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Friday - August 27, 2004
The Fox Will Be Guarding The Chicken Coop
A couple of weeks ago I railed about how the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) had been invited to come to the US to monitor the November elections.Now I have even more reason: the guy who is the president of the OCSE election monitoring arm is...............drum roll please............................
Alcee Hastings!!!!
Oh, yeah, way to inspire confidence in the process. By having as president a person who,
"(i)n 1988, the U.S. House of Representatives voted almost unanimously (413-3) to approve 17 articles of impeachment amounting to "high crimes and misdemeanors" against Hastings, who at the time was a federal judge."
And why was he impeached?
"While sitting on the federal bench, an FBI bribery sting caught Hastings conspiring to obtain a $150,000 bribe in exchange for granting leniency to a pair of convicted racketeers. The Senate convicted Hastings of perjury and conspiracy to take a bribe. He is one of only a handful of judges ever to be impeached in the history of the U.S."
It gets better:
"Hastings is a House Democrat who represents Broward County, Florida"
OMIGOD!!! Of all places! The one corner in the United States where the Dummycraps dominate, where Dummycraps control virtually all aspects of government; where Dummycraps are the Supervisors of Election; where people are so fucking stupid they either don't know where their polling place is or can't follow simple arrows on their Dummycrap-designed ballots. What have we done as a nation to deserve these fucktards? Why can't we declare open season with no bag limit?
Sorry, this one just pisses me off. I will be working as a ballot box inspector for both the primary and the general elections and if I see any of these fucktards anywhere near my ballot box I will have to get very offensive with them, raise a ruckus, and probably get arrested. But I don't care. These fuckwits from virtually third world countries (sorry, with the exception of the UK, and Italy Europe is turning into another Africa as far as I am concerned) have no business looking to see if our processes are corrupt. Especially not after it was the Dummycraps, through their stupidity, who allowed this crap to happen in 2000.
Here's what he looks like in case he comes to your district.
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Permalink • Thursday - August 26, 2004
Kerry’s Sampan Incident
Here's one I was not aware of but Pat Buchanan covers it quite well: John F**king Kerry's actions while manning a radar one dark night. This is troubling stuff. It calls into question everything he alleges to have done that night.When all's said and done, however, his actions deserved an inquiry--which never took place.
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Permalink • My Reply?
This one is a no brainer and there is only one reply: "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.........asshole!"These people also piss me off. Just because they work for the Olympics all of a sudden no one can mention the words without getting their fucking approval.
I just wish they'd all ESAD.
(for the acronym declined: eat shit and die! FOAD works nicely, too---fuck off and die!)
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 25, 2004
Natural Selection Strikes Again
You've all heard that famous Art Linkletter line, "kids say the darnedest things" right?Well, how about kids DOING the darnedest things?
India just had its first criminal execution, a guy named Dhananjoy, in decades. Some kids thought it'd be cool to try it out themselves.
Latest score: Dead kids: 2--Lucky to be alive kids: 1
Here's how one was described:
"very bright but curious kid and kept asking questions about how Dhananjoy would be hanged"
Seems to be he was not so "bright" after all.
I will now open this forum for you to begin calling me a cruel, heartless bastard. But I am still right. Natural selection DOES work.
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Now, if only the Israelis could somehow vaporize and pressurize some lard for inclusion into these "harmless" stink bombs, I'd say they'd have a winner on their hands!Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
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Permalink • Who Said It?
Guess who said this:"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal." He also said that mixing rock and roll with politics was treason."
If you guessed ALICE COOPER (whoa! flashbacks to one of his concerts where he had his head chopped off---weird, weird, weird! but some pretty good music!) you'd be correct. He was commented about those asshole musicians parading around the country protesting against President Bush.
Here's another quote:
"if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush."
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Permalink • The Third World (part 3)
Number 3 in a continuing series of "stuff" that makes your jaw drop, makes you scratch your head in wonder, and basically just say to yourself, "why not just nuke that part of the world and get it over with?"From South Africa we have more tales of moonbat-ness. A "prophets" tells a family their 77 year old family member would arise from the dead. He did not.
The family commented though, that after 7 days he still looked fine:
"But after a few days out of the fridge the smell was not OK." :
Nooo, you don't say!!!!
Don't fuck with the dead, especially in China.
From Tanzania we have an individual, part of a 4 man crew of robbers, who goes to a witch doctor seeking the ability to resist bullets and knife wounds. That, in itself, should say a lot about his level of intelligence. The doctor obliges by rubbing powders and potions into the skin he'd just cut open.
Except the doc got overzealous and the crook bled to death.
Result: one dead bad guy, one doctor who headed for the hills, 3 crooks going to jail when they brought their friend in to the hospital.
Prosecutors are actually seriously considering a plea from a convicted terrorist who filed a petition to be granted bail for 30 days so he can do "the beast with two backs" with his wife.
His justification?
"he and his wife are suffering mental trauma because their physical needs have not been met for such a long time."
Special prize to the first who can identify where the line "beast with two backs" comes from. (author, title of work, and location within title)
Lastly, in a bit of gruesome news from the part of the world where gruesome is a way of life. In Mozambique people are forcibly held down while their organs are removed in order to supply black magic medicine market demands.
And why did I say that gruesome is a way of life? Read on to see what President of the Maputo Human Rights league has to say:
"The first time I saw something like this I cried, but eventually one gets used to it,"
So tell me again how the hell can we ever take the Third World seriously with stuff like this?
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Permalink • Tuesday - August 24, 2004
What’s Up With Kerry’s Silver Star Citations?
Henry and Erika Holzer did some investigating (the kind we wish the mainstream media would do) and found out that the Silver Star Citation that Kerry got to accompany award of same-named medal has been modified two times after the original was approved. (hey, a Silver Star is a BIG FUCKING DEAL in the military) They print all three citations and then compare and contrast the differences between the three.They don't stop there, though. They go further to explain what the differences are between them and when the changes took place. They also describe the process of amending these citations and raise some excellent questions as to how Kerry was able to pull this off plus they ask WHY he would want to do so and you end up wondering what political pull was involved here and what groundwork was being laid to get Kerry where he is today?
They conclude with a series of questions they'd like John FUCKING Kerry to answer.
A fantastic read worthy of distribution to everyone on your mailing lists.
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Permalink • Monday - August 23, 2004
More Third World Lunacy
Just another example of why these people continue to merit the term, "3rd worlders."Mother gives birth to child with defect resulting in longer than normal spine resulting in a protruding tailbone. All of a sudden mother says she had a dream prior to the child being born of someone bringing her a monkey for good luck.
So now the girl is a "monkey girl" paraded about as a novelty while others bring the family money to look at her.
"Her physique is starting to earn a lot of money for the family," Sophal said. "Many locals are lighting incense sticks to pray to her for good luck."
Yeah, I can imagine how much she'll bring in when she's 13 and they sell her ass to profit from it.
Moonbats.
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Permalink • The Gun Show
My expedition to the gun show was a non-event. As I have already written Allan, I paid $12 (5 of them just to park. Now there's another bitch fest waiting to be exploited. $5 to put your car in a place where you might spend one hour. And this is Florida. NOT New York! That ranks right up there with paying those fucktards at Ticketmaster a "service" fee to give you a ticket. You look them up on the web, you look up the event, you pick your seat, you pay for the internet connection allowing you to do all this, you enter your credit card info, and THEY get $5 for the privilege of having you do all the work. Something wrong there.) But I digress.Inside I find a wealth of booths dedicated to leather goods (not holsters); Indian jewelry; cleaning products (not necessarily gun cleaning); food; beverages; WW II and other military paraphernalia; knives; swords; etc. Then there were LOTS of booths for magazines, ammo, holsters.
Lastly, some booths with actual GUNS! (GASP!)
The prices were OK, I guess but the shops were, for the most part, from the other side of the state so if I wanted to buy a gun I'd have to fill out that dumbass form, wait three days and have them ship and insure it whereupon I'd then pay the FFL fee to a local dealer to pick it up. I looked at prices for local dealers and albeit a bit higher, ended up being about the same after you factor in above fees/costs.
Unfortunately, what I wanted my local dealer did not have so I will be paying him a visit since he said he has it in his shop. At this point it'll be a toss-up between a Springfield 1911, a Ruger GP97, Glock 21 or a S&W 45. The other one looks like it will be a Ruger GP100 revolver with 2 speed loaders and 2 grips.
So, all in all, I was not too thrilled with my little trip yesterday. On the plus side, I did learn a few things so I can not be too harsh.
Stay with me today. I have a buttload of stuff to post about.
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Permalink • Sunday - August 22, 2004
Raiders Of The Lost Service Pack
Indiana Allan here. I've been notified by the Museum, the University and US Army Intelligence that my services are required for a special secret mission. It seems that Der Fuehrer, Adolf Gates has sent a bloated Zeppelin to America to destroy our intelligence gathering services. The Zeppelin is named the "Servitz Pak Zwei" or "Service Pack Two", in English. This Zeppelin intends to attack our Windoze XP calculating machines by jamming signals and bombing us with bugs. Scary stuff, eh? Well, I have never been one to fail when my country needs me so I have volunteered to investigate this Zeppelin.So, I grabbed my trusty hat, leather jacket, .45 pistol and whip, packed my suitcase and began the investigation. Suddenly I heard a blood-curdling scream. I jumped up and started scanning my surroundings for Nazi spies or traitorous monkeys. None to be seen. Then I realized it was just the neighbor next door watching his Macintosh crash again for the millionth time. Some people never learn.
Sitting down to my task again, I examined the Zeppelin from a distance. "My God, this thing is huge", I thought. Over 270 MB in size. I'm surprised there's enough helium in the world to lift that beast off the ground, but there it was floating around in Fuehrer Gate's private hangar waiting to be sent out to inflict damage on America. I girded my loins and prepared to grab it by the horns.
I lunged, grabbed a mooring rope and hauled it in. Darting back undercover before the Redmond Nazis recognized me, I made a dash for home. Picture a wild plain ride chased by Nazi agents, a submarine ride on a periscope, a walk through spinning razor blades, and a watery tunnel full of rats. I had to do none of that. Thank God.
Back home in the safety of the University I chewed my fingers and gradually worked myself up to applying the Zeppeliln's secret code to my own calculating machine. I started the sequence and sat back to watch with a severe sense of dread overcoming me. I counted the minutes as the non-informative screen told me things like "creating restore point", "inspecting drivers", and most ominously "checking registration number". Aha! That last told me the Zeppelin was trying to call home to Der Fuehrer. I reached out to disconnect the string which ran up through the rafters connecting me to the University's UNIVAC machine but before I could pull the plug, the Zeppelin quieted down. I realized it had completed its nefarious task and was requesting that I power off and back on my calculating machine. It did this in an evil voice, kinda like a certain female Nazi agent I once knew. Ahhhh, those were the days.
I quietly sneaked my hand down to my trusty pistol, grabbed the handle, cocked it and with the other hand, pulled the string to cycle the calculating machine. I promised I would give this Nazi abomination only one chance then blow it to hell if it misbehaved.
The machine slowly re-cycled and I was surprised to see something new which I will call "The Blue Screen Of Purgatory". I've seen "The Blue Screen Of Death" a few times and this was not it. This screen appeared to have hijacked my calculating machine on restart with a nonsense message saying only "please wait ....".
I thought to myself, "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore." Beads of sweat popped out on my forehead .. my finger tightened on the trigger of my pistol ....
Finally, the Zeppelin gave me my normal starting screen but what's this ...??????? A weird message box screaming at me in blinding colors that my calculating machine is "unprotected" and that although I have ZoneAlarm Pro for firewall and Norton Antivirus 2004 .... the Zeppelin COULD NOT talk to them. It knew they were there, inside the machine, but couldn't communicate. Horrors! Then it wanted to know if I wanted to turn on a feature that would automatically phone home to Der Fuehrer on random occasions (probably late at night while I slept, I imagine). I slapped the "NO" key as hard as I could (I have a special keyboard - don't ask).
Anyway, the Zeppelin finally surrendered my calculating machine back to me. The only difference I noticed was one of my favorite Windoze third-party features called StyleXP would no longer start, saying it didn't recognize the Zeppelin. I quickly put in a connection request through the Univerity's UNIVAC to TGTSoft and found they already had a fix for the Zeppelin problem. Whew! Thank God for good old American know-how. I quickly applied the fix and all was well. For now.
Standing up, drenched in sweat and shaking from my ordeal, I opened the window to my front lawn and to my surprise saw .... a tornado spelling out "MICROSOFT" in smashed mobile homes down the road, a 2,000-car collision on the nearby interstate, John Kerry walking up to my door with a smile on his face and a vial of anthrax in his hands and a horrid looking beast with Fuehrer Gate's face and the numbers "666" on its forehead crawling its way down the road in the direction of Bethlehem.
I knew right then I needed a drink and a nap. So, stay tuned as I investigate further this incidious Zeppelin in the next episode ....
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Permalink • Why It Must Suck To Be A Muslim….
Especially if you are a woman.Maybe the people born into it don't know any better but any woman who voluntarily chooses to become a Muslim is either ignorant, stupid, or, face it, a moron who enjoys being assaulted. I question the rationale of men who convert, too, because any religion that still advocates any woman who is sexually assaulted is no longer fit to be a member of society, is shunned, and condemned to live a life ostracized from the rest of the community, is a fucked up religion and its followers just as fucked up.
Think I am making it up? Check out this story where this muslim woman in India had to MARRY her rapist in order to lift the shame cast upon her for having had the audacity to have been born a woman and therefore, in the eyes of these fucktard sheethead, ass in the air 5 times a day moonbats, deserved to be raped.
This guy faced 7 years for the rape. Oh, and the bonus? His lawyer then convinced him to marry her citing that the courts might free him if he were to do that. AAAHHH, what wedded bliss that union will be.
Ooops, hang on a sec..........the rapist is not the only barking moonbat in this story. Listen to what the victim says, post-marriage:
"But I have a different feeling for him now. I have forgiven him because he has chosen me as his wife. I have to love him now."
Ladies.......comments????
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Permalink • Thursday - August 19, 2004
A Question For You
Imagine this: a catastrophe strikes the United States (earthquake, nuclear bomb, tidal wave, another terrorist attack (you choose anything you want)In the process, the White House, Statue of Liberty, Arch of St Louis, Needle in Seattle, or Bridge in Bronx or San Francisco gets destroyed.(again choose which one you want)
Americans are shocked. But being resilient, decide it is best for the National Psyche to rebuild.
So, if the statue of Liberty is destroyed do we substitute it with a memorial stone and small tower? What about The Arch of St Louis? Maybe replace it with low wall commemorating those who died inside it?
I didn't think so. We'd rebuild them, wouldn't we?
So why is it we are so deadset on building some goofy looking tower in place of the WTC?
Go here.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 18, 2004
Been Busy
Sorry for the paucity of posting today but I've been busy trying to find a firearm.Went to my local dealer and found a couple of interesting prospects which I will research a bit more on the 'net.
One is a Ruger P97 with night sites. He wants $425. I have no idea if that's a good price as I've not found an exact match on the web.
Another is a regular Ruger KP97 for $400. Both are never-fired weapons.
The last was a Glock M21 for $545.
You folks know more than I do about this stuff.
Basically I am looking for something not overly expensive in the 45 caliber category. Recommendations range from a ParaOrdnance, to Kimber, to Glock, Smith and Wesson and Ruger.
Hell, I just want something to kill bad people with. Maybe put 50 rounds a month through it. I have no intention of getting caught up in the "my target group MUST be in the less than 2 inch range at 25 yard on a bench rest before I buy it" category.
I want something that when the shit hits the fan, I can put thousands of rounds through it without needing to worry if the barrel can take it or if it will repeatedly misfire.
That's not much to ask, is it?
Next step? A Ruper GP 100. Hell, I even saw a VERY nice Taurus 8 shot. Sweet looking little thing in a 6 inch barrel.
Then a carry pistol (with holster, natch!)
Then a conceled weapons permit class.
Anyone care to share thoughts?
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