Wednesday - July 27, 2005

Poetry In Motion

LONDON (Reuters) - A British couple who headed out to sea in a dinghy for an amorous liaison sparked a major rescue operation when their cries of passion were mistaken for someone in trouble, British police said Tuesday.

A passer-by raised the alarm after hearing strange noises coming from the waters near a beach in Torbay on the southwest coast of England Saturday morning, prompting the coastguard to send lifeboats and police to the scene.

“It was found that there was a partially-clothed couple in a small rubber dingy that were brought ashore and asked to put their clothes back on,” a spokesman for Devon and Cornwall police told Reuters.

“Our log actually mentions that ‘they were having fun in their boat!’, but doesn’t say anything other than that.”

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   Sunday - July 24, 2005

Thanks For The Memories

I’ve always heard that women judge a man’s sexiness by looking at his butt. I don’t know whether that’s true or not (maybe some of our ladies here can clear the matter up) but in Florida, there are two ladies who were very impressed with one man’s buns recently ....

Women Will Never Forget Naked Butt
_{NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. | July 23, 2005}

Two elderly women who woke to see a naked man flee from their bedrooms in separate incidents say they will never forget the man’s naked butt.

A 73-year-old woman, who asked her name not be made public, said she awoke last Saturday to find a skinny nude man with brown hair in a ponytail standing at the foot of her bed, reported the Daytona Beach (Fla.) News Journal reported Friday.

“I screamed and he ran”, the woman said.

Another woman, who also asked her name not be made public, woke up Sunday and stepped on a naked man next to her bed. She ran into the bathroom with the phone and called police.

“He did not make a sound”, the 79-year-old woman said. “I did not see his face, all I saw was his naked behind. That is something I will never forget.”

New Smyrna Beach, Fla., police say five other similar incidents have occurred since 2001.

However, the 73-year-old woman, who lives across the street from the 79-year-old woman have been victimized twice.

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   Thursday - July 21, 2005

Appalled, I say!

From the “You Can’t Please Everyone” department, the latest story involves a German newspaper which published an edition with a free coupon for a brothel visit. Needless to say, the men were pleased. However ....

(ANANOVA)—A German magazine sold out in a day after offering readers vouchers for a free sex session at a brothel in Austria. Readers of the Freizeit Magazine said they were shocked when they opened the mag to find a full page advert for a brothel in Salzburg. Prostitution is legal in both countries and the ad promised “half an hour free sex with a lady of your choice” for anyone who cut out the coupon and brought it with them on their next visit.

Local woman Vera Hahnen, who regularly buys the lifestyle magazine to find out what’s going on at the weekends, said: “I was appalled by the advert. “The magazine is supposed to be about leisure and entertainment activities, but I don’t find paying women to have sex with them particularly entertaining. The advert is indecent and sexist.”

But the head of the advertising section says he does not understand what all the fuss is about. He said the advertisement was “in no way salacious neither in content nor visually”, and accused complainants of “nitpicking”. Owners of the sex club report a boom in business since running the adverts.

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