Friday - February 20, 2004

Bush vs. The Ninja Terrorists

Thanks to Frank J who got a tip from Brian who ...... never mind.

This is the on-line computer game of the year.

Note: John Kerry doesn't have anything nearly this cool!

A Fresh Look At An Old Favorite

The late Dr. Isaac Asimov has always been one of my favorite authors. I grew up reading "I, Robot" and "The Foundation" series. Thanks to Dr. Asimov's science fiction novels, essays and short stories I was introduced to the astounding world of Science Fiction at an early age. His writings were more science than fiction thanks to a PhD. in Biochemistry. Thanks to his works, I was able to understand the complexities of space travel a decade or more before we put a man on the moon.

He was also an uncommonly brilliant thinker with a great sense of humor.

He was born in Russia and came to this country at an early age. He loved America dearly. Take a look at his interpretation of the Star Spangled Banner (all four stanzas).

Sadly, they don't make 'em like Dr. Asimov anymore.

Blue Screen Of Death

It happens to computer users billions of times a day worldwide.

Microsoft has decided to earn money from it.

This Bud's for you!

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Listening to Rush yesterday it suddenly came to me: we have failed two whole generations of Americans when it comes to opportunities and education. And paid dearly for it, too. But Dummycrats can't quite see it that way. They see it as a requirement for more "investment" (socialist code word for raping your wallet.)

Rush was having a conversation with a guy named James who worked at a Head Start program in the Bronx and proceeded to tell Rush their programs teach parents to read and also advise parents and kids on spouse/family abuse.

Like Rush and myself, by now you must be asking, "why is Head Start TEACHING parents to read? Wasn't that the role that Head Start, pre-K, Kindergarten, grammar school and high school should have played in their life as that person was growing up?"

By virtue of Head Start doing this for parents now isn't that an admission of failure for the WHOLE system of welfare AND education as we know it? Here we have dozens of federal, state, county, and local programs (not to mention church and charitable groups): Head Start, AFDC, food stamps, WIC, welfare, earned income credits, work-fare, state paid child care, free lunch, free training, free breakfast, Internet hookups in classrooms with each one overlapping the other in programs and responsibility. The end result? A full circle right back to the beginning. Except now we have Head Start to teach parents how to read!!!!!

And don't we already have tax-payer funded programs that advise on abuse? Why so much overlap? Just how much have we gotten as it relates to results for all these programs? Obviously, not a whole lot, in my eyes. No Sirree!

If you listen to the Dummycrats you will find them still insisting we further fund these programs and demanding we create even more. Why? Because they DO increase the level of bureaucracy and the numbers of government workers. As for the kids I guess their attitude is, "FUCK 'EM!! I got my job and now let's see how many more people I can drag into this so we can hire even more workers and get more funding."

Dummycrats know that if you increase the numbers of people standing around with their hands out asking for more, the core group of voters the Dummycrats are constantly trolling around for, you will increase your chances of getting elected. Result? A larger class of people considered dependent. A larger class of Victicrats.

OH! Let's not forget. According to the Dummycrats, we still have hungry/starving children. When was the last time you read that ANYBODY died in the US due to hunger????????????? (other than self-inflicted through bulimia or adults purposely starving kids) And if you did hear or one or two is that really any cause for the hysterics of the Dummycrats saying millions are hungry? Truth be told, our kids are fatter than they ever were. Could be they are getting too many free breakfasts and lunches.

Anyway, the total so far for all these educational and social programs: over 5 TRILLION dollars!!!!

So to recap, what do we have for that "investment"? Head Start programs that teach parents and kids about domestic violence!!!!! Entire programs that are abject failures in that after years and years people still can't read and are taught that their only salvation is another government program or handout. We have created a society of dependency in this country that sickens me. Maybe it is time we CUT all these programs and let these people figure out how to grab their own bootstraps and make something of themselves. If nothing else, by cutting these programs and giving the money back to the taxpayer (notice I said TAXPAYER, not the poor or those who pay NO taxes already!) we'd have more money donated to charitable organizations such as churches and local groups who used to do this sort of thing in the past before Mommy Government usurped that role.) I firmly believe the results would be much better.

Check out the transcript of a conversation Rush had with James.

SHHHHH!!!!  Can you hear it?

Can you hear that sound? You know!! The sound of loud, howling righteous indignation coming from the leftist barking moonbats in our country and other "freedom loving" hot spots of the world against (spit) FRANCE and the (spit) frenchy-french.

I did not think so. I couldn't hear it either.

Surely you remember how these socialist scumbags wailed, and cried, and gnashed their teeth upon hearing the US was going to attack Iraq, and said that it was a UNILATERAL ACTION and how awful it was and that we're so mean, that we are bullies, that we are colonialists, OH WOE IS THE WORLD!!!! WHIMPER!! WHIMPER! WHINE!! WHINE!!

But now we have the (SPIT! SPIT!) French talking of sending troops to Haiti and not a peep out of these bastards. And not a peep of them when the (SPIT!) French went to the Ivory Coast or Chad. They did not go to the (SPIT! SPIT! SPIT! SPIT! SPIT!) United Nations and ask permission, did they? But is it considered a unilateral action? "Mais, non!!!!" cried Pierre as he ate some pig innards or offal or snails or whatever they eat over there.

Amazing how hypocritical actions are not seen as such by the rest of the world. But then again, maybe the rest of the world knows that no matter how many (spit!) French soldiers are sent to any place on the globe they are so ineffectual as to be considered "not" there. Especially given their propensity for displaying white flags in the face of a slingshot (much less some serious firepower), and proving to us they truly ARE cheese eating SURRENDER monkeys ----well, we have nothing to really worry about, do we?

Alright, go ahead, read this.

A Sad Day For Entertainment

With Howard The Duck dropping out of the race, I am saddened. Why? Because we will no longer have this kind of entertainment.

Or this, this, this, and especially this.

If Barking Moonbats like that didn't exist, we would have to invent them.

Politician Interlock Device

Legistators in New Mexico are trying to pass a bill that would require ignition interlock devices that incorporate a breathalyzer in all vehicles by 2008. Supposedly, this would prevent drunks from getting behind the wheel and driving badly.

Wouldn't it be easier and less expensive to just vigorously prosecute people who drive drunk under current laws? Do they have any idea how much this will cause the price of cars to rise?

Maybe New Mexico needs to install a Rationalizer&trade interlock device on the state capitol. Lawmakers would be required to prove they have a minimum of common sense before being allowed to enter.

Moonbat Of The Week Award

This has been a busy week, what with kicking off the 9-11 Contest, trying to finish loading up a new Linux server on my home network and handling all the problems at the office. However, there are Barking Moonbats out there and they deserve recognition at all costs, therefore this week's award goes to this woman:



We will hold the trophy until she is released from prison.

   Thursday - February 19, 2004

The Robin Williams Peace Plan

I found this over at Strange Cosmos. Methinks Robin has come up with the perfect plan ......

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys, 'We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

FLASH!! KERRY AIDS VIET CONG GENOCIDE

By now, you have all read about John Kerry's anti-war days protesting the Vietnam War and testifying before Congress in 1971 that his fellow soldiers, while he was serving in Vietnam, committed atrocities like rape and murder. Definite human rights violations by US troops? Kerry said so.

Now we come full circle and that same John Kerry is running for President and his tune has changed. Now he thinks human rights violations and millions of people murdered by Vietnam is A-OK with him. WTF, over?

Since 2001 Senator John Kerry has stubbornly blocked Senate Bill HR-2833. This bill was passed without delay through the House of Representatives by a margin of 411 to 1 to bring an immediate halt to Vietnam's undisguised genocide of Montagnard tribes in the Central Highlands of Vietnam. The Vietnamese have already reduced the population of Montagnards from 3 million to less than 650,000 since the Vietnam War ended. That's almost 2.5 million men, women and children who were "ethnically cleansed" as part of Vietnam's ongoing "cutlural leveling" program.

A quick search of John Kerry's web site showed a list of issues that does not include human rights. However, at another page on the Kerry web site, Asian-Americans For John Kerry, we found this quote "Kerry has worked to improve human rights in Vietnam by raising the issue in private meeting with the government.”

So, John Kerry is blocking legislation to force Vietnam to stop murdering its people and meanwhile holding "private meetings" with the Viet Cong??

And from this article at the US Veteran Dispatch we find a very good reason why Kerry sides with the Vietnamese:

A member of Sen. Kerry's family, specifically his cousin, C. Stewart Forbes, is Chief Executive Officer of the Boston, Massachusetts-based Colliers International, one of the largest real estate federations in the world.

In Dec. 1992, Vietnam granted Colliers a contract designating Colliers the "exclusive real estate agent representing Vietnam." Colliers has since written contracts in Vietnam worth billions, upgrading Vietnam's ports, railroads, highways and government buildings.

Documents retrieved from the Internet clearly demonstrate that Colliers is involved with Lippo in multimillion contracts in Indonesia. Kerry, who has a blind trust run by members of his family, claims he knows nothing about his cousin's business deals or affiliations.

NewsMax also reports the following: Kerry is also a fan of China’s communist dictatorship. “On May 19, 1994, five years after Tiananmen Square, Kerry spoke on the Senate floor against linking China's Most Favored Nation trade status to its human rights record,” Slate reported.

So, to conclude, John Kerry loves Communist dictatorships who murder their people by the millions and thinks the US should cozy up to them and encourage their genocidal behavior by giving them most favored nation status and exchanging embassies - while snagging lucrative contracts for his relatives from these despotic regimes!?!?!?!?!

Emperor Misha, over at the Rottweiler Empire gives John Kerry a ROYAL FISKING over this issue. I wish Misha could participate in an interview with Monsieur Kerry. I predict the ClueBat&trade would come out after about the first answer. Maybe sooner.

Lies and the liars who tell them

A couple of incidents to further prove how the media and Dummycrats will lie through their teeth in order to perpetuate a concept so fallacious that only through constant repetition will the masses start to believe it.

In the first we see how the left is attempting to hold up Max Cleland as some sort of "wounded in combat at Khe Sahn" veteran who, although he unfortunately lost several limbs, admitted himself it was something that occurred as he was headed off to drink beer. He did not even get a Purple Heart for it!

In Ann Coulter's column last week she skewered Cleland pretty badly (but told NO lies!) and was, herself, pilloried by the leftists in our media (Molly Ivins, Al Hunt, Joe Klein, etc.) for telling the truth. They then proceeded to basically call HER the liar!!

How do these people get up in the morning, look themselves in the mirror and think positively about themselves? Is this some sort of genetic anomaly common to Democrats? At times like this I believe we should fire up the eugenics programs and cull these vermin out of our gene pool.

But to listen to Democrats, Cleland ranks right up there with the JFK/PT-109 incident. Unfortunately, THEY are the ones who are LIARS!!!! (LIARS!!!! LIARS!!!! LIARS!!!!)

You should probably readAnn Coulter's new piece yourself. (God, I LOVE that woman!!!)

Now let's take a look at what Neal Boortz has to say about another Dummycrat lie: who pays what taxes in America. Again, the media further perpetrates the lies, lies, lies and nonsense that John Edwards is spewing about the "two Americas." Why am I not surprised? Go ahead, read for yourself and then ask yourself why the media would purposely give this moonbat a pass.

In this country 97% of all income taxes are paid by the top 50% of income earners. That means that the bottom 50% of income earners are paying virtually none ... a paltry 3% of the tax burden. The top 1% of income earners earn less than 18% of all income, but they pay 38% of all income taxes. Every single year the tax burden gets shifted more and more to the high income earners. And here comes John Edwards saying that we have two tax systems in America where the rich pay less and the working families pay more?

My last question is this: how soon before this group of people who pay little or no taxes will start to vote and then demand benefits, goodies, services, etc. from the government knowing full well they do not have to pay? As Benevolent Dictator I would make EVERYONE pay taxes regardless of income. Make $1 and you pay at least 5% for the privilege. If you are going to participate in government by voting then you should pay for the privilege. Got too many kids and can't afford it? That's not my problem. As Dictator I did not authorize you to have kids you can't afford to maintain. (insert evil laugh here.)

Decision 2004 (Parte Deux!)

Oui! Oui! Zee last parte was for our frenchy-french membres of zee audience. We hope (oui! oui!) you do not wee wee in votre culottes (oui, we know you frenchy-french like to wear zee "short" pantalons) when I tell vous zat zee Dummycrat candidate (et aussi zee French-looking guy who served in votre Vietnam fiasco) wants vous to believe he did not have zee affaire wid zee young madamoiselle.

Regardez le foto et dites-moi qui est-ce la difference entre Clinton et Kerry?



Kinda brings back memories of Cheech and Chong's bit with the french poodle: "parlez-vous a humma-humma?"

Blame Europe

In recent weeks, Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan of Pakistan has been exposed and pilloried (and eventually pardoned) for selling nuclear secrets to North Korea, Iran and Libya. The world is up in arms over this giving away of nuclear technology to terrorist-sponsoring countries.

Hold the phone.

According to the New York Times in today's issue, it seems that the spread of nuclear technology started in Europe. In 1971, when John Kerry was protesting the Vietnam War and accusing his former comrades of atrocities and George Bush was serving in the National Guard, several European nations got together and formed a company called Urenco. This company's sole purpose was to develop nuclear technology and enrich uranium in order to allow Europe to establish nuclear independence from the US. I suspect the French were behind it. They have a long history of "penUS envy".

Dr. Kahn worked for Urenco before returning to his home in Pakistan in the 80's. According to the Times, security at Urenco was "slipshod", at best.

Now you know. When some terrorist raghead slips a nuke into the US and blows up Cleveland, you can send a thank-you note to Europe. Not the Russians. Not the Pakistanis. Our "friends" in Europe are the ones responsible.

Decision 2004

Before deciding on whether to vote for Kerry or Bush, examine this:

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