Sunday - January 30, 2005

Antidote

I apologize for our Benevolent Dictator’s shameful behavior in his recent post below ("Cause Of Tsunami Discovered!"). For those of you who are still gagging, I offer the following game for your immediate medicinal use. We’re going to play “Where’s Waldo”. Carefully examine the photo below and see if you can find Waldo ....

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   Friday - January 28, 2005

TGIF! It’s Boobage Time!

In related news, California legislators want to pass a law making topless beaches legal.

“At some point, men’s breasts became liberated and women’s didn’t,” the Los Angeles Times quoted Liana Johnsson as saying.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/28/2005 at 06:05 PM   
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   Sunday - January 23, 2005

The Crusades, Part VII

AFP is reporting that in London Muslims have stepped up a campaign to deface or cover up what they consider offensive advertising, i.e., nekkid women.

LONDON (AFP) - British Muslim activists have stepped up a campaign to deface or rip down advertising billboards featuring scantily-clad women in communities with large numbers of Muslims, the media reported.

Sky television news reported from the English city of Birmingham that the campaign has achieved some of its goals as there were now few such billboards close to mosques.

The Advertising Standards Authority said that increasing numbers of posters were being torn down or painted over in predominantly Islamic areas, The Times newspaper reported.

A website giving advice on how to vandalize billboards and listing potential targets has been set up by a group calling themselves Muslims Against Advertising (MAAD).

MAAD, based in Birmingham, gives an index of defaced ads in the city, including Levis, Wonderbra, PaddyPower, a radio station and a strip club.

It says on its website that it believes in “direct action” and “has paint and isn’t afraid to use it… There is no longer any need to cringe as you walk past a sleazy poster, we’ll improve it.”

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   Monday - January 17, 2005

So Is This Considered An Eating Disorder?

I found this a couple of days ago and also got the link from some readers so here it is.

Amazing!

Imagine a 100 pound lady sitting at your restaurant table and ordering a 6 pound burger plus fixins’ (one large onion, two whole tomatoes, one half head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles.)

Imagine her tucking into that and putting it away in under three hours.

Remember, she just ate 10 PERCENT of her body weight!

Incredible!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/17/2005 at 01:47 PM   
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Just Because

Please, you must read Ann Coulter’s latest excoriation of Dan Rather and ABC News.  Her ability to knit fact with sarcasm explains why I am a grumpy old man blogging in Florida for free and why she is making shitloads of money writing her poison pen missives.  What’s NOT to like about her?  Did I mention she’s brilliant, intelligent AND beautiful?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/17/2005 at 06:53 AM   
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   Saturday - January 15, 2005

Weekend Pinup

Ahhhhhh .... my favorite Vulcan. Jolene Blalock stars as T’Pol in “Star Trek: Enterprise” on UPN. The show is now in its fourth season and I still watch it .... no, not because of Scott Bakula. I’m in love lust with a Vulcan.

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   Wednesday - January 12, 2005

Mystery Girl, Part II

OK, suckers. You guessed Heather. Now try this one on for size. I took this picture of this lovely young lady in her prime. Who is this girl? Guess correctly and I’ll upload to BMEWS a full body shot to die for ....

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   Tuesday - January 11, 2005

Mystery Girl

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   Sunday - January 09, 2005

Weekend Pinup

Forgive me but I’ve been suffering an anorexic attack since I saw Kim duToit’s “Weekly Skin” post yesterday. Kim featured Morgan Fairchild, who is probably the most famous skin-and-bones woman ever invented. Not enough meat on those bones to suit me. I prefer women with some cushion for pushin’ (so to speak). Therefore I present to you our weekend’s offering .... From Russia With love .... Zdenka Podkapova ....

[definitely not safe for viewing by children or jealous dames - Barb and Dottie, you have been warned!]

“Who’s that sultry wench blowing smoke my way ....?”

“Nice outfit, toots. Mind if I climb up those legs and go sight-seeing ....?”

“Nice .... uh .... cheeks, sweetheart.”

You can see more of Zdenka here.

GET ME OUT OF HERE ...

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   Sunday - January 02, 2005

Weekend Pinup

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   Saturday - December 25, 2004

Christmas Weekend Pinup

This weekend’s Christmas pin-up gal is from Bill Medcalf and dates from1949 .... the year I was born. Merry Christmas!

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   Saturday - December 11, 2004

Weekend Skin

My third wife was a nurse. So was my mother. I’ve always liked nurses. Especially these gals.

Ladies, if you want to make your man REAL happy this Christmas then order one of these costumes (pictured below) and wear it when you get ready to tuck him in on Christmas Eve. I promose you’lll hear Jingle Bells ....

Ho-ho-hoooooo ....

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   Sunday - December 05, 2004

Weekend Pinups

This weekend we celebrate the art of Ted Withers. Edward Withers was born in Wellington, New Zealand. After studying at Wellington College, he enrolled at the Royal Academy in London and later at the South Kensington School of Art and the Slade School of Art. Eager for more training, Withers moved to Paris and the prestigious Académie Julian, During World War One, he saw service in Samoa, Egypt, France, and Germany and received three decorations.

In 1924, Withers came to America with his wife and two children. In his Hollywood years, he did a number of celebrity portraits while employed in a series of jobs, including art director at MGM Studios, supervisor in the trick and miniature department at Universal Studios, art director for Earnshaw-Young Advertising Agency, and art director for the Sterling Press Lithograph Company. He also painted fine-art works for his own enjoyment, and his award-winning landscapes were widely exhibited.

In November 1950, at his first Brown and Bigelow cocktail party, Withers was talking with Norman Rockwell when Rolf Armstrong and Gil Elvgren arrived. These two pin-up greats were introduced to Withers, who was bowled over when Armstrong praised him as “one of America’s greatest, most versatile painters” and Elvgren, who had a keen interest in photography, added “one of the best photographers in the country”.

He passed away in Los Angeles in early 1964.

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   Sunday - November 07, 2004

Weekend Pinups

Edward Runci Edward Runci is an outstanding but unfortunately little-known or talked-about master of pin-ups in oil. His luxuriant brush strokes reveal a talent and skill comparable to Elvgren, though Runci apparently is not a graduate of the Sundblom shop. Runci was a portrait artist in Hollywood when he was approached by a calendar company for pin-ups. Martignette notes that Runci girls frequently get caught in compromising situations climbing a fence to flee a bull, dress blowing up on a Ferris Wheel ride. Runci’s early 1950s girls are rosy-checked, voluptuous, often blonde Marilyn Monroe-types whose wholesome sensuality radiates off the canvas. He also dabbled in the glamour-gown sub-genre, creating startlingly life-like effects in the silky folds of garments. Martignette speculates that Runci’s artist wife may have likewise done similar, but slightly looser pin-ups also under the singular “Runci” by-line.

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