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calendar   Friday - June 10, 2005

F.O.A.D.

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Tab (Thomas Boldt), The Calgary Sun, Alberta, Canada


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 06/10/2005 at 05:52 AM   
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calendar   Friday - May 13, 2005

Baseball News

The Chicago Cubs are playing tonight in Washington, DC for the first time since 1899.

106 years and two World Series later .... GO CUBS!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 05/13/2005 at 07:36 PM   
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calendar   Thursday - April 21, 2005

Bears Eat Birds

Final Score of Last Night’s Game:

Chicago - 3
St. Louis - 1

Happy dance!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/21/2005 at 04:55 AM   
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calendar   Monday - April 18, 2005

Lance Armstrong Will Retire After This Year’s Tour de France

Local Austin icon, Lance Armstrong has announced that he will retire from cycling after this year’s Tour de France. He is a class act and has done a lot for Austin and Central Texas. His girfriend Sheryl Crow is a bit of a moonbat however.

He has been catching flack in the media about using performance enhancing drugs lately, that is always happening to him. I really don’t think that he uses them. They have tested him a blue-zillion times and never came up with anything. Zilch, zip, nada.

Good luck to Lance.

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/18/2005 at 02:37 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - April 17, 2005

Texas Motor Speedway Update

Hot damn, we have the fastest NASCAR track in the world in Texas now. Take that Atlanta! The drivers damn near need g-suits to keep from passing out.

Qualifying results for the Busch series race at Texas Motor Speedway had just been posted Thursday evening, and pole-winner Shane Hmiel was studying them.

Why was it, he was asked, that the four fastest qualifiers were all relatively young guys?

Hmiel issued a bit of a chilling answer.

Because, he said, none of those four drivers had wives and children to worry about.

The implication being, of course, that TMS is a nerve-tester.

I hope they don’t make them put on restrictor plates.

The speeds at Texas have not climbed past those at Atlanta. What has happened is that the speeds at Atlanta have sunk below those at Texas.

The track surface at Atlanta has aged and seasoned. It has become a little slicker and, hence, a little slower.

Last year, the top qualifying time in the spring race at Atlanta was 193.575 mph. For the fall race, it was 191.575 mph.

At the Texas race a year ago, the qualifying speed was 193.903 mph.

Hence Texas’ right to proclaim itself as the circuit’s unofficial fastest track_even if the Atlanta race came back to log a faster qualifying speed this year.

The Samsung/Radio Shack 500 is today at 12:15PM on FOX.

Update: Greg Biffle wins in a backup car. Many caution flags.


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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/17/2005 at 09:44 AM   
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Texas 4, Oklahoma 0

Freshman pitcher Adrian Alaniz of the Universtity of Texas, pitched a no hitter last night. Hook Em!!! If you are in the Central Texas area today, we are going to kick the Sooner’s asses back across the Red River today at noon, in Disch-Faulk field.

Come early, stay late, be loud and wear orange!!!


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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/17/2005 at 09:33 AM   
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Gratuitous Shark Post

Since Mike and I are considering spending Memorial day weekend in Baltimore-I decided to check out theNational Aquarium’s website.

While there I got to take a quiz to find out just what type of shark I was.
Yeah it was torture-but SOMEBODY had to do it.

The results of the quiz were that I was THIS creature.

I soooo disagree. I’m definately more like THIS Little Guy.

And you’re all jealous. rasberry




Posted by Annoying Little Twerp   United States  on 04/17/2005 at 09:33 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 13, 2005

War On Pussy Update

OldCatMan’s Days could be numbered ....

MADISON, Wis. - Wisconsin residents support a plan to legalize wild cat hunting, according to voting results released Tuesday.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

At meetings across the state Monday night, residents in 72 counties were asked whether free-roaming cats should be listed as an unprotected species. If so listed, the cats — including any domestic cat that isn’t under the owner’s direct control or any cat without a collar — could be hunted.

So, if OCM happens to go out in Wisconsin without his shock collar on, watch out!


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/13/2005 at 05:21 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 09, 2005

Season Of The Wolf

You gotta go read this story from Steel at his blog site. Steel is known for some of the best dang stories in the blogosphere ‘cause he has lived such a wild-ass life all over the world. This one takes place close to home and involves a wolf who proved to be a real survivor. True story. Go read it now!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/09/2005 at 08:39 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 06, 2005

Headlines

**** You should feel good about yourselves.  You’re in an elite company that 97% of Americans do not belong to.

**** Bed wetting criminal coddlers at Amnesty International are annoyed that the number of death penalties carried out went up last year (I guess they’ve not heard the world’s population has gone up, too?!?!)

But they crow about how the number of death sentences in the US went down---without ever once acknowledging the fact that our crime rate has ALSO gone down.

Figure lie and liars figure, I guess.

**** You may have read about that ranch in Texas that allows you to shoot your game from your home computer?  Stan LOVES that idea!

Anyway, W.VA. is considering banning all online hunting.

Stan will tell you all about it.  You may not even have to ask him.

Stan, the floor is yours.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/06/2005 at 04:03 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - April 05, 2005

Like Cats?

Go here.

Say HI to Steel.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/05/2005 at 04:58 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - April 03, 2005

What’s A Day Without Some Pussy News?

bat Are you tired of seeing so many pussies in your back yard eating wild birds?

So is Mark Smith, in Wausau, WI.  He wants to enact legislation allowing him to shoot wild pussies.

Of course, the Pussy Club crowd are hissing and spitting and scratching and threatening to kill HIM.

His reaction?

“Maybe I am emotionally inept, but I don’t understand the reaction these people are having,” he said. “I guess they need to be put in a room with a bunch of these cats.”

Yeah, Mark, “emotionally inept.” If that’s the case, you’re in good company.

The wild pussies are responsible for the wanton assault, torture and slaughter of between 47 to 139 MILLION birds.

Hey, I like a nice pussy but feral pussy?  Shoot it.

(notice I tried to make a distinction between “feral” and “wild” in my description of pussies.  For those who may care.  And have warped minds.  And wonder which version of pussies I may be referring.  That is all.)

bat There ain’t nothing like laying in your bed, fast asleep, surrounded by pussies.  Especially when they save your ass from becoming toast.

Goes to show you, man should never be without a pussy nearby.

bat Who says old pussy isn’t worth having?

Not the Ozzies.  They are posting about a $2 million reward for anyone finding one of these old pussies.

Last I heard the Tasmanian Devil was pissed off. 

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/03/2005 at 07:24 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - April 02, 2005

Really Odd Bits

bat Another example of socialized medicine at its best. 

And we wonder why people are always saying Brits have horrible teeth?

Check this out.

Somehow I can not see an American going up to our President and handing over their teeth.

bat Remind me never to ride horses in Australia.  I could get attacked by birds.

bat They always said you could go blind from it.  Apparently there may be SOME truth to the saying except the manner of execution leading to the blindness is different.

So the next time you grab for the “little blue odd-shaped pill” ask yourself this:  “Do I get my rocks off or do I go blind?  Rocks off?  Blind?  Rocks off?  Blind?  Rocks off?  Blind?”

Remember, only you can prevent blindness.  On the plus side, if you can’t see what you’re humpin’ then your chances of getting any improve, right?

bat Re-defining, “going clubbing!”

And don’t forget to wear your fur hat.

bat It’s bad enough you can’t find a dentist in England.  But apparently you can’t find cops, either.

So the next time you’re there and you get robbed, do the investigation yourself. They don’t have time.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/02/2005 at 06:47 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 27, 2005

WOW!

I came across this story and just had to get more info.

I think you will find it fascinating.

A 27 year old French woman just finished rowing, yes! rowing, across the Pacific in 72 days.  I just did the math on that.  It’s like 60 miles a day, every day, non-stop.  Figuring 6 hours for rest, eating, etc., that is about 3.3 MPH EVERY hour!

Incredible!

And she’s not a bad looker, either.

Here’s the story.

Here’s her site.

Here are her journals in English (translation rough in parts but OK)

Oh, and did I mention she rowed across the Atlantic 2 years ago?!?!?!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/27/2005 at 07:01 AM   
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