Tuesday - January 27, 2004

Knights In White Satin

It's official. The British Empire has self-destructed. Or sold out. Take your pick.

   Monday - January 26, 2004

Quick Notes

Bullshit Alert: Palestine declares war on France (no, really).

Funny Stuff: Frank J treats us to another of his "In My World" literary masterpieces: Bush hires Jesus to help with the campaign. Mheh-he-he

Fish Story: Whatever you do, don't go in the water without one of these.

   Sunday - January 25, 2004

Why I Am A Cold Bastard

At first glance this is truly a sad case: a girl, thought to have witnessed a shooting, gets gunned down the next day execution style and a friend of hers gets nailed in the thigh.

But as I kept reading the article my blood ran hotter and hotter.

We have a situation where cops offer protection, the girl refuses, the girl gets shot, and mother blames the cops. As Gomer Pyle used to say, "SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!"

WTF,O?

But wait, there's more. The girl is shot at a friend's house but her mother said she had no idea who lived at that house or what her daughter was doing there.

But wait, there's more. The adults at this place did not even mention to the cops that the girl was killed!!! But they did say the friend was injured.

But wait, there's even more!!! This 14 year old was still in Junior High!!

Beginning to see a pattern?

But wait! Here's the clincher! While this woman's daughter who is an apparent target of reprisal, who hangs around with a bad crowd, who stays out late at night, who skips class, etc. decides to stay at home (but apparently later changes her mind to go elsewhere, the mother, ON WELFARE, has money to go clubbing.

This is a favorite scenario of the moonbat Dummycrats in this country with the exception being that you'll never hear about the running around, welfare, dropping out, nonsense. All you'll hear is that mean spirited Republicans refuse to spend more of your money to continue giving this mother welfare or to give more money for the education system (yeah, as if any amount of money given to educrats would make this kid stay in class!)

And you wonder why I hate panty waisted, liberal, yellow bellied socialists? This kind of story hardens me even more in my position that we ought to outright sacrifice an entire generation, cut off all aid, let the chips fall where they may and do away with almost ALL social programs.

In the past, churches and charities used to do this sort of work. Now you have activist race-baiting ministers in churches and charities find their donations going down because people like me feel that as long as government thinks they can run these programs and steal my money for the privilege, charities get no more.

It's time government got out of the social program business and allowed the aforementioned organizations to resume their work.

   Saturday - January 24, 2004

Do I hear 7,000, 8,000, 9,000 for this virgin?

Given the sudden downward spiral of morals in the world, I was nevertheless appalled (but not surprised) to read this article about this lesbian in England who wants to sell her virginity in order to pay for her studies at university.

At first I thought it was a joke. Then I continued reading it and saw the liberal press attempting to turn her into a Joan of Arc figurehead (as opposed to maidenhead!??!) for sacrificing herself because of oppression from the evil government who won't protect her and pay for her education.

Read how her mom is "outraged." At what, might you ask? Surely not about how, as a mother she was not able to instill proper values into her child, right? You can be assured that is not it. What a cretin!

Gasp as you learn that this girl would rather prostitute herself rather than let her studies suffer. Say what? Can someone please explain that correlation to me? Poor baby will leave university 15,000 pounds (about $24,000) in debt. Shit, that's nothing. What a whiner.

This headline grabbing sorry excuse for a human being just wants attention and has found it. I can see it now: the lucky winner beds her, and then "unh! unh! unh!, OK get off! That's it. I am no longer a virgin. Leave or I will scream RAPE!!!"

Oh, and get this: she's never seen a man naked. Uh-huh! Yeah, right!

One more thing: see if you can follow the math in this story. She says she will leave school 15,000 pound in debt. The government picks up somewhat less than half her expenses. So if we assume her expenses are 7,500 pounds, that leaves her with having to pay 4,500 on her own. Stay with me here. She makes 4.50 an hour and works three 12 hour shifts a week. For 50 weeks that adds up to over 8000 pounds a year. Even if the government taxes her at 35%, explain to me again how she can not afford this and why she will leave school with so much debt?

What bullshit.

And to hear this whiny bitch you'd think it was all the government's fault. No wonder the UK has so many problems with their youth.

She qualifies as moonbat of the week, I think. Let's see what the rest of the week brings.

Only In South Florida

If you are going to rob a 7-Eleven store with a gun, make sure you do one little thing ....... bring the right caliber bullets. This Darwin Candidate forgot this simple fact about guns: a .40 caliber bullet will not fit in a .22 caliber gun. Of course you realize you can only find people this stupid in south Florida. Can we put everything south of Orlando up for bid on E-bay? Maybe Spain will buy it back. Hell, we'll even throw in several boxes of dangling chads to sweeten the deal.

Guilty!

You knew it was coming so why are you surprised? Kobe Bryant's lawyers have decided to play the race card. Ask yourself this: if Kobe is really innocent then why do his lawyers have to drag the issue of race into this mess?

Community Vouchers For Illegal Aliens

President Bush has done a lot of good for the country over the last three years but he recently proposed a new Immigration Plan that is straight out of the Moonbat Playbook. He has proposed opening the floodgates and letting in more immigrants and giving amnesty to illegal aliens already residing here. This is obviously a political ploy to pander to the large Hispanic population. And it stinks. Opposition has already begun from all quarters. However, Steve D. Miller has an alternative plan that might make sense: issue vouchers or visas to communities and allow local communities to decide how many visas to issue depending on how many immigrants they need. These visas could be traded to other communities if they were not all used. Hmmmmm. Sounds good to me.

-- (Thanks to Steve C.)

When is an African American not one?

So, when is an African American NOT an African American?

Apparently when you are from Africa and WHITE. Given American penchant for hyphenating names, this white boy DEFINITELY is an African American. So when some friends nominate him for the "Distinguished African American Student Award", they end up getting disciplined. Either someone at that school can't take a joke or they are taking themselves MUCH too seriously.

As a matter of fact, having come from South Africa 6 years ago, his legal claim to the title is infinitely more valid than virtually 99.9% of those who claim African American heritage in the USA today and most of whom could probably not name three countries in Africa much less ever having BEEN to anywhere in Africa.

Yeah, yeah, it was a bit over the top but these are high school kids. Would we rather they be out vandalizing neighborhoods, engaging in wanton sexual acts or indulging themselves with drugs, alcohol and tobacco?

Sounds like one for the ACLU. But don't hold your breath.

Isn't it time we stop this hyphenation nonsense? I much preferred it when we had white, black, yellow, red. But I guess you'll now call me a racist pig, right?

   Thursday - January 22, 2004

The Gene Pool Needs some Bleach

In an earlier post I ranted about how human beings are becoming weak and unable to handle stressful situations.

This article details how some Americans, unable to deal with President Bush's newest proposals on immigrants, are seeking professional counseling to help them with the stress and fear they are feeling.

I think it is time I hung out a shingle to offer counseling to these people for about a buck apiece. I promise the sessions will be quick, to the point and guaranteed to completely free them from their self-imposed feelings of despair.

How can I offer such a deal? Easy. I have an arrangement with a couple of brothers named, appropriately enough, Smith and Wesson. A simple caress.............on the hair trigger of a 40 cal semi-automatic and it's, "hello, St. Peter!!"

Now, as for the illegal immigrants...............................hmmmmm, I think it is time for Mr. Thompson to make an appearance.

The Power of the Internet to Shock

This one is short and not-so-sweet.

Check out this link for a story about the novel way one county is using the Internet.

Then jump to this link to see the actual results.

Find anyone you know?

Gun grabbers would have preferred this homeowner dead

I first saw this several weeks ago and let me tell you, if this homeowner gets found guilty then our justice system needs to be re-named The United States IN-justice System.

Read this article about how this man's house and home was assaulted not once but twice. Keep reading to see how the piece of shit burglar had already been arrested 30 times before.

And then read the eloquent letter he wrote the newspaper.

This man is a HERO in my book. The only thing I regret is that the burglar is still alive.

Yeah, you may find me callous and cruel on this because, after all, he's only a burglar. It's not like he killed anyone in any previous crime. At least that's the party line the bed-wetting liberals would have you believe. I believe differently. If he has not learned his lesson after having been arrested so many times and then has the balls to assault this man's house twice--he deserved to have been shot AND KILLED. Apparently the gun grabbing moonbat liberals think all criminals have rights to assault anyone they please and given their propensity for advocating stricter and stricter gun laws, the only logical conclusion I can come to is that the homeowner in this case (and his kids) should have become sacrificial lambs at the altar of lawlessness.

A bullet to the head means no more wasting time and money or resources on getting the perp to trial, putting him up in prison, and forcing innocent people to go to court and re-live their nightmares for weeks and months and years on end.

Caution: You Are Now Entering An Anti-PC Zone

In my work I have to fly quite often and there is one airline that I always feel comfortable on: Southwest Airlines. Why? Two reasons: (1) because they do not assign seats and just let you plop down wherever you want and (2) their flight attendats are the friendliest and most courteous people in the air. Once, when I was waiting for a flight to take off from Birmingham, AL the attendants and even the co-pilot kept us entertained with games (and prizes!) during our delay. Why can't other airlines be like this? It sure makes the ordeal of flying much more endurable. But I digress ....

On a recent flight, the flight attendant told a silly rhyme to let the passengers know they needed to get seated and buckle up. The rhyme was "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe - Pick A Seat, We Gotta Go". Funny? Yeah, most of the passengers thought so. However, two African-American women were offended and claimed the poem was racially insensitive since it was derived (supposedly) from an old racist poem. You guessed it - they sued Southwest Airlines.

Yesterday the jury returned a verdict - for Southwest. The jurors decided the two women were just full of crap. Which they were.

Personally, I'm getting more than a little pissed about people getting offended by every little remark someone else makes. This PC-shit has gone far enough. It is time for the revolution to begin. Gird your loins and prepare to do battle against the moonbats who would muzzle all of us. Arise, honest people of the world and throw off the chains of this verbal censorship!

The Barking Moonbat Early Warning System is hereby declared an "Anti-Politically Correct Zone". Deal with it.

A RANT ABOUT GLOBALIZATION

Sorry, gotta vent.

I just read my local paper and saw the letters to the editor where people are bitching and moaning about jobs leaving the US.

Obviously these people do not understand capitalism and globalization. Do I support globalization 100%? No. But then, do I approve of everything the US government does? No, too. I don't even approve of everything I do.

So I fired off the following to the leftists that run the editorial board of the St. Pete Times in Tampa.

Go ahead, try to prove I am wrong.

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Having seen the articles and some commentary bemoaning the fact that companies are taking jobs overseas, let me remind the readers that for the most part their lamentation over “everything” being made overseas is due to their insistent cry for “better, cheaper, more.”

They lust for possessions. How many of them have so many clothes, shoes, CDs, DVDs, electronic appliances, etc. that their garages or attics or closets are repositories for boxes of these things? We certainly don’t lack garage sales, do we? It is their desire for profit (as investors) or their propensity to buy “cheap” that forces companies to do what they do.

But to look in the mirror and blame themselves is anathema for hypocrites like them. They’d rather blame a corporation, those “EVIL” capitalists.

I’ll even jump to the other side and pretend I am a kind-hearted, warm, loving individual who pours out empathy and caring by saying this: for all who insist companies stay in the US, would you force those who are less fortunate than you to pay higher prices for goods? Because that’s what would happen. The poor would be even poorer as everything would be more expensive for them: the mother trying to buy clothes for her school kids, the father needing a good car to get to work, etc.

So here is my suggestion for the idealist amongst you readers:

How about all of you not buy that next wide screen TV, put your money where your mouths are and join forces to start a manufacturing company for retail goods here in the US? Report to us all in 3 years how successful you were selling your merchandise at a higher price because your labor cost were high (only unionized American workers, no illegals!), capital equipment investment was high (all your machine MUST be made in the US by unionized American workers, no illegals), raw goods costs were high (they MUST be made in the US by unionized American workers, no illegals) all the while you tried to stay competitive with overseas companies and make a profit while paying ever higher taxes (you are, after all, a corporation and should pay more!!!), fighting bloated environmental regulations, and fighting local and state bureaucracies.

I'll have your bankruptcy papers waiting. They’ll be with my American legal firm.

If you are still with me and want to read a bit more, read Dr. Walter E. Williams' piece about our standard of living.

   Wednesday - January 21, 2004

Somebody pass me the prozac or zanax or zoloft or hash pipe or something

I was going along this morning, just minding my own business, about as happy as a pig in, well, you know what pigs do...., when I saw this headline.

As syndicated talk show host Glenn Beck is so fond of saying, I had to stop, run out to the garage, get the duct tape and wrap it tightly around my head before I could go back inside.

You see, had I not done so, my head would have exploded from the absolute ludicrousness of this article.

ACADEMICS want to charge British troops with a war crime in the International Criminal Court for their use of the cluster bomb in Iraq!! (OOOHH, I feel my skull bulging in and out in ever more quickly, throbbing pulses) What was never mentioned was the number that could be atributed to STUPID Iraqis walking around picking up things that have a tendency to go BOOM!!! After all, we've all read about how some of them were caught mucking about trying to sell metal objects filled with radioactivity, right?

ACADEMICS, for Christ's sake. If I were a general in the British military I might be tempted to invite these moonbats and their entire extended families to a nice little picnic along the Thames and then have the RAF strafe them with cluster bombs. At least we'd be assured of a small cleansing of the human gene pool.

Of particular note was their comment that they could not prosecute us because we never signed up to the ICC. England did. Stupid fucks. That'll teach 'em.

Now, if we could only make sure we never elect people stupid enough to sign us to that......................

For more on the ICC, read here. Thank God president Bush UN-signed what cigar-abuser Clinton signed before leaving office!

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