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calendar   Monday - January 17, 2005

So Is This Considered An Eating Disorder?

I found this a couple of days ago and also got the link from some readers so here it is.

Amazing!

Imagine a 100 pound lady sitting at your restaurant table and ordering a 6 pound burger plus fixins’ (one large onion, two whole tomatoes, one half head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles.)

Imagine her tucking into that and putting it away in under three hours.

Remember, she just ate 10 PERCENT of her body weight!

Incredible!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/17/2005 at 01:47 PM   
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Just Because

Please, you must read Ann Coulter’s latest excoriation of Dan Rather and ABC News.  Her ability to knit fact with sarcasm explains why I am a grumpy old man blogging in Florida for free and why she is making shitloads of money writing her poison pen missives.  What’s NOT to like about her?  Did I mention she’s brilliant, intelligent AND beautiful?


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/17/2005 at 06:53 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - January 15, 2005

Weekend Pinup

Ahhhhhh .... my favorite Vulcan. Jolene Blalock stars as T’Pol in “Star Trek: Enterprise” on UPN. The show is now in its fourth season and I still watch it .... no, not because of Scott Bakula. I’m in love lust with a Vulcan.



Here is my favorite Vulcan in costume.

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Here is how she feels about that damned uniform.

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This explains why I just know she would absolutely love me.

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I would just love to wake up some morning and see this in my bed. Rargh!

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Hmmm, let’s see .... tie her up and tickle her ass with a feather?

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Now, that’s a sultry wench if ever I saw one. I’ve got “wood fever”.

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Live Long And Prosper, Earthlings!



Memo To Vilmar: THIS is why you need to buy a television!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/15/2005 at 09:17 PM   
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calendar   Wednesday - January 12, 2005

Mystery Girl, Part II

OK, suckers. You guessed Heather. Now try this one on for size. I took this picture of this lovely young lady in her prime. Who is this girl? Guess correctly and I’ll upload to BMEWS a full body shot to die for ....

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Posted by Z Woof   United States  on 01/12/2005 at 06:33 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - January 11, 2005

Mystery Girl

Who’s this girl?

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Posted by Z Woof   United States  on 01/11/2005 at 02:20 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - January 09, 2005

Weekend Pinup

Forgive me but I’ve been suffering an anorexic attack since I saw Kim duToit’s “Weekly Skin” post yesterday. Kim featured Morgan Fairchild, who is probably the most famous skin-and-bones woman ever invented. Not enough meat on those bones to suit me. I prefer women with some cushion for pushin’ (so to speak). Therefore I present to you our weekend’s offering .... From Russia With love .... Zdenka Podkapova ....

[definitely not safe for viewing by children or jealous dames - Barb and Dottie, you have been warned!]

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/09/2005 at 12:21 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - January 02, 2005

Weekend Pinup

Who’s This Girl?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/02/2005 at 04:26 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - December 25, 2004

Christmas Weekend Pinup

This weekend’s Christmas pin-up gal is from Bill Medcalf and dates from1949 .... the year I was born. Merry Christmas!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 12/25/2004 at 12:51 PM   
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calendar   Saturday - December 11, 2004

Weekend Skin

My third wife was a nurse. So was my mother. I’ve always liked nurses. Especially these gals.

Ladies, if you want to make your man REAL happy this Christmas then order one of these costumes (pictured below) and wear it when you get ready to tuck him in on Christmas Eve. I promose you’lll hear Jingle Bells ....

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Ho-ho-hoooooo ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 12/11/2004 at 06:19 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - December 05, 2004

Weekend Pinups

This weekend we celebrate the art of Ted Withers. Edward Withers was born in Wellington, New Zealand. After studying at Wellington College, he enrolled at the Royal Academy in London and later at the South Kensington School of Art and the Slade School of Art. Eager for more training, Withers moved to Paris and the prestigious Académie Julian, During World War One, he saw service in Samoa, Egypt, France, and Germany and received three decorations.

In 1924, Withers came to America with his wife and two children. In his Hollywood years, he did a number of celebrity portraits while employed in a series of jobs, including art director at MGM Studios, supervisor in the trick and miniature department at Universal Studios, art director for Earnshaw-Young Advertising Agency, and art director for the Sterling Press Lithograph Company. He also painted fine-art works for his own enjoyment, and his award-winning landscapes were widely exhibited.

In November 1950, at his first Brown and Bigelow cocktail party, Withers was talking with Norman Rockwell when Rolf Armstrong and Gil Elvgren arrived. These two pin-up greats were introduced to Withers, who was bowled over when Armstrong praised him as “one of America’s greatest, most versatile painters” and Elvgren, who had a keen interest in photography, added “one of the best photographers in the country”.

He passed away in Los Angeles in early 1964.

“Wanna see some fireworks, big boy?”


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“Spanish Duel?”


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“Feel Like Tasting Some Forbidden Fruit?”


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 12/05/2004 at 02:32 PM   
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calendar   Sunday - November 07, 2004

Weekend Pinups

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Edward Runci is an outstanding but unfortunately little-known or talked-about master of pin-ups in oil. His luxuriant brush strokes reveal a talent and skill comparable to Elvgren, though Runci apparently is not a graduate of the Sundblom shop.

Runci was a portrait artist in Hollywood when he was approached by a calendar company for pin-ups. Martignette notes that Runci girls frequently get caught in compromising situations climbing a fence to flee a bull, dress blowing up on a Ferris Wheel ride.

Runci’s early 1950s girls are rosy-checked, voluptuous, often blonde Marilyn Monroe-types whose wholesome sensuality radiates off the canvas. He also dabbled in the glamour-gown sub-genre, creating startlingly life-like effects in the silky folds of garments. Martignette speculates that Runci’s artist wife may have likewise done similar, but slightly looser pin-ups also under the singular “Runci” by-line.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/07/2004 at 05:58 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - November 04, 2004

Happy Stuff

Our allies are coming out and thanking us for re-electing Bush.

American allies in Asia hailed the re-election of President Bush as a victory for the global war on terror and expressed hope his second term would help defuse nuclear tensions on the Korean Peninsula.

Pakistan, Australia, Japan, Indonesia, South Korea, Australia and the Philippines all offered congrats.

The whiney European bastards (who we should NEVER forgive) made noises about how we need to bridge differences.  I say we can begin that process when they get on their knees and ask our forgiveness for their stupid actions the past three years.  Then they can all agree to forgive Iraq’s debt, agree to provide soldiers to defend the Iraqi people against terrorists, and agree to return all the money they looted from the Iraqis.  When they are done with that their women can stay on their knees and give us all blow jobs while they’re at it.  Ladies, I’ll let you decide what you’d like European men to do for you.

One raghead shopkeeper had this to say:

“I fear he (Bush) will take actions that could cause the relationship between Muslims and the West to worsen. This will make the world a more dangerous place”

Hey, Mohammed, soon we will start playing “Cowboys and Muslims” after which we’ll find a nice reservation to put your ass into.  We’ll talk more then.

Speaking of “cowboys and muslims” maybe we need to start playing that game on college campuses.

Now here’s a guy that understands what’s going on.  Our pal, Pooty-Poot!!

I know I am very happy to see this and am sure many of you are, too!

A nice summary of some new faces in the Congress and another of the reasons why I am so happy and wearing a shit-eating grin just thinking about our victory!  (Just skip over the Democrats!)

Here’s Peggy Noonan’s take on the victory.  She wants us to savor it.  Some tasty bits:

Savor: George W. Bush is the first president to win more than 50% of the popular vote since 1988. (Bill Clinton failed to twice; Mr. Bush failed to last time and fell short of a plurality by half a million.) The president received more than 59 million votes, breaking Ronald Reagan’s old record of 54.5 million. Mr. Bush increased his personal percentages in almost every state in the union. He carried the Catholic vote and won 42% of the Hispanic vote and 24% of the Jewish vote (up from 19% in 2000.)

Savor: The Democrats have lost their leader in the Senate, Tom Daschle.

Savor: The elites of Old Europe are depressed.

Savor: George Soros cannot buy a presidential election.

Savor: “Volunteers” who are bought and paid for cannot beat volunteers who come from the neighborhood, church, workplace and reading group.

Savor: A ragtag band of more than a million Republican volunteers who fought like Washington’s troops at Valley Forge beat the paid Hessians of King George III’s army.

Read the rest of her article. Please.  You will not regret it.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 07:19 AM   
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calendar   Saturday - October 02, 2004

I Could Not Have Said It Better!!!!!

A direct quote from Lillian Carter (Jimmy “Peanut” Carter’s mother):

“When I look at my children, sometimes I wish I remained a virgin.”


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/02/2004 at 06:06 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - September 19, 2004

Weekend Pinup

We have a new Miss America. Naturally, she is from Alabama. Miss Alabama, Deidre Downs, was chosen last night as the new Miss America 2005 in Atlantic City, NJ. Deidre is no dummy either. She is an an aspiring doctor who put off medical school to compete for the Miss America crown.  Downs, who wants to be a pediatrician, will take up the cause of childhood cancer prevention during her reign as Miss America. In fact, she already has: She helped persuade the state of Alabama to offer a “Curing Childhood Cancer” car tag, the purchase of which will help fund cancer research.

Pardon me Doc while I drool all over my keyboard ....

As we say down here ... HOT DAMN, Y’ALL!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 09/19/2004 at 01:08 AM   
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