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calendar   Sunday - April 17, 2005

The Abyss Of Psychosis

Thanks to The Museum Of Left Wing Lunacy, we have the latest news on the complete mental and nervous breakdown of the Left in this country. It’s a new Leftist website where you can buy all sorts of sordid propaganda material called PropagandaCentral.com.

The election of 2000 sent the Left, the Liberals and the Democratic Party to the brink of madness. The election of 2004 sent them spiraling over the edge into the abyss of psychosis. They are now hallucinating, have escaped reality entirely, are engaged with paranoid delusions and are generally what I call .... rabid.

There is no cure. What can you do when you find a neighborhood dog foaming at the mouth, growling constantly, running in circles with bloodshot eyes? The only humane thing you can do is shoot the poor fucker and bury him/her very, very deep underground. Not that I’m advocating this treatment for the rabid reprobates in our midst. Am I?

Take a look at these pictures from a recent book fair in San Francisco where the guest speaker was none other than Ward Churchill Chief Sitting Bullshit. Examine closely the people attending this event. Notice anything odd about them .... I mean besides everything?

Click “Continue Reading” to look at some of the items for sale at the PropagandaCentral web site. I refuse to display this crap on the front page here.

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Posted by George W. Bush   United States  on 04/17/2005 at 01:58 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 13, 2005

Asshat Of The Day Award

What would a day at the White House be like without a Chinese Australian deciding to come to America and planting himself in the West Plaza of the White House with two suitcases and demanding to talk to the President? Beats me but it qualifies for the Asshat Of The Day Award. Here is the photo essay ....



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Hi.  My name is Wen.  I want to see da pwesident pwease so I can dewiver dese packages.



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What chu doin?  I want to see da pwesident.



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La, la, la, la, la.  Isn’t da capitol bweutiful?



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Ahhhh.  What da hell are you doin?



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Damn Americans! No sense of humor!


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/13/2005 at 05:06 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - April 12, 2005

Boxer Boob Blatantly Babbles At Bolton

Senaor Barbara Boxer (D-CA) has started speaking in tongues. At the hearings for confirmation of John Bolton as Ambassador to the UN, Senator Boxer-Shorts made this stunningly insightful comment on Bolton’s position and past comments about the UN ....

“You have nothing but disdain for the United Nations,” Boxer charged. ”You can dance around it, you can run away from it, you can put perfume on it, but the bottom line is the bottom line.”

Huh? Can anyone out there translate this “Boxer-Bullshit” for me. I’m having trouble getting a grip on the verbage. The “Boxer-Bitch” is snarling and barking ("Barking Barbara”?) and nothing is coming out but “Demo-gargle”. I am truly baffled. Please help me understand where this blithering, bloviating, butt-munch is coming from, OK? Does anyone have a Babel-Fish I could borrow?

Is it just too much to ask of a Democrat to please speak Englais? Someone press button number #1 on the phone .... I’ll hold ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/12/2005 at 04:45 PM   
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Late Posting Today

I apologize but we were spamed last night by an ignorant, piece of shiite bastard who sneaked past our blacklist and dumped a whole lot of spam trackbacks in our system. I have just spent the last hour exterminating the creatures left behind by this asswipe.

More posting will be forthcoming later this morning.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/12/2005 at 06:59 AM   
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calendar   Monday - April 11, 2005

Ring-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dong!

According to a recent survey, 14% of cell phone users admit to interrupting sex to answer their cell phone.

The highest incidence of cellular interruptus was found in Germany and Spain, where 22 percent of users interrupted sex to answer their cell phones; the lowest was in Italy, where only 7 percent reported doing so. In the U.S., the figure was 15 percent, the magazine said, citing a study conducted by BBDO Worldwide and Proximity Worldwide.

“People can’t bear to miss a call,” said Christine Hannis, head of communications for BBDO Europe. “Everybody thinks the next call can be something really exciting. And getting so many calls proves social success,” she said. “It fulfills a fundamental insecurity.”

You have GOT to be f**king kidding me, right? I don’t care if the roof is on fire, the cat is in the corner strangling, the water is flooding through the house, the volcano just erupted and a tsunami is on the way. I’m gonna finish what I started. I especially like the quote about “everybody thinks the next call can be something realy exciting”. Horse-s**t, people! When having sex, I know exactly where the “something really exciting” part is (ahem) coming. It’s right about the time she starts moaning, calling on the deity of her choosing, her face gets flushed, her eyes roll back in her head and .... sorry .... I need to go take a cold shower. Never mind. Ain’t no damned cell phone ever gonna interrupt that in my bed. Nosiree! Nuh-uh!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/11/2005 at 09:30 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - April 10, 2005

Sunday Oddities

France is losing its cheese. To be now known as home of “unwashed surrender monkeys”.

In an attempt to alert the nation to the gradual disappearance of its splendid and varied cheese heritage, hundreds of events were held across France to celebrate National Cheese Day.

“In the past 30 years, more than 50 varieties of French cheese have disappeared for ever. Other types are down to their last two or three traditional producers,” said Véronique Richez-Lerouge, head of the association which promotes traditional French cheeses. “The share of the market taken by industrial, pasteurised cheeses, which are actually fake cheeses, with a fraction of the true taste and character, is growing all the time.”

Your “Village Idiot” lives in Indiana. Annual winner of award was really trying hard.

The competition was fierce and foolish, but a man who accidentally sawed through a live wire and topped that by wrecking his truck hours after buying it more than earned the honorary title “Village Idiot.”

Mark Carmichael’s blunders won him the good-natured award that’s been handed out for years in the tiny Brown County town of Story. The winner is whoever gets the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn’s saloon.

Carmichael, the inn’s maintenance man, won in part for an incident in which he cut through a live wire while using a circular saw to replace the inn’s galvanized steel roof. But he also damaged his just-purchased 1998 Dodge truck — the day after he got it — by getting it stuck atop a whiskey barrel planter outside the inn.

His foolishness earned the 27-year-old a $100 bar tab at the Story Still.

Bogus Windows Update coming to your e-mail box soon. All stupid people are encouraged to go ahead and get infected.

An e-mail scam making its way around the Internet purports to be a message from Microsoft warning users of the Windows operating system that they need to download a security update—only to leave their PC infected.

Once users link from the e-mail to a bogus Web site their computers will be infected by a “Trojan horse” program that allows hackers to control their personal computers, anti-virus software maker Sophos said Friday.

The campaign of bogus e-mails could be timed for around the same time as Microsoft’s latest regularly scheduled security update, planned for Tuesday.



Your illegal organ trading story for the day comes from Romania.

A Romanian thief has been charged with organ smuggling after a routine prison check revealed he was missing a kidney.

Robert Mihaly, 30, from Cluj, is the first Romanian to be charged in the country with illegal trading in organs.

Police started investigating when they were told of the discovery following the check at Gherla prison.

■ Finally, in Korea they’re having a fashion show for big women to protest a diet and plastic surgery operation boom in that country. Yep, I likes dem big women, Uh-huh!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/10/2005 at 07:17 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 09, 2005

Weird News

Today’s Darwin Award winner is brought to you by Tirana, Albania. When dynamite fishing is outlawed only outlaws will go dynamite fishing .. some only once.

What happens when cleavages collide? You get a bar-room brawl that is “tit for tat”. With pics that are not safe for work.

Newest US spy plane has only 13 inch wingspan, 7 inches long. Newest US Navy pilot recruiting poster reportedly searching for a “few good .. uh .. half-men”.

Woman registers complaint about neighbor’s loud TV by driving her car into their living room. Knight Rider unavailable for comment.

Medical problem du jour: Leeches up your nose. Gives whole new meaning to sinus attack.

A celibate Buddhist monk and a policewoman posing as a prostitute. What could go wrong with that scenario?

■ Finally, what weird news would be complete without the requisite picture of a broadly grinning Prince Charles and his new .. uh .. erh .. bride. The happy couple confessed and prayed for their sin of adultery, mourned the Pope’s death, got “hitched” (literally) and were last seen heading for a Motel 6 in Shropshire with the British paparazzi in hot pursuit. Memo to Britain: just think, in twenty years this .. uh .. erh .. woman could be the “Queen Mum”.

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/09/2005 at 08:36 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 06, 2005

Two-fer From Taranto

This stuff is quite good.

First, in an Ashville, NC paper an asshat biological psychologist comments on state interference in the Terri Schiavo death.

He says this:

the frequency of persistent vegetative state in the United States is 64 to 140 per million people. Thus, somewhere between 538 and 1,176 North Carolinians are probably afflicted with this condition. At a cost of about $80,000 a year per person, this translates to an annual financial burden to the North Carolina health-care system of $43 million to $94 million - enough to hire between 1,500 and 3,500 additional public school teachers.

Y’all caught that right?  Knock off people who are in a PVS and hire more teachers!  A wonderful solution to our educational problem!!!  Kill off the disabled, the elderly, etc. and throw the money into a corrupt and worthless piece-of-shit educational system so that teachers can make more money for teaching even less (at least they won’t waste red ink!)

Incredible!!!


This next one is even better.

Maxine Waters, back in 2004, had this to say at an abortion rally:

“I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion.”

Well, that seems to put a different spin (and definition) on the term self-loathing.  Did she really mean she wishes her mother was able to have gotten an abortion, and by virtue of such, not birthed this cretinous bitch?  We should have been so lucky.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/06/2005 at 04:09 AM   
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From The “Absolutely Redundant and Ridiculous” Department

Concerned that the youth of America do not have a liberal venue for their views on TV, Al “The Bore” Gore is launching a TV station for the 18-34 Y.O. crowd.

This was precious:

Gore, who narrowly lost the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush, has publicly complained about the number of conservative voices dominating the airwaves.

Yet he insisted that Current will have no political agenda.

OK, I challenge all College Conservatives, Young Republicans, etc. to make submissions.  Then tell me what your success rate was at getting anything accepted.

As far as I am concerned, this will be a rousing success................a la “Air America.”

Great God, it will be so much fun to watch this go in the shitter, too!

WorldNetDaily has more to say here.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/06/2005 at 04:08 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - April 05, 2005

A Bat Bites Back

Providing continuing proof that some people just do not pay attention in science, health, and “life” classes, we have a marketing major at a college who finds a bat wedged under a classroom door.

What’s the first thing a normal person would do?

1.  kill the bat by stomping on it
2.  kill the bat by closing the door
3.  call animal control

Normal people would not get down to the bat’s level and try and move it.  Normal people, had they NOT killed it outright, would have called animal control.

Why?  Because bats carry RABIES!!

Our dumbass pal probably never paid attention to the thousands of ads, commercials, programs, etc. on TV telling people about rabies, either.

So now he’s undergoing rabies shots.

At taxpayer expense, more than likely.

If I was at that school I’d make sure that everyone who came near him would, from now on, before he came close enough to touch, hold up a little cross, carry some garlic to hold up in his face, and ask him if he’s had his rabies shots yet.  The garlic and the cross?  In case he’s gone vampire. Hehehehe


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/05/2005 at 09:33 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - March 31, 2005

WTF?!?!?!

Several from our WTF?!?! department today.  I’ll try and post them in a way which has some sort of “thread” between them.  A linkage, of sorts.

bat We’ll start with story about the US Army prosecuting one of its own for “mercy killing” an Iraqi with serious head wounds.  Maybe she should have been allowed to starve to death instead?

bat The Army is now being accused of “religious discrimination” because one of its asshats was found guilty of willfully disobeying orders.

You may have heard about this in the past. Guy gets told to go to Iraq and “all of a sudden” determines it is against his religion---a pagan religion.  Practicing witchcraft.  Oh, and did I mention he screwed around with others in his marriage....

with his wife’s consent......

and that he’s bi-sexual.....

and admitted it?

Time to take this one out behind the barn and air condition his head.

bat Let’s see how many things are wrong here. 
You are married. 

You have a debilitating illness. 

You go to a psychologist?!?!?!?!?!

For OVER TWO YEARS?!?!?!

Who....................

Taught you SPELLS?!?!?!....

Told you your Buddhist faith was wrong....

Told you your condition was terminal....

Convinced you to divorce your husband....

Convinced you to move in with the psychologist.....

Who then convinced you to take nekkid pictures of HER....

Look, it’s one thing to be a bad doctor but it’s totally another to be so stupid to stay with that doctor for almost 2 ½ years and do those stupid things.

Whatever happened to common sense and free will?

bat Taking zero-tolerance a bit too far, eh?  Schools in Maryland have mixed policies regarding the use of sunscreen.  Some let you use it.  Others mandate it be done through the nurse’s office.  Still others ban it entirely.

Oh, and kids have a “right” to wear sunscreen, too.  Hang on a sec’ while I go check my Constitution.

Yep, just as I thought.  It’s not in there.

Are our kids such pussies nowadays they need sunscreen to play outside?

That’s all I want to know.


You saw the “threads” right?  Army, Army/witchcraft, witchcraft/stupid people, stupid people/lawmakers?

Yeah, OK, a bit of a stretch.  Just don’t tell James Taranto!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/31/2005 at 08:47 AM   
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Re-Defining “Turd Burglar”

I always thought the term meant something else.  Not today.

How stupid can one person be, anyway?

Then again, it happened in San Diego, California.

(remind me NEVER to buy a gun from anyone in California, either.  At least not without test firing it first!)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/31/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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calendar   Monday - March 28, 2005

YIKES!!!

Go here.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/28/2005 at 06:48 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - March 26, 2005

Got A Drug Habit?

But don’t know how to pay for it? 

Easy!!!

Find a home and begin dismantling it all the while selling the bits to pay for your habit.

These guys did.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/26/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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