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Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

calendar   Tuesday - May 31, 2005

Amnesty Internationale

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Mike Thompson, Detroit, Michigan, The Detroit Free Press


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Posted by Ronald Reagan's Ghost   United States  on 05/31/2005 at 11:18 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - May 28, 2005

Shoot First and ask questions later

If this guy gets elected we need to nuke Iran immediately.

Tehran, 27 May (AKI) - Hojatolislam Gholam Reza Hasani, a representative of Iran’s supreme spiritual leader, Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei, in Iranian Azerbaijan, has no doubts as to who to vote for in the next presidential elections on 17 June. “You need to vote for Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani,” said Hasani. “This way we will finally be able to have for ourselves the atomic bomb to fairly stand up to Israeli weapons,” said Hasani.


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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 05/28/2005 at 11:09 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - May 26, 2005

Quote Of The Day

Why, they ask, when it comes to Arabs, should the whole world be involved?

Egyptian presidential candidate Nawal al-Sadawi says Arab countries have never tried to interfere in the internal affairs of other countries.

Read the rest at Al-Jizz while you try to figure out why “9/11” is not considered “interference”.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 05/26/2005 at 08:18 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - May 19, 2005

Toilet News from Down Under

Those crazy Aussies have developed toilet technology which can destroy the Quran. We have a toilet gap developing here.

Householders in the city of Sale in Victoria’s south-east area are being warned to batten down their toilet lids next week.

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Update: The American plumbing industry is fighting back. The toilet gap is narrowing.

An American toilet manufacturer is currently designing a new model that will “flush the bulkiest of Korans,” sources said yesterday.

A spokesman for Krap King, Inc. said the company would have the new “Islamoflusher” model in stores for the spring, when Americans do their most flushing – sacred religious texts included. The new toilet would “help prevent and possibly eliminate” situations like the recent Newsweek story, which reported that American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay flushed a Koran down the toilet to “intimidate” suspected terrorists.

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 05/19/2005 at 10:41 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - May 04, 2005

Open Forum: The End Times

It is November, 2008. Hillary Rodham Clinton has just been elected President over Republican challenger Jeb Bush in a narrow, contested election that required a recount in two states, Washington and Illinois. What will you do? How will you react? Will you threaten to move to Canada or France? How do you think the Dummycraps will act? Will Babs Streisand finally shut up? Will Bill Clinton reside in the White House or become the new UN Ambassador? Leave your predictions in the comments and be sure to wash your hands before leaving. Now, let’s play “what if” ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 05/04/2005 at 07:27 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - April 28, 2005

Well, well, look at what we have here

UN Probes German Companies in Oil for Food Scandal

German companies are also involved in the kickback scandal looming over the oil for food program. United Nations investigators recently requested exports files on 50 German firms from the Foreign Ministry.

Isn’t it interesting how, one by one, all of the countries that were so “opposed” to the invasion of Iraq and the toppling of Saddam’s regime, are being found out as participating of this cluster-fornication of a program?

Bankers in the city along the Rhone River did brisk business with Saddam, even during the United Nations embargo. Saddam’s followers secretly demanded their piece of the pie: those “pieces” were shares of inflated bills issued to corporations planning to supply goods to Baghdad as part of the oil-for-food program. As one of several channels, one account held at the tony Geneva private bank Safdie could be used to transfer these kickbacks.

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 04/28/2005 at 12:23 PM   
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calendar   Thursday - April 21, 2005

Well I love it too babe, Let me give it a kiss

“I heart my vagina” buttons and t-shirts are catching on with female high school students in Winona, MN. The male students are wearing buttons and t-shirts that say “I Support Your Vagina.” I was a teenage boy once, and support is not what I had in mind as far as vaginas were concerned. What would happen if someone wore a t-shirt to school that said, “I heartmy pecker”, I wonder?

The ACLU is sending in lawyers.


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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/21/2005 at 03:52 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 20, 2005

More News from Tomorrow Land

New Zealand is one of the most beautiful places on the planet, and hotdamn, they know how to party down too. Nitrous Oxide at a 13 year old’s birthday party!

A father providing nitrous oxide for his 13-year-old’s birthday party is one example of the substance’s widespread reach into New Zealand society, a leading drug counsellor says.
Alcohol and Drug Association manager Cate Kearney said the story of the birthday party “treat” came to light after the father called her organisation’s hotline to check ways to provide “safe and responsible” access to nitrous oxide – or nos – at the teen party.

Our Kiwi correspondent from the future, Illegitimi Non Carborundum, writes all the articles on his blog, while under the influence of Nitrous. Visit tomorrow, today, for an alternative view of reality.

New Zealand Waterfall

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Wild New Zealand Party Animal

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New Zealand Mud Pool

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Posted by Yellow Dog   United States  on 04/20/2005 at 12:24 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - April 13, 2005

Madness At School

If this were my daughter, I would be lying in wait, in the dark .... and everybody involved would be subject to a massive beating, at the very least. You all know my feelings about pedophiles and anybody who would harm a child. It makes my blood boil.

But this? This is pure animal activity ....

COLUMBUS, Ohio—A 16-year-old disabled girl was punched and forced to engage in videotaped sexual acts with several boys in a high school auditorium as dozens of students watched, according to witnesses.

Authorities are investigating and no charges have been filed in the alleged attack last month at Mifflin High School. Four boys suspected of involvement were sent home and have not returned to class.

Everything about this story screams at my sense of decency. If I were the girl’s father, there is no telling what I might do to all parties involved and that includes the school staff and the students who sat back, watched and did nothing to stop it. I can guarantee this .... whatever I did, it would involve a lot of pain and no one would ever know about it. I think the four boys would go nicely with some fava beans though (reference: Hannibal Lector).


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/13/2005 at 06:18 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - April 07, 2005

Evening Snacks

bat Pope John Paul II is now a comic-book superhero. Rocky and Bullwinkle retire.


bat Congress votes to extend Daylight Savings Time, reject plan to reduce energy dependency. Why do you think they call it CON-gress? It’s the opposite of PRO-gress.


bat Cookie Monster going on cookie diet to help kids. Now eats only carrots, cabbage, cauliflower and other crap.


bat The UN finally paid their $90k back rent to the Congo. Eviction papers withdrawn. Bad mistake.


bat SmellyTV has finally been developed. Now, in addition to plots that stink you can smell the actor’s socks too.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 04/07/2005 at 07:32 PM   
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calendar   Friday - April 01, 2005

Two Asshats In The News

Two Asshats In The News

If both these pieces of crap dropped dead I would shed no tears.

One is that BITCH, WHORE, TRAITOR Jane Fonda (fonda what, I wonder?) who all of a sudden is beginning to feel remorse for her heinous actions in North Vietnam which most likely resulted in the deaths of many US soldiers.  I wonder how many commies she balled while she was there?

BITCH!  ROAST IN HELL!!!  It’s a little too late for your self-exculpations.

The other is Sandy “Burglar” Berger who “accidentally" stuffed his trousers, underwear and socks with classified documents.

How the FUCK do you ACCIDENTALLY stuff your clothing with classified documents?  I had a high clearance and I an tell you right now that if I were to “TRULY” accidentally take a classified document home with me my life would be miserable in the military.  I’d be considered a security risk and would find it difficult to get any promotions.

Sandy?  He gets a slap on the wrist (3 year suspension of clearance and $10,000 fine) with no action taken to determine what happened to the documents never recovered (which, I presume, he also “accidentally” lost.)

More info here.

Is this justice?

Just what the hell did he steal?  We’ll never know, now.

A sudden death followed by an eternity in a burning hell is too good for these two pieces of shit.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 04/01/2005 at 09:30 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - March 29, 2005

Bring In The Clowns

As if poor Terri Schiavo doesn’t have enough problems, trying to die with dignity at the hands of her husband and a Florida judge, now she has to endure Jesse Jackson at her doorstep. Out of all the people involved in this, she may be the lucky one if she is truly unable to comprehend what is going on around her.

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/29/2005 at 02:04 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - March 27, 2005

Bat Bits

bat Activist sex, anyone? We now have dating and matchmaking services for Red People and for Blue People. I’m holding out for the Green Wench from Star Trek.

bat Google is carrying paid ads for the Hamas terrorist organization’s military faction Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades. Google has said it will pull the ads and that it tries hard to filter ads from subversive groups like Hamas and the Boy Scouts Of America.

bat Kofi Annan is depressed and wants to quit. We have the cure for Kofi - let the beatings begin!

bat Michael Jackson says he is victim of conspiracy. Karl Rove could not be reached for comment.

bat The Easter Bunny got his butt kicked at a mall in Michigan by a 12-year-old. In spite of the savage beating and bloody nose, Mr. Bunny refused to reveal the location of the golden egg.

bat A Tulsa, OK man is selling a device that blocks Fox News. BMEWS scientists are still hard at work on a similar device that automatically mutes Democratic Senators and Congressmen .. it’s called the “Voting Booth”.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/27/2005 at 05:49 PM   
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calendar   Thursday - March 24, 2005

And No One Saw It Coming?

This is the monster that killed all those people in Minnesota.

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Go here to read what The Smoking Gun has on him.

Go here for a really disturbing snapshot of what this punk was all about.

All the while, no one noticed anything wrong?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Well, I guess to have committed him would have been a violation of his “civil and human rights” which the ACLU would have sued someone for doing.  Can’t do a thing until they actually manifest violence.

The availability of all this glom and doom/Goth crap on the internet will result in even more incidents like this.
I wonder how many parents bothered to check where their kids go, what profiles they have, etc.?

Not many, eh?

Seriously, though, what should be done?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/24/2005 at 08:18 AM   
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