Tuesday - September 12, 2006

Conspiracy!

Pssssst! Want to have some fun with Liberals and Democrats today? Show them these two maps, give them a nudge and a wink and quietly whisper “Karl Rove”. Then stand back and watch the fun as their tiny little brains explode and conspiracy theories start spewing out of their mouths at light speed. Now that’s entertainment ...

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/12/2006 at 08:54 AM   
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   Friday - September 08, 2006

TGIF Fun Stuff

I have no idea what these guys are saying but it appears to be a contest to rattle off a Japanese tongue-twister in five seconds. If the contestant gets it wrong, there is a substantial penalty. Don’t ask. Just click on the picture below and go watch the video. You don’t have to understand the language to appreciate the hilarity - especially when it comes time for the last guy (in red) to play ...

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/08/2006 at 10:35 AM   
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   Wednesday - September 06, 2006

Bumper Sticker Of The Day

_{Order yours from CafePress today ($4.99)}

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   Sunday - September 03, 2006

Things To Do This Weekend, Part III

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/03/2006 at 04:00 PM   
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Things To Do This Weekend, Part II

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/03/2006 at 05:59 AM   
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   Saturday - September 02, 2006

Things To Do This Weekend, Part I

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   Friday - September 01, 2006

Wide Screen

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   Sunday - August 27, 2006

Shot Of The Day

Meanwhile back in Las Vegas, Americans are proving that there are much more important things than Middle East wars, Holy Jihad, tsunamis, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, plague and high gas prices. Yes, even more important than watching Cindy Sheehan appear on Oprah! Nothing can equal the importance of dressing up like a Borg and going to the Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas. Which begs the question ... How many times must Captain Kirk lose Ensign Expendable before the security detail refuses to beam down with him? Stoopid security people ... they never learn.

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   Saturday - August 26, 2006

Weekend YouTube Silliness

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   Thursday - August 24, 2006

Barking Mad Kiwis

In the interests of fairness, we present the following story to illustrate the fact that not every barking mad nutcase lives in San Francisco. Other countries have them too. Down under in New Zealand, they can get especially weird, as evidenced below. You know, maybe if we had more of this kind of silliness going on in the West, all those anal-retentive, deeply religious, easily offended Muslims might decide to leave and go back where they came from. Now there’s a thought to ponder ...

Watch The ‘Boobs On Bikes’ Parade
WELLINGTON, N.Z. (Reuters)
-- 2006-08-23 13:45

Thousands of people—almost all of them men—lined the main street of New Zealand’s biggest city on Wednesday as 25 topless porn stars paraded on motor bikes and two old army tanks.

Businessmen, schoolboys and Japanese tourists lined Auckland’s Queen St to watch the “Boobs on Bikes” parade, which went ahead despite the winter chill, a nippy wind and objections by some city officials.

“It does nothing for our image, it does nothing for our city and I just think it gives us indecent exposure around the country and around the world,” Auckland city councillor Scott Milne told TV New Zealand. “It’s shabby and it’s sleazy and we just don’t need it.” The parade of leather-clad porn stars is part of an “Erotica Expo” organised by self-styled “porn king” Steve Crow.

“You’ll always have a vocal minority, you’re always going to have people who object to everything, be it religion or be it adult entertainment,” Crow said. “If you don’t like it don’t come,” he said. Many of the curious onlookers came with cameras and mobile telephones to take pictures of the parade. Others held aloft banners which read “Sleaze Brings Disease in Body & Mind”.

Most of the local and international porn stars rode pillion on motor bikes during the 30-minute parade. One man clad only in leather pants rode astride a decommissioned army tank. “I don’t know what all the fuss was about, to be honest,” an unidentified male onlooker said. Others debated whether the centrepieces of the parade were real or surgically enhanced.

Police allowed the parade to go ahead because New Zealand law does not regard the public baring of breasts as indecent. There were no reports of arrests during the parade, which briefly distracted about 4,000 local workers at a nearby trade union protest.

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Shot Of The Day

A pigeon seeks relief from soaring temperatures in a fountain in Catena Square in Riva Del Garda, northern Italy, August 23, 2006.[Reuters]

Posted by The Skipper     on 08/24/2006 at 11:20 AM   
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You’ve Got … WOOF!

This has to be Sign Of The End Times #4,967. Freaking “Teddy Dawgs” that hook up to your computer through a USB port and read your e-mail or even web sites to you. Gaaaaaaah! I’m going back to bed, pull the covers over my head and pray no one buys me one of these critters. I couldn’t bear to have some cute, cuddly little dawg reading the comments from Bulldog or Rudebadger here to me out loud. If I had a mind, I’d probably lose it ....

The e-Puppy (from AXT Unlimited) will read you your email and word documents! It also allows you to hear internet radio and music!

The built in microphone allows you to record messages and notes. The e-Puppy also has a LED on its stomach for E-Mail notification.

The e-Puppy is easy to operate, with its simple buttons and user interface.

Price: $9.97 ea.

- Easy installation and easy to use
- Converts text from E-mail/Word file/Web Site to voice
- Clear and realistic voice
- No need to use Mouse
- Reads your e-mail or Web Site text
- Supports word (*.doc) files
- Provides sound recording and playing email
- Play music or sound-stories CD-ROM drive
- Listen to internet-radio
- Compatible with Outlook or Outlook Express
- LED for new e-mail notification

- Every body part controls a function

Posted by The Skipper     on 08/24/2006 at 10:50 AM   
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   Sunday - August 20, 2006

Sunday Funnies

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   Friday - August 18, 2006

Snakes On A Plane

I just got back from the 2:50pm matinee and all I got to say is “WHAT A HOOT!” The film opened nationwide today and this one you need to see in a crowded theatre filled with screaming teenagers. It just won’t be the same on DVD, I’m afraid. The kids giggling and screaming made for a fun atmosphere and of course the rowdy boys on the back row were well prepared for the line that Jackson utters toward the end of the movie.

If you’re looking for a flick with deep social significance or philosophical meaning .. fuggedaboutit. This is pure fun and is why Hollywood should be making movies in the first place ... to take us away for an hour or two and give us a thrill and maybe a scare to boot. Yeah, I give it FIVE STARS. It’s the first time I’ve set foot in a movie theatre in ten years or more and an investment of $6.50 for a ticket and $10.50 for a large tub of popcorn and large Pepsi, I got my money’s worth. And then some.

I’m not going to reveal anything about the movie that you can’t figure out from the title. Just think “Airport” meets “Dirty Harry” meets “Friday The 13th” and you’ve got a pretty good idea of what to expect. Oh .... almost forgot .... be ready to scream along with the kids and Samuel L. Jackson, “OK, I want these m***er-f**king snakes off my m***er-f**king plane!”

Posted by The Skipper     on 08/18/2006 at 06:12 PM   
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