Thursday - March 24, 2005

Shooting Ourselves In The Foot

Shooting Ourselves In The Foot

Never let it be said that BMEWS does not point out stupidity among the ranks of its favorite party.

In this case, it’s the College Republican National Committee.

They’ve been involved in some shady fund raising activities and Ben Shapiro outlines what needs to happen to put that behind us.

And here we have some maroon who OD’d n coke and OxyContin while at the home of Carrie Fischer. 

I wonder if they were getting Kinky playing “Star Wars” make believe?

It is hard to poke a stick in the eye of the “other” side when we have moonbats like these on ours.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/24/2005 at 07:02 AM   
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   Wednesday - March 23, 2005

Damned Spammers!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We apologize for the recent turbulence in our blog flight. We encountered a massive spam front coming in from parts unknown and have had to climb above the disturbance. We have alerted NORAD and the spam front has been destroyed by F-117’s dispatched from Groom Lake.

We now return to our regular flight service, attendants may continue serving refreshments in the main cabin. We thank you for flying BMEWS and trust you will keep us in mind when planning your next trip.

You are now free to move about the blog .... [ding] ....

Update I: For the last hour, our server has been very sick. Overloaded, as in possible DDOS attack. Somebody out there doesn’t like us. The server is back up and I have fixed all problems triggered by this event (for the time being). Don’t worry. if we go down, we’ll always come back. Stay tuned.

Updte II: Sigh! Back to blocking IP addresses and subnets again. There are more childish assholes in this world than there absolutely needs to be. Carry on!

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/23/2005 at 06:46 PM   
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   Tuesday - March 22, 2005

So What Is She Then?

This chickee is suing Harvard because they would not promote her nor offer her any of the multitude of jobs she applied for. 

She says they told her she was “too pretty.”

Additionally they said she was:

“a pretty girl who wore sexy outfits, low cut blouses, and tight pants.”

She’s supposedly 40 years old.

Hey, she’s HOT!!  Either that or my glasses are WAY out of whack right now.

So, the University says she has no basis for the suit as it’s been:

“dismissed by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and the Massachusetts Commission Against Discrimination.”

If that’s the case, just what had she been doing that they were afraid to fire her?  Did they fear some “racial discrimination” lawsuit?

What is she?  some slutty babe running around campus?  Was she screwing around?  Showing too much boobage?  Flashing some panties?  Getting the guys (or gals) all hot and bothered?

We’ll never know, will we?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/22/2005 at 09:44 AM   
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Natural Selection Culls Another One

If you so stupid that you go to an electrical substation to steal copper wire, then you deserve to become toast.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/22/2005 at 06:16 AM   
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   Sunday - March 20, 2005

Sunday Nuttiness and NewzBitz

An interesting bit of history was unearthed in Israel recently. It’s a coin. And their story about it is interesting to read if for nothing else than to see how far the Muslim influence had gotten in the 1200s.

This is just plain wrong on many levels.  At first you read this story and think, “what the hell was the school thinking?”

But then you see they knuckled under and PAID the mother $10,000 (TEN THOUSAND FRIKKIN’ DOLLARS!!!) because a teacher cut her son’s hair too short.

I could see them awarding her money if the teacher had physically injured the child causing hospitalization or something similar.  But hair grows back!!  Hell, they could have settled this by allowing the kid to cut the teacher’s hair.  Eye for an eye type of thing.

More disturbing was this:

Superintendent Roger Woehl said Wednesday the employee was wrong to play barber. “If someone needs a haircut, we’d be more than happy to go into our wallets to give them 20 bucks,” he said.

$20 BUCKS FOR A HAIRCUT?!?!?!

What’s he getting?  A cut? Or maybe a cut and perm with highlights?

Alright, I’ll admit it.  I sorta used the last story to lead into this one.

Moonbats in Canuckistan are now mulling a bill that would prohibit gender based price differences.

If a guy’s haircut costs $8 then a gal’s haircut should cost the same according to these assholes.

I will agree on similar pricing for dry cleaning: a pair of slacks is a pair of slacks.  A shirt is a shirt.  If a man’s regular cotton/poly blend shirt costs $5 to clean so should a woman’s cotton/poly blend.  If hers is silk, then it should cost more.  Same for the guy if his is silk.  You get my drift.

But this legislation is going a bit too far.  Once more, citizenry allowing the government to do what they should be doing with their wallets.

And last but not least, thanks to reader Jaguar, I bring you this.

Man his dick.  Man has wife.

Man has motorcycle accident and mangles penis.  Doctors rebuild it.  It works so well man and wife have a kid.

Man is not happy.  Goes in for “25,000 stroke” check up and demands a rebuild.  Doctors leave first one on (just in case) and build new one.

Man goes home.  Wife sees TWO dicks and freaks. She leaves him.

Isn’t socialized medicine wonderful?  You know this guy did not pay anything for this but just because he did not like it he expected the government to give him a new one.

They say getting married is a big emotional event.  Most people handle it OK.  Some get the sweats.  Others the shakes.  Some get cold feet and walk out.

But what if you get married and all of a sudden (for no physically explained reason) you lose your memory completely---down to who you are; what food tastes like, etc.?

Now THAT’S a significant emotional event.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/20/2005 at 06:51 AM   
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   Friday - March 18, 2005

Weird Bits, Strange Bits

America’s size is being challenged by Euro-peons!  Well, sort of. In Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Finland, Germany, Greece, Malta and Slovakia the size of men’s waists are larger than in the US.

And to think, we did it with our fast foods!!!

Hell, I always knew there was more than one way to skin a cat when it came to getting rid of those pesky Euro-peons.  Now, if we are smart we will not nationalize our health services which will allow us to overcome obesity and the Euro-peons, having socialized medicines, will never be able to compete and their citizenry will start dropping off like flies of heart disease, diabetes, etc.

Pretty slick, eh?

Geez!!  Some guys are just never satisfied.

You attend a college.  Women are available for the taking, literally throwing themselves on the guys.  Sex is basically on demand.  Hell, don’t like women?  There are guys that’ll bite the pillow for you.

But to steal a RAM?!?!?!

How desperate is that?

Ahhhhh!!!!  Nothing like a little natural selection and cleansing of the gene pool to cheer your day up.

Take a pond. Insert alligator.  Have neighbors feed it.  Alligator grows to almost 9 feet long.  You go play in the pond.

BAM!!!!  You become gator chow.

I can’t say I disagree here.  Take this scenario:  a person knows a neighborhood is bad yet they insist on walking through it at night alone, flashing jewelry and cash, wearing expensive clothes...and when they get mugged will then sue the city for not protecting them and say, “I have a right to walk through there dressed as I want and expect safety.”

How many times do we say, “you moron!  You should know better than to do that.”

Well, the kids in Denmark are saying the same thing about women who dress in short skirts, low-cut blouses, and makeup are themselves to blame if they get raped.

OK, boys and girls, this one is all yours.  Let’s hear it.  Are the Danish kids right?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/18/2005 at 07:31 AM   
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Re-Defining “Using and Abusing”

You are gravely ill.  You need a kidney transplant or you will die.  Your wife of 30 plus years gives one of hers.

You get better, feel better.  You divorce your wife for a younger honey.
This is a case where the wife should be permitted to finish the job nature intended to do before the operation.

But in the end they deserved one another--they are liberal democrats!  BWAH HA HA HA!!!!!

Then again, considering his new girlfriend is a “conservative”.........  BWAH HA HA HA some more.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/18/2005 at 06:57 AM   
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   Thursday - March 17, 2005

Vagina Warrior?!?!?!?!

We’ve all heard of Protest Warrior, right?  Their having a rally this weekend in Chicago, according to our Annoying Little Twerp.

But Vagina Warriors?

Read Professor Mike Adams’ piece on what is going on at the University of NC.

They recently put on The Vagina Monologues and this is what was seen:

--flashing marquees on the streets (near several churches) flashing “VAGINA” in large letters

--lollipops shaped like vaginas on sale in the entrance with:

members of our university community walk(ing) around licking the sex-organ-shaped treats in an apparent display of feminist empowerment.

--skits titled:  “My angry vagina,” “My vagina was my village,” “The little coochie snorcher that could,” and “Reclaiming c--t.”

--they even asked a six year old (YES, 6 YEARS OLD!!!):

“If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear?”; “If it could speak what would it say?” and; “What does your vagina smell like?”

This is what passes for education and female empowerment at our universities.

Meanwhile, Harvard is still attempting to dump President Summers by passing a vote of no confidence in his abilities.

Remember, we talked about him here and an article about it here.

It’s important to note he prefaced everything he said with words to the effect that he was going to provoke them with ideas in order to get their thought processes rolling.  Even so, feminists walked out and are now demanding his head----for ideas!!!!

It makes you wonder:  Why are these feminists so stupid?  And do they ever get laid?  Is that why they are so angry at the world?

One more thing:  please do read what Walter Williams has to say about this whole Summers thing.  You’ll chuckle as he drives the knife home into feminists and edu-crats in the last 2 paragraphs.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/17/2005 at 06:25 AM   
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   Wednesday - March 16, 2005

Official BMEWS Holiday

Celebrate “Rachel Corrie Day!” Make pancakes in her honor.  After all, it’s the least we can do since she made one of herself in a flashing display of stupidity a year ago.

If you are feeling REALLY capitalistic, call your broker and buy Caterpillar stock today, too!

Posted by Dan Rather     on 03/16/2005 at 04:00 AM   
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   Tuesday - March 15, 2005

Kill All The Lawyers (Part 2)

Right here in little ole’ Tampa we have another gross miscarriage of justice.

Parents allow their 16 year old jagoff son to stay out all night.  He goes clubbing.  For some reason he’s in this parking garage and an argument breaks out.  He dies.

The parents are no pillars of society themselves.  She’s a mental case and the father (after 5 years, mind you) still wears his SON’S clothes and cologne.

However, a jury awarded them $1.2 MILLION for pain and suffering.  The guilty party?  The garage owner for not having enough lights!!  In some bizarre mathematical calculation the garage was 20% responsible, the club 40%, the mother 25% and the father 15%.  Yet only the garage got sued.  Not the club.

Can anyone guess why?  (hint: follow the money)

This is an absolute abomination!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/15/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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Who’s Got Some Chlorine?

The human gene variety, that is, because the pool needs cleaning.  I think you’ll agree after reading this.

A man hits the jackpot.  Another man’s son goes to the jackpot winner’s house and parties with the jackpot winner’s grand daughter.  He gets so stoned he dies.

Now, apparently according to the father, all of a sudden it is the jackpot winner’s fault that his dumb ass-wipe of a son died so he is suing.

Why a judge isn’t just throwing this out is beyond me.

Yes, kill all the lawyers.  It is time.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/15/2005 at 06:57 AM   
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   Monday - March 14, 2005

Shark Bites Man …. In Downtown Albuquerque

No, really. Would I lie to you about something this strange?

“Hey Chief! We need a bigger .. uh .. dune buggie!”

“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the .. uh .. desert.”

Leave your own badly punned punchlines in the comments ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/14/2005 at 12:50 PM   
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Killing The Rabbit

One of the stupidest things around insofar as holidays are concerned is the concept of a bloody rabbit and Easter.

No one has really explained to me how a rabbit who lays chocolate eggs (hey, a rabbit is a freakin’ mammal, fer chrissakes!) has anything to do with Jesus raising himself from the dead.  it’s a bad meld of paganism and Christianity.

But that’s beside the point.

In Florida, mall Nazis are taking down Easter Bunny displays so as not to offend anyone.  In an effort to display “diversity” they now have:

Baxter the Bunny, Peter Rabbit, and Garden Bunny

I think I am going to puke.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/14/2005 at 06:34 AM   
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   Sunday - March 13, 2005

Help! They’re Going To Screw Up My Birthday Party!

FLASH ALERT: Sorry to interrupt your peaceful Sunday but we have a flash alert from the BMEWS Radar System. Pay attention, everyone! Next Saturday is my birthday (56) but the fucktards of the world are going to spoil my birthday party. It is also the second anniversary of the invasion of Iraq (I can never thank President Bush enough for that birthday present two years ago). The idiotarians on the left are planning on screwing up my birthday by acting like asshats once again. Here is the scoop ....

This message is for any Protest Warrior members and for anyone living in the vicinity of Fort Bragg or Fayetteville, North Carolina: be prepared on March 19 for a bunch of asinine asshats who are going to descend on the Army post to protest the war. Michael Moore is promoting this protest on his site. Here is the official web site for the protestors: it is called “The NC Peace & Justice Coalition”. On their site you can also read that they are having a concert with various second-string hip-hop artists who, no boubt, will be “singing” “screaming” so-called “songs” urging people to kill cops in America instead of terrorists in Iraq. Stoopid shit-fer-brains forons!

Look for the usual cast of characters (it’s too bad we can’t convince the Army to turn the “snake-eaters” loose on these creeps) ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/13/2005 at 02:11 PM   
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