Tuesday - March 15, 2005

Kill All The Lawyers (Part 2)

Right here in little ole’ Tampa we have another gross miscarriage of justice.

Parents allow their 16 year old jagoff son to stay out all night.  He goes clubbing.  For some reason he’s in this parking garage and an argument breaks out.  He dies.

The parents are no pillars of society themselves.  She’s a mental case and the father (after 5 years, mind you) still wears his SON’S clothes and cologne.

However, a jury awarded them $1.2 MILLION for pain and suffering.  The guilty party?  The garage owner for not having enough lights!!  In some bizarre mathematical calculation the garage was 20% responsible, the club 40%, the mother 25% and the father 15%.  Yet only the garage got sued.  Not the club.

Can anyone guess why?  (hint: follow the money)

This is an absolute abomination!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/15/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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Who’s Got Some Chlorine?

The human gene variety, that is, because the pool needs cleaning.  I think you’ll agree after reading this.

A man hits the jackpot.  Another man’s son goes to the jackpot winner’s house and parties with the jackpot winner’s grand daughter.  He gets so stoned he dies.

Now, apparently according to the father, all of a sudden it is the jackpot winner’s fault that his dumb ass-wipe of a son died so he is suing.

Why a judge isn’t just throwing this out is beyond me.

Yes, kill all the lawyers.  It is time.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/15/2005 at 06:57 AM   
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   Monday - March 14, 2005

Shark Bites Man …. In Downtown Albuquerque

No, really. Would I lie to you about something this strange?

“Hey Chief! We need a bigger .. uh .. dune buggie!”

“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the .. uh .. desert.”

Leave your own badly punned punchlines in the comments ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/14/2005 at 12:50 PM   
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Killing The Rabbit

One of the stupidest things around insofar as holidays are concerned is the concept of a bloody rabbit and Easter.

No one has really explained to me how a rabbit who lays chocolate eggs (hey, a rabbit is a freakin’ mammal, fer chrissakes!) has anything to do with Jesus raising himself from the dead.  it’s a bad meld of paganism and Christianity.

But that’s beside the point.

In Florida, mall Nazis are taking down Easter Bunny displays so as not to offend anyone.  In an effort to display “diversity” they now have:

Baxter the Bunny, Peter Rabbit, and Garden Bunny

I think I am going to puke.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/14/2005 at 06:34 AM   
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   Sunday - March 13, 2005

Help! They’re Going To Screw Up My Birthday Party!

FLASH ALERT: Sorry to interrupt your peaceful Sunday but we have a flash alert from the BMEWS Radar System. Pay attention, everyone! Next Saturday is my birthday (56) but the fucktards of the world are going to spoil my birthday party. It is also the second anniversary of the invasion of Iraq (I can never thank President Bush enough for that birthday present two years ago). The idiotarians on the left are planning on screwing up my birthday by acting like asshats once again. Here is the scoop ....

This message is for any Protest Warrior members and for anyone living in the vicinity of Fort Bragg or Fayetteville, North Carolina: be prepared on March 19 for a bunch of asinine asshats who are going to descend on the Army post to protest the war. Michael Moore is promoting this protest on his site. Here is the official web site for the protestors: it is called “The NC Peace & Justice Coalition”. On their site you can also read that they are having a concert with various second-string hip-hop artists who, no boubt, will be “singing” “screaming” so-called “songs” urging people to kill cops in America instead of terrorists in Iraq. Stoopid shit-fer-brains forons!

Look for the usual cast of characters (it’s too bad we can’t convince the Army to turn the “snake-eaters” loose on these creeps) ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 03/13/2005 at 02:11 PM   
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   Wednesday - March 09, 2005

What HORSE CRAP!!

Did you know that this is “STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN WEEK”?

What I want to know is:

1.  Do they mean stop the week called violence against women in which we’d then assume it IS “VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN” week and men go around beating up women this week (which they want to stop?)

Wouldn’t that be like asking, “Have you stopped beating your wife?” There’s no right answer! 

2.  If this is truly a week dedicated to stopping violence against women does it mean we can start up beating them up again next week?  Does it apply only to this week.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sorry, but this is nothing but a bunch of politically correct horseshit, bullshit, femi-nazi shit and pure chickenshit.

Check out this “pulled out of their anus” quote:

Nearly three quarters (72%) believe that violence against women—defined as domestic violence; acts of sexual assault, such as rape; stalking; and, verbal, physical, and emotional abuse...receives too little attention.

What they don’t tell you is what defines “verbal and emotional abuse.” I’ll be willing to bet that if a guy habitually forgets his wife’s birthday or yells at her after she’s been nagging him to clean out the garage and he wants to watch football---well, that’s probably considered emotional or verbal abuse to these dames.

Here’s another little turd nugget:

Approximately seven in ten women (77%) and men (64%) said they know or have known someone in an abusive relationship and approximately six in ten say that they know a woman who has been sexually assaulted.

Well, DUH!!!!!!!!!  I know lots of women.  I also know one who’s been assaulted.  Many other people know her, too.  Just what the fuck does a statistic like that prove?  It’s like asking the question: “how many people do you need to get through to talk to the President?” Hell, I can do it with 1 phone call.  But does that mean anything?  No! Yet the way it is written one is supposed to come to the conclusion that over 60% of women have been assaulted.  Again, to those who use their brains, this won’t happen but we have too many sheeple out there who will remember that statistic.  Oh, and funny how they say that “approximately 7 in 10” yet use a number like 64.  When I was in school you rounded UP with 5 or higher.  In this case it should be “6 in 10.”

I couldn’t read any more.  My pistol was nearby and I was afraid I’d shoot my monitor.

Go get enraged yourself.  Maybe I missed something.  I doubt it.

You gotta love the title of the site:  MANHUNT.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/09/2005 at 01:11 PM   
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Weird Wednesday

Natural selection strikes again.  Four guys enter a tequila drinking contest.  One drinks 50 shots. The others a bit less.  One died.

Good.  Let’s hope he didn’t procreate before he kicked off.

Remember Bobby Fischer, the chess whiz?  He’s in Japan awaiting extradition to the US.  He apparently didn’t like his breakfast He’s in solitary.

I wonder if they gave him a chess board for companionship?•••

Before you go to the library you better take a shower.

I’ve always known that animals lick their cuts and bruises in order to make them better.  Something about the salvia containing some sort of amino acids (or something) that inhibit bleeding and promote healing.

But if you are a football player and cut your knee do you want your coach licking it? YECH!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/09/2005 at 06:09 AM   
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   Tuesday - March 08, 2005

This Is Too Much!!

Found this on Best of the Web.

Incredible!

Some asshats in Oregon run one of those Birkenstock wearing, granola munching, tree hugging hotels and they state they welcome diversity, But......................they will not permit:

SMOKERS
PETS
FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER
FOLKS WHO VOTED FOR BUSH & HIS NATURE DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES

Hey, look, it’s their business to deny admittance to whomever they want.  I object to their hypocritical claim that they welcome diversity.  They are liars.

Check them out!

Send them

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/08/2005 at 09:01 AM   
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Being Online……… and You

A couple f days ago I blogged about internet surfing at work.

Here’s another thing you need to be careful of:  using IM while watching some buildings burn down and making comments to the effect that you enjoy watching it do so such that you’d even contribute some gasoline to keep it going-------and those buildings are in a Black neighborhood.

Dumbasses.

Look, I love watching shit burn.  I don’t care what it is.  The bigger the fire the better.  But if people’s lives are at stake---come on!

These assclowns are just that, assclowns.

However, some people are never satisfied no matter what the punishment.  Some of the cops got 15 day suspensions w/o pay.

“Fifteen days is like a vacation. A lot of people get two-week, three-week vacations. What about the people who lost their jobs?” concerned citizen Sherman Collins said.”

As soon as someone can point out the relevance to me of why a cop needs to lose his job because of some comments about something he could nothing about, maybe I’d understand.

Now, had it been a fireman who made those comments AND did nothing to put it out...........that’s another story.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/08/2005 at 08:49 AM   
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   Sunday - March 06, 2005

Score One For The Good Guys

Remember the asshole who refuses to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance?  There’s a recall effort underway to boot his ass out and a judge says, “sure, that’s fine.  You can do that.” He’s pissed.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/06/2005 at 08:32 AM   
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   Saturday - March 05, 2005

Morning After Prayer

Dear God, please tell me what I missed. I know I passed out about 3:00am but when I awoke, this is what I saw. Please, God. Tell me what I missed. Tell me I had some of this last night. Please ....

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   Wednesday - March 02, 2005

E.T. Needs Penis Enlargement?

Not satisfied with spamming every freaking e-mail box in the entire world, now advertisers can send their crap into deep space.

E.T. responds by creating large spam filter and bulk folder on moon.

And you wonder why other lifeforms out there are ignoring us ....?

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   Monday - February 28, 2005

Defective Tin-Foil Hat Alert

“They did this to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King. They’re trying to do this to Michael. This is the way they bring him down. They don’t want him to be powerful.”

-- SUSIE MUMPFIELD, 23, telling The Washington Post why she stands vigil outside the courthouse where MICHAEL JACKSON is being tried for child abuse.

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There She Goes ….

.... “Miss HIV Stigma Free”.

What the f**k? Did I read that right?

Yes, in Botswana, which has one of the highest AIDS infection rate in the world with a third of the population infected. And these fucktards are having a freaking beauty pageant and all contestants must be AIDS-infected women?

“We are saying here we are, we are HIV positive and it doesn’t mean it’s the end of the line,” 33 year old reigning Miss HIV Kgalalelo Ntsepe told Reuters in her cluttered one room cottage, where she displays trophies of her win in 2003.

Most of the problems we are seeing in the world today are caused by people who are still living in the 11th century instead of the 21st. They are guided by superstition and fleshly pursuits with no regard for the consequences of their actions. They are stupid as hell and show no sign of wanting to get smart any time soon. Whether it’s Arab terrorists blowing themselves up to get their virgins or idiots in Africa screwing anything that moves, it’s all the same. The world is currently suffering from an epidemic of stoopid.

And in the long, terrible story of human history stoopid has killed more people than all other causes of death combined. And that’s a fact. How do we treat people infected with stoopid? We don’t. We simply clear a wide space around them and stand clear while they remove their defective DNA from the gene pool.

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