Sunday - September 19, 2004

Dan Rather Was Born A WOMAN!!!!

Arrrr!  Ye scurvy dogs!  Listen up to yer Cap’n!!

This is quite the turnabout I’d consider to be fair play given Dan Blather’s refusal to come to grips with the parrot shit he’s foisted on Americans fer so long.

It starts thusly:

Newly discovered documents revealed that Dan Rather was really born a woman! The shocking discovery came after documents were discovered, signed by a doctor (now dead) and recovered from a hospital (before all its remaining records were destroyed by fire.)

Read the rest here.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/19/2004 at 01:13 PM   
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Play Ball!

Earlier this week, HBO premiered a new documentary entitled Nine Innings from Ground Zero.  The documentary tells the story of the 2001 Yankees and the hope and optimism their run in the World Series brought back to the people of America following September 11th.  Through interviews with players, fans, families, and even the President, the film recalls a difficult time that we came through together. 

One segment of that documentary shows President George W. Bush throwing out the first pitch in Game Three.  We would like to share a clip with you:

Nine Innings From Ground Zero.

My favorite part was when Derek Jeter came up to President Bush just before he went out to throw the opening pitch and told the President, “don’t bounce it or they’ll boo ya”. Bush didn’t bounce it and his pitch went straight across the plate. The crowd went wild. I remember. Do you?

If you would like to see the rest of this powerful film, it will air again on the following dates, times, and channels:

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/19/2004 at 12:20 AM   
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   Saturday - September 18, 2004

It Finally Dawned On Me

Yep, in a sudden flash of brilliance I have come to the conclusion that if C-BS, Dan Rather, and all the media types that defend them for their abominable behavior in attempting to smear President Bush were toilet paper they would be unworthy and not fit to wipe my ass!

I’d rather use poison ivy leaves than have those scumbags get so close to me.

There......I’ve gotten it off my chest.  I feel better now.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/18/2004 at 08:42 AM   
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Go Ralphie, Baby!!

I don’t think we Republicans will need a “Nader advantage” this year as it appears the Clintons and their minions have effectively harpooned Kerry’s chances by advising him to focus on Vietnam but................Florida’s Supreme Court has ruled that Ralph Nader should be allowed to be on the ballot. HOORAY!!!

Dems and other moonbats have fought through the legal system (probably Edwards’ attorneys) to stop this but their cause is now lost.

Go RALPH!!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/18/2004 at 07:38 AM   
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   Friday - September 17, 2004

Let’s Have A Contest! Yay!

If you’ll check the SiteMeter at the bottom of the right sidebar, you’ll see that we’re about to go over 100,000 (yep, we’re almost actually in six figures finally) after nine months of blogging. No jokes about being in labor, OK?

We wanted to have a contest and award a prize but we may be too late for the 100,000 mark, which we should pass sometime tonight. So Vilmar decided to have a guessing game. We will let everyone guess when we’ll pass 102,000 and the person who guesses the closest gets a special prize ....

The winner will be moved to a new group on the blog site’s security settings. While in this new group, the lucky winner will be allowed to PUBLISH on this blog site. That’s right! The winner gets to publish regular posts just like Vilmar and I do. We will have to limit it to TEN posts by the winner ‘cause Vilmar and I jealously guard this blog from brain-dead splodydopes. We will provide the winner complete instructions on how to post (It’s REALLY easy!) and turn him or her loose on you all.

Who knows? We may let other members post occasionally if there is enough interest. As for the post below from “Ronald Reagan”, I was setting up the new security group and settings when suddenly my hair stood on end and the room here got real cold .... there was a swirl of wind around my keyboard and before I knew it the “Gipper” had slipped in. We kinda like having him back. He may appear again. You never know.

So, starting RIGHT NOW, leave your comment as to when you think we’ll pass 102,000 on this post. Hint: click on the SiteMeter icon and take a look at the “daily traffic” and averages for the last week and month - that will help you make a good guess.

Good Luck!

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/17/2004 at 05:59 PM   
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This Is A Test Of The Emergency Moonbat Broadcasting System ….

Well .... there you go again. You folks thought you could get rid of me.You were wrong. I am Ronald Reagan’s Ghost and I have infiltrated this blog. These good old boys here need a little guidance from “beyond the grave”, I think. So I came back to help out.

For starters, I have this to say, “MR. RATHER, TEAR DOWN THAT STONEWALL!”

So there!

I’ll be back ....

Posted by Ronald Reagan's Ghost     on 09/17/2004 at 05:48 PM   
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This is Disturbing

All of us have heard rumors about certain book stores taking the book, “Unfit for Command” off their shelves in an effort to show their disdain for President Bush.

I always felt this would be rather stupid on their part as they are in the business of making money.  However, when I read this article I became a bit disturbed.  Could this actually be taking place?  Anyone else hear anything about similar actions being taken at other stores?

Hey, don’t forget to read the online forum linked at the beginning of the story!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/17/2004 at 03:40 PM   
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Too Good To Pass Up

It’s not for lack of stuff out there to comment on but sometimes you see commentary at other blogger’s sites and you have to share.

So it is with Kim du Toit’s two posts over the past couple of days.  Where or how he finds this stuff I have no idea.  Maybe he’ll share with us.  But great stuff it is!

First off we have this offering about statistics.  You know, I get tired of the lefties always trying to present their numbers as so much gloom and doom.  Especially numbers dealing with deaths and the subsequent demands our law makers do something about it.  But check out these numbers and tell me if you feel there is much to worry about.  Frankly I always thought it was much ado about nothing but I’ll let you decide.

Here’s a snippet from his post.

For the year 2001, here are a few random odds of dying by injury (ranked in order of likelihood, to be read as “1 in _____"):

-----Unintentional Accidental Falls: 18,982

-----Car occupant: 19,075

-----Accidental poisoning by and exposure to noxious substances: 20,251

-----Assault by firearm: 25,123

-----Pedestrian: 46,960

-----Occupant of pick-up truck or van: 76,249

-----Exposure to smoke, fire and flames: 86,157

-----Complications of medical and surgical care and sequelae: 94,371

Then some unlikely ones, but which seem to get a lot of Press coverage for some reason:

-----Exposure to forces of nature (exposure, earthquake, lightning etc): 259,176

-----Drowning and submersion while in or falling into natural water: 270,487

-----Unintentional Accidental Firearms discharge: 355,479

-----Inhalation and ingestion of food causing obstruction of respiratory tract: 384,223

-----Drowning and submersion while in or falling into swimming-pool: 478,345

Go here to read what all he has to say on the subject.

Don’t forget to check on his source, too.

I kinda like the stats on death by fireworks---1 in 47,515,636!!!  I don’t know about you but I do not feel threatened by that.  Yet how many times have you heard the panty-waisted left demand we BAN fireworks?!?!?!?!

The other one was today’s post dealing with health care and a different blogger’s prescription for fixing it in the US. (yep, us bloggers love to cut and paste and copy and refer to one another, eh?)

Kim wishes he could take this list and nail it to Fuckface’s forehead with a six inch nail.  Frankly, I can’t think of a better idea.

Kim likes the one about making health care shitty. Personally I favor the part where hospitals can automatically begin the process of garnishment for those who seek care in emergency situations and then claim an inability to pay for it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/17/2004 at 03:07 PM   
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In support of gun ownership

Brazil recently passed a law outlawing possession of all guns unless owners register them AND prove they have a need for them, too.

So a bunch of cops go take a bus trip to a soccer game.  Thieves jump on the bus and clean ‘em out! HA HA HA HA!

Dumb shits!  Imagine 46 cops and not a gun among them!!!  But you can bet your ass the robbers had guns!!!!

They deserved it.  Stupid fucks!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/17/2004 at 01:22 PM   
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   Thursday - September 16, 2004

A Suggestion For See-BS

See-BS News executives and Dan Ra^ther are extremely pissed at the bloggers who recently broke the story about See-BS News’ use of forged documents to attack President Bush. In fact, one of the executives attempted to denigrate bloggers saying that we “sit around in their pajamas and type nonsense because they like Bush so much”. Well, to be honest about it, I usually sit here in a desert camo t-shirt and jeans when I’m at home blogging but since See-BS News’ ratings have dropped so badly since the recent fiasco broke, we want to help. We recommend Dan Rather start wearing the Official Barking Moonbat News Uniform (pictured below). These pajamas come with “feet” which might help Mr. Ra^ther avoid putting his foot further into his mouth (and we think the rubber duckies are so appropriate for Mr. Ra^ther).

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/16/2004 at 10:17 PM   
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OMIGOD!!!  We can only hope this is true!

Just read this. Do it!!!  You won’t regret it. 

Then when you come to paragraph 10 tell me you don’t feel as ecstatic as I do at the prospect that all these losers may actually check out after Bush wins in November.

Will it be like Alec Baldwin, though, promising to do something but never following through? Hell, I wrote to Alec and to that other Hollyweirdo asshole, Robert Altman, telling them I would gladly pay their airfare if they’d get the fuck out of the country----for good.

This is a better deal--for me.  It’s cheaper.  I’ll volunteer to lend these sorry gene pool-fouler assbites my pistol and as many bullets as they need to finish the job.

Man, I feel better already just thinking about the prospect of this taking place!   

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/16/2004 at 04:22 PM   
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Ridin’ The Storm Out

....CULLMAN-DE KALB-FRANKLIN TN-JACKSON-MADISON-MARSHALL-MORGAN- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF… CULLMAN… FORT PAYNE… GUNTERSVILLE… HARTSELLE… HUNTSVILLE… SCOTTSBORO… WINCHESTER 430 AM CDT THU SEP 16 2004

... WIND ADVISORY THROUGH 6 PM TONIGHT… ... HIGH WIND WARNING FROM 6 PM TONIGHT THROUGH 6 AM FRIDAY…

AS HURRICANE IVAN MOVES OVER WEST CENTRAL ALABAMA TODAY… WINDS WILL INCREASE IN PARTS OF NORTH CENTRAL ALABAMA… NORTHEAST ALABAMA… AND PARTS OF SOUTHERN MIDDLE TENNESSEE.

SUSTAINED EAST TO NORTHEAST WINDS OF 25 TO 35 MPH WILL OCCUR… WITH GUSTS OF AROUND 50 MPH DURING THE DAY… THEN INCREASE TONIGHT TO 30 TO 45 MPH WITH GUSTS OF AROUND 60 MPH.

TAKE PRECAUTIONS NOW BY SECURING TRASH CANS… LAWN FURNITURE… AND OTHER LOOSE OR LIGHTWEIGHT OUTDOOR OBJECTS. DRIVERS OF VANS… CAMPERS… TRAILERS… AND OTHER HIGH-PROFILE VEHICLES SHOULD BE ALERT TO THE DANGER OF THESE WINDS… ESPECIALLY ON ROADS THAT RUN NORTH TO SOUTH....

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A Common Enemy

They shut down our office at noon today and sent everyone home. Winds are gusting up to 50 mph with a hard driving rain but it looks like Ivan will blow himself out over us here. Trees are dancing merrily outside my house but I don’t think any of them will come down unless we get some of those tornados that Ivan spawned in the southern part of the state this morning. I’ve got my fingers crossed.

Anyway, I got home, checked the house and settled down in my recliner with the current issue of The Weekly Standard. I did fine until I got to page 17 where I found the picture below and an excellent article by Fred Kagan entitled “One War, Many Fronts”. When I saw the picture and read the article about our need to let the Russians know that we are on their side in this war against a common enemy, I knew I had to share the picture with you. I checked the blog and saw the pictures of Vilmar’s new granddaughter before posting this. I shouldn’t have. Now, all I can think of is how madmen overseas want to do the same thing to little Trinity that they did to the child in this picture .... who was someone’s precious pride and joy. Burn this image into your brain, people. This is what our common enemy rejoices in accomplishing ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/16/2004 at 12:51 PM   
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Rock Loses Another Great

On a sad note (no pun intended) Johnny Ramone died yesterday.

Who’s Johnny Ramone?  The co-founder of The Ramones, famous for their single “I wanna be sedated” and famous for never having had a song in the Top 40 but responsible for influencing bands like Nirvana and Green Day as well as Bruce Springsteen.  I have one of the CDs and I do not think any of their songs went over 3 minutes in length while most were just over 2 minutes long---something else they were noted for.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/16/2004 at 07:22 AM   
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