Friday - October 17, 2008
Yeah, but did ACORN International register them yet?
Workers renovating a rugby stadium have uncovered a vast complex of tombs beneath Rome that mimic the houses, blocks and streets of a real city, officials said Thursday as they unveiled a series of new finds here.
Culture Ministry officials said that medieval pottery shards in the city of the dead, or necropolis, show the area may have been inhabited by the living during the Dark Ages after being used for centuries for burials during the Roman period.
It is not yet clear who was buried in the ancient cemetery, but archaeologists at the still partially excavated site believe at least some of the dead were freed slaves of Greek origin.
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Thursday - October 16, 2008
How smart should a President be?
Quick - how old are you?
Are you sure?
Of course you are. Everyone knows how old they are. Except Obama.
All of the background information on Obama says he was born on August 4th, 1961. Today is October 16th, 2008. Obama is 47 years, 2 months old. He won’t turn 48 for another 10 months. Last night at the debate, when he was poo-pooing his connection to William Ayers, Obama said “40 years ago, when I was 8” that Ayers had carried out his acts of domestic terrorism.
In his book Fugitive Days, William Ayers says that he ‘participated in the bombings of New York City Police Headquarters in 1970, of the Capitol building in 1971, and the Pentagon in 1972,’. Assuming this is accurate, Obama would have been 8 or 9 when the NYC Police Headquarters was bombed 38 years ago, 9 or 10 when the Capitol was bombed 37 years ago, and 10 when the Pentagon was bombed in May 1972, 36 years ago.
Even Ayers’ first bombing, that of a statue that commemorated victims of an 1886 riot, took place in 1969, 39 years ago, when Obama was 7 or 8.
So the numbers don’t add up. Unless Obama knows of some bombing Ayers carried out that the rest of us are unaware of? If so, that’s the kind of information no one who is just a passing acquaintance of Ayers would ever know about, isn’t it? But even if there was some bombing 40 years ago, Obama would have been 6 or 7 at the time, not 8.
I want to vote for a President who can do basic math AND has a keen grasp of his own basic personal data. Is that too much to ask?
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Wednesday - October 15, 2008
FYI
We all owe a debt of gratitude to Peiper. Because of his post earlier today, BMEWS did NOT miss out on Blog Action Day 2008: Poverty.
What is Blog Action Day 2008: Poverty?
Today thousands of bloggers will unite to discuss a single issue - poverty. We aim to raise awareness, initiate action and to shake the web!
I’d like to initiate action by expressing my concern for the greedy poor like the Crompton family. . .
Awareness raised. Action taken. Web shaken. . . well, maybe only stirred.
Good work Peiper! (and there was much rejoicing. Yaaayyy.)
UPDATE: Apologies. I forgot the warning:
This post, while not about Europe in any meaningful sense, does reference a post about Europeons.
There. Must.not.upset.Walt.
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Sunday - October 12, 2008
A bit of toon humor to lighten my mood. Hmmmm, isn’t working too well.
A bit of political humor on this warm Sunday afternoon from the soon to be island caliphate. akbar-snackbar or whatever it is Vilmar calls it.
Actually, I’m really not in a humorous mood, having read two Sunday papers.
Awful,awful news folks ..... Madonna, it’s reported, sucking up to an audience in the US, says that Palin won’t be invited to her party.
Cue the tears.
The Joan Collins, the 75 year old actress/journalist (?) puts in her cheap shots at McCain/Palin in an editorial today. Well, least Mrs. Palin didn’t have to take down her knickers for every man in Alaska to get a job. I understand that Collins slept her way through so many directors/producers, the only way she can recognize any of em is with their pants down.
CAN’T TELL IT EITHER ...
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Saturday - October 11, 2008
YEAH BUT WILL IT BRING BACK JACK BENNY? INNER SANCTUM? SUSPENSE? LIGHTS OUT?
This ain’t meself but it darn well could be.
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Monday - October 06, 2008
Politicians Are Universal !
Another bit sent to me ... so go ahead and say it was on your blog first. I don’t really care.
On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to reassure the Australian public.
Once a politician, always a politician.
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Friday - October 03, 2008
Council tells allotment holders NOT to lock sheds in case thieves wreck them during break-in
I guess it makes sense to Moonbats. What next? Leave your front door open like it’s 1949 again?
Council tells allotment holders NOT to lock sheds in case thieves wreck them during break-inBy Daily Mail Reporter
Allotment holders are being urged not to lock their sheds - in case burglars damage them while breaking in.
They have been warned that padlocks force robbers to smash their way through doors and windows, damaging the buildings in the process.
Bristol City Council is advising allotment holders not to leave expensive equipment where it might be targeted - and residents with only minor items such as tools should consider leaving their sheds unlocked.
Shocked: Allotment holders Colin White, Terry Nichols and Ted Morse received letters from Bristol City Council, urging them not to padlock their sheds
The council has issued a letter to one site of allotment holders which reads: ‘Don’t padlock your shed, it can save the shed being damaged if someone does try to get into it. If there is a break-in, always inform the police.’
But gardeners at Bifield Allotments, in the Stockwood area of the city, say the measure will leave their property unprotected.
Pensioner Terry Nichols, 71, who has rented a plot at the site for more than 25 years, said: ‘It beggars belief that the council are telling us to leave our sheds wide open.
‘Everyone who has an allotment has been sent a letter. I’ve never read anything so ridiculous in all my life.
‘Imagine what the response would be if they told council tenants to leave their houses unlocked to stop them getting damaged during a burglary.’
Police said gardeners should ignore the council’s advice.
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Tuesday - September 30, 2008
quick quips
Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada and, as required by law, tried to run it.
They failed and it closed.
We are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of Government nit-wits who couldn’t make money selling sex and booze to drunk truckers.
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Monday - September 29, 2008
DO THE FOLKS IN CHARGE KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING? UNCLE JAY EXPLAINS THE NEWS.
Uncle Jay explains the news.
This guy is fun. Stay with it to end.
cheers .... hey .... it’s from the USA!
Even the people in charge don’t know how it works!
How do you think they got to be the people in charge?
http://www.unclejayexplains.com/
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Saturday - September 27, 2008
Troll Baiting
this post IS about and from europe. 1 in 4? 1 in 5? Not that anyone is keeping count. Not really. But it’s a good header that I think we should use for a while. And a good awareness builder. Not sure that this post should even count, since it’s hardly more than a link. And it was written and posted here in New Jersey.
“BMEWS, the Amero-centric multinational blog.”
It’s always fun to pay a visit once in a while to The Dissident Frogman. He’s over there in Fwance all alone, fighting the good fight.
Here’s a link to one post where he plays Whack The Pinata with a bunch of muzzie trolls, most of whom haven’t quite brought their English Writing skills up to the LOL Catz level.
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Thursday - September 25, 2008
Virus Alert !!
If you get an e-mail with “Nude Photos of Sarah Palin” in the subject
line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.
If you get an e-mail with “Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton,” do not open
it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.
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Monday - September 22, 2008
JUST THOUGHT IT’D BE A GOOD WAY TO START MONDAY MORNING AND REMIND FOLKS.
BTW ........... as long as it’s early and in a not unhappy frame of mind, which means I haven’t seen the all the papers yet,
be sure and check out this weeks addition of;
http://www.unclejayexplainsthenews.com
Cheers for now ...
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Friday - September 19, 2008
The Obama Singalong
found online in some blog comments somewhere, and then modified a bit
Chocolate Jesus
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
‘long as I got my Chocolate Jesus
tellin’ me everything’s gonna change
Barack, he is the Black Messiah
he ain’t like no redneck pariah
the Reverend Wright, he tells me that is true
Chorus:
Chocolate Jesus! Chocolate Jesus,
We’re now told to get up in your face!
You’ll be afraid to just vote NO
Against this assclown rodeo
An empty suite who’s nothing more than race.
I won’t be clingin’ to my guns and ‘ligion
don’t need ‘em now, not even a smidgeon
Barry’s going to show me the righteous way
I can’t be makin’ any dumb errors
I listen to his pal, Ol’ Bill Ayers
Baracky is the best man for the job
(Chorus)
So, don’t you diss my sweet Obama
he’s the one who’ll get Osama
right out of that cave in downtown Pocky-stahn
Yeah, I don’t care if it’s rain and cloud
Me and and Michelle, we’re so damn proud
Our Barack’s got some change in mind for us.
(Chorus)
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Give this Kid an “A”
I found this link over at Smallest Minority. I did not write it! But if I was 25 years younger and a product of the modern education system, I probably would have.
If left to themselves in that heinous process, these ever-so-free individuals would treat each other like plastered shit, sell their sisters, rape their pets, slam you in the face with a shovel and definitely steal your jam. Because the very idea of private property establishes an earthly analogue of original sin. It breed selfishness, and egotism and envy.
The answer was of course obvious. The current society is a failed product and needs to be replaced by a better one. A natural community of men (and other prettier men with breasts and no facial hair). This will be a new perfect society that will help us all to retain out natural goodness (and jam) by eliminating the unnatural competition through doing away of private property (like shovels).
It has LOST references. It alludes to the wisdom that all the questions about life are answered in The Princess Bride. And it mocks on the fwench. A lot! How can you not love it? Find 15 minutes and go read it. Because of China.
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