Wednesday - August 02, 2006

Knock-Knock

AT 800 AM AST ... 1200Z ... THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM CHRIS WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.0 NORTH ... LONGITUDE 63.0 WEST OR ABOUT 65 MILES… 105 KM...NORTH OF ST. MARTIN.

CHRIS IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 10 MPH ... 17 KM/HR ... AND THIS GENERAL MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.  ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF CHRIS WILL REMAIN NORTH OF THE VIRGIN ISLANDS AND PUERTO RICO THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING. HOWEVER...SOME OF THE STRONG RAIN BANDS ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHRIS MAY AFFECT PUERTO RICO AND THE VIRGIN ISLANDS LATER TONIGHT AND EARLY THURSDAY MORNING.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE INCREASED TO NEAR 65 MPH ... 100 KM/HR ... WITH HIGHER GUSTS.  SOME STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS...AND CHRIS COULD BECOME A HURRICANE LATER TODAY OR EARLY THURSDAY.

TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 75 MILES...120 KM ... MAINLY NORTHEAST OF THE CENTER.

THE ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1001 MB ... 29.56 INCHES.

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   Tuesday - August 01, 2006

Weather Woes

We’re all going to die ....

The Bad News: The current heat wave is not getting any better.

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   Friday - July 28, 2006

Glowball Warming: The Good News

Just to prove there is good news inside the evil Glowball Warming Conspiracy, the UK’s GUARDIAN is pleased to announce that due to the high heat expected along the Mediterranean shore of Europe, more Euro-Weenies will be coming to Britain for the cooler weather. The bad news: Blackpool will now be completely covered with obnoxious Frogs. The invasion is coming ....

Climate Change Could Bring Tourists To UK
_{(GUARDIAN-UK) - Friday, July 28, 2006}

Climate change could “dramatically” change the face of British tourism in the next 20 years, with European tourists flocking to the UK to escape unbearably hot continental summers, experts say. Research shows that European tourists may choose to holiday in Britain as resorts nearer to home become too hot.

Weather changes may provide revival opportunities for northern seaside towns such as Blackpool and put new strains on roads and development in southern coastal resorts, a study in the Journal of Sustainable Tourism said. Academic David Viner, a researcher at the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit in Norwich, produced the report after analysing the work of experts around the globe.

“The likelihood [is] that Mediterranean summers may be too hot for tourists after 2020, as a result of too much heat and water shortages,” the study said. There were “opportunities for the revival of northern European resorts, including Blackpool, in the next 20 years, as climate change and rising transport costs offer new holiday opportunities,” it said.

The study added: “Climate change will impact on many holiday destinations. For many this will be problematic, for others it will produce benefits.”

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   Thursday - July 27, 2006

Dry Heat

98 degrees in St. Louis yesterday? Horse feathers! Both temperature gauges, the one on my patio and the one in my Jeep, read 103 degrees when I checked around noon. The bad news is 55,000 homes were still without power here in St. Louis nine days after the storm that knocked power out on July 19. There have been nine heat-related deaths in the last week and a half here.

Ameren promises to have power back on to everyone today or tomorrow. Considering there were half a million without power (including yours truly) right after the storm, I figure they’ve done a fairly decent job of getting us all cooled down. Temps across the rest of the nation aren’t much better. Drink lots of water, stay indoors or in the shade if possible and don’t overly exert yourself during mid-day hours.

Just in case you’re feeling sorry for yourself, take note: today’s forecast for Baghdad is 119 degrees. It’s even hotter if you’re hoofing it, out on patrol in Injun Country. By the way ... the cartoon below the weather map is not funny ....

_{Cameron (Cam) Cardow - The Ottawa Citizen}

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   Friday - July 21, 2006

Here We Go Again

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   Thursday - July 20, 2006

Darkness Falls

There I sat, watching Fox News chewing away on leftover pizza and suddenly the bass drums and cymbals started up and bright lights started flashing. The opera was about to begin. It was around 6:30pm last night and hadn’t even got real dark yet. It was about to.

BOOM! BOOM! CRASH! KA-BOOM! All around us. I hadn’t heard racket like this since I lived in New Orleans and we had to put up with the thunderboomers every single afternoon.  The storm gods were having a field day. Then they decided to get serious. A few REALLY loud crashes and all of a sudden Shep Smith was cut off in mid-sentence. Silence. More crashing for about an hour then nothing. The electricity in the apartment went away to hide from its big brother playing around outside. Darkness descends.

The apartment started to get warm so I decided to throw in the towel and turn in. The UPS’s on my servers protected everything but they were only good for about 30 minutes. I powered the home network off and settled into bed in dead silence. Until the clock on the wall decided to tick louder than thunder. Remove battery from clock, go to sleep.

About 2:00 I woke up in miserable heat. An excursion to the basement, where it was cool, ended up uncovering my night’s resting place. Sometime around 5:15am, I was in the bathroom on the throne, reading the Weekly Standard by candlelight (you ought to try it some time) when power finally came back on. Relief, at last!

Now for the bad news, if you live in St. Louis get ready. The weatherman just said we stand a good chance of a repeat performance tonight. Ya know, I kinda miss the Gulf Coast and those annoying little hurricanes ...

Storms Cut Power, Snap Trees, Topple Trucks Across Region
(St LOUIS POST-DISPATCH) - 07/19/2006

A powerful summer storm slammed into the St. Louis area Wednesday evening, toppling buildings, street lights, tractor trailers and hundreds of trees. At least 476,000 customers lost power, Metrolink was shut down and just one-third of flights were getting in and out of Lambert Field.

“This is one of the worst storms we can all remember to hit the city of St. Louis in recent years,” St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay said at a hurriedly called news conference. The power outages will present a challenge to utility crews trying to get the power back on in temperatures expected to exceed 100 degrees today.

Until Wednesday, the two biggest storms to hit the area in the last few years were in July 2004, when about 225,000 lost power, and in August 2005, which affected about 250,000. It took AmerenUE crews four days to restore power to all customers in 2004 and five days in 2005.

The storm brewed quickly in central Illinois and swept southwest toward the St. Louis area shortly after 7 p.m. Meteorologists said the storm was unusual, not because of its path, but because a powerful “gust front” preceded the rain and thunder, causing damage from St. Charles County in the west to Madison County in the east, but hitting St. Louis and St. Louis County hardest.

Skies darkened with blowing dust, shingles flew from roofs, and windows were shattered, all before a drop of rain fell. Blowing dust and debris and then torrents of rain limited visibility on roads.

Westbound lanes of Highway 370 were shut down at the Discovery Bridge across the Missouri River because of at least two overturned tractor-trailers, according to the Missouri Highway Patrol. In downtown St. Louis, part of the Switzer building near the Eads Bridge collapsed onto the bridge, trapping a driver - eight months pregnant - in her car for some time.

By noon today, airline travel had returned to normal at Lambert Field. Passengers whose luggage was stranded at the airport’s Main Terminal because of the Wednesday night power outage returned to the baggage claim area to hunt for their bags.

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   Tuesday - July 18, 2006

Heat Wave, British Version

One of the nice things about the metric system is that 37°C just doesn’t seem as hot as 100°F - unless you’re out in that heat. The current heat wave is affecting Britain almost as badly as the US. The only difference is we have nicer beaches and skimpier bikinis. If this keeps up, our Brit friends may even have to start drinking cold beer.

Of course you all realize that this is just more evidence of glowball warming and it’s all George Bush’s fault. It’s true. Al Gore said so ... and Al Gore is an expert on weather and climate. In much the same manner as Bill Clinton is an expert on gynecology.

Temperatures Due To Go On Soaring
(BBC) - Tuesday, 18 July 2006, 01:42 GMT 02:42 UK

The heatwave across England is set to continue, with temperatures expected to hit up to 34C (93F). Monday was the hottest day of the year so far with a reading of 32.7C (90.9F) at Heathrow airport, and the south east is again due for the highest figures.

Forecasters say Yorkshire and Humber is expected to experience the hottest July weather in nearly two decades. Monday’s heat caused rail lines to buckle in the Midlands, while glass panels fell at a Newcastle bus station.

Temperatures topped those in Spanish resorts, with 33C (91F) recorded in the south of England, higher than in Ibiza - 31C (88F) - and the Canary Islands - 27C (81F). The BBC Weather Centre said it expected London temperatures to reach 37C (99F) on Wednesday, breaking the July record of 36C (97F), seen in Epsom, Surrey, in 1911.

BBC weather forecaster Tomasz Schafernaker added there was a “10% chance” the UK’s all-time record of 38.5C (101F), recorded in August 2003, could even be beaten. “On Tuesday and Wednesday, temperatures in the Midlands will rise to around 34C and 35C so already there will be some local records broken for July,” he said.

He said temperatures would ease off to around 30C in the Midlands and South East on Thursday and Friday. Meanwhile, the Met Office recommended people stay hydrated in the heatwave conditions. Transport for London repeated its advice to passengers to carry water with them on the Underground.

Precautionary speed restrictions were in place on the District, Piccadilly, Metropolitan, Jubilee and Northern lines. North-east England had around a 70% chance of meeting its heatwave conditions, said the Met Office. The region must be 28C (82F) for two days, with a night temperature or 15C (59F).

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   Monday - July 17, 2006

Hot Enough For Ya?

...EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 PM CDT FRIDAY…

AFTERNOON HIGH TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO BE AROUND 100 DEGREES THROUGH FRIDAY IN THE ST. LOUIS METROPOLITAN AREA...WITH HEAT INDEX READINGS BETWEEN 105 AND 110 DEGREES. OVERNIGHT LOW TEMPERATURES IN THE UPPER 70S AND LOWER 80S WILL PROVIDE LITTLE RELIEF FROM THE DANGEROUSLY HOT DAYTIME CONDITIONS.

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   Friday - June 23, 2006

Climate Cycles

The longer this goes on, the sillier it gets. Al Gore needs to be locked up in a padded cell for pushing this mumbo-jumbo science. I know the real reason why temps are higher - there are too many people. That’s right. Since the Earth’s population exploded in recent centuries from a few million to several billions, that means there are way too many 98.6 degree warm bodies around. It’s true! Here’s my theory ...

The coldest winter in recent history was during WWII after millions of warm bodies went cold. The winter of 1944 was the coldest it had been in over a century. The second coldest winter was in 1914. Once again, after a major depopulation event. Duh! That proves my theory. The obvious solution to global warming is for the human race to have another great big, hairy war! Trust me, it’ll work!

Earth Hottest It’s Been in 2,000 Years
—(AP via BREITBART)
_{Jun 22 4:51 PM US/Eastern}

The Earth is running a slight fever from greenhouse gases, after enjoying relatively stable temperatures for 2,000 years. The National Academy of Sciences, after reconstructing global average surface temperatures for the past two millennia, said Thursday the data are “additional supporting evidence ... that human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming.”

Other new research showed that global warming produced about half of the extra hurricane-fueled warmth in the North Atlantic in 2005, and natural cycles were a minor factor, according to Kevin Trenberth and Dennis Shea of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, a research lab sponsored by the National Science Foundation and universities.

The academy had been asked to report to Congress on how researchers drew conclusions about the Earth’s climate going back thousands of years, before data was available from modern scientific instruments. The academy convened a panel of 12 climate experts, chaired by Gerald North, a geosciences professor at Texas A&M University, to look at the “proxy” evidence before then, such as tree rings, corals, marine and lake sediments, ice cores, boreholes and glaciers.

Combining that information gave the panel “a high level of confidence that the last few decades of the 20th century were warmer than any comparable period in the last 400 years,” the panel wrote. It said the “recent warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years and potentially the last several millennia,” though it was relatively warm around the year 1000 followed by a “Little Ice Age” from about 1500 to 1850.

8,000 B.C. - Climate Report

Tharg and me used to hunt mighty mammoth but he scared to cross ice bridge. It now too thin to take weight of even saber cat. Only mouse or rabbit can cross.

Many of my people have left the caves in search of food.

Sister’s daughter’s husband says it because of He-Who-Tamed-Fire. He say smoke from fire anger gods and they make it hot. Medicine Man say he full of mastodon droppings.

Medicine Man say Sun God told him Sun God get belly ache every 200 lifes of man. Belly ache make Sun God hotter, like when Og ate red berries birds don’t touch.

Sun God say it good thing. He say now we can go south past ice to land he call “Iowa.”

He mumble “junk science” and “media hype” and “poorly educated reporters.” We no understand these powerful magic words. We afraid to say words now that Moon God warn us. She say magic words make research grants dry up. We no understand.

Must go, little Ky-Rock need help flaking obsidian.

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   Sunday - June 11, 2006

Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida

You’ll have to pardon The Skipper this morning if I’m a little slow getting off the mark. Besides the fact that it’s Sunday morning, I was treated to an Iron Butterfly concert all last night - specifically the song mentioned in the title. Unfortunately, the concert was performed by Mother Nature and lasted the entire night.

The melody kicked off about 9:30pm and the drum solo lasted from 10:30pm last night until 5:00am this morning. The drums pounded constantly with strobe lights from the stage going off every five minutes. Boom, boom, flash, power-out!. Repeat until done. The windows rattled and the rain poured down. No rest for the weary last night.

The entire city of St. Louis will be sleeping in today, I expect. Just another of those nasty Midwest thunderboomers. All total, I think we got about 200 inches of rain last night. The hill behind my apartment decided to wander down into the parking lot - which is covered in about a foot of mud right now. We were under flash flood watches all night but now they are lifted and all is quiet outside. Maybe I can catch a little nap-time while we’re in the doughnut hole of this storm. It ain’t over yet.

In the meantime, we would like to present this little travel agency advertisement (Flash movie) to help you plan your next vacation. Experience Mexico! Follow the Smith family as they swim the river and take advantage of Vicente Fox’s hospitality. Just click the image below and enjoy the fun ...

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   Saturday - June 10, 2006

Public Service Announcement

BULLETIN
TROPICAL DEPRESSION ONE ADVISORY NUMBER 2
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL012006
1000 AM CDT SAT JUN 10 2006

TROPICAL STORM WARNINGS ARE RECOMMENDED FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF PINAR DEL RIO AND THE ISLE OF YOUTH.

INTERESTS ELSEWHERE IN THE EASTERN GULF OF MEXICO SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF THIS SYSTEM.

FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS ... PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE.

AT 1000 AM CDT ... 1500Z ... THE POORLY-DEFINED CENTER OF TROPICAL DEPRESSION ONE WAS ESTIMATED NEAR LATITUDE 21.5 NORTH ... LONGITUDE 85.6 WEST OR ABOUT 45 MILES ... 75 KM...WEST-SOUTHWEST OF CABO SAN ANTONIO ON THE WESTERN TIP OF CUBA.

THE DEPRESSION IS MOVING TOWARD THE NORTH-NORTHWEST NEAR 12 MPH ... 19 KM/HR...AND THIS GENERAL MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.  THIS MOTION SHOULD BRING THE CENTER OF THE DEPRESSION INTO THE SOUTHEASTERN GULF OF MEXICO LATER TODAY.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 35 MPH ... 55 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS.  SOME STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS ... AND THE DEPRESSION COULD BECOME A TROPICAL STORM LATER TODAY.  AN AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT IS SCHEDULED TO INVESTIGATE THE DEPRESSION THIS AFTERNOON. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1003 MB ... 29.62 INCHES.

AT THIS TIME ... THE MAIN THREAT FROM THE DEPRESSION IS HEAVY RAINFALL.  THE DEPRESSION IS EXPECTED TO PRODUCE TOTAL RAINFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 10 TO 20 INCHES OVER THE WESTERN HALF OF CUBA ... WITH ISOLATED TOTALS OF 30 INCHES OVER THE HIGHER TERRAIN.  THIS COULD CAUSE DEVASTATING FLASH FLOODS AND MUD SLIDES.  GRAND CAYMAN ISLAND HAS REPORTED 22.72 INCHES OF RAIN DURING THE PAST 24 HOURS ... AND ADDITIONAL RAINFALL OF 5 TO 10 INCHES IS POSSIBLE OVER THE CAYMAN ISLANDS.  RAINFALL TOTALS OF 3 TO 5 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE OVER THE NORTHEASTERN PORTION OF THE YUCATAN PENINSULA.  THERE IS ALSO THE POTENTIAL FOR HEAVY RAINFALL OF 4 TO 8 INCHES POSSIBLE OVER THE FLORIDA KEYS AND WESTERN FLORIDA FROM SUNDAY INTO MONDAY.

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   Wednesday - April 26, 2006

Hot Air

Riddle me this: You live in New Orleans and your house was flooded and half the town destroyed last September by a monster hurricane. Who or what is responsible for your loss? (A) the Corps Of Engineers (see post below this one) for building a ship canal, (B) people driving too many gas-guzzling SUV’s, spewing out carbon monoxide, (C) your own dumb ass for building a house on the coast in a city that is twelve feet below sea level? Try not to get stuck on stupid when you answer that.

Experts: Global Warming Behind 2005 Hurricanes
_{Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 7:17 a.m. EDT (11:17 GMT)}

MONTEREY, California (Reuters)—The record Atlantic hurricane season last year can be attributed to global warming, several top experts, including a leading U.S. government storm researcher, said on Monday.

“The hurricanes we are seeing are indeed a direct result of climate change and it’s no longer something we’ll see in the future, it’s happening now,” said Greg Holland, a division director at the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, Colorado.

Holland told a packed hall at the American Meteorological Society’s 27th Conference on Hurricanes and Tropical Meteorology that the wind and warmer water conditions that fuel storms that form in the Caribbean are “increasingly due to greenhouse gases. There seems to be no other conclusion you can logically draw.”

His conclusion will be debated throughout the week-long conference, as other researchers present opposing papers that say changing wind and temperature conditions in the tropics are due to natural events, not the accumulation of carbon dioxide emissions clouding the Earth.

Many of the experts gathered in the coastal city of Monterey, California, are federal employees. The Bush administration contends global warming is an unproven theory.

While many of the conference’s 500 scientists seem to agree that a warming trend in the tropics is causing more and stronger hurricanes than usual, not all agree that global warming is to blame.

Some, like William Gray, a veteran hurricane researcher at Colorado State University in Fort Collins, Colorado, attributed the warming to natural cycles.

Gray said he believes salinity buildups and movements with ocean currents cause warming and cooling cycles. He predicted the Caribbean water will continue to warm for another five to 10 years, then start cooling.

- More on this story at CNN ...

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   Monday - April 03, 2006

Killer Storm

It was all over in about thirty minutes. I left the apartment around 4:30pm yesterday to go pick up lease papers at the complex office and grab some takeout at KFC for supper. All day long we had bright sunny skies and temps in the mid-70’s. When I left the complex office, I noticed the sky had turned black as night with an ugly, boiling purple mass spreading outward over my head. I started humming the theme music from “Ghostbusters”.

As I headed to the local KFC about a mile away, it started to rain. Just about the time I pulled up to the order window all hell broke loose. Wind started rocking my 3-ton Grand Cherokee, debris came flying overhead from someone’s roof and marble-sized hail started pounding down on me. The Jeep shook and bounced as more signs and tree limbs went flying overhead. Like an idiot, I just sat there and kept screaming at the little speaker to order my chicken. By the time I pulled out of the parking lot with my supper, the scene from “Ghostbusters” was over and Gozar The Destroyer had moved on into Illinois. Are we having fun yet ... ?

Two Killed As Storm Batters St. Louis
_{April 2, 2006}

ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH

A fast-moving storm packing powerful winds tore through the St. Louis area Sunday afternoon, killed at least two people, damaged buildings and cut electricity for up to 270,000 customers across Missouri and Illinois. One man was killed by a falling tree while walking on a trail in Castlewood State Park near Ballwin, said Tracy Panus, a spokeswoman for St. Louis County police. She would not identify the victim Sunday night.

Another person was killed when part of the roof of a K&G Clothing Store in Fairview Heights collapsed. Elsewhere in Missouri, the violent weather “destroyed just about everything” in Caruthersville, the Pemiscot County seat, dispatcher Dorothy Hale said. Dark thunderclouds rolled in from the west shortly after 5 p.m., uprooting trees and snapping power lines in St. Louis County and the Metro East, where some of the worst damage was reported.

Emergency officials say the same storm system also killed 14 people in west Tennessee, the Associated Press reported. The storm’s fury spared few parts of the bistate area. It carried winds gusting up to 70 mph in St. Charles County and formed what may have been tornadoes in Randolph County, Ill., according to the National Weather Service. Tornadoes may have touched down near Junction City, Ill., and in Randolph County in Illinois, meteorologists said. The weather service said softball-size hail also was reported in some areas.

Forecasters called for breezy weather today, including wind gusts up to 35 mph and temperatures in the mid-50s. But more showers and thunderstorms - perhaps severe - return to the forecast for Wednesday night. Sunday’s storm dropped little rain - only a half-inch at Lambert Field - but brought powerful winds that knocked down trees and damaged houses and businesses. Power was out to as many 158,000 homes in the St. Louis area. Crews were working to restore electricity late Sunday night, and additional crews were called from Kansas City to help with the work.

- More on the storm in St. Louis ...

- Indianapolis got hit pretty hard too ...

- Twenty-three dead in Tenessee, Arkansas ...

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   Thursday - March 23, 2006

We’re Not in Missouri anymore Toto

Remember those twisters the Skipper was talking about the other day?  This young man got the ride of his life!  Too bad he doesn’t remember it.

Missouri teen survives ride in tornado

FORDLAND, Mo. — Matt Suter can’t get the tornado out of his head — or his ears.

Every time a late-night freight train thunders past, Suter wakes up and remembers the vicious twister that pulled him from his home March 12 and landed him in a pasture — a quarter-mile away.

Suter’s harrowing encounter has brought him sudden fame, with national media exposure. One tornado expert said he knew of no one who traveled as far as Suter did in a tornado and lived to tell about it.

“It’s a pretty awkward record to have,” the 19-year-old senior at Fordland High School said.
The soft-spoken Suter did not court attention about his experience, which was not reported publicly until a week after it happened.

On the night of the tornado, Suter said, he was watching television news in only his boxer shorts when he heard a jetlike roar approaching the trailer he shared with his grandmother and uncle.

He was trying to shut a window in the living room, and his grandmother was in the kitchen, when the tornado struck, he said.

“The window busted, and the door got sucked out,” Suter said. “I looked at my grandmother, and the walls were like Jell-O. The trailer was rocking back and forth. I jumped between the coffee table and couch, and I remember the trailer tipping.”

His grandmother, Linda Kelley, said Suter had hollered at her in the trailer, and when she came into the kitchen “I turned around to look at where he was, and that whole end of the trailer was just gone.”

A large heavy glass lamp struck Suter on the top of his head, knocking him unconscious, he said.

When he came to, Suter found himself in a soft, grassy pasture. Last week a global positioning satellite device used by National Weather Service meteorologist Dave Gaede measured the distance at 1,307 feet from the trailer site.

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