Sunday - September 07, 2008
A LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA YEAR 2010
I don’t know how I missed a site like this but am thankful to have found it and grateful to Valgerd for making me aware.
So ,, H/T Valgerd. Again.
I would advise those who haven’t visited this place to please do so. I think you might enjoy the experience.
Cheers and I’m off for the night.
LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA FROM THE YEAR 2010
By seschenbac
OCTOBER, 2010
First the good news: your approval ratings have jumped dramatically in the last two weeks. You are now at 15% approval which is your highest in the last eighteen months. Primarily, this is due to your decision to stay away from all press conferences that do not use teleprompters.
The restoration of the Fairness Doctrine has enabled us better to manage the information coming out about the various problems of the Administration. The New York Times is continuing to work with us on getting your message out to their 86 subscribers, who are behind you 100% of the time.
Unfortunately, we are having a harder time controlling the Internet and cable television. Your initiative to impose the Fairness Doctrine on Internet bloggers and comments has not been as successful. In fact, it has backfired terribly because bloggers are now using remote servers overseas where we are unable to enforce the law. We have had the FBI pull more agents off of counterterrorism actions to confront these scofflaws, but they seem to pop up at a rate of 10:1 as soon as we arrest anyone.
Jamming continues against Rush Limbaugh’s pirate ships that are broadcasting from offshore and Mexico, but your directives to use only alternative energy reduce their ability to jam his signals to just a few yards from the antennae. He is continuing to ignore your message of Hope, in spite of the law mandating that everyone have hope no matter how dire their personal situation is. His audience seems to be mostly amused by his suggestion that people should hope in one hand and defecate in the other, and see which fills up faster.
Your communications director, Keith Olbermann, continues to provide the press with the Administration’s message from his position as head of NBC News, but their viewers seem to overlap with that of the New York Times, and we are having a difficult time with the other 310 million voters.
Senator Clinton continues her investigations of your Administration in her role as Chairman of the Senate and does not seem to be slowing down. She is now investigating if her proposed nomination to the Supreme Court is just an effort by you to derail her investigations and her already underway campaign to replace you in 2012. We have our operatives working on the matter, but they are unable to get through the barricade of women voters who are now saying “We told you so!”
The financial markets continue to plummet as your phased-in increases of the capital gains tax are set for all gains after January 1st of 2003. The Supreme Court has upheld the retroactivity of the tax thanks to your appointment of Barbara Streisand who has tipped the balance of power there. It seems most of the Justices would rather kill themselves than have to deal with her legal reasoning, which has resulted in the recent spate of 1-0 rulings from the Court. Not to mention the pictures we have of Justice Kennedy with that sheep that he is not married to. We have instructed the Senate Banking and Finance chairs to begin investigation of market manipulations, but to be truthful, we could only leave a message on their answering machines since they refuse to take our calls.
Internationally, our emissaries continue to seek out anyone from the former terrorist group Al Qaeda to apologize for putting Boston in the path of their nuclear weapon. We are also having trouble with Russia, in that Tsar Putin is rejecting our message of hope and understanding. It seems he may be trying to mislead us as he continues mop up operations against Ukraine and the Baltic states. We have been assured that any images showing the destruction of the cities in those countries are just Photoshopped and not really indicative of what is happening on the ground.
Europe continues to reject your offers to mediate their desire to surrender to Tsar Putin, and this has been disappointing. It is our analysis that the Tsar may have bitten off more than he can chew as it seems that Al Qaeda appears to have declared war on the Russians as the infidels, thereby reducing any threats to our nation, except for San Francisco, which our scientists estimate will be able to be reoccupied in about 250 years if the anthrax eradication continues on schedule. Al Qaeda operations have continued against the Russian occupied cities of Prague, Vienna and Rome. We are having a difficult time getting reliable information from those areas due to the residual high levels of radioactivity. Our scientists continue to investigate if that radioactivity can be used as an alternative source of energy since it is in such abundant supply at the moment.
There is good news though in Korea, where Kim Jong Il has declared peace after the successful elimination of all resistance in Seoul. With the surrender of the Republic of Korea, our emissaries are now negotiating with those of the People’s Republic so that you can have a face to face meeting with the Beloved Leader and negotiate his use of the trademarked word “Change” in violation of international intellectual property rights laws.
Politically, we have not seen the benefits of a filibuster proof majority in the Senate. It seems that every Democratic Senator has decided that if you could become President they could too. Considering that they are all more qualified than you, all of them are now also running for President - with the exception of Senator Schumer, who seems to be running for the position of God. He believes that is his appropriate pay grade, since no one else has it.
Your staff wants you to know that we will continue to promote your message of Hope and Change as the solution to all of the Nation’s problems. However, if you could, a few specifics would be greatly helpful. Not that we doubt your sincerity that Hope and Change will work, but we lack your intellectual firepower to figure out how to implement it.
In summary, we are eagerly awaiting the November elections, in which the Republicans are expected to retake majorities in both houses of Congress. At that time we will implement your proposed strategy of blaming them for everything once again.
The future never looked brighter, Sir.
Mr. President:
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Well Happy Sunday Morning to ya.
Looks like I missed a lot yesterday being offline all day while Drew kept things alive.
I haven’t got a link for this. Sorry. It was sent to me this way and I liked the message and the humor. Good way to start Sunday morning.
Now for coffee (my first). BBL. Cheers all.
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Permalink • Thursday - September 04, 2008
Palin and the Reaction: Out -friggin- Standing!
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Permalink • Wednesday - September 03, 2008
THE SPANISH NANNY …. AND THIS IS FUNNY. I HOPE YOU THINK SO TOO.
I found this site in a computer magazine tonight. I think stereotypes exist because there is almost always a bit of truth buried somewhere in them.
But I also think they can be unfair and a bit overdone. I guess that’s human nature.
Whatever, this is funny.
Enjoy.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 27, 2008
Another Criminal Mastermind
An Illinois man who police say held five people hostage in a Fort Madison motel was arrested after he sent two of his hostages on a beer run.
Police say 33-year-old Jason Slagel, of Moline, Ill., is charged with five counts of false imprisonment and going armed with intent. They say Slagel pulled a knife during an argument Tuesday night with another man and told the people in the room that they wouldn’t be allowed to leave.
One man was cut and Slagel had a cut on his hand, but police say the injuries weren’t serious.
Police say that after awhile, Slagel got thirsty and sent two of his hostages out for beer.
After the hostages left, they called police and Slagel was arrested without incident.
Here’s your sign.
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Ya Gotta Start Off Each Day With a Gag! (apologies to Jimmy Durante)
Couldn’t resist this and filed under humor of course.
I am not posting the article from which the bottom photo appears because you folks at home have already seen and heard all you want to of it. Altho really, maybe more folks from our side should listen to pick up any nuggets of insanity we can use that we may have missed before.
It’s like, have you ever read a book the second time and suddenly found something you missed first time around?
Not too often, but it does happen.
Anyway,,, somethin’ tells me I have a job cut out here during this week cause everything back home is gonna be what Kim du Toit calls the Democratic Love In.
I may however post how the Brits are recording and reacting to it, and Simon Heffer of the Telegraph has a very interesting word or two on the subject and they are NOT pro Obama.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ cartoon is under ‘comments.’
good grief charlie brown. is this a face anyone should not be frightened of?
That’s my caption.
Where’s yours BMEWers?
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Permalink • Sunday - August 24, 2008
MIGHT BE OLD TO YOU BUT NOT ME AND ANYWAY, IT IS FUNNY. NEED A BREAK FROM BLOOD AND POLITICS
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
to hire herself out as a ‘handy-woman’ and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the
owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.‘Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,’ he said, ‘How much
will you charge me?’Delighted, the girl quickly responded, ‘How about $50?’
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
need was in the garage.The man’s wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband,
‘Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?’
He responded, ‘That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?’The wife replied, ‘You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.Later that day the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” the startled husband asked.
Yes,” the blonde replied “and I even had paint left over, so I gave it 2 coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 & handed it to her, along with a $10 tip.
“Why thank you” she said “and, by the way, it’s not a Porche, it’s a Lexus.”
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Permalink • Saturday - August 23, 2008
Meanwhile, Down Under
I’ve been busy trying hard to find a job this past week, so I haven’t posted a whole lot. I thought you might enjoy this one. Sure, it’s winter down there, but come on. It’s Australia, where the temps never drop below 130 or something awful like that.
reached Hassans Walls Lookout on Friday on its way to Canberra.
Climate change may be THE hot international issue of the moment but enthusiasm for the cause clearly wanes on a freezing Friday afternoon when the campaign moves to a mountain top where the wind chill factor is below zero.
This was perhaps the predictably disappointing outcome when the GetUp! climate change lobby group organised an enviro torch relay from Hassans Walls Lookout to Queen Elizabeth Park to focus public attention on the issue.
Ironically, global warming would probably have been welcomed by the handful of hardy souls who turned up to lend their support to the campaign on one of the coldest Lithgow days of this or any other year.
The wind and solar powered torch — created by the designers of the Sydney 2000 Olympic Torch — was carried to The Walls by two pedal cyclists.
There it was handed over to the small group of supporters who stuck to their task and ignored the big chill while on their way to Elizabeth Park.
The climate change torch continued its journey around Bathurst on Saturday where it was greeted by a big crowd at a schoolboy Rugby Union carnival at St Stanislaus College oval.
After speeches and several laps of the oval it was handed over to a representative from Mudgee to continue through the Central West.
The torch relay was simultaneously launched from several locations around Australia early last week and is scheduled to finish in Canberra on September 21.
No word on whether Al Gore had been in the neighborhood ahead of time, but it’s likely. God has a sense of humor too.
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Permalink • Friday - August 22, 2008
MAJOR MOONBAT ALERT HERE. The bungling burglar left dangling by his shoelaces .
YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE ALL THE PIX AT THE LINK BELOW.
Pictured: The bungling burglar left dangling by his shoelaces after getting caught in victim’s bay window
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 6:56 PM on 22nd August 2008This is the amazing scene of a burglar hanging upside down that greeted home owner Paul Ives when he returned home from work.
Thief John Pearce had got his foot caught after smashing his way through the glass and was left hanging upside down for more than an hour, unable to move.
Eventually, he was freed when Mr Ives called police and paramedics who managed to release Pearce’s shoe and hauled him down.
Britain’s worst burglar: John Pearce had got his foot caught after smashing his way through the glassPictured: The bungling burglar left dangling by his shoelaces after getting caught in victim’s bay window
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 6:56 PM on 22nd August 2008This is the amazing scene of a burglar hanging upside down that greeted home owner Paul Ives when he returned home from work.
Thief John Pearce had got his foot caught after smashing his way through the glass and was left hanging upside down for more than an hour, unable to move.
Eventually, he was freed when Mr Ives called police and paramedics who managed to release Pearce’s shoe and hauled him down.
Enlarge Britain’s worst burglar: John Pearce had got his foot caught after smashing his way through the glass
Now the red-faced 32-year-old thief has appeared before Dartford magistrates in Kent where he admitted burglary with intent to steal.
Paul, 44, said: “The man must be the world’s dumbest thief.”
Paul arrived at his terraced house in Dartford to find the burglar hanging in his window. It is believed the laces in one of his trainers may have become caught.
The intruder had a hammer in his hand and at first tried to deny he had been breaking in.
Hanging around: John Pearce had got his foot caught after smashing his way through the glass
He told the householder that he had spotted someone else trying to raid the house and had decided to stop him.
“I was stopping the burglars,” he told Paul.
At this point a small crowd of onlookers gathered and began to mock the intruder
while others took pictures.Paul said: “He was hanging upside down. His body was inside the house and he was stuck in the window with his foot outside.
“The more he struggled, the more he got jammed. When I got home, he still had the hammer in his hand which he had used to smash the main window and get some leverage.
“He was screaming to get him down and we were all saying : ‘I don’t think so.’
“He kept saying: ‘I haven’t done anything. I was stopping the burglars.’”
Mr Ives’ girlfriend, Angela Gloyn, 32, said: “Afterwards we had a right giggle about it.”
Pearce, from Dartford, was remanded in custody by Dartford magistrates.
He will be sentenced on September 5.
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A cute little video for today’s parents. Or for those who might accidently become parents, this should also work as some kind of birth control. Because this is going to be your 4 wheeled identity.
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Permalink • Monday - August 18, 2008
Burglar in underpants ‘just wanted to do his laundry’. (just had to post this one for fun)
Burglar in underpants ‘just wanted to do his laundry’
A burglar who broke into a woman’s home in order to do his laundry fled in his underpants after being disturbed half way through the wash.
By Matthew Moore
Last Updated: 12:43PM BST 18 Aug 2008The break-in was discovered after the woman returned home to find clothes covered in bleach strewn across her basement laundry room.
Unaware that the intruder was still on the premises, the woman from Wichita, Kansas went upstairs to call her husband.
While she was on the phone, the burglar, dressed only in a pair of blue boxers, darted out of the basement, grabbed her purse, and fled.
The woman chased the intruder and managed to grab back bag her purse. On returning to the basement, she found the man’s trousers and belt in her washing machine.
Police believe the man broke in through the basement window after deciding that his clothes needed washing.
The suspect, who police describe as a 5ft 9in white man in his 30s, with light-coloured hair, is still on the run.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 13, 2008
forgot where he left them while practising yoga late at night. Forgot where he left his cloths.
Nobody could make this up I don’t think. The guy actually forgot where he put his cloths and finally walks into cop shop in his briefs.
funny stuff.
Most American might not understand the reference to Reggie Perrin. It was a very funny TV series with one heck of a wonderful acting cast and especially the lead who played Reggie. Leonard Rossiter. Try YouTube if this link doesn’t work. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fallandriseofreginaldperrin/index.shtml
This guy was a gas. Brits used to produce comedy shows that were classics right outta the box. Seriously , seriously funny were the Brits. They still are actually. They just don’t produce the TV comedy series they once did. It’s cheaper to broadcast tripe like Big Brother. Which I grant ya, has an audience.
Yoga fanatic sparks police hunt after leaving his clothes on the beach
A man who sparked a Reggie Perrin-style mystery after two sets of abandoned clothes were found on a beach said he forgot where he left them while practising yoga late at night.
By Jessica Salter
Last Updated: 10:30PM BST 12 Aug 2008A £10,000 police search involving lifeboat crews was launched when the clothes were found late on Monday night.
Officers feared that two people were in “grave danger”.
Police divers were expected to join the search, but a man in his 40s from Margate turned up at a police station in his boxer shorts and solved the mystery.He told officers he had been practising yoga on the beach and had taken two sets of clothes with him in case he lost the first set.
A Kent Police spokesman said: “A man practising yoga on the beach in the early hours contacted police at 11.30am this morning to say both sets of clothes belonged to him.“The man, in his 40s and from Margate, advised police he had forgotten where he had left them. He had taken a spare set in case he lost the first.
“Police divers, which had been due to search the pool this afternoon, have been stood down.
“No further police action will be taken.”A source at Margate police station added: “The cost of the operation would have easily run into five figures – frankly we’ve got enough crime around here as it is without having our guys’ time wasted with some idiot who fancied trying out the Lotus position in the middle of the night.”
The riddle echoed 1970s sitcom character Reginald Perrin, who faked his own death by dumping his clothes on a beach and running into the sea then staring a new life
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Permalink • Tuesday - August 12, 2008
Dogs yawn when their owners do. A barking mad theory?
Don’t know why scientists would be bothered or even curious about this subject. But it’s a howl ok and I just had to post it.
A brief (very brief) break from crime and war and blood etc.
This week scientists claimed dogs yawn when their owners do. A barking mad theory? Mail writers put it to the test...
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 1:00 PM on 12th August 2008Yawning is infectious, we all know that. But new research shows that dogs can catch yawns, too. Scientists from the University of London’s Birkbeck College found that 72 per cent of dogs placed in a room with a yawning man would follow suit. And they don’t do so out of tiredness or boredom, the researchers suggest, but as a way of empathising with their master.
The scientists also discovered that some breeds yawn more than others. Border collies and labradors, for example, were most prone to catching yawns, while dachshunds, cocker spaniels and West Highland terriers were more or less immune. But does the experiment work at home? In a bid to find out, we asked some of our top writers to give their dog a yawn - with hilarious results.
Quentin Letts and Cinders
WHEN not barking at the wind or chewing on the corpses of diseased rabbits, our 14-year-old dog, Cinders, part bedlington part heinz, spends most of her days in slumber. It surely wouldn’t be hard to get her to yawn, would it?
First, I tried yawning myself. No luck. So I decided to read to her. That is normally enough to get our children yawning. We started with that temple of Left-wing navel-gazing, the Guardian newspaper, and a thoughtful leader column about bank management. Cinders listened. She blinked. Still no yawn.
It was time to play my ace: a novel by Salman Rushdie. Excruciating. Just reading it aloud nearly sent me off. And for one moment, I swear I saw our mutt stifle her boredom, eating something very similar to a yawn. But maybe it was just a bit of rabbit innards stuck in her teeth.
ISN’T ALL ABOUT DOGS EITHER ........ CATS HAVE THEIR SAY HERE TOO ......
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Permalink • Sunday - August 10, 2008
US Election 2008: The joke is finally on Barack Obama. (America. Can it be true at last?)
As reported in London paper.
Does this mean it’s now okay to tell jokes about this guy and NOT be a *gasp* racist?
Have you heard the one about the presidential candidate who was once so popular that comedians were frightened to make jokes about him?
By Tim Shipman in Washington
Last Updated: 9:04PM BST 09 Aug 2008Barack Obama in London during his tour of Europe. Voters are tiring of the wall to wall coverage of his grand pronouncements Photo: GETTY IMAGES
The punchline is this: the more seriously he took himself, the more Barack Obama has become a laughing matter.Only a month ago American comedians and satirists were complaining that they found it hard to get people to laugh at the first black presidential nominee. A New Yorker cover cartoon showing him as a Muslim extremist was roundly denounced.
But growing Obama fatigue among voters after his pseudo-presidential visit to Europe and the Middle East has unleashed a wave of satirical fire, mocking Mr Obama for his apparent belief that he has the election in the bag.
Last month Jon Stewart, host of the satirical news programme The Daily Show, had to tell his audience that they were allowed to laugh at Mr Obama after a joke fell flat.
But Mr Stewart made comedic hay during the Illinois Senator’s international trip, mocking his progress through the Holy Land, where he said the candidate stopped “in Bethlehem to see the manger where he was born.”
Late night comic Jimmy Kimmel also cracked a joke at Mr Obama’s expense: “They really love Barack Obama in Germany. He’s like a rock star over there. Impressive until you realise that David Hasselhoff is also like a rock star over there.”
The jokes are important because they increasingly draw on evidence that voters are tiring of Mr Obama’s elevated opinion of himself, the wall to wall coverage of his pronouncements, and the feeling that he should concentrate on voters back home.
A writer with one of the leading comedy shows in the US, who preferred not to be named because of continuing sensitivities about how far comedians should go from some network executives, said: “We had a hard time convincing people that Obama is funny for a long time. Our audiences seemed unsure whether to laugh at him. The first black president is not a gag. But that’s changing because he’s doing more stuff that’s easy to mock and people are more familiar with him.”
Too familiar, some say. A poll last week by Pew research found 48 percent of those questioned said they had been hearing too much about the Democratic presidential candidate recently, nearly double the figure for his Republican rival John McCain.
Mr Obama has provided rich fodder for comedians looking to prick his pomposity, predicting that people would look back at his nomination as the moment “when the rise of the oceans began to slow”.
He also told Congressmen that his campaign was “the moment . . . that the world is waiting for”.
The attitude was summed up by Dana Milbank, the Washington Post’s resident political humourist, who declared: “Barack Obama has long been his party’s presumptive nominee. Now he’s becoming its presumptuous nominee.”
Mr Letterman listed top ten signs that Barack Obama is overconfident, which included “Offered Bush 20 bucks for the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner” and “Having head measured for Mount Rushmore.”
Mr Obama is also under fire for moving politically towards the centre ground, moderating positions he had once boasted were evidence of his unique appeal.
Jay Leno, of the long-running Tonight Show, said: “Barack Obama now says he’s open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.”BEST OBAMA JOKES
Craig Ferguson: “Barack Obama was in Germany” today, and “he did this speech and 100,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France...surrendered just in case.”Jimmy Kimmel: “They really love Barack Obama in Germany. He’s like a rock star over there. Impressive until you realize that David Hasselhoff is also like a rock star over there.”
David Letterman: Signs Barack Obama Is Overconfident.
Proposed bill to change Oklahoma to ‘Oklabama.’
Offered Bush 20 bucks for the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner.Asked guy at Staples, ‘Which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?’
Having head measured for Mount Rushmore.Offered McCain a job in gift shop at Obama Presidential Library.
Jay Leno: “Of course, Obama’s supporters got him his usual birthday gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.”Jay Leno: “Obama’s people are trying to portray McCain as cranky, and McCain is trying to portray Obama as arrogant, you see. And when Obama was asked what he thought about being called arrogant, well, he said he was ‘above having to answer that question.’”
Jay Leno: “See Barack Obama on the news? He’s becoming a workout fanatic. He’s at the gym, like, twice a day, sometimes three times a day at the gym, yeah, according to his staff. Well, he has to stay in shape to do those flip-flops.”
Jay Leno: “Barack Obama back from his big European tour. Did you see him in Europe? People were cheering him, holding up signs, blowing him kisses. And that was just the American media covering the story.”
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