Thursday - November 13, 2008

MY IDEA OF REAL EYE CANDY ….. THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER.

ok friends and neighbors. if you really want to read the short story that goes with this, there’s the link below.
I confess, I don’t care about the story.  There’ll be plenty more in the future I am certain.
What I wanna do now is just leer at that gor-jus face and hair.

http://tinyurl.com/6qt4lt

Letting her hair down: Sarah Palin ditches the up-do and lets her locks hang loose as she looks to the future

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 9:35 PM on 13th November 2008

Sarah Palin showed off a new hairstyle today. The Alaskan govenor addressed a Republican conference with her groomed, brunette tresses left loose and blow-dryed, rather than her usual up-do or half-up style.

Now that the election is over, perhaps the former vice-presidential nominee decided she can relax a bit and let it all hang out.

How bizarre is this?  The taliban is asking human rights groups for help. Yes. That taliban.

The very least human of life forms, is seeking help from human rights groups AND the UN, AND the UN agrees ..  AND ... So does the EU.
Surprised?

Some world huh.

Apparently Afghanistan has now resumed the execution of prisoners.  The UN and the EU don’t like that and so keeping up their long standing tradition of sticking their noses into the legal affairs and customs of other people, they are protesting.  Silly dirt bags.

Afghanistan executed nine rapists, kidnappers, murders and militants in the last week and has support from the people weary of rising crime.

Taliban calls on human rights groups to stop executions
Afghanistan’s Taliban have called on human rights groups to stop the Afghan government executing prisoners.

By Ben Farmer
Last Updated: 7:51PM GMT 13 Nov 2008

A website statement said to come from the organisation’s leadership council called the recent execution of nine death row prisoners, including convicted insurgents, “barbaric” and raised concerns about fair trials.

Mr Karzai’s decision to sign the execution orders after a 13-month moratorium has been criticised by the United Nations and European Union who have also questioned the standards of the Afghan judicial system.

The Taliban, who became internationally notorious for public executions during their regime, accused Karzai’s government of corruption and said: “We strongly request the UN, the EU, the Red Cross and human rights groups to earnestly prevent this barbaric act.”

It also warned the government against more executions, saying the officials responsible would be punished.

Afghans fearful of rising crime have welcomed the recent execution of men convicted of child molesting, kidnap, murder and insurgent attacks.

The Taliban regime brutally punished criminals after they swept to power in the mid 1990s pledging to bring justice and peace to a country blighted by lawlessness and feuding warlords.

Thieves had hands or feet amputated, while murderers were regularly shot dead in front of packed football stadiums.

The Taliban, now fighting to overthrow Mr Karzai’s government, have executed dozens of captured soldiers and civilians since they were ousted in 2001.

http://tinyurl.com/6zrzfv

A side note on crime over there.  Three Afghan schoolgirls suffered serious burns when attackers sprayed acid in their faces as they walked to school. The brave and manly attackers ripped off the girls’ headscarves before the attack.  Those wearing the full length burkas were left alone.
And the UN and EU are worried about what? 

You can’t fly on one wing

Yeah, but can you land?

Or you can download it if you want right here. (right click, Save As)

I don’t want to give away the ending, so all my questions are under the fold:

SCOTUS to hear another gun issue

Thank God, the Supremes are finally going to maybe make a decision on the Lautenberg Amendment. It only took 12 years for this most blatantly unconstitutional proviso to get to the top bench. If you don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, here it is:

People who are convicted of major felonies like kidnapping, murder, and armed robbery, are usually no longer allowed to own guns. People who get in fights or who smack others around in public get charged with Assault. Or Battery. If convicted, they pay a small fine and perhaps serve a weekend or two in the county lock up, because assault is a misdemeanor offense. Petty crime. But if you get convicted of beating up your domestic partner, a crime called Domestic Assault (or Domestic Battery) that is also a misdemeanor, you lose your rights to own a gun. Forever. That’s the little amendment Frank Lautenberg (Dipshit - NJ) put into the Gun Control Act of 1996, which was an extension of GCA 1968. . Only the way old Frankie worded it, it applies to any DA conviction ever. Even ones that happened before this law was passed. That means Lautenberg’s bit is a “retroactive law”. Or, as lawyers would put it, “ex post facto”.

Look up ex post facto in the Constitution. It’s right there under the heading that says NO EFFING WAY BRO.

The other problem is that, at least as of 1996, only 17 states had a crime on their books specifically dealing with domestic violence. All the other states lumped domestic violence under the plain old violence category. Thus, this illegal federal law doesn’t actually apply in most of the country. Which is another one of those irritating bits that the Constitution says is a bad thing; all the federal laws apply to all the states and all the people.

So a test case has bubbled up through the system, and now the 9 Robes of Reason will have to decide, again, whether a part of the Constitution that couldn’t be clearer is actually clear enough.

A Marion County, West Virginia man named Randy Hayes was, to his stunned amazement, charged with felony gun possession in early 2005. To tell the full story we must go back to 1994 and an unfortunate incident in which he pled guilty to misdemeanor battery charge stemming from an argument with his wife. The marriage failed and ended in divorce shortly thereafter. (Drew: Hayes was given 1 year’s probation)

Leap forward a decade and our story resumes with Mr. Hayes and his ex-wife angry with him over a disagreement about their son. In her anger, she called the police informing them he had a firearm. The police arrived and found a family heirloom Winchester rifle under Mr. Hayes bed. Hayes was arrested on the spot and was stunned as they cuffed him. Hayes was completely unaware that he was under any legal disability to own firearms. You see, when he pled guilty in 1994 , there was no Lautenberg Amendment, and what he pled to was a misdemeanor. However, Lautenberg is a retroactive law.

Troy Giatras was retained as legal counsel to Mr. Hayes. Giatras commented, “Because he only pleaded guilty in 1994 to battery, not domestic battery. But the federal court interpreted it as domestic battery because it was against a family member.” He continued, “In 1994 and in 1995, he was legally able to have a gun, the 1996 law was applied to him retroactively, but he didn’t even know it.”

The case went before the Fourth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Richmond, Virginia in October of 2006. The court over turned the original decision convicting Hayes, but the U.S. Justice Department decided to appeal the case to the U.S. Supreme Court. The Court agreed in April to hear the case later this year.

Giatras made the point that this case will be very important as it will help settle the constitutionality concerning laws which retroactively affect the American people and, of course, infringements on our Second Amendment rights.

I’m not holding my breath. I fully expect the Robes to play Solomon and try and slice the baby neatly when they have no need to do so. They’ll toss out Haye’s disarming, because he wasn’t convicted of Domestic Battery specifically, just regular Battery. Then they’ll toss out the ex post facto proviso on Lautenberg. They won’t approach the permanent loss of rights over a misdemeanor conviction at all, even though that’s the core issue here. And that’s the pussy kind of justice we’ll have to deal with. Hell, in 3 years we’ll be blessing them for what will be seen by then as a radical, anti-government decision.

A little bit more on this case here, and here, and you can always search up more.

From what I understand, another aspect of this Lautenberg Amendment thing is that you lose your guns if a family member gets a restraining order placed on you. No trial, no actual criminal charges, no chance for you to speak up in court; restraining orders are issued without your need to be there. And your guns get taken away. Welcome to America, land of Due Process and No Excessive Punishment.

This is the 4th challenge for the Lautenberg Amendment. The first case, US v. Emerson, addressed only the restraining order aspect. Emerson overturned Lautenberg in 1999, but that was reversed in 2001. 3 other cases challenged it’s ex post facto nature, but they were rejected by the court.

The full text of Lautenberg can be read here. It is short, but has so damn much legalese and subparagraphing that it’s very hard to read.

( In case you can’t tell, I’m against this law 100%. I’m also against Lautenberg, 200%. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve voted against him, but he keeps coming back like a herpes sore. )

GUANTANAMO.  A STAIN ON THE USA?  ONLY AMONG THE TRULY IGNORANT. AND SCREW THEM!

BMEWSers, I am so damn sick and tired and PO’d at the attacks on us over Gitmo, I seriously wish our folks in DC just one damn time had the guts to tell the rest of the world to ef off!  Not your god damn business and it’s an internal American affair so buzz the hell off.
Or words to that effect.  Just one damn time.  Is that asking too much?  Yeah, right. I guess it is.

So being as how I’m in a pissy mood over this and reading how Obama is gonna make nice and close the place (idiot), I thought I’d post yesterday’s Daily Mail editorial.  Trouble is, I no longer find it online.  So I’m going to copy most of it here longhand.  I can’t scan it properly or I would.  Must get that fixed one day soon.

A STAIN ON THE U.S.
Daily Mail editorial

As the Mail has argued for many years, the very existence of Guantanamo Bay interrogation camp is a black stain on the reputation of the United States.

(Did any of you guys ask the idiot editor of the mail for his opinion on the subject? Did any American ask any uro-pee-on for an opinion on our internal affairs?  Didn’t think so.)

Nothing has done more to undermine the West’s moral authority then this no-go zone for justice, where prisoners are tortured and held for years without trial.

Now at last an end is in sight for this affront to the cause of freedom, which has done so much to reinforce islamist prejudices against America and her allies.

(Screw this freedom crap. Nobody told me it was all about freedom.  It’s about the very survival of my country and frankly the rest of the world can go fuck itself along with the schmuck swine editor and all who think like him.  Oh sure, islamic prejudice didn’t exist before Gitmo. We evil Americans brought it all on ourselves. Oh but WAIT BMEWS cause you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Here’s the interesting rest of this crap.RCOB )

Many detainees are likely to be released.  Others will be shipped to the U.S. for trial in ordinary criminal courts. A third group whose cases involve highly classified information, may be tried under special rules to protect national security.

True, the plans are far from perfect. They carry the risk that some dangerous terrorists may escape justice, while other detainees will be denied full rights offered by the U.S. legal system.

WHAT MATTERS MOST IS THAT THE CAMP IS TO BE CLOSED - AND WITH IT A SHAMEFUL CHAPTER IN AMERICA’S HISTORY.

-30-

Sorry dickhead editor.  I feel NO shame with regard to Guantanamo.  If anything, I object to the fact that all they weren’t shot long ago.
I object to the fact that you’re alive and breathing and hope that ends soon.

So then and just about the time I’m climbing down from my frustration over the Daily Mail thing, I made the mistake of looking at our very local almost amateur rag that passes for a newspaper.  It really is a joke but I like the property pages.  The wife wisely tried to hide todays edition but somehow I managed to find it and I wasn’t looking.  Wish I hadn’t now because of course all the blood comes boiling to the top again.
Yet another know it all only this time the writer is he says, half American, so he can tell everyone how awful Gitmo is. 

He says that “what happened on Nov. 4th ranks with any of the other remarkable, memorable, life changing decisions the American people have have ever taken— on our behalf as well as their own.”

What the hell is he talking about with that last bit.  We took nothin’ on anyone’s behalf but our own and there will be time to regret that.

He goes on to mention great men who changed the lives of millions. Men who were elected in the US at a crucial time and mentions
Lincoln,Kennedy and Roosevelt in 1932.  “Now Americans have elected Obama and changed the world’s perception of his country.” He says.

I’m not interested in any of the above to be honest.  What got to me was that damn Guantanamo thing. Again. He seems to pretty much be following the party line.

He goes on to say that Bush leaves us involved in two “unwinable wars.” And a reputation “scarred by Guantanamo Bay.”

He sees in Obama, “a serious man for serious times,” and feels “some sympathy for Bush” who “showed dignity and true leadership after 9/11.” Well gee.  I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy cause he had a few nice things to say there.

He also thinks that McCain looked like a beaten man long before the ballot itself and Palin a disastrous choice as a running mate.
To be fair here, I think many of us thought McCain looked bad for a long time before Nov.4th.

So there.  I got that all out, but not necessarily off my chest.  Well heck, that’s part of the blog world too I guess.
I’m not thick skinned enough most likely and resent all the bad mouthing and second guessing with regard to MY COUNTRY!  I resent foreigners sticking their noses into what I believe to be our own business. 

And maybe too I need to quit reading any newspapers or listening to news radio for a year or so.  Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

Stay Tuned

MSNBC changes its name to CYA

"We was fooled!! We’re the victims here!” More BS from the Majorly Stupid News Broadcasting Company ...

MSNBC Retracts False Palin Story

MSNBC was the victim of a hoax when it reported that an adviser to John McCain had identified himself as the source of an embarrassing story about former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, the network said Wednesday.

David Shuster, an anchor for the cable news network, said on air Monday that Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, had come forth and identified himself as the source of a FOX News Channel story saying Palin had mistakenly believed Africa was a country instead of a continent.

Eisenstadt identifies himself on a blog as a senior fellow at the Harding Institute for Freedom and Democracy. Yet neither he nor the institute exist; each is part of a hoax dreamed up by a filmmaker named Eitan Gorlin and his partner, Dan Mirvish, the New York Times reported Wednesday.

The Eisenstadt claim had mistakenly been delivered to Shuster by a producer and was used in a political discussion Monday afternoon, MSNBC said.

“The story was not properly vetted and should not have made air,” said Jeremy Gaines, network spokesman. “We recognized the error almost immediately and ran a correction on air within minutes.”

The hoax was limited to the identity of the source in the story about Palin—not the FOX News story itself. While Palin has denied that she mistook Africa for a country, the veracity of that report was not put in question by the revelation that Eisenstadt is a phony.

And the source, this Eisenstadt, has fooled members of the media several times before too, at least 3 times. Whoever it is thinks the whole thing is a big joke, and did it all to show us that you can’t believe anything you find on the internet. Well, that’s true, because of jerks like him. But the real point is that the PMSM runs with anything they think sounds “truthy”, and that they do a piss poor job of verifying sources. And that’s what supposedly differentiates a professional journalist from us unwashed legions in our jammies. I’d give them a great big FAIL.

The Times has an in depth background piece on this story. It figures.

Brits 3, Pirates 0

Royal Navy Rescues Danish Ship, Blasts Pirates

Well it’s about time. Looks like the good ship HMS Cumberland is starting to get the job done. With a bit of help from the Russians.

A Royal Navy warship helped rescue a Danish vessel after it was attacked by Somali pirates, the Ministry of Defence has said. Plymouth-based HMS Cumberland and the Russian frigate Neustrashimy repelled the attempted raid in the Gulf of Aden. The Russian Navy said the pirates fired weapons at the Danish ship and twice tried to board it before the two warships intervened.

Two suspected pirates were killed in the exchange of gunfire on Tuesday.

A Royal Navy spokesman said: “We can confirm that a UK warship carried out a boarding of a foreign-flagged dhow suspected of being engaged in piracy.

“The situation is ongoing.”

An MoD spokesman said: “Prior to boarding, boats launched by Cumberland to intercept the dhow were involved in an exchange of fire.

The spokesman said that, because the incident involved firearms, an investigation has been launched.

WTF? This “incident” involved firearms, therefore it needs an investigation?? Hello, dimwit, it’s the bloomy NAVY. Guns is what they’re all about. It’s what they frickin DO. It’s their JOB!!! On the other hand, over here you have PIRATES. Hello, is there anybody in there? Any of those little brain cells actually working???

Ok, here’s a bit more:

The Yemeni-flagged vessel was identified as having been involved in an earlier attack on the Danish ship. An MoD spokesman said the pirates were shot in self-defence. After initial attempts to stop the dhow failed, the Royal Navy launched sea boats to encircle the vessel.

The British seamen were fired on and shot back before the dhow was boarded and its crew surrendered.

So, yes, there is a need for investigation. Because Admiral Drew wants answers:

Right. Captain, this is your ship:


And these are the pirates in their little wooden boat:

... so tell me, Captain, what on earth were you doing putting your crew at risk by neutralizing the pirates via little rubber boaties?

And what’s this kak about prisoners? Did we forget to equip your ship with enough rope or something? Do we need to hire a contractor to install a couple of yardarms for you?
What, you say they were surrendering? Really? Don’t you know that pirates don’t ever surrender IF YOU DON’T TAKE THEIR PICTURES??

Very well, let this be a lesson to you. If there are pirates, they are assumed to be actively hostile. If they are actively hostile, you get to shoot first. A lot. When you are all done shooting, then you get out the cameras.

Uncle Ted goes RINO Hunting

Rino Season Is Now Open
by Ted Nugent

Like any entity that abandons basic quality control, political parties rot from within. It happened to the Democrats long ago, and now has become the case with the Republican Party, which has strayed from its conservative underpinnings.

There are really only four things I have a strong aversion to: unloaded guns, dull knives, banjos, and Republicans in Name Only (RINOs).

The Nugent family simply doesn’t allow any of those things in our lives.

Read the Rest

Palin * Nugent
2008

   Wednesday - November 12, 2008

NO NO and NO !!!!

Has ANYONE in DC ever even looked up a few quotes from Marx, let alone read him? Do they have the smallest understanding of what “government control of the means of production” really means? (that’s my qoute, not old Karl’s. It’s a poetic paraphrase, so don’t get your panties in a twist). What if it’s only government control of ONE means of production? Or part of one?

This bailout bullshit is getting out of control. Next up, the failing US auto industry. It doesn’t matter if they can’t make a car that Americans will buy. It doesn’t matter that they’ve had more than 35 years to figure out how to do this. It doesn’t even matter that one of the Big 3 has been bailed out before, with all the nonsense that entailed. Did Chrysler ever get around to being American owned again? Last time I bothered to pay attention, albeit that was a year or so ago, they have Herr Gear Schifft telling us what wonderful cars Chrysler made because of all that Mercedes-Benz engineering in them. So now they need a multi zillion dollar bailout too. Hey, the steel industry could use a few bill. And you know what? Let’s bring the shoe industry back from the dead; how about a few billion for them? I heard Burger King’s profits were down for a couple days last week. That ought to be worth at least a few hundred million. And hey, Uncle Sugar!! My window washing business sort of peters out once winter sets in. How about a couple hundred thousand for me? After all, as far as my owner’s (me) are concerned, I’m too important to my local economy (again me) to fail!!

What a cartload of poo. Knock it the hell off already. No bailouts for nobody. Even if the money you give them is fresh off the printer and nearly worthless to begin with. Idiots.

Democratic Proposal Includes Federal Stake in Car Companies

Congressional Democrats are pushing legislation to send $25 billion in emergency loans to the beleaguered auto industry in exchange for a government ownership stake in the Big Three car companies.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., hope for quick passage of the auto bailout during a postelection session that begins Monday.

Legislation being drafted by Rep. Barney Frank, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, would dip into the $700 billion Wall Street rescue money, approved by Congress last month, for the auto aid.

I’m sick of the whole thing. Any business in America is free to fail. Look at the airlines, they do it left and right. And somehow they keep right on flying!! If the car companies can’t cut it, then they deserve to go under. GM stock is selling at what, $2.11 per share today? Anybody with a brain dumped that faster than yesterday’s burritos from Taco Bell, ages ago. No company, no brokerage, no union has a right to perpetual life.

And that’s all I got today. I’m having a sick day. Let’s just say that the Taco Bell reference was ... very easy to come by today.

   Tuesday - November 11, 2008

Requiem for the GOP

PJ O’Rourke looks back from the end of the road, and points out lots of bumps, crashes, and wrong turns along the way. I don’t read him very often, so I can’t really put a label on him. But it strikes me that a lot of what he is saying is worth listening to. It’s all in this week’s Weekly Standard.

Let us bend over and kiss our ass goodbye. Our 28-year conservative opportunity to fix the moral and practical boundaries of government is gone--gone with the bear market and the Bear Stearns and the bear that’s headed off to do you-know-what in the woods on our philosophy.

An entire generation has been born, grown up, and had families of its own since Ronald Reagan was elected. And where is the world we promised these children of the Conservative Age? Where is this land of freedom and responsibility, knowledge, opportunity, accomplishment, honor, truth, trust, and one boring hour each week spent in itchy clothes at church, synagogue, or mosque? It lies in ruins at our feet, as well it might, since we ourselves kicked the shining city upon a hill into dust and rubble.

The South Side of Chicago is what everyplace in America will be once the Democratic administration and filibuster-resistant Democratic Congress have tackled global warming, sustainability, green alternatives to coal and oil, subprime mortgage foreclosures, consumer protection, business oversight, financial regulation, health care reform, taxes on the “rich,” and urban sprawl. The Democrats will have plenty of time to do all this because conservatism, if it is ever reborn, will not come again in the lifetime of anyone old enough to be rounded up by ACORN and shipped to the polling booths.

None of this is the fault of the left. After the events of the 20th century--national socialism, international socialism, inter-species socialism from Earth First--anyone who is still on the left is obviously insane and not responsible for his or her actions. No, we on the right did it.

We’ve had nearly three decades to educate the electorate about freedom, responsibility, and the evils of collectivism, and we responded by creating a big-city-public-school-system of a learning environment.

There was no need to piss off the entire black population of America to get Dixie’s electoral votes. And despising cracker trash who have a laundry hamper full of bedsheets with eye-holes cut in them does not make a man a liberal.

Blacks used to poll Republican. They did so right up until Mrs. Roosevelt made some sympathetic noises in 1932. And her husband didn’t even deliver on Eleanor’s promises. It’s not hard to move a voting bloc. And it should be especially easy to move voters to the right. Sensible adults are conservative in most aspects of their private lives.

Our impeachment of President Clinton was another example of placing the wrong political emphasis on personal matters. We impeached Clinton for lying to the government. To our surprise the electorate gave us cold comfort. Lying to the government: It’s called April 15th. And we accused Clinton of lying about sex, which all men spend their lives doing, starting at 15 bragging about things we haven’t done yet, then on to fibbing about things we are doing, and winding up with prevarications about things we no longer can do.

The left has no idea what’s going on in the financial crisis. And I honor their confusion. Jim Jerk down the road from me, with all the cars up on blocks in his front yard, falls behind in his mortgage payments, and the economy of Iceland implodes. I’m missing a few pieces of this puzzle myself.

Under constant political pressure, which went almost unresisted by conservatives, a lot of lousy mortgages that would never be repaid were handed out to Jim Jerk and his drinking buddies and all the ex-wives and single mothers with whom Jim and his pals have littered the nation.

Wall Street looked at the worthless paper and thought, “How can we make a buck off this?” The answer was to wrap it in a bow.
...
Or, put another way, Wall Street was pulling the “room full of horse s--” trick. Brokerages were saying, “We’re going to sell you a room full of horse s--. And with that much horse s--, you just know there’s a pony in there somewhere.”

There is a lot more than this. On a number of subjects. It’s worth a read even if you disagree, because I guarantee you a lot of people will agree with him. We had it all, and we let it slip away. Maybe we should open our eyes and minds and figure out why, and how we might be able to get it back. Because I’d rather not wait an entire lifetime before getting the country back on the proper track, and that’s what O’Rouke thinks is going to happen.

Obama Will Close Gitmo

Obama to shut Guantanamo Bay Prison

Isn’t that special? He’s going to send all the terrorists and POWs home. The rest will come to the US to get trials ... which will get thrown out for a myriad of reasons.

As one of his first acts in the White House, Barack Obama is preparing to move hundreds of detainees from Guantanamo Bay prison to the US where they will be given legal hearings, trials or face yet-to-be-established special terrorist courts.

Mr Obama has a long-standing commitment to shut down Guantanamo, which has become a symbol of injustice for human rights campaigners, and a lightning rod for anti-US criticism since it opened eight years ago. Closing the prison, which is on a part of Cuba leased to the US, will bring to an end one of the most poisonous legacies of the Bush administration while sending a signal that the “war on terror” is under more enlightened management.

During his election campaign, Mr Obama described Guantanamo and the CIA’s secret prisons around the world as a “sad chapter in American history”. Other aspects of Mr Bush’s “war on terror” will also demand Mr Obama’s urgent attention such as yesterday’s revelation by the New York Times that the US military has, during the past four years, conducted up to a dozen secret raids in Pakistan and other countries not at war with the US.

Mr Obama’s plans for Guantanamo inmates should see most detainees, against whom there is little or no evidence, being released to their home countries after years in legal limbo. Others will face prosecution in US criminal courts. One problem for those courts will face is deciding whether evidence from anonymous intelligence sources or obtained without any legal process can be taken into account.

“Most of the detainees are goat herders, or Arabs who volunteered to help the Taliban, but they are not hardcore terrorists. The real problem is getting their home countries to accept them back.”

My ass. At the very least every single one of these creeps is a POW. Many of them are ... softcore terrorists? Does that mean they just show a little bit of bomb, but never press the button? But even as the rest of this article goes all mushy as it leans to the left and has 3 rousing rounds of singing Kumbayah for these poor, poor mistreated ... goat herders ... a little bit of truth sneaks out by accident. If they’re all so good, pure, kind, innocent, and nearly holy ... why won’t their home countries welcome them back?

Kim Jong-il: Where has he been spotted now?.  MORE FUNNY STUFF. must be something in the air here.

This doesn’t require any comment from me.  Have fun guys.  Be interesting to see what Rancino and Drew do with this one.
There are 10 photos at the link below.

Kim Jong-il: Where has he been spotted now?
Claims that Kim Jong-il was “Photoshopped” into an official photo to hide the extent of the North Korean leader’s ill health have sparked a wave of spoofs on the web.

By Matthew Moore
Last Updated: 10:06AM GMT 11 Nov 2008
Previous
1 of 10 Images

Kim at a Barack Obama rally Photo: Akirax on Worth1000.com

The “Dear Leader” was pictured in a group shot with hundreds of soldiers in a photo released by the Korean Central News Agency last week, confounding reports that he had suffered a serious stroke.

But eagle-eyed observers noticed that Kim’s shadow did not fall in the same direction as the troops either side of him, raising suspicions that his image was inserted into the photo later on.

Since then internet wits have had fun pasting the dictator - who is very rarely photgraphed - into ever more unlikely scenarios.

Members of the Worth1000.com photo manipulation website and the Somethingawful.com message board have cropped Kim into famous movie scenes, album covers, and even a Barack Obama rally.

He has also been mocked-up coming out of a sex shop, attending a rally in San Francisco, and - most obscurely - as an eyewitness to the shooting of four student anti-war protesters by the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in 1970.

There has been no definitive contemporary footage of Kim him since suggestions that he was ill began to surface in September.

He has also missed a number of key events, including the funeral of a senior leader and veteran revolutionary, and a military parade marking the 60th anniversary of the state’s founding.

His health has been the subject of intense speculation because he has not publicly nominated a successor to run the nuclear-armed nation.

http://tinyurl.com/6mfzou

A MATT CARTOON AND NO WAY TO AVOID SHARING THIS FUNNY.

DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY THIS GUY NAILS THINGS WITH A DRAWING AND A LINE.  HE’S MATT, AN AWARD WINNING TOONIST AND OUR FAVORITE.

Roadside snack vans threatened unless they offer healthy food .

THE NANNY STATE IN ACTION AND IT’S ALL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SO STOP THINKING FOR YOURSELVES YOU MINDLESS NOTHINGS. JUST TRUST NANNY AND ALL WILL BE WELL.

Tuesday is usually a busy morning and day for us and so I hadn’t expected to post this early. However, this is soooo bizarre and soooo stupid it defies belief. It also defies logic of course but since when did logic ever come into play with those running a nanny knows best state.

I think in the USA they’re called catering vans. Yes? No?  Been so long away from home I can’t remember.  But these food and hot coffee dispensing vans that are often found at construction sites and in our case at boot sales (flea market to yanks except mostly ours here in Winchester really are boot sales.  Meaning folks selling things from the trunk of their cars or back end of an SUV. There are some professional sellers but mostly just folks getting rid of old treasures in attic and BOOKS. )

Well, I can just imagine some burly construction worker on a break begging for a salad and yogurt.  These health dictators drive us nuts with their plans and pronouncements. A pox on em I say!

Roadside snack vans threatened unless they offer healthy food
Roadside vans offering greasy snacks will be shut down if they fail to offer healthier alternatives, according to new rules.

Last Updated: 3:58PM GMT 10 Nov 2008

A woman prepares to bite into a burger. Roadside vans offering greasy snacks will be shut down if they fail to offer healthier alternatives, according to new rules.
Roadside takeways in Guildford, Surrey, must offer at least one healthy option besides burgers.

The snack vans, often found in busy lay-bys, must now offer soup, salads or low fat yogurts with their artery-clogging kebabs.

They must also limit the amount of mayonnaise served - because it has been branded a “very high fat product”.

Environmental health officers will inspect menus during routine hygiene checks.

And traders who fail to meet the strict new standards in Guildford, Surrey, will be refused a street trader’s licence when it comes up for renewal each year.

Councillors at Guildford Borough Council this week reviewed their street traders policy for the first time in seven years and insisted every menu has at least one healthy option.

The list of recommended food includes low fat grilled sausage with wholemeal bread, chilli con carne with lean mince and jacket potato with a selection of fillings.

A report to the council’s licensing committee said: “In accordance with the council’s health promotion programme, it is recommended that at least one healthy meal choice be provided for customers.”

The report added: “It is important that the use of mayonnaise is limited since this is a very high fat product.

“It could be offered to the customer to add himself as a choice.”

Grant Harris, who has run the Skip’s Catering food van from a lay-by on Guildford’s A281 for five years, thinks his customers will continue to eat burgers and chips.

He said: “Our customers are mainly scaffolders, builders and lorry drivers and they are not going to want this new food.

“The sandwiches and jacket potatoes are more suited to a sandwich bar.

“The rules seems to be going over the top with political correctness.

“Some of the things the council is suggesting I serve would cause a bit of a problem - I just can’t see people wanting them.”

But Clifford Bell, head of environmental health at the council, wants motorists to move away from high calorie, high-fat food.

He said: “It remains for the trader to design his menu around the principles of healthier catering, such as grilling rather than frying.

“The aim is to give consumers a wider choice and move away from the sole provision of high calories, high fat fast foods.”

Vans operating on private land will not be affected.

http://tinyurl.com/6j5np5

---

---

DISCLAIMER

THE SERVICES AND MATERIALS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE HOSTS OF THIS SITE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY, MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS.

Not that very many people ever read this far down, but this blog was the creation of Allan Kelly and his friend Vilmar. Vilmar moved on to his own blog some time ago, and Allan ran this place alone until his sudden and unexpected death partway through 2006. We all miss him. A lot. Even though he is gone this site will always still be more than a little bit his. We who are left to carry on the BMEWS tradition owe him a great debt of gratitude, and we hope to be able to pay that back by following his last advice to us all:

1. Keep a firm grasp of Right and Wrong
2. Stay involved with government on every level and don't let those bastards get away with a thing
3. Use every legal means to defend yourself in the event of real internal trouble, and, most importantly:
4. Keep talking to each other, whether here or elsewhere

It's been a long strange trip without you Skipper, but thanks for pointing us in the right direction and giving us a swift kick in the behind to get us going. Keep lookin' down on us, will ya? Thanks.

THE INFORMATION AND OTHER CONTENTS OF THIS WEBSITE ARE DESIGNED TO COMPLY WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS WEBSITE SHALL BE GOVERNED BY AND CONSTRUED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALL PARTIES IRREVOCABLY SUBMIT TO THE JURISDICTION OF THE AMERICAN COURTS. IF ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE IS CONSTRUED AS BEING CONTRARY TO THE LAWS APPLICABLE IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY, THEN THIS WEBSITE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE ACCESSED BY PERSONS FROM THAT COUNTRY AND ANY PERSONS WHO ARE SUBJECT TO SUCH LAWS SHALL NOT BE ENTITLED TO USE OUR SERVICES UNLESS THEY CAN SATISFY US THAT SUCH USE WOULD BE LAWFUL.

Copyright © 2004-2008 Domain Owner