Wednesday - March 10, 2004

Memories of 9-11 Contest

Down to 5 days and counting to enter our "Memories Of 9-11 Contest" (see sidebar). We just got another one from Scott. Give it a read. Incentivize yourself!!

This commentary is so good we leave it here as further incentive. It's an editorial at Opinion Journal by Debra Burlingham. Ms. Burlingame, a life-long Democrat, is the sister of Charles F. "Chic" Burlingame, III, captain of American Airlines flight 77, which was crashed at the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001.

She has some very definite opinions about the recent fuss over President Bush's ads reminding us of 9-11. Go read it .... and then submit your essay. The time for submissions ends March 14, 2004 (next week). Then the judging begins. There are several really great entries already. Take a moment and read them.

NEVER FORGET!

   Thursday - March 04, 2004

Moonbat Of The Week Award

It appears Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion Of The Christ" has flushed out quite a few Barking Moonbats out there.

But this loony woman in Connecticut takes the prize .... literally.



Of course you realize I will now have to go back and see "The Passion" again. I evidently missed the big car chase scene.

   Friday - February 27, 2004

Moonbat Of The Week Award

"Hold it right there, copper. This bitch is loaded."



Our award winner faces five felony and two misdemeanor counts. We're happy to report the dog was fine.

   Friday - February 20, 2004

Moonbat Of The Week Award

This has been a busy week, what with kicking off the 9-11 Contest, trying to finish loading up a new Linux server on my home network and handling all the problems at the office. However, there are Barking Moonbats out there and they deserve recognition at all costs, therefore this week's award goes to this woman:



We will hold the trophy until she is released from prison.

   Thursday - February 12, 2004

Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week's Barking Moonbat Award goes not to a single individual (although reporter Andrew Gilligan certainly qualitifes all by himself), but to the largest news organization in the world .... the BBC. Our Moonbat friends across the pond have shown us that the American Media is not at the top of the Moonbat food chain. A reporter falsifies a story that damages Tony Blair, causing the reporter's "source" to commit suicide. Then one of Britain's exteemed judges reviews the whole affair and finds the news company guilty of fraud. Major resignations at the BBC follow and Blair is exonerated. Unfortunately a British scientist is dead due to all this muck-raking and slander.

We would like to extend our sympathies to our British friends. Any time you blokes want to get started wiping out the Moonbat media in our two countries, let us know. We'll be glad to provide you with arms and ammunition, since your government has taken all of yours away. Don't worry. We have plenty here in America and we are more than willing to share in a good cause.

   Saturday - February 07, 2004

Moonbat Of The Week Award

Emperor Misha, over at the Rottweiler Empire tipped us off to this Palestinian Moonbat who was building a homemade bomb in his house and the bomb accidentally went off redecorating his walls with his brains and various assorted organs. Misha describes it appropriatey. Well done, Your Majesty!

The Moonbat's family will receive
this (posthumous) trophy in honor
of their relative's interior decorating skills:

   Thursday - February 05, 2004

Poster Of The Week

I couldn't have said it better ....

   Thursday - January 29, 2004

Barking Moonbat Award Trophys

Our New Barking Moonbat Trophys have arrived.



Hmmmmmmm .... looks suspiciously like a horse's ass to me. What do you think?

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week's winner was the easiest to choose so far. The winner is Timothy Dumouchel. Four years ago he cancelled his Cable TV service. Charter Communications stopped billing him but neglected to cut off the cable service so he has had free Cable TV for the last four years. Now he is suing Charter. Why? Listen to his explanation below:

“I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,” Dumouchel stated in a written complaint against the company.

But wait ...... there's more ......

"Timothy Dumouchel wants $5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service from Charter Communications to settle what he says will be a small claims suit."

No word yet on when Timothy plans to stop at McDonalds for a cup of hot coffee.

The runner-up this week couldn't even come close to that but the Godfather Of Soul did give us a graphic image of "a bad hair day".

   Wednesday - January 28, 2004

Photo du Jour

Barking Moonbat or just plain Sleazy Slut From Hell?

What did Kurt Cobain ever see in her?

We report, you decide.

   Friday - January 23, 2004

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

Ah, it's award time again. So many choices, so few awards but only the worst deserve this award. This week, after due examination by the judges the award goes, unanimously to France's firefighters. These ass-heads in the most useless country in the world actually hired teenage arsonists to help them keep their jobs. Why, oh why did we ever make the Germans give France back to the French? Methinks that was a bad decision.

   Wednesday - January 21, 2004

Weirdness Of The Day

Go ahead. Now you can browse porn on the internet without feeling guilty. Mwah-hah-ha-ha ...

   Saturday - January 17, 2004

Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week's award goes to Al Bore Gore. Remember him? The LOSER in the 2000 Presidential election? Yeah, that guy. The one who invented the internet and who has spent the last three years whining. Well, it seems good ol' Al decided to go to New York to deliver a speech on global warming .... on the coldest day in New York's recorded history. Temp was 1 degree fahrenheit with wind chill at -20.

This is final proof that even God hates Barking Moonbats.

Runner-up: anyone who would eat this crap. Perhaps Al Gore ordered his "super-sized". Moooooooo .....

   Wednesday - January 14, 2004

Quote Of The Day

"The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full Of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment."

Heh.

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