Friday - September 24, 2004

Shorties

Guess who supports President Bush? (hark back to Gomer Pyle as you say this) Suh-Prahze!!!  Suh-Prahze!!!  Suh-Prahze!!!

The guy who’s CEO of C-B.S.’ parent company!! 

Why?

“Republican values are what U.S. companies need. ”

You gotta love a politician who advocates that repeat, career criminals who are poor would be denied free health care. I LOVE that idea!!!! 

Surely you’ve heard the brouhaha surrounding the car-giveaway stunt Oprah Winfrey pulled, right?  Audience members are now complaining they have to pay the federal taxes on the “gifts.”

I would not be surprised if half those assclowns already pay no taxes because they are not employed.

What better way to introduce them to the reality of tax burdens and complexity of tax laws? Flat tax anyone?

Want to know why medical care costs so much?  You need only thank Bill “FUCKWAD” Clinton for signing an executive order:

“mandating that all physicians, clinics, hospitals and other medical care providers who receive Medicare and Medicaid reimbursement for treating patients with limited English proficiency, or LEP, provide to those patients full interpreter and translator services in their own languages.”

Considering there are about 500 different languages spoken in the US, think of the logistics nightmare of having to contact a translator for some obscure piece of shit language before you operate or treat a patient.

Then again, why the hell hasn’t President Bush UNSIGNED that order?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/24/2004 at 10:47 AM   
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Triple Threat

Teresa Heinz Kerry says the “Evil Bushies” are just waiting until right before the election to announce they have captured Osama bin Laden. It’s all a great big conspiracy to re-elect the criminal Bushitler, according to Senator Kerry’s “sugar-mommy”. The poor little dear has been hanging out with Democraps so long that she is starting to buy into their looney conspiracy theories. Of course, if the Army and the CIA actually manage to capture Osama in the near future, they will have to keep him under wraps until after the election or else the Democraps will start screaming “SEE!! SEE!! WE TOLD YOU SO!” .... I can’t take much more of their babbling bullshit. Will someone please rid me of these parasites?

In Scotland they’ve managed to train dogs to sniff out cancer. That’s right, the dogs can sniff a person’s urine and tell if that person has bladder cancer. We can go them one better .... we have a moonbatdog (Batty) who can sniff out stupidity, lunacy, idiocy and just general lazy hypocricy in people. All he has to do is stare into a person’s eyes for a few seconds .... if he detects any of the previously mentioned traits, he immediately bites a huge hunk out of the moonbat before he or she even has a chance to bark. See him up there in the right upper corner of the page? Stare into his eyes for a little while. Do you feel teeth in your ass? If not, you are welcome to stay here and split a keg with us.

Finally, I have decided today to plant explosive charges all along the several hundred mile long San Andreas Fault. After reading this story about the latest hijinks of the “girlie-men” legislators in the Land Of Californicators, I have decided the people in California are no longer needed for any further entertainment. Over the years, I have laughed myself silly at their devious attempts to prove themselves stupider than the French or the Canadians (or the French Canadians). However, when I read that story I felt the Moonbats in California have gone too far. I figure I’ll need about six million tons of C-4 to do the job right and slide those fuckers off into the soothing waters of the Pacific where they can “sleep with the fishes”. So click on the PayPal or Amazon links on the right and donate today for the “CA-C4-DEEP-SEA” Fund. All donations are tax deductible. Except in states beginning with the letters A through Z.

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/24/2004 at 09:11 AM   
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Klingons For Kerry?

The Earth committee of the Klingon Empire met in Portland, Oregon (where else would you expect to find Klingons?) and decided to endorse John Kerry.

“On the home world, if there had been a contested election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would be for Gore to kill Bush,” explained Khraanik (Earth name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast Portland. “Or the other way around. And then ascend to the head of the High Council.”

Now we know which “foreign leaders” Kerry was referring to recently when he talked about support for his campaign overseas. We are still awaiting word from the Vulcans and Romulans on their position in the upcoming race. Live long and prosper.

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   Thursday - September 23, 2004

What A Disappointment!!!

If you are like me, when you see a headline lie the one below, your heart races a bit, a smile comes to your lips, and endless possibilities of how this could have occured gleefully enter your mind.  Your finger races to the left-mouse clicker and you wait in breathless anticipation to read the first bit of good news of the day.

Elton John explodes in Taiwan...

Imagine my disappointment when I clicked on the link and found out the son of a bitch was still alive. 

Damn!!!

I may be wrong but when looking at this photo doesn’t this assbite look like a nasty, run-down, unkempt turd burglar?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/23/2004 at 08:57 AM   
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   Tuesday - September 21, 2004

Weird Bits

Political correctness is alive and well in Florida. A recent law requires municipalities to identify and propose new names for locations deemed politically incorrect.  Soon we will lose colorful names like:  Jap Rock, Negro Island, Jewfish Creek and Cracker Swamp

Since the original intent behind the naming of these places is not known guess what government must now do?

“ We need to figure out whether or not it was done in a derogatory manner.”

Can anyone say, “re-writing history?”

This shit pisses me off and I can only hope local municipalities tell the state to go fuck off!

Speaking of determining intent, read this and think hard about what will happen to your trusts after you die. Especially if you are fortunate enough to die with a shitload of money and leave things to museums and such.

Seems a trust with a large art collection left behind at the death of a collector was mismanaged and some people (notably big art houses/museums and the like) want it moved to a more favorable location (to benefit them, of course.) The problem is the trust stipulated:

“that no part of it may be lent, sold or rearranged in any way. ”

Maybe this does not affect you because you are not leaving behind a trust but if you do, beware.  Should the Association of Art Museum Directors win this case, it will set precedent that donor agreements can be torn up at will.

Remember Marion Barry, the crackhead mayor of DC?  To give you any indication of the level of intelligence the people living in DC possess, we find that Marion has won a seat on the City’s Commission! Then again, what do you exepct from those folks?  FORONS!!  They deserve whatever shit happens to them now.

What is it about Black folks that make them do stupid things like this.  Have they no pride?

Sitting on bar stools causes pregnancies?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/21/2004 at 06:06 PM   
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

Two announcements first thing today.

Number 1:

We have a winner!!!!

Yep, we have a winner in our contest to pick the date and time closest to when we’d hit 102,000 visitors.

And the winner is............

(drum roll, please.....)

DOTTIE!!!

She picked Monday, 5 PM and we totaled over at about 8:15 PM so she was within 3 hours or so of the correct time.

So, Dottie, please send me an email when you are ready to post the first of your 10 guest entries and I will explain how you go about doing so, OK?

Number 2:

If you read what happened in history today you’ll get set up for what’s going on.  Allan has left us for a few days to help his family clean up from the mess Ivan caused.

He was pretty stressed out at not having been able to contact his son since last week and yesterday was finally able to.  The family is well but the place is trashed.  I am sure all of us are relieved no one was hurt.  It makes cleaning up much easier to deal with.

To give you an idea of what it might be like in the panhandle of Florida or southern Alabama right now, think about what you would do if your home was trashed, you had no electricity, the prospects for electricity repairs are dim and may take months and hundreds of your neighbors are in the same boat meaning finding contractors to do repairs is difficult.

---Where do you live?  A hotel for months?  IS there a hotel near by to go to or is the nearest one dozens of miles away?  Do you live in a tent in your yard? How long before you are at each others’ throats in a small room or tent ?
---What about going to work?  IS there work to go to or did it get wiped out, too?
---If your job is still there how long can you stay away to clean up?
---Got kids? What about schools and meals for them?  Any busses running? For that matter are the roads passable? If the school is trashed where do you send them AND deal with all the above?

Lots of things to think about, eh?  And I’ve only begun to scratch the surface.

Anyway, Allan should be back Friday so along with me I hope you all wish him and his family well.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/21/2004 at 05:31 AM   
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   Monday - September 20, 2004

Odd Bits

And The Reason They Need Nuclear Reactors is.....?

I don’t know about you but when oil is bubbling up through the ground into your village and its homes and your country is sitting on MASSIVE oil reserves capable of handling all your power needs for decades to come, will you explain to me again why it is you need nuclear reactors?

Ya know, sometimes all this bleating and demanding that people engage in for individual rights, self determination, etc. really gets on my nerves.

But being the cuddly, kind hearted, compassionate son of a bitch I am, I go along and play their silly game.

What’s got my dander?  A couple living in a gated community.  They’re both blind.  They have guide dogs. The dogs shit on the streets.  They don’t pick it up.  They got summoned to court for it.  They feel they don’t have to abide by those rules requiring dog shit be policed up.

Their defense?

“the association never told the couple not to use the streets.”

Sorry, I don’t buy it.  Fine the fuck out of ‘em!  Their disability should not generate any special treatment.

How about a story of a dumbass that Darwin took care of for us.

His apartment burned.  He decided he’d rappel into the place before it was repaired.  Rope broke.  He died.

Of course, everyone says he was a great boy. Sorry, I don’t buy it.  Read the following and tell me if it’s not code for a gang-bangin’ trouble maker:

“He always knew how to put a smile on someone’s face,” said Osano Dallas’ best friend, Tony Sweet. Sweet said Dallas lived with him for a nine-month stretch last year while he had some problems at home.

Problems at home?  As for putting smiles on peoples’ faces---hmmmm, he probably sold them dope.

“If the party was dead he would make everyone get up and dance,” Jocelyn Militrano said. “He would just come up out of nowhere and talk to you if you were alone. He made everyone feel comfortable.”

A chatterbox all wound up on crank will do the same thing.  Can’t sit still.

Willie Pelsey, tenant association president, said despite a rough upbringing, Dallas was a sweet boy.  “The kid was so talented,” he said. “He loved music. He could dance. He loved to draw. He drew all over the halls in the hallway.”

Need I say any more?

Ahhh, well, one less mouth to feed.  Thank God for small favors.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/20/2004 at 12:53 PM   
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   Sunday - September 19, 2004

Dan Rather Was Born A WOMAN!!!!

Arrrr!  Ye scurvy dogs!  Listen up to yer Cap’n!!

This is quite the turnabout I’d consider to be fair play given Dan Blather’s refusal to come to grips with the parrot shit he’s foisted on Americans fer so long.

It starts thusly:

Newly discovered documents revealed that Dan Rather was really born a woman! The shocking discovery came after documents were discovered, signed by a doctor (now dead) and recovered from a hospital (before all its remaining records were destroyed by fire.)

Read the rest here.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/19/2004 at 01:13 PM   
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Play Ball!

Earlier this week, HBO premiered a new documentary entitled Nine Innings from Ground Zero.  The documentary tells the story of the 2001 Yankees and the hope and optimism their run in the World Series brought back to the people of America following September 11th.  Through interviews with players, fans, families, and even the President, the film recalls a difficult time that we came through together. 

One segment of that documentary shows President George W. Bush throwing out the first pitch in Game Three.  We would like to share a clip with you:

Nine Innings From Ground Zero.

My favorite part was when Derek Jeter came up to President Bush just before he went out to throw the opening pitch and told the President, “don’t bounce it or they’ll boo ya”. Bush didn’t bounce it and his pitch went straight across the plate. The crowd went wild. I remember. Do you?

If you would like to see the rest of this powerful film, it will air again on the following dates, times, and channels:

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/19/2004 at 12:20 AM   
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   Saturday - September 18, 2004

It Finally Dawned On Me

Yep, in a sudden flash of brilliance I have come to the conclusion that if C-BS, Dan Rather, and all the media types that defend them for their abominable behavior in attempting to smear President Bush were toilet paper they would be unworthy and not fit to wipe my ass!

I’d rather use poison ivy leaves than have those scumbags get so close to me.

There......I’ve gotten it off my chest.  I feel better now.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/18/2004 at 08:42 AM   
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Go Ralphie, Baby!!

I don’t think we Republicans will need a “Nader advantage” this year as it appears the Clintons and their minions have effectively harpooned Kerry’s chances by advising him to focus on Vietnam but................Florida’s Supreme Court has ruled that Ralph Nader should be allowed to be on the ballot. HOORAY!!!

Dems and other moonbats have fought through the legal system (probably Edwards’ attorneys) to stop this but their cause is now lost.

Go RALPH!!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/18/2004 at 07:38 AM   
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   Friday - September 17, 2004

Let’s Have A Contest! Yay!

If you’ll check the SiteMeter at the bottom of the right sidebar, you’ll see that we’re about to go over 100,000 (yep, we’re almost actually in six figures finally) after nine months of blogging. No jokes about being in labor, OK?

We wanted to have a contest and award a prize but we may be too late for the 100,000 mark, which we should pass sometime tonight. So Vilmar decided to have a guessing game. We will let everyone guess when we’ll pass 102,000 and the person who guesses the closest gets a special prize ....

The winner will be moved to a new group on the blog site’s security settings. While in this new group, the lucky winner will be allowed to PUBLISH on this blog site. That’s right! The winner gets to publish regular posts just like Vilmar and I do. We will have to limit it to TEN posts by the winner ‘cause Vilmar and I jealously guard this blog from brain-dead splodydopes. We will provide the winner complete instructions on how to post (It’s REALLY easy!) and turn him or her loose on you all.

Who knows? We may let other members post occasionally if there is enough interest. As for the post below from “Ronald Reagan”, I was setting up the new security group and settings when suddenly my hair stood on end and the room here got real cold .... there was a swirl of wind around my keyboard and before I knew it the “Gipper” had slipped in. We kinda like having him back. He may appear again. You never know.

So, starting RIGHT NOW, leave your comment as to when you think we’ll pass 102,000 on this post. Hint: click on the SiteMeter icon and take a look at the “daily traffic” and averages for the last week and month - that will help you make a good guess.

Good Luck!

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/17/2004 at 05:59 PM   
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This Is A Test Of The Emergency Moonbat Broadcasting System ….

Well .... there you go again. You folks thought you could get rid of me.You were wrong. I am Ronald Reagan’s Ghost and I have infiltrated this blog. These good old boys here need a little guidance from “beyond the grave”, I think. So I came back to help out.

For starters, I have this to say, “MR. RATHER, TEAR DOWN THAT STONEWALL!”

So there!

I’ll be back ....

Posted by Ronald Reagan's Ghost     on 09/17/2004 at 05:48 PM   
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This is Disturbing

All of us have heard rumors about certain book stores taking the book, “Unfit for Command” off their shelves in an effort to show their disdain for President Bush.

I always felt this would be rather stupid on their part as they are in the business of making money.  However, when I read this article I became a bit disturbed.  Could this actually be taking place?  Anyone else hear anything about similar actions being taken at other stores?

Hey, don’t forget to read the online forum linked at the beginning of the story!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/17/2004 at 03:40 PM   
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