Monday - July 25, 2005

Monday Morning Wake Up Call

Rise and shine, crew! A whole new work week awaits. Meanwhile, out there in the bad, bad world are thousands of MOOS-LIMS dying to get their seventy-two virgins. They can only dream about what we already have here in America .... and you don’t have to blow yourself up to get one. Now, ain’t that a sweet deal?

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   Saturday - July 23, 2005

Wake Up Call

It’s the weekend, finally. What are you sitting around for? Wake up and get moving ....

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   Wednesday - July 13, 2005

Having Trouble Waking Up?

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   Friday - May 20, 2005

Co-Ed for Rent

Found this on Wizbang this morning

Advertising (Ad) Space on a Gorgeous Female Body

Get your company’s logo noticed by placing it on a 21- yr old fit and gorgeous female. I get noticed everywhere I go.

I am 5’11” and 135 lbs. I have long brown hair with blond highlights.

This auction is unique because you are not letting just any person wear your advertisement. A savvy business student who knows how to handle publicity and simultaneously promote your product will be respresenting your company all for a cost less than a television commercial. My advertising will be much more effective than any commercial in terms of the fact you can’t fast forward to bypass my presence.

I love capitalism!

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   Sunday - May 01, 2005

Fantasy Art Pinups

It has been weeks since I featured Boris Vallejo and Frank Frazetta so I decided to bring you another great fantasy & sci-fi artist this weekend. The artist this week is Julie Bell and she is a protege of Boris Vallejo, learning from him and sharing a web site with him. Here are three of Julie’s select paintings (and a double painting) for your enjoyment. Click on the thumbnail for larger, popup images ....

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   Sunday - April 17, 2005

God, Guns & Rock ‘N’ Roll Update

U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison and House Majority Leader Tom DeLay spoke to the NRA convention in Houston yesterday. Kay Bailey had the quote of the day.

“The French government has raised its terror alert from ‘run’ to ‘hide,’” she joked, bringing a round of laughter. “The only higher levels in France are ‘surrender’ and ‘collaborate.’”

I normally vote Republican, but I am beginning to think that Tom DeLay is a gooberhead. He sticks his foot in his mouth every time he opens it. He is becoming kind of an embarrassment.

Kay Bailey is as sharp as a tack however. I expect her to run for Governor of Texas and unseat that 100% certified Texas Aggie gooberhead, Rick Perry. She could be the first woman President of the United States. Did you know that she was once a University of Texas cheerleader? What a babe!

A lot of DeLay’s problems are due to Travis County District Attorney (Democrat and gooberhead emeritus) Ronnie Earle. He has a long history of foaming at the mouth and yapping at the heels of Republicans. Here is what Kay Bailey has to say about him.

Ms. Hutchison, once a University of Texas cheerleader, hasn’t campaigned for Mr. Phelps. But she says Austin voters should elect someone with the “highest integrity” because the county district attorney has jurisdiction over elected state officials.

“Ronnie Earle’s record is spotted with controversy, allegations of misuse of power and corruption,” she charged. “This should not be tolerated in a prosecutor with such awesome responsibility.”

I think that most of DeLay’s problems, are his own damned fault. He seems to going out of his way to shoot himself in the foot. I hope that flintlock they gave him at the NRA convention wasn’t loaded.

Weigh in on this subject readers… DeLay, gooberhead or not?

This UT cheerleader is not Kay Bailey. She is a babe however.

Update: Newt Gingrich seems to leaning toward the “Yes, he is a gooberhead” point of view. Blood is in the water and the sharks are circling. Barb, what kind of sharks are those?

There was fresh criticism Tuesday of embattled House Majority Leader Tom DeLay from a prominent member of his own party. In an exclusive interview with CBS News Correspondent Gloria Borger, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said it’s time for DeLay to stop blaming a left-wing conspiracy for his ethics controversy and to lay out his case for the American people to judge. “I don’t want to prejudge him and my hope is that Tom will be able to prove his case,” said Gingrich, who engineered the Republican takeover of the House in 1994. “But I think the burden is on him to prove it at this point.” Is he doing that? “I don’t know yet. I think the jury’s out,” said Gingrich.

“DeLay’s problem isn’t with the Democrats; DeLay’s problem is with the country,” Gingrich continued. “And so DeLay has a challenge: to lay out a case that the country comes to believe, that the country decides is legitimate. If he does that he’s fine.”

Update: I went looking for a picture of a Longhorn cheerleder. I couldn’t find one that is as much of a babe as the Tennessee Volunteer that is posted above, so I’ll just leave her there. I did find a picture of another one of my favorite Republican cheerleaders. I am seeing a pattern here. Cheerleader, Governor of Texas and then President of the United States…

You heard it here first.

Kay Bailey Hutchison is still kind of a babe for a woman her age, I think.

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   Thursday - April 14, 2005

For Sale

Hi All,

Not sure if this is of any interest, but I have a small 3500 Watt Generator for sale. It’s great for camping or other uses where power is required. Let me know if you’re interested, details are enclosed in the attachment.

Sorry for the picture quality, the photo didn’t turn out so good.

(relatively safe for work .... maybe)

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CLOSE IT UP ...

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   Thursday - April 07, 2005

It’s In My Nature

Can’t help it.  I have to share it.

So who is it?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 04/07/2005 at 01:01 PM   
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For Ladies Only

And for you “men” (I use the term loosely) who happen to be so inclined:

I give you the new James Bond.

Frankly, I am not impressed.  A dog who’s ass was shaved and made to walk backwards would be better looking.

So ladies, what say you?

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   Wednesday - April 06, 2005

Guess Who?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 04/06/2005 at 02:37 PM   
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You Want Zeta-Jones?

Here.  Take a gander.

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   Tuesday - April 05, 2005

Because I Want To

I just found this.

What a beautiful woman.

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   Sunday - April 03, 2005

Complaint Department

Recently our Complaint Department received a slap on the wrist for linking to a story about Muslim women in Pakistan entering a race dressed in “knickers and t-shirts”. Unfortunately, the story had no visual imagery to go with it and one reader was extremely discombobulated by this. As restitution, we present the following tasty little morsel. We apologize for the lack of knickers and t-shirts in this picture. Will pink boots and a feather boa suffice instead?

CENSORED!!!!!! (to protect those who may be in office environments) Adult Content.  Click Below.

Memo: OK, OK. For those who just can’t get enough of this little hottie, you can view more pics of her here.

CLOSE IT UP ...

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   Saturday - April 02, 2005

Weekend Pinups

This weekend’s featured pinup artist is Lorenzo Sperlonga (1969- ). Sperlonga is a contemporary artist, as opposed to the recent classic artists we have featured from the pre-WWII years. Lorenzo Sperlonga was born in 1969 in Rome, Italy. He studied illustration, graphic design and animation at the Roberto Rossellini’s Italian Institute for Cinematography and Television in Rome. In 1989, after a short time at the Valeri Visual Arts, he started working at Lapis Graphic Design where he worked until 1997, developing advertising campaigns, illustrations, storyboards and interior design.

From 1992 to 1993 he worked with Vallardi Publishing for the child-orientated fairy tales comic book Tiramolla and the TV magazine Sattellite, painting cover illustrations and caricatures. 1994 marked the beginning of his career as a pin-up illustrator and he painted his first cover for Skorpio, published by Eura, one of the biggest comic publishers in Italy. In the same year he also started working with Playmen Comix and other titles in the adult industry.

In 1995 he painted illustrations for the Italian editions of Playboy and Penthouse. In 1995 in Los Angeles, he met Heavy Metal publisher Kevin Eastman and together discussed the possibilities of his working in the American market. Five years later his first cover for Heavy Metal was out in the US.

Visit Lorenzo Sperlonga’s Official Site: The Art of Lorenzo Sperlonga.

Here are four magnificent paintings by Sperlonga. They are entitled (in order): “The Amazon”, “The Fairy”, “The Snake”, “The Elf”.

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