What is now western Wyoming would turn into a battlefield — and Mormons would convert canyons of northeastern Utah into armed fortresses — because of disputes in the 1850s between Brigham Young and federal officials sent to govern the territory of Utah.

Many of those officials told the press of the day and President James Buchanan that members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints refused to subject themselves to federal judges’ rulings and federal law, and that the Mormons would follow only Brigham Young.

Mormons in turn said the judges were immoral scoundrels who overstepped their bounds. Utah’s delegate to Congress, John Bernhisel, suggested sending a commission to investigate charges. Instead, Buchanan sent a new territorial governor to replace Young — along with a huge contingent of the U.S. Army to ensure his installation and to put down any “rebellion.”

Young was not notified officially of the ordered change. When Mormon messengers brought word that a large army was headed to Utah, Young worried that old persecutions were being renewed — and that the Army was coming to kill and scatter church leaders.

The written words of Buchanan and Young still echo loudly 150 years later.

Their (Mormon) hostility to the lawful government of the country has at length become so violent that no officer bearing a commission from the Chief Magistrate of the Union can enter the territory or remain there with safety. . . . I accordingly ordered a detachment of the army to march for the City of Salt Lake — as a posse for the enforcement of the laws. — President James Buchanan’s proclamation, Deseret News, June 16, 1858

We are invaded by a hostile force who are evidently assailing us to accomplish our overthrow and destruction. . . . Our opponents have availed themselves of prejudice existing against us because of our religious faith, to send out a formidable host to accomplish our destruction. . . . (I order) that all the forces in said Territory hold themselves in readiness to march, at a moment’s notice, to repel any and all such invasion. — Territorial Gov. Brigham Young’s proclamation, 1857

The first commander named for the U.S. Army expedition was Gen. William Harney. His biographer would later write that he “had fully determined, on arriving at Salt Lake City, to capture Brigham Young and the twelve apostles and execute them in summary fashion.” But Harney would never go to Utah, for he was soon sent instead to quell unrest in Kansas.

He was replaced by Col. Albert Sidney Johnston, who was far away in Texas. So Johnston’s Army of 2,500 — a third of the nation’s entire Army at the time — would be crossing the Plains without him for most of the trip. The march also started late in the season; wagons were scattered in long trains. Officers didn’t expect much opposition from Mormons to such a powerful force.

All of those were mistakes.

Should a collision take place between the good people of Utah and the detachment sent thither, the news of such an event would produce the most intense excitement throughout this vast confederacy, and the tide of public sentiment would set against us with tremendous force. — Utah congressional delegate John Bernhisel, warning Brigham Young to avoid a shooting war

Young indeed sought to avoid the shooting that Bernhisel warned would solidify public opinion against Mormons, but he also wanted to keep the Army away — and buy time for negotiations. So he sent militia to harass and slow the Army.

Porter Rockwell, a famous gunslinger, was the first to attempt to strike a blow for the Mormons. He and some militia attempted to stampede and steal a herd of Army mules near South Pass at Pacific Springs.

“He got away with them at first,” historian William P. MacKinnon, who is writing a two-volume history on the war, told the modern-day caravan.

“But an alert Army bugler blew ‘stable call.’ To the mules, that meant food. So the Army mules not only returned, but some of the mules with Rockwell went, too. So he lost some of his own mounts,” MacKinnon said. “His buddies kidded him about it for months.”

Gen. (Daniel) Wells (commander of the Mormon militia), looking at me as straight as possible, asked if I could take a few men and turn back the trains that were on the road or burn them. I replied that I thought I could do just what he told me to. — Lot Smith, Mormon militia (Nauvoo Legion)

Eldredge, who is writing a guide to the trail of Johnston’s Army, looks over the sage desert not far from the intersection of today’s I-80 and U.S. 30 near Granger, Wyo. He says the war would first become hot here — literally and figuratively.

Lot Smith encountered an Army supply train here on Oct. 2, 1857. Amid his threats, the train promised to return east to avoid being burned. But as soon as Smith’s militia was out of sight, the supply train turned west again to try to join the infantry and find protection.

After that, Smith decided to burn wagon trains whenever he had the chance — and burned 50 wagons in two detachments on Oct. 3. The next day he burned another unprotected train, after Smith and the wagonmaster had a short, classic conversation.

(I asked) him to get all of his men and their private property as quickly as possible out of the wagons for I meant to put a little fire to them. He exclaimed, “For God’s sake, don’t burn the trains.” I said it was for his sake that I meant to burn them. — Capt. Lot Smith, Mormon militia

Eldredge says that while Mormons would claim to fire no shots at the Army during the war (although the Army said otherwise), one of Smith’s men did fire a shot by accident just after that wagon burning that was a doozy. Smith recalled how it hit three of his own men.

He wrote, “The heavy ball passed through Orson P. Arnold’s thigh, braking bone in a fearful manner, struck Philo Dibble in the side of the head, and went through Samuel Bateman’s hat just missing his head and pulling his hair.”

Hard-headed Dibble would suffer no damage and would participate in many more raids and help spy on Army movements from the top of Bridger Butte and other hills. More interesting to travelers today, he etched his name into rock along the Mormon trail near a Mormon express station that serves as a testament to his survival.

Advanced portions of the Army established what was to be called Camp Winfield — in honor of the U.S. Army’s longtime commanding general, Winfield Scott — on the Ham’s Fork river near the border of today’s Sweetwater and Lincoln counties.

“It was an oasis in the desert,” Eldredge says, amid modern-day grass that is so lush that a moose walks nearby as if to underscore the comment.

But Mormon cavalry could watch the Army from hills surrounding the spot, and was continuing raids on livestock and burning forage — usually just out of rifle range for frustrated U.S. soldiers, who at that time had no cavalry with them.

Eldredge tells the modern caravan that Col. Edmund Alexander, the ranking Army officer there, heard that Mormons were fortifying Echo Canyon in front of him. And amid mounting losses from Mormon raids, he decided to try to make an end run around the Mormons by following Ham’s Fork toward Bear Lake, hoping to try to approach Salt Lake City and Mormon settlements from the north and gain possible victories against more lightly defended areas.

It was a bad idea that astounded Johnston later because it was a longer route to Utah with no advantages. Mormon militia burned forage in front of the Army and continued to steal livestock from the rear. In fact, Eldredge says, Mormons would end up stealing 800 of the 1,400 head of cattle with the Army there.

As the Army moved north, Lot Smith and 40 Mormon militia were almost ambushed and killed. They ran into Army Capt. Randolph B. Marcy with his 100 men. As Marcy’s men loaded guns and formed a battle line, Smith exchanged salutations with Marcy.

Eldredge said Marcy asked Smith’s business. Smith replied, “Watching you, sir.” Marcy apologized for the conflict that seemed imminent and said officers did not want to come to blows with Mormons. Smith said the Buchanan administration did, and its actions were like holding a “knife to cut his throat.”

Smith’s militia then tried to escape. Eldredge said the Army reported firing about 40 shots but managed only to hit the hat of one Mormon and to shoot two horses. He said Mormon riders slid to the sides of their horses to shield themselves from Army shots.

Alexander’s march up Ham’s Fork was a slow-moving disaster. Then, when he caught and imprisoned Mormons who claimed (with wild exaggeration) that the Mormons had 25,000 troops in the mountains ahead, Alexander decided to return to Camp Winfield.

He had wasted a month, livestock were dangerously weakened, and five soldiers had died, including two who Mormons said were shot for being deserters.

Johnston finally arrived and met with troops at the confluence of the Ham’s Fork and Black’s Fork rivers. With few provisions remaining and in an area without protection and little forage, he decided in November 1857 to move as quickly as possible to Fort Bridger, or to Fort Supply nearby, for the winter.

It was only a march of just over 35 miles. But it would take two weeks in the winter of 1857. Blizzards hit the Army near Church Butte. That was the march that would be called the “Camp of Death,” as worn-down animals died in droves and soldiers raced in sub-zero temperatures to Fort Bridger.

Animals lying along the road every rod, almost, and daily and hourly dying as they are driven along the road. Snow about 7 inches deep. Fort Bridger is our hope. If we once get there we shall be safe with our stores. Hundreds of animals die every 24 hours. . . . Cattle have died so rapidly that they have to send back oxen to draw one train at a time. — Capt. Jesse Gove, U.S. Army

The thermometer fell last night to sixteen degrees below zero. . . . The animals are still dying rapidly. They are seen fallen in such attitudes as could only result from the last possible of remaining strength to resist the effects of starvation and cold. — Capt. John W. Phelps, U.S. Army

The army under my command took the last possible step forward at Bridger, in the condition of the animals then alive. — Col.. Albert Sidney Johnston, U.S. Army

When the Army arrived at Forts Bridger and Supply, they found the Mormons had burned them. The protected valleys around Bridger (which the Army renamed Camp Scott, also in honor of Winfield Scott) would allow the troops to survive the winter, barely, in part by finding stores of a few vegetables that Mormons had left when they had hurriedly retreated.

Today, some of the burned-down ends of wooden pickets that had surrounded Fort Supply are still in place and visible near present-day Robertson, Wyo. Visitors to Fort Bridger can also see excavations of the original site, revealing old foundations and some stores of goods left behind there.

Visitors today can also find the remains of “Eckelsville” on Black’s Fork south of Fort Bridger. That is where the new territorial officials sent by Buchanan lived for the winter and were officially sworn into office as they arrived in the Utah Territory. It was named in honor of new Chief Justice Delana Eccles.

Eccles convened a grand jury there, composed of Army teamsters, and indicted Brigham Young for treason.

Young likely found out about that indictment quickly. Eldredge says that Young claimed that he had such good intelligence on Eckelsville, mainly from Mormon spies watching from surrounding hills, that Eccles could not “go to the willows” without him knowing about it.

Meanwhile, Mormons would keep watch on Camp Scott and any signs of advancement from nearby buttes and from other points overlooking the road to Salt Lake City, as they did near the Needles rock formation near the modern Utah-Wyoming border.

Had the Army advanced, the Mormons had constructed interesting defenses to confront it in Echo Canyon, East Canyon and even at Mormon Flats in Little Emigration Canyon.

In Echo Canyon, Eldredge said Mormons hoped to ambush the Army, if necessary, at a point where it narrows, about a mile east of the current rest stop and welcome center on I-80. He points to well-concealed but still visible circular rock nests atop the cliffs. On the other side of the canyon, Mormons dug rifle pits, now long-vanished. Had the Army advanced, Mormons could have poured in fire from well-concealed fortifications on both sides of the canyon near its narrows.

Across the canyon floor, Eldredge said, Mormons dug several trenches — about 12 feet wide and eight feet deep — which would slow any Army advance while Mormons fired from canyon walls. They also built dams to flood some narrow points. Similar fortifications were built in East Canyon, just upstream from where East Canyon Creek enters modern East Canyon Reservoir. These are most easily seen today above Mormon Flats in Little Emigration Canyon.

Mormon militia were scattered from Salt Lake City to Cache Cave near the top of Echo Canyon to fight if the Army advanced, with spies stationed from there to Camp Scott.

The Mormons manning such fortifications did not have an easy winter. A captured Army teamster later wrote that among Mormon troops, “Remnants of old bed quilts and blankets served as overcoats.” Many had no shoes and no tents.

However miserable the winter was for the Army and the Mormon militia, it bought time for cooler heads to prevail and negotiate peace.

The era’s press and opposition politicians began to berate the Buchanan administration for the war’s cost and poor execution. One cartoon showed Young hiding behind polygamous wives — which it called his breastworks — scattering the Army into a frenzy with well-placed shots.

Buchanan started looking for a way out of the mess.

Col. Thomas Kane, who had been a longtime unofficial ambassador for Mormons in Washington, was authorized by Buchanan to come West to try to negotiate peace. Buchanan also later sent two other emissaries.

Buchanan eventually offered “amnesty” to Mormons. In exchange, the Army would be allowed to establish a permanent fort nearby: Camp Floyd in Cedar Valley.

Johnston wasn’t happy. As he marched troops through Salt Lake City the next June, he told Maj. Fitz-John Porter that he “would give up his plantation for a chance to bombard the city for 15 minutes.”

The “war” would forever change Utah. The influx of non-Mormons it brought would never again allow the territory to be a Mormons-only enclave.

It also changed the U.S. military. At least 98 men who would become future Civil War generals — 50 confederates and 48 for the Union — served in at least part of the “Utah Expedition,” or at the Camp Floyd it created, according to amateur historian Curtis Allen.

Johnston was one. He commanded all western Confederate forces and was killed at Shiloh.

The Utah War showed that Americans who think they are being invaded will fight.

It should have shown the government that more than a mere show of force would be needed to stop a perceived rebellion.

And it should have showed the South that force to quell a revolution was not only possible but almost a sure thing.

Randolph B. Marcy, who had almost ambushed Lot Smith and later became a Union general, observed in his memoirs that he considered the Utah Expedition to be a prelude to the Civil War.

“The sequel of the Mormon expedition,” he wrote in his conclusion, “is well known to the public.”

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(1):  The battleship Maine was:

(a) Sunk by Cuban guerrillas in an attempt to push the USA into war with Spain.
(b) Sunk as part of a media conspiracy headed by William Randolph Hearst, in an attempt to drive up sales and ratings.
(c) Sunk while trying to protect the Mob’s Havana investments.
(d) The World Trade Center conspiracy of its day.

(2):  R.M.S. Titanic was:

(a) Sunk by a U-boat on maneuvers, and this was hushed up to avoid an international incident.
(b) Wrecked by the ship’s navigator, who was an IRA mole.
(c) The epitaph of British imperialism.
(d) Just a Hollywood movie.

(3):  World War I was:

(a) A revenue-sharing fix provoked by Krupp, Skoda, Armstrong, Vickers, Schneider-Creusot and Dupont.  (b) A globalist conspiracy aimed at one-world government via the League of Nations.
(c) A fight over a scrap of paper.
(d) A fight over Mata Hari.

(4):  The sabotage at Black Tom Pier in New York Harbor in 1916 was due to:

(a) The nascent Communist International.
(b) The British agents who sank the Lusitania in hopes of stampeding the USA into World War I.
(c) Racism.
(d) What in hell was Black Tom Pier?

(5):  Woodrow Wilson’s Fourteen Points were:

(a) Torpedoed by a cabal in the French Government.
(b) Torpedoed by the Religious Right, who were offended because God needed only ten points.
(c) Overshadowed by the Black Sox scandal.
(d) Plagiarized from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

(6):  Due to the Treaty of Versailles:

(a) A clique of international financiers forced the sale of Babe Ruth to the Yankees as part of the general settlement of war debts.
(b) Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Mussolini and Hitler all received financial backing as part of the general settlement of war debts.
(c) Parliament forced Lawrence of Arabia to retire as part of the general settlement of war debts.
(d) Prohibition received globalist sanction.

(7):  Hitler’s “Beer Hall Putsch” of 1923:

(a) Was derailed by Gemmatria cabalists who believed that 1923 was a year favorable to Jewish purposes.
(b) Was torpedoed by the Munich brewers’ union because the unpaid S.A. bar tab was prohibitively high.  (c) Was thrashed by “Birth of a Nation” in the ratings.
(d) Resulted in a hung jury.

(8):  The Great Depression of 1929:

(a) Was a globalist conspiracy aimed at driving all nations off the gold standard and softening them up for one-world government.
(b) Was the work of globalist free traders who were eager to get rid of tariffs.
(c) Was the work of Stalin’s Wall Street moles, who were eager to get rid of globalist free traders.
(d) Drove the Scopes Monkey Trial off the front page.

(9):  The Hindenburg crash of 1937 was:

(a) The work of the same Irgun terrorists who blew up the King David Hotel.
(b) A Wall Street plot aimed at boosting the stocks of American aircraft manufacturers.
(c) A Hollywood plot aimed at acquiring a model and prototype for future disaster movies.
(d) All about hydrogen.

(10):  The Spanish Civil War was:

(a) An Illuminati proving ground for the subversive guerrilla warfare of the future.
(b) A fascist baptismal rite. 
(c) Stalin’s cover and alibi for extraterritorial Soviet police action.
(d) Didn’t Stalin win an Oscar for his role in The Trials?

(11):  World War II was:

(a) Engineered by Zionist moles within the German Government who were bent on Hitler’s downfall.
(b) A globalist plot aimed at one-world government through the United Nations.
(c) An NKVD fix to divert attention from Stalin’s purges.
(d) All about other people’s oil. 

(12):  The Pearl Harbor disaster (of 1941) was:

(a) Engineered by that man in the White House.
(b) Engineered by those men who wanted the White House.
(c) Engineered by those men who wanted to sign peace in the White House.
(d) All of the above.

(13):  Due to the Battle of Midway in 1942:

(a) The globalists lost their most promising Far Eastern stooge and were forced to wait for the Chicomms.
(b) “Strange Tales” was forced off the shelf by the war news.
(c) Washington’s right-wing cabal was set back until 1952.
(d) The Soviet Politburo learned what navies are.

(14):  The Manhattan Project was:

(a) A cabal among aliens and Albert Einstein, who only looked like an alien.
(b) Moved to Chicago due to nonpayment of rent.
(c) Never mind Los Alamos and Alamogordo!  What about Roswell?
(d) Never heard of Los Alamos and Alamogordo (or Roswell).

(15):  Due to the Cold War:

(a) Attention was diverted from the crisis of global warming.
(b) We got the interstate highway system instead of a mass transit policy.
(c) Joe McCarthy was framed!
(d) Alger Hiss and the Rosenbergs were framed!

(16):  During the Korean War, General Douglas MacArthur was:

(a) Fired for trying to take out the Chicomms before Sam Walton could hire them.
(b) Fired for predicting an interplanetary war.
(c) Fired for his condescending attitude toward peasants.
(d) All of the above.

(17):  The Bay of Pigs invasion was:

(a) A Mob operation aimed at regaining their Havana investments.
(b) An unsuccessful pilot for “The Twilight Zone.”
(c) A Big Tobacco operation aimed at regaining access to the Cuban cigar tobacco crop.
(d) A dress rehearsal for D-day, trapped in a Bermuda Triangle time warp by aliens and released in Cuba after 20 years.

(18):  Due to the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962:

(a) Lee Harvey Oswald received a grant-in-aid from the Trilateral Commission.
(b) Playwrights worldwide were fascinated with a satire on the Maginot Line.
(c) Blonde bombshells became persona non grata at the White House.
(d) Fidel Castro was forced to sell his 1938 Packard limousine.

(19):  Due to the Second Indochina War (aka Vietnam):

(a) LBJ successfully deflected attention from Dallas.
(b) Tenuring of radical professors received an unexpected boost from the ACLU.
(c) Insanity rights received an unexpected boost from the ACLU.
(d) The Chicomms sabotaged Apollo 13.

(20):  Watergate was:

(a) Tipped by Chicomm moles working for the New York Times.
(b) A Trilateral Commission dress rehearsal for a putsch.
(c) A witch hunt that brought Wicca back into fashion.
(d) I hate foreign words!  What the hell is a putsch?

(21):  SALT was:

(a) Sabotaged by the Trilateral Commission.
(b) Sabotaged by Begin and Sadat.
(c) A dreary satire on the Munich Conference of 1938.
(d) Long ago discovered to cause high blood pressure.

(22):  The Star Wars ABM program was:

(a) Only a scam engineered by computer programmers, who fed disinformation to Soviet hacker spies.
(b) Conceived by Bobby Fischer and Boris Spassky at Reykjavik, Iceland.
(c) A globalist fix aimed at making outer space a free trade zone.
(d) A waste of the Carter peace dividend.

(23):  The Berlin Wall was:

(a) At the top of the Euro pop charts for years.
(b) An environmental control.
(c) The KGB version of the Maginot Line.
(d) The KGB version of the Wailing Wall.

(24):  The Persian Gulf War was:

(a) A George H.W. Bush fix.
(b) A CIA fix aimed at giving Saddam Hussein enough rope to hang himself.
(c) A UN fix aimed at diverting attention from Central African genocide.
(d) A globalist scam aimed at retroactive oil price fixing.

This concludes the Black Helicopter Crowd Fitness Test.

Questions concerning events of the past decade or so have been deliberately
omitted, since conspiracy theories concerning these events are still
in flux and have hardly attained their mature forms.

Please submit this test to your nearest mental health professional for
scoring, and have as much fun as you can before they catch up with you!

But there, what was that?  Steamer lanterns astern?  A ship following U-123 out of the approaches?  Yes, a tanker, a big one.  Sizing up the target, Hardegen swung U-123 in a U-turn and waited for the ship to steam into his sights.  On she came, her crew seeing and suspecting nothing.  A surfaced U-boat was almost impossible to see, even when you were practically on top of it, and tonight was no exception.

“Torpedo LOS!”

The seconds ticked by, and then…WHACK!

”From the aft edge of the tanker’s bridge a violent detonation blew yellow and red flame mixed with black oil, water, and ship’s parts two hundred meters into the sky.  With bright fire licking the night…the U-boat’s field of vision was illuminated as thought it was day and one could read a newspaper by the torch’s light.  On the tanker itself the bridge burned fiercely, which to Hardegen meant no radio calls were going out…
--Gannon

Radio calls or no, it was time to go.  But the ship was sinking too slowly for Hardegen.  It needed another hole, and Hardegen obligingly punched it into her from a stern torpedo tube.  The ship slid out of sight, and Hardegen slid out to sea.

”Hardegen claimed 10,000 GRT…and made the sarcastic comment:  ‘The Americans had recalled some of their light ships.  So it was a good thing that my wrecks were partly sticking out of the water.  Otherwise how would other ships find the harbor?  We had carefully laid a buoy line for them.”

Hardegen’s victim was the Coimbra, British, 6768 GRT, and a capacity of 80,000 barrels of oil.  Ironically, she had been built by a German yard.  The captain and thirty-five of the crew were killed, and six were wounded.  On the south shore of Long Island, many residents saw the burning ship from their homes and alerted authorities.  But Hardegan got off scot-free.

This piece of seagoing audacity heralded a six-month reign of terror along the eastern seaboard of the United States.

Although only five oceangoing Type IX U-boats could be mustered to open the Paukenschlag campaign, more were to follow, including tanker and freighter submarines that enabled the smaller and far more numerous Type VII U-boats to operate along the American seaboard.

For six months, the Kriegsmarine controlled that seaboard with its U-boats, sending nearly 400 ships to the bottom, while the Americans desperately scrapped for stopgaps, including converted private yachts.  During this time, coastal dwellers and beachgoers witnessed burning and sinking ships all the way down to Miami Beach, and oil from sinking wrecks fouled beach after beach.  The area off Hatteras, already a legendary nautical graveyard, was sown anew with the shattered hulls of sunken ships.

Six months were needed before the U.S. coastal defenses became effective.  Partly it was a shortage of material.  Intent on the Pacific, COMINCH Ernest J. King begrudged every ship that he had to turn over to Vice Admiral Andrews, commanding the Eastern Sea Frontier, and for months, destroyers for patrol were few and far between.  The defenders had few other craft that could even catch a U-boat, let alone destroy it.  From January to July, precisely six U-boats were sunk in American coastal waters.  Apart from Pearl Harbor, the Paukenschlag campaign was the single greatest humiliation for the Navy in World War II.

Partly it was a defect in doctrine, including a refusal to listen to the voices of British experience.  For months after the Paukenschlag slaughter began, the authorities stubbornly resisted instituting the convoy system along the coastal trade routes.  Finally, despite his preoccupation with the Pacific war, Admiral King intervened (4/1/1942), with a dictum that convoy must be instituted.

Even after the ships themselves began running dark, many losses were caused by the refusal of coastal cities and resorts to “black out,” for fear of ruining the tourist trade.  Off port cities from New York to Miami, ships were silhouetted against the glow of onshore lights, and U-boats, cruising with arrogant impunity on the surface, almost casually sighted up ship after ship and sent them to the bottom.  As time wore on, they began shelling their victims with their deck guns in order to conserve their torpedoes.

When convoys were established on the East Coast, Admiral Doenitz, wizard of the U-boat war, shifted his U-boats to the Gulf of Mexico.  It was like instant replay.  Ships were sunk at the mouth of the Mississippi, off the Texas Gulf ports, and in the approaches to other ports.  Finally convoys were organized in the Gulf, and Doenitz obligingly shifted his attention to the Caribbean—and more duck soup—until convoy was implemented in that sea.  Finally—and it was now July—Doenitz pulled his hunters out to mid-Atlantic and prepared to renew battle on the transoceanic convoy routes.

”It had been a bitterly costly six months.  The losses in material could be replaced, even though, at the time, they threatened impending operations against the Axis.  The losses in lives were another matter.  Had the Navy been properly prepared, they need not have happened.  The dead men were victims of the peacetime habit of thought….and the business-as-usual philosophy that still held the public.”

These are ever the greatest enablers of enemy action.

ARTWORK ACKNOWLEDGMENT:

“Paukenschlag” by Michael Rock

http://www.subart.net/paukenschlag.htm

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