Sunday - February 13, 2005
Just Too Weird
We’ve heard about “The Terminator” but what about “The Whizzinator?”
Apparently actor Tom Sizemore is very familiar with one of these false penises.
Hat tip: Joe
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Permalink • Friday - January 28, 2005
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
Other than some of these money grabbing leftist pricks are still breathing air, two things:
1. Bill Gates looks like a slob
2. What the hell does that other moron in the leather jacket (Bono?) have to do with world economies? He’s just a singer in a rock ‘n roll band. And a bad band at that (at least after the first three albums) Plus he’s dressed worse than Gates.
Fucking slobs.
Anything else?
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on 01/28/2005 at 06:39 AM
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Permalink • Wednesday - January 26, 2005
How Can We Ever Take Anyone In Hollywood Seriously?
By now I am sure you’ve read about the movement in Hollywood to get illegal aliens California licenses.
Never mind that a law was passed in 1993 prohibiting this.
So who is behind it? Hollywood stars like Diane Keaton, Carlos Santana and “Million Dollar Baby” writer and producer Paul Haggis, the actors’ guilds and other moonbats.
They’ve even come up with a new Academy Award category: ‘Best Nanny in a Supporting Role.’
I’m serious!! Read about it here. You will also get information about this movement to “legalize illegals” and how it flies in the face of what we know about terrorism and the protection of this country.
You know, “open season” seems to be the most appropriate solution. Not just for the illegals. For these Hollyweirdo assholes.
But that’s not all. It gets better.
Go read this article about the actual proposal to give licenses to illegals. Simply incredible. Here’s how these halfwit fuckatrds justify doing so:
“(by) allow(ing) illegal immigrants to get a license as long as background checks found they had no criminal violations.”
How FUCKING STUPID are these people? The simple fct that the illegals are here, in the US, is proof that THEY ARE ENGAGED IN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES AND THAT, IN ITSELF, IS A CRIMINAL VIOLATION!!!!!!
FUCK!
SHIT!
PISS!!
God DAMN it! I have a headache.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
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Permalink • Sunday - January 23, 2005
Another Old Friend Passes Away
 | Johnny Carson (1925-2005) The King Of Late Night |
LOS ANGELES - Johnny Carson, the “Tonight Show” TV host who served America a smooth nightcap of celebrity banter, droll comedy and heartland charm for 30 years, has died. He was 79. “Mr. Carson passed away peacefully early Sunday morning,” his nephew, Jeff Sotzing, told The Associated Press. “He was surrounded by his family, whose loss will be immeasurable. There will be no memorial service.”
I posted this earlier today when the news broke and I left the story as you see it above for the time being. I wanted to have time to think about Johnny and what he meant to me. I grew up watching this guy every night. In high school, I’d stay up late just to watch the fun. When I got married in 1969, my wife and I used to stay up and watch Johnny, Ed and Doc every weeknight. What made his show so attractive? Beats me. There were always funny guests and stars promoting their latest movies. It was fun and games late at night. The guests were treated as special and everyone had a shot at Johnny (which he took with good-natured charm all the time). Comedy skits with Carson as Karnak The Magnificent or Art Fern or Aunt Blabby just added to the fun. If I had to put my finger on any one thing that made the show and Johnny so much fun to watch it would have to be that it was always entertainment. If news was presented, it was always with a tongue in cheek humor. If politicians came on the show (rarely) they were carefully guided by Johnny away from political arguments. Most importantly, Johnny left the spotlight to his guests and never tried to upstage any of them. He was a one of a kind and a class act. Leno, Letterman, Conan, et al are all mere shadows of Johnny.
I guess if I had to really confess how much Johnny Carson meant to me, I’d have to simply say .... I stopped watching late night TV when he retired. There can be only one.
So long Johnny .... and thanks.
Go ahead and play it one last time ....
Posted by The Skipper
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The Steelers stank and the Falcons folded.
 | vs New England Patriots | The Big Prize? Feb. 6 - Jacksonville |
Note: Sir Paul McCartney is doing the halftime show this year and if he bares a tit, I’m giving up on football for life!
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Permalink • Friday - December 17, 2004
Another One For The S**t List
Chevy Chase just got added to my shit list.
Asshole entertainers. What the fuck makes their voice any more important than mine on matters like this which they know so little? If only people would realize that. But many folks tend to glorify their celebrities and love to associate their thinking with that of those they admire. Sort of a validation. Stupid fucks--both of them! It’s one thing to be a star and only a star but spouting nonsense like this. It’s another to be a star but be committed to something--like Mel Gibson and his faith.
I think y’all know what I am talking about. If I am all wet or hypocrtical, let me know.
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Permalink • Saturday - December 04, 2004
A Shortie
Barry Bonds’ lawyer is saying that Bonds “could have taken the steroids without knowing what they were.”
Yeah, and monkeys will fly out of my ass tonight.
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