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calendar   Sunday - February 05, 2012

Pimping for Paul – Nevada brothels back the libertarian contender

Snow last night and almost gone this morning. Cold but no freeze so far. Lucky in this part of the country.

I found this in a paper yesterday and thought it was funny.  In a way. Just not certain what way but hey, it is interesting. When was the last time a candidate had the backing of this potentially large group. lol.  Sorry guys but it is amusing.  I just haven’t figured out exactly why that’s so.  One does find if one looks, some interesting things in liberal papers. Not always the maddening stuff.  Anyway, I forgive myself for this on the grounds that at least it isn’t The Guardian. Which for Americans reading here I should explain. Guardian .... Karl Marx .... Trotsky ..... the same family by blood ties.


Pimping for Paul – Nevada brothels back the libertarian contender

In a state built on rugged individualism, Ron Paul is a major Republican player

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Forget Newt Gingrich’s “Winning our Future” or Mitt Romney’s “Believe in America”. The snappiest campaign slogan so far this Republican election season greets visitors who step across the threshold of an establishment called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch a few miles outside Carson City, Nevada.

There, in a dimly-lit world of red satin and inexpensive perfume, a cigar-chomping entrepreneur with a bald head and a smile as wide as the desert sky politely informs visitors that he and his employees intend to spend the coming months: “Pimpin’ for Paul”.

The entrepreneur is Dennis Hof, a reality TV star who achieved fame in Cathouse, an HBO fly-on-the-wall series which for the past decade has followed proceedings at the Bunny Ranch, one of five legal brothels that he owns in Nevada. The Paul he is pimping for is of course Ron Paul, the ultra-libertarian Congressman from Texas currently seeking the Republican nomination.

In Nevada, which holds caucuses this morning, Mr Paul is a major player. And Mr Hof is one of his best-known donors and most prolific advocates. Sitting at his desk, with a noisy Pomeranian called Gucci at his feet and a blonde who calls him “Daddy” rubbing moisturising lotion into his head, Mr Hof noted that he’d recently endorsed the Congressman on all three of America’s major news networks: MSNBC, Fox News and CNN.

“Ron Paul fits perfectly with the ethos of the Bunny Ranch,” he said. “He doesn’t want to tell you how to live, who to sleep with, and what to do. He might not approve of prostitution, but he believes individual states have the right to choose whether to accept it. That makes him my kind of guy.”

Mr Hof argues, with some justification, that legalisation prevents abuse and disease within the sex industry. He also says it provides valuable revenue to communities. All 500 of the prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch declare their earnings to the taxman. The licence fee provides $500,000 a year to the local authority. “It’s legal. It’s sex for sale, and it works,” he says. “It eliminates the problems with prostitution. And we put millions and millions of dollars back into society.”

Inside the Bunny Ranch’s front door, in the reception area is a glass Perspex box, stuffed with banknotes destined for Mr Paul’s coffers. Next to it is a pile of “Ron Paul 2012” leaflets. In the car park sit limousines which will provide free lifts to the caucus this morning.

Members of Mr Hof’s harem work as independent contractors, setting their own fees and paying the house a 50 per cent commission. Several are currently putting all of the tips they receive from clients into the Perspex kitty.

“He is the only candidate who supports our right to do what we want with our bodies in our own lives,” said Cami Parker, a Hustler magazine centrefold. She also likes Mr Paul’s non-interventionist foreign policy platform. “We should bring our troops home. I’m about making love, not war.”

Other colleagues offered eloquent endorsements of Mr Paul’s policy. The venue’s general manager, who gave her name as “Madam Suzette,” waxed lyrical about his support for the rights of states over the federal government: “because that’s what keeps us in business”.

Jayla Conrad, 21, said she was backing Paul as “an animal lover”. He is the only Republican candidate to oppose a recent federal law legalising the slaughter of horses for human consumption.

Beyond the pink brothel walls, the existence of “Pimpin’ for Paul” highlights an important factor playing into today’s caucus: Ron Paul’s libertarian platform speaks directly to the ethos of Nevada, a quirky desert state which from the days of the Gold Rush was built on rugged individualism. Nevada has no income tax, no state income tax, and no laws to prevent you losing your shirt at the casino, while smoking. It’s the only state in the US where brothels are legal. Ron Paul came second here in 2008, picking up 14 per cent of the vote to Mitt Romney’s 51 per cent, and has been doggedly courting local voters ever since. He launched his economic policy in Nevada several months ago, and was in Las Vegas this week speaking to the large Latino community.

Supporters, who note that Mr Paul tends to over-perform in caucuses admit they face an uphill struggle to achieve an upset victory: Mr Romney enjoys huge support from Nevada’s Mormon community, who are expected to make up around 30 per cent of voters and last time backed him by a majority of more than nine to one.

But after a string of disappointing performances, including a hammering in Florida this week, Nevada provides Ron Paul with a valuable chance to reinsert himself into the conversation.

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 02/05/2012 at 05:05 AM   
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calendar   Friday - December 09, 2011

oh the poor dear boy. pity,pity. he’s 17 and his date looks like this.

BMEWS readers can be hard to read sometimes. I’m never quite certain if what interests me and gets posted, is what many of you have any interest in.
The posts that appear to generate the greatest amount of reader comments here, are usually guns, weapons of all types Gun Porn is a favorite. Oh yeah. And girls with guns so long as they aren’t pointed at us.  Even eye candy doesn’t usually get many comments from you, although there must be interest because that column on the right always seems to increase with lurkers.  So it is you might say, pot luck. 

My post at the moment is closer to eye candy then it is gun porn. In fact, guns do not even enter into it.  Sorry.

This is all about (to my way of thinking) how little most women (or at least Ms.Moir) actually know about males and male sexuality. And clearly nothing at all about a healthy, straight 17 year young man who she describes as, “a child.”
Well please forgive what may seem crude and unseemly on my part but.
Women like Moir and feminists in general know little and do not care to understand, what it’s like to be a 17 year old male with an erection.  Of course not. 

The crime here I guess is …. the young man is apparently dating this bit of super fluff. And she’s 32.  Gasp. But he’s just a child. Well lucky babe.
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Now please indulge me.  Here’s Moir’s lead story in the Mail this morning.


Boys beware. Predatory women (like Caroline Flack) are on the prowl

By JAN MOIR

No doubt about it. Caroline Flack is a babe. Lots of men are attracted to her. Particularly when she poses in her leopard-print body-stocking and opaque tights, like Miss January in a bargain basement Rank starlet calendar from 1962.

Luvvly jubbly. As they no doubt say.

In reality, she is a seasoned presenter of the fluffiest of fluff shows. At the moment, she co-hosts ITV2’s The Xtra Factor.

She is also dating a pop star. Well, why not? Caroline meets pop stars all day, every day.

She practically has to wade through a thicket of the blighters to get to work. So she knows the terrain well. 

A previous relationship, with the Holloways’ drummer, Dave Danger, ended after three years. Indeed, Prince Harry was one of those said to have comforted Caroline after the break up. She has no shortage of well-placed admirers.

So well done, Harry. Good to know that HRH’s caring doesn’t stop with his charity work. Or should that be his charity doesn’t stop with his caring? We digress.

The important thing is Caroline has dried her tears and moved on to fresh romantic pastures. With the emphasis on fresh.

For her current beau happens to be Harry Styles from One Direction. Yes, that Harry. In the dolly mixtures boyband line up, wee Harry — with his mop of chocolate curls and his river deep dimples — just happens to be the dolliest of the lot.

He’s adorable. He’s so cute. He looks like he should be wearing green velvet and scampering next to Santa in a Christmas grotto, feeding carrots to the reindeer.

However, there is one slight problem with the Caroline/Harry burgeoning relationship. One teensy hitch. And that is their ages. For Caroline is 32, while Harry is only 17. Basically, he is still a child.

No wonder people find their liaison inappropriate. Even slightly creepy.

more to see and read here

And something else she seems to ignore. Perhaps not intentionally but it’s good to keep in mind.  The subject male here is after all, a band member. Does she imagine he might be a virgin?  Females of different ages tend to throw themselves at bands. We read about it all the time.  And there are stories I could share of a personal nature from my years as a DJ and MC of country shows on weekends with major acts. Ladies are not always very lady like in the Jane Austen sense of, ladylike.  And mommy dear should be happy that in this day and age, Harry hasn’t asked for a gender change or confessed that his true love is named Steve.

Here’s a right on comment from someone at the Mail.  You may or may not agree.

What annoys me most about this story (and I’ve said this before) is the ‘outrage’ by mumsie type do gooders on young Harry’s behalf. LISTEN to me, the kid is living the dream, no one’s taking advantage of him, stop being so b***dy patronising. I’ll tell you this, any man who is not jealous of wee Harry is a liar !!! If you don’t believe me go and ask your other half, ask him to look you in the eye and tell you this wasn’t the ultimate fantasy when they were 17 ? Once you realise I’m right you can move on and keep your beaks out of other peoples business !
- Iain, Glasgow


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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 12/09/2011 at 10:29 AM   
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calendar   Monday - November 21, 2011

family planning for kiddies age 8 to 9? welcome to the brave new world

SEX ED for kiddies?
At what age should it start at? Is it necessary in the first place?

Someone wrote an interesting article today with reference to faulty parenting. Not so much that the parents were bad ppl or child abusers. But that they belong to a generation that just doesn’t know any better. That’s how they were raised and that’s how they raise their own. Specifically, the making of sex objects however unintended, of little girls.  I almost think I understand even without approving.  The examples given in the article of the very explicit MTV for example. It’s become the norm and many moms just don’t see any harm.  Who am I to judge? I’m not a parent.  It must be scary these days because often times, there just isn’t any decent way to always know what a kid is up to. But gosh, at four and five when they’re still practically in babyhood, I don’t think they should be exposed to the things so freely available today.  Things that now are simply taken as a matter of course.  And have you folks noticed that nobody is ever embarrassed by anything these days?  Really.  There was a time when some things that are personal and that would cause great embarrassment, are now spoken of freely. Confessions on TV etc. and celebs talking about everything from their bedroom habits to their bowel habits.  And many even shed copious tears.  Now that is embarrassing. To watch it.  Happily, we haven’t a TV here. Don’t miss it.

Today, it’s reported that a judge has ruled it’s okay to use foul language in public, and even use the ‘F’ word to cops because bad language in public is so common nowadays, that it no longer shocks anyone.  Therefore, there are no grounds for a legal issue. I’ll post the article in awhile.  I guess what I’m getting at is that what’s acceptable now is a lower standard by a very large number of people.  I got a bit off topic I know, but it all seems to run together. Doesn’t it?


Parents rebel over lessons on sex for pupils aged four and plans to teach homosexuality to six-year-olds

· Disgusted parents threaten to pull children out of classes
· ’My boy still believes in Father Christmas - he doesn’t need to be told about these things,’ said one mother

By CHRIS BROOKE

A primary school is facing a parents’ revolt over the content of sex education classes for children as young as four.
Up to 20 families are said to be prepared to withdraw youngsters from the lessons because of concerns they are being sexualised too soon with discussions about homosexuality, masturbation and orgasms.
Under the plans, those aged six could be taught about same-sex relationships and the difference between ‘good and bad touching’. Topics for ten-year-olds include orgasm and masturbation.

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Parents who let girls dress in sexy outfits and wear make-up ‘can’t tell right from wrong’

Headmistress says letting youngsters dress in sexy clothing is a sign of society’s eroded moral values
Near-pornographic images on shows such as X Factor partly to blame
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 11/21/2011 at 11:07 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - October 06, 2011

Dancing On The Edge

Argentine “Dancing With The Stars” Couple Takes It To The Very Edge Of Porn

Racy Routine Redefines The Tango

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Argentina’s version of DWTS features raunchy striptease that leaves NOTHING to the imagination

To think Nancy Grace’s accidental nipple slip on Dancing with the Stars caused so much controversy.

Just hot foot it down to Argentina where the cable news host would look demure and almost prudish compared to her South American counterparts.

Viewers of Monday night’s show were treated to a racy, Roman-inspired performance between model and reality star Cinthia Fernandez and her partner Marcelo Tinelli, as they writhed and contorted around the floor, stripping off each other’s clothes until they were completely naked.

The full-on frontal nudity in Bailando por un Sueño has caused a lot of controversy since it was aired with critics calling the performance more X-rated than five-starred.

The dance starts off with the partners wearing skimpy togas and continues as each tears off pieces of the other’s clothes. When Fernandez’s top comes off, she reveals gold-painted breasts which she goes on to squeeze provocatively.

After the pair grind their bodies together on the dance floor as if they were having sex, Tinelli proceeds to pour red wine over his dance partner’s body, who by this time is wearing only a G-string.

At the end of the dance, Fernandez’s G-string is pulled off, leaving her standing naked on national television. [ “standing” is used here for brevity. “spread eagle and upside down in a cartwheel with his face in her crotch” appears to be more accurate, judging from the pictures at the link ]

Even the show’s host, who seemed to get quite excited during the performance, even lying down with the couple at one stage, looked shocked by the raunchy routine’s end.

Oh and Cynthia Fernandez’s parents were reported to have been in the front row of the audience.


If anything, their dance was probably fairly historically accurate. How raunchy do you think the entertainment was for those Roman orgies? Pretty far out there would be my guess.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/06/2011 at 09:55 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - September 07, 2011

THE FRENCH TAKE SEX VERY SERIOUSLY IT APPEARS.

Well here’s one for the books.  This could only be possible in these more enlightened and modern times.

Take a look at this.

French Judge orders man to pay ex wife for no sex life.

A MAN was ordered to pay his ex-wife thousands of pounds in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their 21-year marriage.

The man, 51, was fined £8,500 under article 215 of France’s civil code, which states married couples must agree to a “shared communal life”.
A judge has now ruled that this law implies “sexual relations must form part of a marriage”.

The rare legal decision came after the wife filed for divorce two years ago, blaming the break-up on her ex’s lack of activity in the bedroom.

A judge in Nice then granted the divorce and ruled the husband, named only as Jean-Louis B, was solely responsible for the split. But his 47-year-old former wife then took him back to court demanding the cash in compensation for “lack of sex over 21 years of marriage”.

The ex-husband blamed “tiredness and health problems”.

But a judge in the south of France’s highest court in Aix-en-Provence ruled: “A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent. By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other.”

SEX STARVED WIFE?

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peiper   United Kingdom  on 09/07/2011 at 03:43 PM   
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calendar   Friday - August 12, 2011

How to have make-up sex

This is a PSA (pubic service announcement. Public, I meant public! Geesh. You can edit that out, right? No problem)


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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 08/12/2011 at 07:00 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - June 16, 2011

Weiner chops it off

Anthony Weiner (D-NY) Resigns

NY, 2:25 PM - Amid heckling shouts of “bye bye pervert!” Anthony Weiner has resigned his seat in Congress.

Scandal-scarred Rep. Anthony Weiner resigned his seat from the U.S. House on Thursday, ending a once-promising political career after his sexually-charged online behavior was exposed.

“Today I am announcing my resignation from Congress, so my colleagues can get back to work, my neighbors can choose a new representative and most importantly that my wife and I can continue to deal with the damage I have caused,” he said at a news conference in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.

His announcement was met by some cheers and heckling in the packed room, including from one who could be heard saying, “Goodbye, pervert.”

Weiner now joins a long list of U.S. lawmakers who have resigned over sex scandals in recent years, including Rep. Chris Lee, R-N.Y., Eric Massa, D-N.Y., and Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev.

For nearly three weeks, Weiner has been embroiled in a scandal over lewd pictures and messages that he sent to at least six women on Twitter and Facebook over a three-year period.

Weiner has told friends he wanted to speak with his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, before deciding whether to resign. She returned to Washington early Wednesday from a trip to Africa with her boss, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Weiner’s resignation came after the scandal grew even stranger when former porn actress Ginger Lee who exchanged emails and messages with the congressman said Wednesday he asked her to lie about their interactions. Lee called for Weiner to resign.

Oh snap. Maybe he could ignore the calls for his resignation from members and leaders of both parties, and even from the President, but when a used up old porn star says it’s over, it’s over.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 06/16/2011 at 02:07 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - June 07, 2011

Do You Need A Sword Permit In NYC?

FALL ON IT



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“Yup, that’s my wee-wee” says Democrat Senator Anthony Weiner “and I have no plans at all to resign.”

Representative Anthony D. Weiner, a rising star in Democratic politics who many believed would be the next mayor of New York City, admitted on Monday to having had inappropriate online exchanges with at least six women, and repeatedly lying about sending a sexually suggestive photograph to a young woman over Twitter last month.

After a week of sometimes indignant public denials and insistence that he was the victim of an Internet hacker, a weeping and stammering Mr. Weiner, 46, acknowledged at a news conference that he had sent the photo of himself in his underwear to the woman, a college student in Seattle.

The six-term congressman from Brooklyn said he had broken no laws and would remain in office, calling the matter an “aberration from which I’ve learned.”

So not only is this guy a philandering dirtbag, he’s a lying philandering dirtbag. Way to go Brooklyn, you sure elected yourselves a wiener whiner winner. I’m certain that he will continue to do a wonderful job as the people’s representative, now that he has no standing, no honor, and has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be a dishonest amoral loser.

Once upon a time in the laudable and halcyon days of ancient Rome, a dishonored general or Senator had only one remaining duty owed to the State.

Update: MSM shows leap at chance to be useful idiots as usual and to blame the Right. Don’t expect a single one of these turds to fess up their bias or their mistakes. Didn’t they listen to their own hypocrisy after the Tuscon shooting? What, no? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

Not to be outdone, lefty bloggers may have committed actual crimes to do CYA for their boy. http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/03/daily-kos-sticks-up-for-weiner-by-publishing-identities-of-underage-girls/


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 06/07/2011 at 08:20 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - May 31, 2011

Male, Female, Other

Nepal Recognizes Third Gender



In what is believed to be a world first, Nepal’s Central Bureau of Statistics is giving official recognition to gay and transgender people—a move seen as major victory for equality in a country that only decriminalized homosexual relationships three years ago.

Among those happy to stand up and be counted in the third gender category is Dilu Buduja, 35. “I was born as a girl, but as I grew up I felt I was a boy. Today I totally feel like a man,” he said.

A spokesman for the statistics bureau, Bikash Bista, said the new categorization was an attempt to open up the traditionally conservative country up to different points of view.

Huh? Looks to me like the loonies have taken over in Shangri-La. They have confused physical gender with sexual orientation.

But the state’s recognition of the rights of gender minorities, gays and lesbians has not come without a fight.

“We had to put in a lot of pressure to have the third gender counted in the census,” said gender minority rights activist Sunil Babu Pant. “It was only after we said that we would go to court that the officials agreed to include the third gender as a category.”

If the case had gone to court, it would likely have been upheld thanks to a landmark 2007 Supreme Court ruling that directed the state to end discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity and decriminalize “unnatural sex.” It also decreed the issue of citizenship certificates that clearly indicate an individual’s choice of gender identity. Citizenship certificates, which work as national identity papers, are needed in Nepal to open a bank account, own property, secure a job and get a passport among other things.

Oh yes, gender identity so totally needs to be on your national ID card, because you never know when you’ll have to have sex with some random government official. And if their card doesn’t line up with your card, then you can play the victim card. Otherwise it’s just a convenient bribe, or the new Nepalese way of saying howdy? This is really strange. And it makes me wonder what ‘gender identities’ that allowed you to choose from, and why the really far out folks aren’t protesting their lack of choice?

Nepal Identity Card Form
Gender Identity Section
Check the One Category That Applies
* Just with women
* Just with men
* Depends on my mood
* After 3 drinks, who cares?
* men, women, medium sized livestock, government officials who can do something for me
* Avatars of the Gods and demons from the underworld, but only if they’re hot
* religious statues and icons I don’t approve of
* religious statues and icons I do approve of
* Shojo, help me turn this Panda around the other way!

see? It’s so limiting!

“Local authorities did not know about third gender and they were afraid that they would lose their jobs if they gave such a citizenship,” said Buduja, who last month became only the second person in the country to obtain a citizenship certificate indicating gender.
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Though discrimination persists, there is progress. The government is also finalizing a list of discriminatory laws that need to be changed so that gender minorities can enjoy the same rights as others, including inheritance rights.
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“We visited several districts in the country and Norway to look at its experience and use it as a case study,” said sociologist Chaitanya Mishra, a member of the recommendation committee.

According to another member of the committee, it will recommend that the government legalize same-sex marriage, which would be a first in South Asia.

The committee members of the government of Nepal had to go to NORWAY to learn about “gender minorities” and what to do about them? Damn. I have GOT to get me some of that wicked shit these guys are smokin’.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 05/31/2011 at 11:32 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - April 10, 2011

A Sex-Ed story

I was just reading Dennis Prager’s column The $50,000 Orgasm. For some reason it reminded me of my first time...the first time I was introduced to ‘Sex Ed’.

You see, I never had to take ‘Sex Ed’. I took Health and Anatomy in high school. My sisters weren’t so lucky. They had to take ‘Sex Ed’.

Now BMEWS and BMEWSetts, I’m pretty certain that we could all figure sex out in the back seat of a Chevy. Especially if the movie sucked. No pun intended.

Back to my story.

So, there I was, sans a date, at a high school dance in 1977. My health teacher was one of the chaperones. We were standing together watching the action and drinking the sadly un-spiked punch. My health teacher asked me:

“Do you have a younger sister?”

“Yes. Why?”

“Is she in my Sex Ed class?”

“I think so. Why?”

“I’m still chuckling over an answer she gave on today’s test.”

“Oh?” Note how non-committal I was…

“The question was ‘what is the average amount a man ejaculates during orgasm.’”

Mind you, I’m a) 17 years old, b) we’re talking about my sister, c) who measures these things?

I fell into it. I had to ask. “What was her answer?”

“She put down ‘a half-pint’.”

I thought about this possible view into my sister’s thoughts. How could I use this? But I finally answered: “That’s my sister, always expecting more than a man can give.”

For some reason my health teacher doubled over in laughter. I was saved from further conversation by a hot cheerleader who decided she was drunk enough to dance with me.


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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 04/10/2011 at 10:38 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - January 29, 2011

Boost Your Career - Put Some Sheen On Your Resume

The Sheen Index

Being a ho for Charlie Sheen good for your career if you are a porn actress





[ Best scam ever: a professional journalist got paid to “research” porn to create this news article. ]

Kacey Jordan, the porn star who smoked crack with Charlie Sheen shortly before his hospitalization, shared some good news today: Her “babe rank” just skyrocketed! How good is a Charlie Sheen scandal for a porn star’s career? A quantitative investigation.

FreeOnes.com, an aggregator of adult photos and videos, quantifies (NSFW) the demand for each “babe” on its site by tabulating how many views her images and videos accumulate in any given 24-hour period. On the day that Kacey Jordan’s name made headlines and she gave an interview about smoking crack with Charlie Sheen, Jordan skyrocketed into the top 10.

That’s nothing, though. The porn star Charlie Sheen locked in the bathroom during last year’s hotel rampage, Capri Anderson (FreeOnes prefers her other porn name, Alexis Capri), spiked several times in the weeks following her Sheen scandal.

You can visit the article, they’ve even got graphs.



Perhaps I should redefine “professional journalist”. This article seems to be written by Maureen O’Conner for Gawker, an online magazine. She is the Gossip Editor there, even though a link to her work is under the name “Azaria Jagger”. Other great pieces by her include Unexpected Plot Twist Turns Sue Sylvester Into Mary Kay LeTourneau, whatever that means, but nearly the whole article consists of a picture of some actor (whom she misidentified) being allowed to win at the children’s game Connect Four by his girlfriend, who is making a deliberately wrong move. So she may not be a contender for the latest Pullet Surprise, but if she draws a paycheck for writing and publishing that makes her an official professional journalist, right?

The press is having a field day with Mr. Sheen, as he heads off to rehab yet again. If they aren’t making a fortune from his antics, they are at least reaping the publicity benefits of his notoriety.  And so are his whores. I mean actresses. None of whom seem to be charged with prostitution. I guess they can skirt that law if they set up a video camera and their trick is already a member of the SAG? Why not? - “No your honor, I was not turning tricks. I was playing a hooker in this new indie film we shot in a hotel room and the front seat of a car”!

Is there any benefit in this for Charlie Sheen? He’s become the latest Lindsay Lohan. Charlie don’t surf care. He makes $1.8 million per episode on his hit TV show, playing himself. He’s the Goose that laid the Golden Egg for his network. They aren’t going to do a thing to him. And the more publicity, the more people that will tune in to watch his show. Until he ODs and dies I guess.

Am I getting in on it too? I’m not trying to. A couple of Sheen’s “party friends” have appeared here in the past as Eye Candy, but that was before we knew that he knew that they knew that he had “known” them. Also because certain photographers and makeup artists can work magic, and spin straw into gold. And I’ve avoided the whole Denise Richards thing, even though I’ve had a warm spot for her ever since Starship Troopers and Wild Things. More than warm. And I only posted this one to show the absurdity of what lengths “journalists” go to to have something to publish. Just like bloggers!


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 01/29/2011 at 09:52 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - January 23, 2011

Sex after 50

I’ve a huge backlog of bloggable stuff I’ve not posted. Why? I’ve been busy. The usual excuse is ‘sh*t happens’. Well, my excuse is ‘life happens’, then you die and no one cares.

I spent the week before Christmas in the hospital, so I know what I’m talking about.

This has been in the hopper for some time. Enjoy.

CAMDEN, Maine — Dr. Dorree Lynn would like everyone to know that sex and intimacy after age 50 is a natural and important part of life.

I have to admit, didn’t know sex was my birthright. I always thought I had to convince some clueless female into having sex. Now that I know sex is my birthright I’m gonna insist…

“Sex is your birthright,” the psychologist, sex educator and author said Friday afternoon in a presentation at the Camden Public Library.

“It keeps you healthy. It’s the juicy vitamin. Instead of reaching for the arthritis pills, why not reach for your partner?”

Mainly because she says ‘bugger off’? Guess she didn’t get the notice that sex is a ‘juicy vitamin’.

Anyway, go read the rest of this mindless drivel.


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Posted by Christopher   United States  on 01/23/2011 at 02:01 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - January 22, 2011

getting laid can have its downside in a muslim country. but who’d have guessed? not these ppl

There are some muslim countries where you just do not want to violate their religious laws.  Being human of course sometimes means we follow our nature and instincts. 
Sometimes the instinct of self preservation takes a back seat when confronted with sex. Look at those three letters. S E X.  Even the word looks, well, pretty nice.
But forgetting what country you’re in is just plain dumb.  And considering how often this kind of thing happens over there, one begins to think that perhaps white folks are not too bright where things physical come into play. Caution? What’s that?

Sadly, this story has an awfully funny side to it. Like an old time movie. Maybe even a silent one.  The Marx Bros maybe, except in those censored times this story line would not have happened.

Take a look.


Dubai sex case Briton ‘was sacked for flirting’

By James Tozer and Rebecca Evans

A British woman locked up in Dubai after being caught in bed with a banker had been let go from a former job amid concerns about her flirtatiousness, her ex-boss claimed yesterday.
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Danielle Spencer, 31, has been in ­custody since falling foul of the Gulf state’s strict morality laws when she unwittingly found herself at the centre of a sordid love triangle.

The £100,000-a-year property analyst had spent the night with New Zealander Toby Carroll, only for his Brazilian former girlfriend to burst in and find them in bed together, according to police in Dubai.

He had apparently broken up with the woman – named only as Priscilla – the day before, and she flew into a rage, allegedly slashing at furnishings with a knife while a terrified Miss Spencer hid in the bathroom.

They were all arrested and have remained in custody since December 12 – with the two women having to share a ­single large police cell along with up to 90 other female suspects.

Both Miss Spencer and Mr Carroll – a property analyst for HSBC bank – may be charged with having sex outside marriage, a criminal offence in the strict Muslim emirate for which a British pilot’s wife and her lover were jailed for a month in 2009.

Yesterday her ex-boss at an estate agency described her as ‘a Walter Mitty character’ who had been asked to leave after barely a month for fear that her behaviour would cause a scandal by Dubai’s standards.

‘She could be extremely flirtatious, both with colleagues and clients,’ said the ­British businessman. ‘Danielle sent me photographs of herself in modelling poses.

‘Needless to say she quickly became rather popular, but she was becoming an embarrassment for the firm. Extramarital sex is illegal here, and while the authorities will turn a blind eye if you’re discreet, I thought she was being pretty flagrant.’

The businessman, who asked not to be named, said she had been good at her job, showing clients around luxury properties, including on the Palm Jumeirah sand island complex.

‘She was clearly intelligent, but a real Walter Mitty character,’ he added.

‘She spoke with an Australian accent, but we later found out she was originally from Hull.’

A friend said Miss Spencer was a well-known face on Dubai’s party scene, regularly attending the expat tradition of Friday Brunch – weekly all-you-can-drink binges that can land ­revellers in hot water.

A HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 01/22/2011 at 11:36 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - December 21, 2010

if further proof were needed that the law is a dumb ass and lacks justice ……

Oh boy. What a story this is.

The photo in the hard copy was much better so I don’t know why their on line copy is so poor. Anyway ....

THREE YEARS and losing her kids cos she what?  Oh come on and get real.  No boy at age 14 is damaged and no matter how wrong ppl think she may have been, I’d bet there was very little “seduction” about it.  I mean to say that ... boys at 14 come already pre-seduced.

The thing that upsets many folks is .... she gave an underage boy pleasure he’ll fondly remember for a lifetime ... and due to really dumb laws on ‘equality’
foisted on the public by the femi-nazis ... the law does not take gender characteristics into account.
HOWEVER ....
Some filthy bastard scum bag runs over a little girl and KILLS her and then runs away ... he got 4 months jail time.
This lady gets 3 years for having an affair with a very willing 14 year old boy.
Just where is the logic and justice in this?
The law indeed is ... A TOTAL ASS!

Here’s a small example.

“Sentencing her to three years in jail, Judge John Milmo QC told her she cheated on her fiancée in a ‘flagrant manner’.”
Now why would the stupid idiot judge bring that up?  Cheating is not against the law. And the wanker judge mentioned that several times.
So she cheated on her fiancée. Yeah so?  That’s a bit off topic I think.

Whatever ...
the law is still a stupid dumb ass.
So’s the judge. His name is Milmo? Milmo? Jeesh. Even the name sounds dumb. He’d probably give his eye teeth if he has any left, for one hour with this woman.

Mother of two, 26, is jailed after being caught naked in bed with 14-year-old schoolboy lover

By Daily Mail Reporter

Susanne Divers met the 14-year-old at a party and was warned by police over her conduct. However she continued to see him
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A mother-of-two caught naked in bed with a 14-year-old schoolboy who bragged about the affair on Facebook has been jailed.

Susanne Divers, 26, befriended the boy after meeting him at a party and later began an affair that lasted more than a month.

He was so smitten he boasted on the website: ‘I’ve got the best girl in the world.’

Divers was warned off by police but continued to see him. She was discovered in bed with him by her fiance, who had returned home from work early.

She pleaded guilty to eight counts of sexual activity with a child between December 28, 2009, and February 2 this year. Sentencing her to three years in jail, Judge John Milmo QC told her she cheated on her fiance in a ‘flagrant manner’.

He said: ‘If ever there was a time to stop it was when the police warned you to stay away.

‘Your partner came home and found you both naked. You betrayed your partner in a quite flagrant manner. He’s written to the court and appears to have forgiven you.’

Divers was ordered to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register for life and banned from working with children.

Earlier, Leicester Crown Court heard that Divers was dared to kiss the boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, during the party where they met.

Paul Prior, prosecuting, said: ‘The defendant described this incident as “more than a peck on the cheek”.’

They soon began swapping saucy text messages and naked pictures of each other.

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 12/21/2010 at 10:49 AM   
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