Monday - June 13, 2005

Ho-Hum

Michael Jackson: Not Guilty.

Feel free to leave all the comments you wish but be sure to wash your hands before leaving ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/13/2005 at 04:58 PM   
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Three Ring Circus

The jury is still out in the Michael Jackson molestation case. 2,200 members of the media from 30 countries are anxiously waiting outside. Antarctica is the only continent without media representatives watching the trial. Evidently, the penguins couldn’t give a s**t .... I concur.

Our BMEWS Court Reporter just reported in with this drawing of proceedings in the courtroom and outside in the media morass ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/13/2005 at 10:08 AM   
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It Might Cause Bad Press?

A Pakistani woman who was brutally gang raped has been placed on a list of those not allowed to leave the country by the Pakistani government. The reason given was they were afraid it would hurt their country’s ”image”. What “image”? We already know these people engage in barbaric abuse of their women. This woman was gang raped as punishment for a crime committed by her brother, for God’s sake.

Her brother did the crime so his sister gets balled by the local “good ol’ boys club”. These people are an abomination on the face of the Earth, a human pestilence that should be eradicated as quickly as possible. They have had thousands of years to grow a society that is civilized and all they have to show for it is human scum. Those policemen standing behind Ms. Mai have good reason to cover their faces. This monstrous act is shameful, indeed.

The Pakistan government has confirmed that a victim of a notorious gang rape is on a special list of people who are not allowed to travel abroad.

Mukhtar Mai, raped allegedly on the orders of a tribal council in 2002, has demanded the restrictions be lifted.

“We want her case to be processed and resolved first,” junior interior minister Shehzad Wasim said.

On Friday a court ordered that 12 men imprisoned in connection with the case must be released by Monday.

Ms Mai’s name suddenly appeared on the “exit control list” earlier this month.

Immigration officers in Karachi say they have received instructions to stop her if she tries to travel abroad.

Ms Mai has been invited by human rights group Amnesty International to visit the United States.

Pakistan’s opposition says that she is being prevented from travelling abroad because the government believes any such visit would hurt the country’s image.

Ms Mai was gang raped allegedly on the orders of a tribal council to punish a crime attributed to her brother.

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/13/2005 at 08:41 AM   
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   Saturday - June 11, 2005

Murdered!

ORANJESTAD, Aruba (CNN)—One of three young suspects arrested Thursday in the investigation into the disappearance of an Alabama teenager has confessed to her killing, a senior police official said late Friday.

Police did not say which of the three confessed to the killing of 18-year-old Natalee Holloway.

The three have been identified as brothers Satish Kalpoe, 18, and Depak Kalpoe, 21, and their friend, 17-year-old Joran Van Der Sloot, the son of a judge.

The three, taken into custody early Thursday, were the last people to have reported seeing the missing woman.

Police said Van Der Sloot met Holloway May 29 at the casino in the Holiday Inn where she was staying. The Mountain Brook, Alabama, resident was in Aruba with classmates celebrating their high school graduation.

Later that night, Holloway went to a popular nightclub, Carlos ‘N Charlie’s, with about 40 of her classmates. She left around 1:30 a.m. on May 30 with the Kalpoes and Van Der Sloot, authorities said.

Holly Brown, a Holloway friend who was at the club that night, said she found Van Der Sloot to be “very different.”

“He lied about his age, and when we went on the [Carlos ‘N Charlie’s] Web site, we found pictures of him there one week before at the same place, wearing the same clothes,” Brown told CNN.

Police said the Kalpoes and Van Der Sloot told authorities they went with Holloway to a beach after leaving the bar before taking her back to her hotel at about 2 a.m.

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/11/2005 at 07:07 AM   
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   Friday - June 10, 2005

You Knew This Was Coming

Hidden in several places around the media this morning is the following tidbit. First in the NY Daily News and at the Jossip Blog ....

Runaway deal?: Fresh from copping a plea to faking her own abduction, “Runaway Bride” Jennifer Wilbanks seems ready to cash in. I hear that Queen of All Media Judith Regan is close to inking a mid-six-figure deal with the 32-year-old Wilbanks and her on-again, off-again future husband, John Mason, that includes movie-of-the-week rights (possibly for NBC) and a network television interview - maybe with Katie Couric. No comments all around.

They say, “where there’s smoke there’s fire” and in this case I sincerely hope the fire is a book burning ceremony. Stay tuned ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/10/2005 at 06:12 AM   
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   Thursday - June 09, 2005

FUN, FUN, FUN!!!!

s your life boring? Haven’t had much to do lately? Been feeling depressed and down? Well, we have something to cheer you up. Today only, we are offering you a chance to achieve immortality. All you have to do is come up with a slogan for a t-shirt. Which t-shirt, you ask? Well, it just so happens we have just the t-shirt that literally begs for a slogan .. nay, it screams for a slogan. The t-shirt in question is modelled below by our favorite crazy man, OLDCATMAN, whose recent visit to the hospital has left him slightly mobility-challenged.

So give it your best shot. What slogan do you think this tireless old reprobate needs on his chest .. or you can suggest a picture for this t-shirt .. or you can just photoshop the crap out of this picture and send it to me. The winner gets a free copy of OldCatMan’s new book “How to potty train a pot head”, coming out this Fall. (speaking of “pot”, what’s that pot, or bucket, on the front of the walker for? or do I just not want to know?)

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/09/2005 at 08:25 AM   
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   Thursday - June 02, 2005

Unfair And Unbalanced

Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, left, leaves the Gwinnett County courthouse with her attorney, Lydia Sartain, in Lawrenceville, Ga., Thursday, June 2, 2005. Wilbanks pleaded no contest Thursday to a felony charge and wept as she was sentenced to probation, community service and a fine. (AP Photo/Ric Feld)

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. - With her once-jilted fiance at her side, runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks pleaded no contest Thursday to a felony charge and wept as she was sentenced to probation, community service and a fine.

“I’m truly sorry for my actions and I just want to thank Gwinnett County and the city of Duluth,” a crying Wilbanks told the judge as she pleaded to a charge of making a false statement.

She was sentenced to two years of probation and 120 hours of community service. The judge also ordered her to continue mental health treatment and pay the sheriff’s office $2,550.

If she successfully completes her probation, the felony will be erased from her record, Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter said.

Wilbanks, whose disappearance before her wedding in April created a nationwide sensation, was wearing a black outfit and running shoes as she arrived at the Gwinnett County courthouse Thursday to make her plea. Her fiance John Mason, whom she was to have married April 30 in a lavish ceremony, was by her side.

After the judge handed down the sentence, the attorneys approached the bench to discuss the case and Wilbanks sat alone at the defendant’s table, hugging herself and sobbing quietly. Mason sat several rows behind her, watching in silence. The two did not share any words or glances as Wilbanks’ attorney escorted her out of the courtroom after the hearing.

Posted by The Skipper     on 06/02/2005 at 11:44 AM   
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   Friday - May 27, 2005

Useless Humans: Part XXVI

It isn’t often that a news item like this crosses my desk. Which is a good thing ....

Spartanburg County Teen Accused Of Having Sex With Dog

CAMPOBELLO, S.C.—A Campobello woman says she witnessed her neighbor doing the unthinkable.

Cory Michael Williamson’s neighbor told sheriff’s deputies that she saw the teen having sexual contact with her 6-month-old dog over the weekend.

Williamson, 17, is now in the Spartanburg County Detention Center charged with buggery.

Last year, Williamson was charged with criminal sexual conduct against a 4-year-old girl and a 13-year-old girl.

The solicitor’s office said Wednesday morning that it has petitioned a circuit judge to revoke bond for Williamson.

The hearing is scheduled for next Friday.

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/27/2005 at 04:03 AM   
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   Wednesday - May 25, 2005

Honeymoon Or Prison?

Jennifer Wilbanks was indicted today for giving phony information to police ....

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. - The runaway bride could be heading off to prison instead of going on her honeymoon.

Jennifer Wilbanks, the 32-year-old woman who hopped a bus and vanished just before her wedding day, was indicted Wednesday on charges of telling police a phony story about being kidnapped and sexually assaulted.

Wilbanks was charged with making a false statement and making a false police report. She could get up to six years in prison and $11,000 in fines if convicted. She could also be ordered to reimburse authorities for the more than $50,000 cost of the search set off by her disappearance.

A warrant will be issued for Wilbanks’ arrest within the next few days, and arrangements will probably be made for her to turn herself in, the district attorney said.

Wilbanks’ family has said she checked into a medical facility after her return for treatment of “physical and mental issues.” The have not said where.

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/25/2005 at 04:12 PM   
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   Monday - May 23, 2005

Pouring Gasoline On A Wildfire

That’s what it’s like .. giving viagra to sex offenders free of charge, paid for under Medicaid. You’ve got to be kidding me, right?

ALBANY, N.Y.—Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state’s comptroller said Sunday.

Audits by Comptroller Alan Hevesi’s office showed that between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in New York received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old, he said.

Hevesi asked Michael Leavitt, secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, in a letter Sunday to “take immediate action to ensure that sex offenders do not receive erectile dysfunction medication paid for by taxpayers.”

A call to Leavitt’s office was not immediately returned Sunday.

According to Hevesi, the problem is an unintended consequence of a 1998 directive from federal officials telling states that Medicaid prescription programs must include Viagra. His office discovered that the state was helping sex offenders pay for Viagra by checking Medicaid pharmacy expenditures against the state’s sex offender registry.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a statement that it was “deeply disturbing and runs contrary to the purpose of Medicaid, which is to provide health care coverage for uninsured, low-income individuals.” Clinton, a Democrat, urged Leavitt to look into the matter, and said she would explore legislative options.

New York’s other senator, Democrat Chuck Schumer, said at a press conference in New York City that he hoped the issue could be resolved without a bill, but he’s prepared to offer one if needed.

“While I believe that HHS did not do this intentionally, when the government pays for Viagra for sex offenders, it could well hurt many innocent people,” he said.

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/23/2005 at 03:33 PM   
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   Friday - May 06, 2005

Crazy Eyes

Have any of you ever seen a woman with crazier eyes than this one? Good grief, I’m getting spooked just looking at her. Read her “rap sheet” below and tell me if any of you guys would date her ....

Fugitive Caught: Authorities Arrest Kristina Holliday

AKRON—One of Cuyahoga County’s “Most Wanted” has been picked up in Akron, Ohio.

The Northern Ohio Violent Fugitive Task Force arrested Kristina Holliday, 24, of Lorain on outstanding warrants for felonious assault.

Holliday was picked up in the 1100 block of Sawyer Ave. in Akron by the Task Force.

She’s charged with using a broken beer bottle to badly cut-up another woman at “Hotties Bar” in Parma.

Holliday already has a criminal record that includes attempted grand theft, passing bad checks, aggravated robbery with a firearm and theft.

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/06/2005 at 04:56 AM   
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   Tuesday - May 03, 2005

Deadly Mexican Food

I heard this on Paul Harvey. I feel safer knowing that they have captured it.

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

Posted by Yellow Dog     on 05/03/2005 at 08:24 PM   
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They Should Have Built a Huge Vaginasicle

First they imprison “Testaclese” and now this. Penises get no respect. This is breaking news from the Laramie Boomerang (yes that really is the name of a newspaper.)

Two Laramie men are facing obscenity charges for allegedly building a snow sculpture of a phallus in their front yard.

Brandon Arp, 20, and Aric Davenport, 19, were arraigned Friday in Albany County Circuit Court on charges of promoting obscenity. Both men pleaded not guilty and are free on a $1,000 bond.

I am sorry they didn’t have a picture along with the article.

Update: Frank found a picture. It is not the actual snow dick in question, but a resonable substitute, I think. This one seems to have been sculpted by a woman.

Update to the Update: Thanks to Iteki, I have received this information, that snow dicks are mounting a huge counter offensive.

Posted by Yellow Dog     on 05/03/2005 at 08:00 PM   
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   Monday - May 02, 2005

Minor Little Accounting Error?

Insurance giant American International Group (AIG) just discovered a minor error in their books from the year 2000 to the present. How minor an error was it? Well, the company had to re-state its earnings and all accounts for the last five years and the value of the company was revised downward by $2.5 billion dollars .... yes, that is -2,500,000,000.00 dollars .... and yes, that is a negative sign.

How does a company go about losing $2.5 billion dollars? Those books weren’t cooked .... they were sauteed, twice-baked, broiled and stir-fried in double-dipped batter. $2.5 BILLION DOLLARS!

I’m steadily losing faith in corporate America, folks. The Sarbanes-Oxley Bill, which was passed by Congress after the scandals at Enron and WorldCom, didn’t do very much to stop companies like AIG from dishonest accounting. Guess why? Because the CEO’s hire teams of lawyers, use every numb-buts defense in the books and get off scot-free. White collar crime is not being punished at all. If I stole $2.5 billion dollars what do you think would happen to me? You know very well - life imprisonment in a federal pen somewhere with an oversexed roommate from the Ozarks - that’s what I’d get. What these crooks get is, six months in a country club and six months probation.

Justice? There is no such thing in America any more. There is one set of rules for the rich and another set of rules for the rest of us. When the revolution comes, guess who’ll be the first ones up against the wall (after the lawyers and politicians)?

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/02/2005 at 10:58 AM   
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