Thursday - May 25, 2006

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

This week’s winner takes the cake. The whole blogosphere is abuzz over this one. I would provide links to the other bloggers but it would fill the whole page here. Just pick one from BlackFive to LGF to LT Smash to Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller to MilBlogs to etc. and you’ll read about this dipshit in disguise.

Basically, Jesse was put out front by several socialist peaceniks as a returning Iraqi war veteran who had murdered innocent Iraqis (including children) and these groups supposedly want to get the word out about the atrocities. The only problem is the whole thing was an elaborate hoax. This is how the mental midgets on the Left usually operate. Lies, more lies and the damned liars who tell them. This asshat may actually be a candidate for the prestigious Dan Rather Trophy which we award to the most outrageous “fake but innacurate” news story of the year. Stay tuned ...

Jesse Adam Macbeth (born Jesse Adam Al-Zaid)

Jesse is featured in the 2006 Pepperspray Productions video, posted at peacefilms.org, “Jessie Macbeth: Former Army Ranger and Iraq War Veteran”. The video was removed from the site 23 May, 2006 after the US Army said Macbeth had never been an Army Ranger. The original video along with an investigative report by Michelle Malkin is available at YouTube.com.

Over time, Macbeth has given several interviews and has been quoted and published in several online sources. A number of inconsistencies have appeared in reports about him, or in quotes attributed to him. Jessie Macbeth, as used in the video, may not be the correct spelling of his name; he has also been identified as Jesse Macbeth and Jesse MacBeth by various online publications.

A narrator in the video says that Macbeth “...served in Iraq for 16 months before being wounded...” The war began on 20 March 2003. The Eastern Arizona Courier reported on 3 November 2003 that Jesse MacBeth had returned 2 and a half months prior - roughly in late August of 2003, after sustaining a back injury, limiting possible time actually in Iraq to five months.

Macbeth is quoted in an April 26, 2006 SocialistAlternative.org article as saying that he was “stabbed many times,” has shrapnel in his knee, and has been shot in the back, and that he has received the Purple Heart. The Eastern Arizona Courier article reported that MacBeth had been shot in the back by an M16 rifle while in an Iraqi tunnel, but that a Canadian nurse stitched him up and he continued fighting. (Canada was not a known participant in the Multinational force in Iraq at the time of the article’s publication.) The article also says that he planned to attend a hearing that month about a medical discharge from the Army. There was no mention of the stabbings or the shrapnel in the article.

The report on SocialistAlternative.org includes the Macbeth quote “We would leave the bodies in the streets and blame it on the Shi’ites or the Sunnis. [In Fallujah] we were ordered to go into mosques and slaughter people while they were praying.” In the video, he said this was in retribution for the similar acts done to the bodies of American contractors. The mutilation and public display of American corpses in Fallujah happened March 31, 2004, after the publication of the Eastern Arizona Courier article placing Macbeth in Arizona.

—Wikipedia: Jesse MacBeth

   Friday - May 19, 2006

Barking Moonbat(s) Of The Week

Quick! Which one is stupider? Jennifer for acting like a loon and disappearing on a bus into the night or John for taking the stupid beeyatch back when she was apprehended? My money is on John. The poor schmuck ain’t got the brains God gave a billy-goat if he ever thought things were gonna work out with this dame. Either way, we think this duo should share the award this week for making it into the news one more time. Anyone want to take bets on whether this is the last time we’ll hear from Jennifer? I didn’t think so. Stay tuned ....

Wedding Off for Runaway Bride
_{Thursday May 18, 2006 3:00pm EST}

A year ago Jennifer Wilbanks bolted into tabloid infamy as the “Runaway Bride” when she faked her own kidnapping for three days on the eve of her wedding in Duluth, Ga.

To the amazement of many, fiancé John Mason quickly took her back, with the couple even moving into a large new home in an Atlanta suburb and talking about taking a second run at marriage.

But in early May Mason’s camp let it be known that any nuptials were off – and suddenly the woman who couldn’t take “I do” for an answer seems to be having a problem with “I don’t.”

“I’m not confirming or denying the breakup,” Wilbanks, 33, told PEOPLE May 14. “John and I have some things to work out.”

But to Mason’s family and friends there is no doubt that this time the split is for good. “I think John realized there were some fundamental differences in their personalities that he wasn’t going to be able to deal with,” a friend says of Mason, 33, who runs his family’s Duluth medical-care business.

- Read the rest in the current issue of People magazine ...

   Friday - May 12, 2006

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

This is the first time we have given this award out for a movie (although we were extremely tempted with “Fahrenheit 911"). Rarely do we come across a motion picture like the one below that is so outrageous that it borders on the sublimely ridiculous (not to mention blasphemous to the tenth degree). Fatwah, anyone?

I have no idea where Hollyweird comes up with these “gems” but I believe it has a lot to do with certain mind-altering substances. Regardless, this movie takes the prize this week. At least ... it holds first honors until the release of “Tag-Team Smackdown: Mohammed/Allah vs. Alien/Predator” - which I’ve heard will be “an operatic deathmatch with soundtrack by Snoop Dogg, starring George Clooney as Allah”. I can hardly wait.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

Director: Lee Demarbre

Winner: Best Science Fiction/Fantasy/Horror Film - Santa Cruz Film Festival (2002)

Publicity: The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” The third testament KICKS ASS!

The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the “Spirit of Slamdance” prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ.

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it’s a musical? This sure ain’t Sunday School.

   Saturday - March 25, 2006

Barking MoonBat Of The Week

We’ve only given this award to Gadaffi Duck about a gazillion times and he just never stops competing for the award. I’m beginning to think he is trying to take a major lead in Moonbat Points™ over the rest of the Middle East and he may succeed now that Yassir Arafish is defunct. Perhaps we should just give him permanent membership in the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame™ and be done with it. His latest attempt at an insanity defense has him lecturing the US on democracy and how much better the Libyan military dictatorship is. Kinda like Jacques Chirac lecturing the US on military strategy, eh ... ?

_{(Fashion Police Memo: Where in hell did he find that damned awful purple dress?)}

Gaddafi Lectures U.S. On Democracy
_{Friday, March 24, 9:35 AM ET}

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi lectured a U.S. audience on democracy on Thursday and said Libya is the only real democracy in the world. Via a video link, Gaddafi addressed an unprecedented gathering of U.S. and Libyan academics prompted by a thaw in relations since the former pariah state decided in 2003 to abandon nuclear weapons and took responsibility for the 1988 Lockerbie bombing.

He touted Libya’s political system as superior to “farcical” and “fake” parliamentary and representative democracies in the West. There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet,” Gaddafi said to the conference at Columbia University in New York. Libya’s Jamahiriyah system, under which Libyans can air their views at “people’s congresses,” is genuine democracy, said Gaddafi, who spoke through a translator and was dressed in purple robes and seated at a desk in front of a map of Africa.

The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency’s World Factbook describes Libya’s government as: “Jamahiriyah (a state of the masses) in theory, governed by the populace through local councils; in fact, a military dictatorship.” Gaddafi said Libya’s new openness would not lead Libyans to covet what they do not have—on the contrary, he said, the rest of the world would soon be emulating Libya. “Countries like the United States, India, China, the Russian Federation, are in bad need of this Jamahiriyah system,” he said. “This is a savior to them.”

- Read More Insanity From Gadaffi Duck here ...

   Saturday - January 14, 2006

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

Back at the start of the week, I figured Harry Belafonte was a shoo-in for this week’s Barking Moonbat Award™ I was wrong. Harry is no match for this idjit. In fact, this doofus probably deserves a place in the Hall Of Fame. We are also considering giving him the coveted Squeeling Porker Award™ for blatant male chauvinist remarks. Especially the quote below about “Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied”.

This week’s winner is the leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky. The fact that he is a “liberal” and a “democrat” sure explains a lot. However, his statements about US Secretary Of State Condaleeza Rice are inexplicable. This is one award that was well earned ....

P.S. If this doofus is right however, I’d be more than glad to help Condie solve her frustrations. 

Condoleezza Rice’s Anti-Russian Stance Based On Sexual Problems
MOSCOW (PRAVDA)

The US Secretary of State released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education.

According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia’s actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The statement from the high-ranking US official sounded like a reprimand from a strict babysitter that was teaching its baby to behave.

It goes without saying that the largest Eurasian power is not a baby. In addition, the geopolitical system in the world has undergone dramatic changes since the 1990s. The US Secretary of State, however, has seemingly lost the sense of time and reality. Ms. Rice’s wish to exercise her political power became a surprise for both the Russian Ministry for Foreign Affairs and proponents of traditional liberal values.

Ms. Rice’s criticism can be explained with the politician’s personal peculiarities. Why is Condoleezza Rice so fond of her “strict teacher” role? Is it her technique that she follows to stay in the center of political attention? The leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky, expressed his opinion on the matter in an exclusive interview with Pravda.Ru.

“Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all. “Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: “Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!

“This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.

“Ms. Rice was always interested in Russia. Now she needs to prove that she does have a certain amount of knowledge about Russia. Her goal number one is to observe USA’s interest. If Russia rises, it means that the USA falls down. Europe has united, China is growing speedily and Russia possesses immense power in terms of fuel resources. The US administration cannot do anything about it.

“The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values. Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous. That is why they need to protect themselves with such public personas as Condoleezza Rice who gains pleasure from political commotions.

“The civilized world needs to think about a decision when single politicians are not allowed to stay in power. This was a common practice in the Soviet political system. The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite. One single word or phrase may play an extremely important role in politics. This is not the place, where one can sublimate their personal sexual problems.

“Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. “This is really scary. Ms. Rice’s personal complexes affect the entire field of international politics. This is an irritating factor for everyone, especially for the East and the Islamic world. When they look at her, they go mad.

“Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.

“The true reason of Ms. Rice’s attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men’s attention. Releasing such stupid remarks gives her the feeling of being fulfilled. This is the only way for her to attract men’s attention,” Vladimir Zhirinovsky said.

   Saturday - December 10, 2005

Barking Moonbat Award

The current recipient of this prestigious award was a unanimous decision. The winner is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who in recent weeks has managed to:

• … declare Israel should be “wiped off the map”.


• … promised that Iran would continue to build nuclear plants to make nuclear bombs.


• … stated publicly that George W. Bush is guilty of “war crimes”.


• … denied the Holocaust ever happened.


• … but if it did, then Europeans are to blame and should move the state of Israel to Bavaria.

   Saturday - November 19, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

Our readers have chosen a former rock star to receive the award this week. For good reason ....

Gary Glitter Arrested In Vietnam
VIETNAM (BBC)

Former glam rock star Gary Glitter has been arrested in Vietnam where police want to question him about alleged child sex offences. The 61-year-old was detained at Ho Chi Minh airport as he tried to board a plane to Bangkok. An immigration official recognised his name from a newspaper article, state-controlled media reported. A newspaper reported that police were investigating Glitter over allegations of “obscene acts with a child”.

Police said Glitter was allegedly involved with two girls under the age of 18, but declined to elaborate. Glitter was held on Saturday and taken back to the Ba-Ria Vung Tau province where he had been living. Reports suggest the singer, real name Paul Francis Gadd, fled his rented home there a week ago. The seventies rock star, best known for hit single Rock and Roll (Part 2), has been living in Vung Tau since March 2005.

Ministry spokesman Le Dung said authorities had interviewed a 15-year-old girl whom they found in Glitter’s home, and a police manhunt for the rock star had reportedly been extended to the Vietnamese city Ho Chi Minh City. “If evidence of a (legal) violation is found against Mr. Paul Francis, and especially evidence of sexual child abuse, I believe that very strict legal measures will apply to him,” said Mr Le Dung.

Under Vietnamese law, the charge of obscene acts with a minor carries a penalty of one to five years in jail. Earlier this week, the Foreign Ministry said officials had confirmed that Glitter had applied for permanent resident status in Vietnam. Glitter was expelled from Cambodia in 2002, although no specific reason was given for his deportation. He was convicted in the UK in 1999 of possessing child pornography and served two months in jail.

   Thursday - July 28, 2005

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Every aspiring writer writes crap now and then. For my first witness, I call myself ....

“Yes, your honor - I wrote that crap and I’m proud of it, ya hear! Proud of it! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-ha-ha ....”

Little did I know there’s an annual contest to judge bad writers ....

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - A man who compared a woman’s anatomy to a carburetor won an annual contest that celebrates the worst writing in the English language. Dan McKay, a computer analyst at Microsoft Great Plains in Fargo, N.D., bested thousands of entrants from the North Pole to Manchester, England to triumph Wednesday in San Jose State University’s annual Fiction Contest.

“As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire,” he wrote, comparing a woman’s breasts to “small knurled caps of the oil dampeners.”

The competition highlights literary achievements of the most dubious sort - terrifyingly bad sentences that take their inspiration from minor writer Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel “Paul Clifford” began, “It was a dark and stormy night.”

“We want writers with a little talent, but no taste,” San Jose State English Professor Scott Rice said. “And Dan’s entry was just ludicrous.” McKay was is in China and could not be reached to comment about his status as a world-renowned wretched writer. He will receive $250. Rice said the challenge began as a worst paragraph contest, but judges soon realized no one should have to wade through so much putrid prose - such as this zinger, which took a dishonorable mention.

“The rising sun crawled over the ridge and slithered across the hot barren terrain into every nook and cranny like grease on a Denny’s grill in the morning rush, but only until eleven o’clock when they switch to the lunch menu,” wrote Lester Guyse, a retired fraud investigator in Portland, Ore. “That was the least favorite of the five I entered, but you win any way you can,” Guyse said.

Ken Aclin, of Shreveport, La., won the Grand Panjandrum’s Award for his shocking similes and abusive use of adjectives. He wrote that India “hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia.”

“I just saw that washcloth hanging in the shower and it looked like India,” he said. “I’ll be doggone.”

   Saturday - June 11, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

his week we honor not an individual but an entire company (at least the idiots in charge). Disney corporation (aka, “The House Of Mouse") has done it again, in their quest to be politically correct and make lots of money at the same time. Their problem is that customers at their Hong Kong resort insist on eating shark-fin soup but environmental activists are on their case about serving the endangered fish at supper. So what do they do? They hand out leaflets saying what a bad thing shark fishing is and people should not eat these noble creatures .... while they serve the aforementioned fish as soup.

HONG KONG (AFP) - Disney, under fire from green groups for planning to offer shark’s fin soup at its Hong Kong resort, announced a novel plan to ease activists’ fears—it will hand out leaflets explaining the cruelty of shark fishing with every bowl of the controversial dish.

The leaflet scheme is the latest salvo in a global row with environmentalists over its decision to serve the delicacy, blamed for a sharp decline in shark numbers worldwide, at wedding banquets when the Hong Kong theme park opens in September.

Disney has resisted calls to drop the luxury item and instead seeks to educate customers against buying it.

“If customers insist on shark’s fin soup we will agree to serve it to them but with a leaflet carrying information on how shark fins are harvested,” Disney spokeswoman Irene Chan told AFP.

“It will be written in a suitable manner for a wedding, but it will explain the environmental impact of shark fin fishing,” Chan said.

Memo: Everyone get your hard hats on and head for the storm cellars ‘cause when Barb (AnnoyingLittleTwerp) reads this all hell is gonna break loose around here. Duck and cover, everyone!

   Saturday - May 21, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

he committee has reached a unanimous decision this week and the award goes to George Galloway, the looney, liberal Limey with a bad attitude and a complete lack of intelligence, much less any sort of ethics, having buddied up to Saddam Hussein and making a killing off of the Oil For Food scandal. For those reasons alone, he became the darling of the Euro-Peons last week when he made a complete ass of himself before Congress. Mr. Galloway has now been officially “fingered”.

I can think of no better tribute to this Barking Moonbat than a poem by one of his country’s greatest poets, Robert Burns, that was perhaps written about one of Galloway’s ancestors ....

Epigrams Against The Earl Of Galloway

What dost thou in that mansion fair?
Flit, Galloway, and find
Some narrow, dirty, dungeon cave,
The picture of thy mind.

No Stewart art thou, Galloway,
The Stewarts ‘ll were brave;
Besides, the Stewarts were but fools,
Not one of them a knave.

Bright ran thy line, O Galloway,
Thro’ many a far-fam’d sire!
So ran the far-famed Roman way,
And ended in a mire.

Spare me thy vengeance, Galloway!
In quiet let me live:
I ask no kindness at thy hand,
For thou hast none to give.

   Saturday - May 14, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

just moved here to St. Louis last month and already the Moonbats are out in force to welcome me. It has already started with the local rag, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, which was sold last week to a Chicago-based outfit with an unusual stipulation in the agreement ....

When Lee Enterprises Inc. agreed to purchase Pulitzer Inc. for $1.46 billion, it also agreed that the flagship St. Louis Post-Dispatch will keep its longstanding liberal editorial slant for at least the next five years, according to the purchase agreement mailed to Pulitzer shareholders Friday.

“For a period of at least five years following the Effective Time, Parent (Lee Enterprises) will cause the St. Louis Post-Dispatch to maintain its current name and editorial page platform statement and to maintain its news and editorial headquarters in the City of St. Louis, Missouri,” the agreement states.

Liberal media bias? What liberal media? I don’t see any liberal media around here, do you?

I can see I’ve got my work cut out for me here. Stay tuned ....

   Saturday - May 07, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

arely do I get a chance to introduce a newcomer to the Moonbat stage here but occasionally luck comes my way. Normally, the “usual suspects” are featured week after tireless week for their idiotic behavior. This week is an exception though. We are proud to give the award to this “rookie” and wish him well as he embarks on his career of Moonbattery.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to introduce .... the giant turd from Canada known as “Mister Floatie” ....

‘Mr. Floatie’ Protests Sewage Dumping VICTORIA, BRITISH COLUMBIA (CANADA)—The dumping of raw sewage into the Pacific Ocean was an issue one man wanted to take to an all-candidates meeting in the Victoria-Beacon Hill riding Friday morning, but the costumed crusader was not allowed in. James Skwarok arrived dressed up as “Mr. Floatie,” a two-metre tall turd representing POOP, People Opposed to Outfall Pollution. He wanted to highlight Victoria’s daily dumping of 120 million litres of raw sewage, but when he was barred from the meeting he said the refusal left him “a little bummed out.” ‘Mr. Floatie’ - a man dressed up as a giant turd - crashed a Victoria all-candidates meeting to draw attention to the city’s practice of dumping raw sewage in the ocean.

So there you go. Moonbats in the US are just too intense and shrill, moonbats overseas are just too weird and murderous, but .... for the most entertaining moonbattery in the whole wide world you just can’t beat our neighbor to the north. Here’s to Canada! Cheers!

Memo: I secretly suspect Dan D., our BMEWS member in Canuckistan had something to do with this. C’mon, Dan .... confess!

   Saturday - April 30, 2005

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

Yes, the weekly trophy and award are back after a brief absence. As is usually the case, we had quite a large number of candidates for this prestigious award, given out each Saturday to the previous week’s most magnificent, memorable act of Moonbattery. After hashing over the candidates in our smoke-filled conference room the judges have come up with this week’s winner ....

Anna Ayala The Las Vegas woman was arrested last week and hit with felony theft charges in connection with her claim to have found a severed finger in a bowl of chili served to her last month at a Wendy’s restaurant in San Jose, California. At a press conference later, cops provided few details about the 39-year-old Ayala’s alleged Wendy’s plot, for which she was charged with attempted grand theft. However, the county coroner did make a statement that after examining the “finger” he was able to determine the finger had definitely not been cooked in the same 170 degree heat that the chili was prepared in. Ayala was also slapped with a second, unrelated theft charge in connection with an alleged fraudulent mobile home sale. She is being held in Las Vegas’s Clark County Detention Center, where this mug shot was snapped. Ayala filed a legal claim against the food chain after she allegedly found the 1-1/2-inch finger on March 22. But she withdrew the claim after police raided her Vegas home earlier this month.

We normally give each week’s winner “the finger” as a salute for a job well done of proving to be an asinine asshat but we are withholding “the finger” this week for obvious reasons. 

   Thursday - March 03, 2005

World Record Flight Completed!

He made it! Around the world, non-stop, without landing in 67 hours ....

After 67 hours’ flying and just 20 minutes’ sleep, Steve Fossett, the American millionaire, secured his place in aviation history tonight by becoming the first person to circumnavigate the globe solo without stopping or refuelling.

As a crowd of 8,000 people cheered him on, his Virgin Atlantic GlobalFlyer touched down at Salina, Kansas, after 1.48pm local time (7.48pm GMT) after travelling 23,000 miles around the world.

For three days the 60-year-old adventurer and former financier braved extreme fatigue and technical failure, including an apparent loss of fuel, on a diet of chocolate milkshakes and water.

He also completed two other records: the fastest time to fly around the world and the longest distance flown without landing.

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