Friday - January 12, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy (A Little Early)
Memo To USAF From The Skipper: Give it a rest, you mutton-headed dorks. The little lady was just trying to earn a little cash to supplement that cheap $2,582.10 per month (E-5, 12-years) you pay her for training all those ungrateful little shavetail jeeps coming into Lackland every week. Lighten up, OK guys?
She ought to be an inspiration to every woman on the planet. Sheesh! A 30-year-old mother of two should NEVER look that good! Her hubby has to be the luckiest man on the planet and I want to personally thank him for being big enough to share her with us grumpy old guys.
Personally, the memories of my six weeks at Lackland AFB don’t include anything like her. In fact, I don’t recall even seeing a female the whole time. Back in them thar days they used to keep the boys and girls strictly separate. I hear things have changed nowadays. If so, and the trainers look like this it ought to make those gazillion push-ups go by real fast. Heh-heh ...
Now for the rest of you grumpy old farts out there, do you think The Skipper would let you down by not letting you get a peek? If so, you better drop down and give me twenty RIGHT NOW! It’s under the fold and is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Got that? You’ll have to buy the February issue of Playboy to get the rest.
Sergeant In Trouble For Playboy Spread
SAN ANTONIO (AP) - Fri Jan 12, 5:42 AM ET
An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates, officials said Thursday.
In February’s issue, hitting newsstands this week, Michelle Manhart is photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline “Tough Love.”
The following pages show her partially clothed, wearing her dog tags while working out, as well as completely nude.
“This staff sergeant’s alleged action does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen, nor does it comply with the Air Force’s core values of integrity, service before self, and excellence in all we do,” Oscar Balladares, spokesman for Lackland Air Force Base, said in a statement.
Manhart told Playboy that she considers herself as standing up for her rights. “Of what I did, nothing is wrong, so I didn’t anticipate anything, of course,” Manhart, 30, told The Associated Press. “I didn’t do anything wrong, so I didn’t think it would be a major issue.”
Manhart, who is married with two children, joined the Air Force in 1994, spending time in Kuwait in 2002. She trains airmen at Lackland.
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Permalink • Saturday - January 06, 2007
Weekend Eye Candy
Out of respect for all the other great football conferences, I’ve grabbed a bevy of beauties from the Big Ten Conference this week. Twenty-six in all. That’s enough for an offense, a defense and four for the special team. Whew! I’m claiming dibs on a certain redhead from Michigan. You gentlemen may feel free to scout the team for your possible draft picks. Just click the pic of the Indiana team below and play ball. Don’t get too greedy though. The Southeastern Conference is coming up next week.
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Permalink • Saturday - December 30, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
OK, just because Saddam can’t hang out with us anymore, doesn’t mean we guys can’t have a little fun. While Ol’ Sodomy is enjoying his 72 raisins, the rest of us have to be content with beautiful women, and this week’s eye-candy is a tasty morsel named Natalie Taylor. This gorgeous brunette is all wrapped up in fishnet for some reason and to stifle the complainers out there I’ve chosen her for this week purely because there doesn’t seem to be any airbrush work going on.
I’ve also made a major change to the Weekend Eye Candy feature. From now on, the pics will be available in our Photo Galleries instead of in a pull-down here on the main page. I did this for two reasons: (1) as long as they’re tucked away in the gallery we can hopefully keep the children and womenfolk from accidentally stumbling on them and (2) in the galleries I can display larger images instead of the 640px width I’m limited to here on the main page. I’ve also moved the recent weeks’ entries to their own gallery pages to make them easier to view. So click on the links below, guys, and give your eyes a sweet treat.
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Playboy’s Cybergirl Of The Month
Natalie Taylor
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Permalink • Saturday - December 23, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
The weekend arrives again. None too soon. I’m beat, my head hurts, my back hurts and my eyes are sore. It’s time for a little medicine for the eyeballs, guys. One of the nicest things about life here in the Midwest is the bumper crop of healthy, good-lookin’ womenfolk and where else can you go to get a sample of these lovely ladies than our local colleges and universities. Around these parts that means the Big 12 Conference. From Texas to Iowa and Colorado to Missouri, here are the Gals Of The Big Twelve Conference. Choose your favorite ... college (I’ve got dibs on Nebraska) and cheer them on ....
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Permalink • Saturday - December 16, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
’Tis the season and all that goes with it ... which means that here at BMEWS it’s time to bring out this year’s “Santa’s Helpers”. We have a lovely selection of assistants this year to help package up all the goodies. Speaking of goodies ....
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Permalink • Saturday - December 09, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
OK, OK. I got the hint from those of you who aren’t too excited about blondes. This weekend you get a special preview of the January issue of Playboy with some pics of Miss January, Jayde Nicole (an absolutely lovely brunette). I have to admit I didn’t notice her hair color at first. It took me even longer to find the tattoo ...
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Permalink • Saturday - December 02, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
This week, we pay homage to the ladies across the pond. I’m sure our British readers will appreciate this. All I ask is that if any of you blokes have this little lady’s phone number please pass it along to me ASAP.
This Saturday’s eye candy is Playboy’s UK CyberGirl Of The Month, Sam King. She stands 5’4”, with blonde hair and blue eyes, 34C-23-33. She is a professional model and has appeared in ITV’s drama “Footballer’s Wives”. All I can say is PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM ...
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Permalink • Thursday - November 23, 2006
Thanksgiving Eye Candy
We all have a lot to be thankful for on this day. Good food, good friends, family, success, health ... you name it. For us guys, the one thing we’re most thankful for is best summed up in that old song by Maurice Chevalier ....
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?
Gentlemen, be thankful ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 18, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
Ahem! It has been brought to my attention that some of the guys in this crew have been letting themselves go to pot and are badly out of shape. This will not do, of course. To remedy this situation, I have brought in Bulgarian exercise instructor Karsai Zita. Here is a little bit about her and the exercise regimen she recommends ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 11, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
Have you guys had a rough week? I sure have. My team (Alabama Crimson Tide) is now 6-4 overall and 2-4 in the SEC after blowing it against Mississippi State last Saturday and losing 24-16. The really bad news is the Tide will be in Baton Rouge this Saturday night going up against LSU (#12). It ain’t looking good.
On top of that, after Tuesday’s election, the Angry Left and the Liberal Loons are now in charge in DC. Altogether, it has been a sorry week. But there’s good news. It’s Saturday again and time for a little Eye Candy to cheer us guys up. I figure if you’re as depressed as I am it will have to be special. It is. Hidden under the fold here you will find Playboy’s Playmate Of The Year, Kara Monaco. This emerald eyed blonde is 22 years old and lives in Florida. I’ve gone over the pics with a magnifying glass and can’t find a blemish anywhere. I wonder ... does Hef clone these perfect creatures in a secret lab out behind the mansion? If so, it sure would explain a lot ....
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Permalink • Saturday - November 04, 2006
Weekend Eye Candy
I have decided to bring a feature back. The Weekend Skin feature was stopped nearly a year ago after a few malcontents and sexually repressed readers complained. Very few - but nastily vocal. After due consideration I have decided .... that I really don’t care what they think. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a beautiful woman. In fact, everything is right about them. So there!
Now, before you ladies out there get all uppity with me and start complaining about equal rights, let me make this perfectly clear .... I ain’t going surfing for pictures of nekkid men. If you want to have some pics of a favorite male posted, find it yourself and send it to me. And another thing, this feature has never and will never include anything I consider porn. Just eye candy. For those guys out there like me who need to give their eyeballs a reward for having made it through another tough week at work.
If you want to complain, drop it into the suggestion box ... which is right next to the sink in your bathroom. Be sure to flush. Now, with all that said, here is this weekend’s offering - Cassandra Lynn, Playboy’s Playmate for February, 2006. Her rap sheet says she likes a man who “knows how to treat a woman, I love a romantic who opens doors.” She doesn’t like men who “are insecure, controlling, cheap, lazy and have no ambitions.” Yep, my kind of gal. With a body to match. Not concerned in the least about “world peace”.
P.S. If I have to tell you the pics are Not Safe For Work (NSFW) then you’re (a) dumber than a rock and (b) working on a Saturday which means you need to get a life. Click “Continue Reading” and let me know on a scale of 1 to 10, how you rank Miss Lynn. We will tally up the scores later.
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Permalink • Wednesday - September 20, 2006
More Pirates?
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Permalink • Sunday - July 23, 2006
Chess Hotties, another fine service of BMEWS
(apologies to heldmyw)
First up is the June, 1956 Playmate Gloria Walker. How does a man concentrate with those hanging over the board? (NSFW)
Second is Kelly Dunstan, who I suspect is another Playboy Playmate, but I lack documentation of that. Still, I dream of a life-size checkmate, or even just a check. (NSFW)
Finally, You know you’re a chessaholic if this happens to you. (warning: cartoon nudity)
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Permalink • Saturday - July 22, 2006
Women and chess don’t mix
A female chess player from Australia has sparked a brawl over her at the World Chess Olympiad.
Sexy moves sparked jealous chess brawl
By Steve Gee and Peter GleesonJune 08, 2006
SHE is the Anna Kournikova of the chess world.
Australian chess beauty Arianne Caoili has sparked a jealous punch-up between rival international players, plunging the normally staid sport into the sort of controversy befitting the rough and tumble of football.In a game where cool heads and emotional restraint reigns, chess hit the front pages of British newspapers after England’s world No.4 Danny Gormally fought with Armenian world No.3 Levon Aronian and his teammates as the pair vied for the affections of 19-year-old Caoili.
As details emerged of the brawl at the World Chess Olympiad in Italy, the teenager’s mother yesterday revealed Caoili was romantically involved with Aronian.
Pawn star Arianne Caoili
I might fight over that myself. Wait, I’m already taken… 
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