Monday - January 16, 2012
Worth Watching
We caught the HD version of the 2004 movie version of The Phantom of the Opera. It was magnificent. Huge, soaring, detailed, involving, seductive. Glorious. Assuming you haven’t suffered a lifetime overload of Andrew Lloyd Weber and aren’t burned out by all the lesser film versions of this old story, this is the one to own. I saw parts of it several years ago on regular TV, but in HD it really shines. I have no idea why Emmy Rossum’s career didn’t skyrocket after this film; she’s drop dead beautiful in the role of Christine, she has a strong and perfectly clear singing voice, and she’s got all that hair. Go figure; maybe that BS Climate Change flick she did at the same time as this one - The Day After Tomorrow - killed off her chances. Jennifer Ellison looks super adorable in every scene in her minor role as Madame Giry’s daughter Meg, a ballerina in the opera company. Phantom also stars Gerard Butler as the Phantom and Patrick Wilson as Raoul, Christine’s other love interest.
Anyway, it’s a regular movie, not a videotape of a stage production. And the CGI isn’t overdone or overused. Bottom line, it’s art; a beautiful perfect little diamond in the vast fields of mud that is the rest of what Hollywood churns out these days. Amazon will sell you the DVD for under $10.
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Permalink • Monday - January 02, 2012
A post without riposteI
Well, not Darth exactly. Just the guy who put on his mask and did all his sword fighting. And who happened to be the best cut and thrust choreographer in Hollywood history.
Great Britain Olympic fencer and movie sword master Bob Anderson died in New York on Monday aged 89.
He took part in the 1952 Olympics and the 1950 and 1953 World Championships. Anderson later wore Darth Vader’s black helmet to fight lightsaber battles in two of the first three Star Wars films.
Anderson, who worked with actors from Errol Flynn to Antonio Banderas during five decades as a sword master, fight director and stunt performer, died early New Year’s Day at an English hospital, the British Academy of Fencing said Monday.
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Anderson, who has died at age 89, donned Darth Vader’s black helmet and fought light saber battles in two of the three original “Star Wars” films, “The Empire Strikes Back” and “Return of the Jedi.”
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The scenes worked beautifully, although Anderson, then nearing 60, was several inches shorter than Prowse.Few knew of Anderson’s role until Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker, said in a 1983 interview that “Bob Anderson was the man who actually did Vader’s fighting.”
Robert James Gilbert Anderson was born in Hampshire, southern England, in 1922, and was drawn to fencing from an early age.
“I never took up the sword,” he said in an interview for the 2009 documentary “Reclaiming the Blade.” “I think the sword took me up.”
Anderson joined the Royal Marines before World War II, teaching fencing aboard warships and winning several combined services titles in the sport. He served in the Mediterranean during the war, later trained as a fencing coach and represented Britain at the 1952 Olympics and the 1950 and 1953 world championships. In the 1950s, Anderson became coach of Britain’s national fencing team, a post he held until the late 1970s. He later served as technical director of the Canadian Fencing Association. His first film work was staging fights and coaching Flynn on swashbuckler “The Master of Ballantrae” in 1952.
He went on to become one of the industry’s most sought after stunt performers, fight choreographers and sword masters, working on movies including the James Bond adventures “From Russia With Love” and “Die Another Day”; fantasy “The Princess Bride”; Banderas action romps “The Mask of Zorro” and “The Legend of Zorro”; and the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy. [ Drew: not to mention all the “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “Highlander” (film and TV versions), and that Lindsay Lohan magnum opus “The Parent Trap” ]
Fencing academy president Philip Bruce said Anderson was “truly one of our greatest fencing masters and a world-class film fight director and choreographer.”
Fencers and others who play seriously with swords will sit through yet another viewing of The Princess Bride just to watch the sword fights, especially the one between Inigo Montoya and the mysterious Man In Black (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), even though it was obviously played for laughs. It really is one of the best ever filmed. Bob Anderson will be missed. Prime, seconde, septime, and octave (the defensive parries*) will never be quite the same.
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Permalink • Friday - December 09, 2011
Feels Like It’s Clobberin’ Time
Arrogance Times Two
At the high end, we’ve got Fearless Reader, who thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips because he himself didn’t give the order to stop the military from offing Bin Laden. Now he’s all Big and Bad and pulling that one out of his ass when the Repubs mildly point out that he goes down on his knees in a flash to fellate our enemies.
President Barack Obama is firmly rejecting Republican accusations that he has engaged in an ‘appeasement’ foreign policy. He says: “Ask Usama bin Laden.”
Republican presidential candidates have been critical of Obama’s foreign policy, especially in the Middle East. Former Sen. Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania on Wednesday said Obama’s policy toward radical Islamists “has been nothing but appeasement.”
At the low end, we’ve got Justin Bieber, that dribble of Canadian maple syrup, resurrecting Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” abstinence campaign with a personal twist: now it’s “Just Say Justin”. He’s taped a video message to all his tweener fan’s dads, telling them how it’s cool that their blossoming baby is busy learning to pleasure herself while dreaming of him. Seriously. I am not kidding. It’s actually a commercial for his new fragrance, which is perhaps even more annoying.
In the clip, Bieber insists it’s fine for fathers to let their daughters obsess over a famous pop star as it will stop them having a crush on the boy next door.
He says, “Hey Dad, it’s Justin, your daughter wanted us to chat. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot, I mean I get it, I’m a huge mega star, I got a full head of hair, you know, I get it.”
“But it could be a lot worse. Think about it. Guys her age… Well, remember when you were her age? Yeah, exactly… Hey, I’m a great distraction. She won’t even think about him ... and someday you might even thank me.”
“So next time you hear her scream my name, relax. It’s better than hearing her scream ‘Joey’ who lives next door. Am I right?”
I want to beat the crap out of him just for the sheer chutzpah he’s showing, and I don’t even have daughters. It doesn’t matter if he’s right or if it’s a good idea. It’s just that my reflex reaction to that level of nerve is dealing out a couple of black eyes and a busted lip. Oh, it was only light-hearted comedy? Gosh, I must have missed that. But to be fair, it was only a light-hearted beating, so we’re even, am I right?
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Permalink • Thursday - December 08, 2011
Henry Morgan
Emmy-winning character actor Harry Morgan, whose portrayal of the fatherly Col. Potter on television’s “M*A*S*H” highlighted a show business career that included nine other TV series, 50 films and the Broadway stage, died Wednesday. He was 96.
His daughter-in-law, Beth Morgan, told The Associated Press the actor died at his home in Brentwood, California, after having pneumonia.
One of his earliest films was “The Ox Bow Incident” in 1943 with Fonda. Other films included: “High Noon,” “What Price Glory,” “Support Your Local Sheriff,” “The Apple Dumpling Gang” and “The Shootist.”
Morgan began his television career in 1954 when the medium was in its infancy.
“Television allowed me to kick the Hollywood habit of typing an actor in certain roles,” Morgan said, referring to his typical sidekick or sheriff portrayals on the big screen
In “December Bride,” his first TV series, Morgan played Pete Porter. The CBS series lasted from 1954-1959, when he went on to star in his own series, “Pete and Gladys,” a spinoff of “December Bride.”
Demonstrating his diversity as a character actor and comedian, Morgan also starred in “The Richard Boone Show,” “Kentucky Jones” and “Dragnet.”
But it was his role as Col. Sherman Porter on “M*A*S*H” for which Morgan became best known.
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Permalink • Wednesday - December 07, 2011
For A Minute There I Was Excited
Hot-head Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight this afternoon in Los Angeles because he was playing a game on his phone apparently past the point when passengers are supposed to have turned off their devices.
On his Twitter account, Baldwin wrote: “Flight attendant on American [Airlines] reamed me out 4 playing WORDS W FRIENDS while we sat at the gate, not moving.”
Fellow passengers stuck on the runway at Los Angeles International Airport quickly tweeted about the incident moments after it took place.
So i guess the stewardess threw them off the plane as well?
Baldwin was aboard AA Flight 4, which was delayed an hour, when the “30 Rock” star was booted for not listening to the flight attendant.
Passenger Steve Weiss, who was sitting across the isle from Baldwin, described the scene.
“Apparently he said he was playing a game, but he was actually talking on the phone. She [the flight attendant] was very nice. The door was closed they just announced that they were pulling away from the gate. He got up threw his papers on the floor stormed into the bathroom slammed the door closed, beat on the wall and then came back.” “He said ‘If you want to kick me off, kick me off.’ He was just crazy, he just flipped out, the guy has problems.”
A crew member who dealt with the hotheaded Hollywood actor said he couldn’t stay on the flight.
“He was violent, abusive and aggressive. He got into the bathroom and started beating on the wall and he pounded his fists on the galley counter. Yelling, screaming, very ugly. It was unsafe to keep him on board that’s why he got kicked out.”
The crew member did not want to give her name, but said she asked him five times to get off his phone.
“He was asked five times. I contacted the captain. We were brought back in and he was let off the plane.”
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Permalink • Sunday - December 04, 2011
Just Shut Up And Sing Already
Steve Crowder finds more wisdom in Hollywood liberalism ...
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Permalink • Wednesday - November 02, 2011
Is Pornography Art?
A turnabout from Chris’ post the other day.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have joined the rarified company of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Oprah Winfrey by having their life-sized nude form cast in bronze by Connecticut-based artist Daniel Edwards.
“They’re pretty inspiring,” Edwards, 46, tells FOX411.com of his teen subjects. “They’re a beautiful young couple, and (Bieber) seems to have a lot to say politically. Being my age, he’s not exactly on my radar, but when he starts talking politically, I feel good about his future.”
Bieber previously called the American health care system “evil,” telling Rolling Stone, “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills.”
Wow, OMG, like, that’s so totally deep. Especially coming from a dweeb kid with tens of millions in the bank before he even has a driver’s license. Like, he’s so politically astute and all. (more pics and story at the link)
The sculpture, entitled “Justin and Selena as One” features the couple conjoined at the torso, with a Canadian maple leaf and the Texas Lone Star covering their naughty bits.
In front of the couple, a Canada goose, wings in full display, mounts a Texas armadillo.
Wonder how long this couple will last, now that some 20 year old skank is setting herself up for statutory rape charges claiming that she had a 30 second backstage tryst with Justin when he was 16 and now has his baby?
The whole world is going to Hell. I’m going to the Bahamas.
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Permalink • Thursday - October 06, 2011
Dancing On The Edge
Argentina’s version of DWTS features raunchy striptease that leaves NOTHING to the imagination
To think Nancy Grace’s accidental nipple slip on Dancing with the Stars caused so much controversy.
Just hot foot it down to Argentina where the cable news host would look demure and almost prudish compared to her South American counterparts.
Viewers of Monday night’s show were treated to a racy, Roman-inspired performance between model and reality star Cinthia Fernandez and her partner Marcelo Tinelli, as they writhed and contorted around the floor, stripping off each other’s clothes until they were completely naked.
The full-on frontal nudity in Bailando por un Sueño has caused a lot of controversy since it was aired with critics calling the performance more X-rated than five-starred.
The dance starts off with the partners wearing skimpy togas and continues as each tears off pieces of the other’s clothes. When Fernandez’s top comes off, she reveals gold-painted breasts which she goes on to squeeze provocatively.
After the pair grind their bodies together on the dance floor as if they were having sex, Tinelli proceeds to pour red wine over his dance partner’s body, who by this time is wearing only a G-string.
At the end of the dance, Fernandez’s G-string is pulled off, leaving her standing naked on national television. [ “standing” is used here for brevity. “spread eagle and upside down in a cartwheel with his face in her crotch” appears to be more accurate, judging from the pictures at the link ]
Even the show’s host, who seemed to get quite excited during the performance, even lying down with the couple at one stage, looked shocked by the raunchy routine’s end.
Oh and Cynthia Fernandez’s parents were reported to have been in the front row of the audience.
If anything, their dance was probably fairly historically accurate. How raunchy do you think the entertainment was for those Roman orgies? Pretty far out there would be my guess.
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Permalink • Sunday - August 07, 2011
surrealistic billow
4 martinis and we watched Tank Girl.
WTF?
Seriosuly, WTF???
Sort of reminded me of Fritz The Cat, a comic book porno violence fest. Except this was no porn. It was Ice-T in a dog costume. Fighting Power & Water, the ultimate expression of government power. Except it was completely disjoint. Maybe I wasn’t wasted enouhg\, yet I’m too drunk to even type.
Holy cow, this film made no sense at all. But the chick with the glasses was kinda cute. Lori Petty, OTOh = total freakazoid.
WTF is this movie all about anyway? It couldn’t even cut it as a comic book.
Wife was stone sober, and it was a effed up experience for her too.
What gives?
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Permalink • Sunday - July 24, 2011
hooray for hollywood?
The genre of comic book movies continues. Last winter brought the Green Hornet flop, spring gave us a slew of “people with magical powers” flicks driven mostly by CGI, this summer generated another X-Men, Green Lantern, Thor, and now we’ve got Captain America.
I hear it isn’t actually that bad, considering. And it lets me post a little eye candy for the ladies, which I almost never do.
The film features Hugo Weaving (Agent Elrond) as the villain, and gives Tommy Lee Jones a bit of work too.
A review snippet from the mega-snarky outre author of thesuperficial, a gossip blog that seems to be blacklisted by BMEWS. He wanted more of a Team America feel but gave it 3.5 out of 5:
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not about to trash Captain America because it was light years beyond the space-diarrhea epic known as Green Lantern, more fully-realized than Thor, which it surprisingly references a lot, yet still fell slightly short of X-Men: First Class. But only slightly. So, for the last time this summer, here’s my dick joke-laden attempt at a review of a comic book movie that forced me to leave the comfort of my pajama pants and interact with other humans in broad daylight.
Coming from a godless, America-hating liberal like myself this is going to knock you Tea Partiers off your Rascals, but this movie could’ve used more, “Fuck yeah, USA!” I hate jingoistic American exceptionalism as much as the next guy in line at Starbucks with an NPR tote, but if there was ever a place for it, this movie was it. Instead, we got an uncharacteristically apolitical war movie where the walking embodiment of American Big Swinging Dickism barely punches a Nazi because he’s spending 99% of the movie fighting fictitious Hydra soldiers who look like rejects from the shitty G.I. Joe movie starring Channing Tatum. Yes, Steve Rogers was a brave sonofabitch who pissed nothing but courage and bravery for breakfast, but when asked if he wants to kill Nazis, he responds, “Eh, I just really hate bullies.” C’mon! I understand foreign box office is how you make your money back on these things, but when Arugula-Eating Bookworms like myself are going, “Are they going to Ameri-fuck at least one Nazi to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner?” you know something went wrong.
And once again Hugo Weaving is in two or more big-hit films at the same time. Homeboy got mad skillz that way!
Captain America - in theaters now, probably on DVD and online rental services by September.
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Oh, and Amy Winehouse died yesterday. Sad. Guaranteed to be a drug overdose. She had some decent vocal talent, but her life was a total mess. She was 27.
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Permalink • Saturday - June 11, 2011
the face of treason
Is there anything at all that I need to add to this?
Makes me steam every time I see an ad here with her face.
I don’t suppose she does adverts back home in the USA. Not that it will break them or her but, I wish American women would not buy the product while she’s their face. There is NO FORGIVING what she did.
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Permalink • Tuesday - June 07, 2011
James Arness
Thanks to reader Dave for pointing out my oversight. James Arness died Friday from old age. He was 88.
James Arness of ‘Gunsmoke’ fame dies at 88
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LYNN ELBERASSOCIATED PRESSJames Arness, the 6-foot-6 actor who towered over the television landscape for two decades as righteous Dodge City lawman Matt Dillon in “Gunsmoke,” died today. He was 88.
The actor died in his sleep at his home in Brentwood, Calif., according to his business manager, Ginny Fazer.
Arness’ official Web site posted a letter from Arness today that he wrote with the intention that it be posted posthumously: “I had a wonderful life and was blessed with so many loving people and great friends,” he said.
“I wanted to take this time to thank all of you for the many years of being a fan of ‘Gunsmoke,’ ‘The Thing,’ ‘How the West Was Won’ and all the other fun projects I was lucky enough to have been allowed to be a part of. I had the privilege of working with so many great actors over the years.”
As U.S. Marshal Dillon in the 1955-75 CBS Western series, Arness created an indelible portrait of a quiet, heroic man with an unbending dedication to justice and the town he protected.
The wealth and fame Arness gained from “Gunsmoke” could not protect him from tragedy in his personal life: His daughter and his former wife, Virginia, both died of drug overdoses.
Arness, a quiet, intensely private man who preferred the outdoor life to Hollywood’s party scene, rarely gave interviews and refused to discuss the tragedies.
“He’s big, impressive and virile,” costar Amanda Blake (Miss Kitty) once said of Arness, adding, “I’ve worked with him for 16 years, but I don’t really know him.”
The actor was 32 when friend John Wayne declined the lead role in “Gunsmoke” and recommended Arness instead. Afraid of being typecast, Arness initially rejected it.
“Go ahead and take it, Jim,” Wayne urged him. “You’re too big for pictures. Guys like Gregory Peck and I don’t want a big lug like you towering over us. Make your mark in television.”
“Gunsmoke” went on to become the longest-running dramatic series in network history until NBC’s “Law & Order” tied in 2010. Arness’ 20-year prime-time run as the marshal was tied only in recent times by Kelsey Grammer’s 20 years as Frasier Crane from 1984 to 2004 on “Cheers” and then on “Frasier.”
The years showed on the weathered-looking Arness, but he - and his TV character - wore them well.
“The camera really loved his face, and with good reason,” novelist Wallace Markfield wrote in a 1975 “Gunsmoke” appreciation in the New York Times. “It was a face that would age well and that, while aging, would carry intimations of waste, loss and futility.”
Born James Aurness in Minneapolis (he dropped the “u’’ for show business reasons), he and brother Peter enjoyed a “real Huckleberry Finn existence,” Arness once recalled.
Peter, who changed his last name to Graves, went on to star in the TV series “Mission Impossible.”
A self-described drifter, Arness left home at age 18, hopping freight trains and Caribbean-bound freighters. He entered Beloit College in Wisconsin, but was drafted into the Army in his 1942-43 freshman year. Wounded in the leg during the 1944 invasion at Anzio, Italy, Arness was hospitalized for a year and left with a slight limp. He returned to Minneapolis to work as a radio announcer and in small theater roles.
He moved to Hollywood in 1946 at a friend’s suggestion. After a slow start in which he took jobs as a carpenter and salesman, a role in MGM’s “Battleground” (1949) was a career turning point. Parts in more than 20 films followed, including “The Thing,” ‘’Hellgate” and “Hondo” with Wayne. Then came “Gunsmoke,” which proved a durable hit and a multimillion-dollar boon for Arness, who owned part of the series.
His longtime costars were Blake as saloon keeper Miss Kitty, Milburn Stone as Doc Adams and Dennis Weaver as the deputy, Chester Goode.
When Weaver died in February 2006, Arness called it “a big loss for me personally” and said Weaver “provided comic relief but was also a real person doing things that were very important to the show.”
The cancellation of “Gunsmoke” didn’t keep Arness away from TV for long: He returned a few months later, in January 1976, in the TV movie “The Macahans,” which led to the 1978-79 ABC series “How the West Was Won.”
Arness took on a contemporary role as a police officer in the series “McClain’s Law,” which aired on NBC from 1981-82.
Despite his desire for privacy, a rocky domestic life landed him in the news more than once.
Arness met future wife Virginia Chapman while both were studying at Southern California’s Pasadena Playhouse. They wed in 1948 and had two children, Jenny and Rolf. Chapman’s son from her first marriage, Craig, was adopted by Arness.
The marriage foundered and in 1963 Arness sought a divorce and custody of the three children, which he was granted. He tried to guard them from the spotlight.
“The kids don’t really have any part of my television life,” he once remarked. “Fortunately, there aren’t many times when show business intrudes on our family existence.”
Former “Gunsmoke” actor James Arness, who played Marshal Matt Dillon in the western TV series for 20 years, died Friday from natural causes, according to his website. He was 88.
Over the two decades of “Gunsmoke” episodes from 1955 to 1975, Arness worked with hundreds of actors, some of them just up-and-comers such as Harrison Ford, Burt Reynolds and Charles Bronson. He also worked with Betty Davis.
Born in Minneapolis on May 26, 1923, Arness served in the Army during World War II at Anzio, the Italian beach that the Army says was the setting for the largest and most violent armed conflict in history.
Arness was wounded in his right leg and received the Purple Heart.
Arness’ younger brother Peter Graves, of Mission Impossible fame, died last year.
Two great actors, exiting the stage a year apart.
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Permalink • Friday - June 03, 2011
It’s like McCarthyism, only without actual Commies
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Permalink • Tuesday - May 24, 2011
Gratuitous Newsity
What a sad life ...
Here we go again. Troubled Child™ Linday Lohan is at it again. This is now two days in a row she’s managed to “accidentally” flash her bits and pieces in public to keep her name out there. You would have thought that her nearly fatal drug addiction and various run ins with the law would be enough, but oh no.
And I could have sworn the last I’d heard of her, she was supposed to be doing 6 months in jail. What happened there? Oh, she’s too good for jail, so she got community service instead. Yeah, that was it. So she went to a shelter to feed the homeless, and made news - serious news! - for showing up not wearing a bra. I am not kidding. The UK’s Daily Mail ran a piece with a boob expert ( I think it was a bra fitter from Marks & Spenser ) yattering on and on about how all this bouncing about all free and pokey was going to give her issues with gravity in the near future. The UK Sun had the nippy pics.
Alas, the future is upon us. Yesterday’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ during a ‘modeling shoot’ made that all too plain. What was perfect and perky at 16 is quickly becoming a waistline accessory. And all the “we only do proper news” news sites run the story, and merely link to the Sun, which doesn’t pretend to be any better, and runs the pics.
And here we go again. Oh noes, Lindsay goes swimming in the ocean and her bikini top falls off! Giggle giggle, oopsie, wardrobe malfunction! Yeah, and the photographers were right there, managing to capture things in their razor sharp high resolution glory. Or lack thereof. Meh, I’d still give her an 8.5, but mostly because it looks like the blond dye is starting to wash out and her lovely natural dark red locks are starting to emerge again. Girl has hair, I’ll grant her that.
Lindsay Lohan suffered another wardrobe malfunction yesterday when a crashing wave removed her bikini top as she cooled off in the Miami surf. And despite clutching her arms across her chest, she could not stop her assets spilling out. The troubled actress, who’s currently serving 480 hours community service for stealing a necklace, gasped when she was struck by the wall of water.
NSFW PHOTOS AT THESUN.CO.UK
But she continued to merrily splash around nonetheless.
No doubt her jaw-dropping displays have gone down a storm with beady-eyed male bathers, but I’m not sure this is what the judge had in mind for her community service sentence.
Still, the freckly actress won’t be doing her hopes of landing more adult movie roles any harm with ‘incidents’ like these.
Next up she’s starring alongside JOHN TRAVOLTA and AL PACINO in Gotti: Three Generations, based on the life and crimes of notorious mafia boss John Gotti.
Let’s hope she makes the breast of it…
I don’t think she has much acting talent, and I hate her voice. Maybe she knows this too, and all her self worth is wrapped up in being a scag? Oh that makes sense. So I’m guessing her desire to stay in the limelight will eventually lead her to the porno industry, though I doubt by that point that even the expert soft-focus photographers at X-Art will be able to make her look good.
Seems a shame, but the porn world can always use another doped out fire crotch. For about a year.
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Oh, and here's some kind of visitor flag counter thingy. Hey, all the cool blogs have one, so I should too. The Visitors Online thingy up at the top doesn't count anything, but it looks neat. It had better, since I paid actual money for it.
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