they’d lower the flag and start shooting.  Third, there have been instances of these dirtballs booby trapping themselves.  Fourth, they are nothing but a bunch of camel fucking, dirty, smelly sheethead terrorists.

KILL “EM ALL and let Allah sort them out!

OOOORAH!!!  GO MARINES!!!!!!

You can make a difference:  do not watch any of the MSM news channels for ANY news (local, national, international.) Soon they will feel it in their advertising revenue.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/16/2004 at 09:43 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - November 13, 2004

The Arafuck Oh-BITCH-UARY Contest

I’ve received nearly two dozen entries for the “Arafuck OH-BITCH-UARY” contest. I’ll be reviewing them today and picking the ten best for you to vote on. They’re all good. I’ll have the contest voting poll here for you all tomorrow. Come back and read the “eulogies” and cast your vote. Somebody out there will win $50.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/13/2004 at 09:37 AM   
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