Tuesday - February 24, 2004

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!

WE WILL BE MOVING ONTO A NEW WEB SERVER WITHIN THE NEXT DAY OR SO! WE HAVE UPGRADED OUR ACCOUNT AT HOSTING MATTERS TO HANDLE THE INCREASED TRAFFIC. YOU MAY LOSE US FOR A BRIEF PERIOD OF TIME BUT WE WILL BE BACK. BIGGER AND BADDER THAN EVER.

WE PROMISE.

STAY TUNED.

Answer This, Senator John “F’ing” Kerry

Now here is an idea whose time has come. eMedia is publishing an open letter to Senator John Kerry posing several pointed questions about the Senator's voting record and recent comments about President Bush. In addition to the letter, you may sign the petition to submit the letter to Senator John "F'ing" Kerry.

Take a look, read it and by all means add your name to the list.

If you need more proof, take a look at "The Scary Kerry Files" that Vilmar has built up on the esteemed moonbat Senator from Taxachusetts. Vilmar's dossier on Kerry is getting longer and longer every day, almost by the hour. This man is a two-timing, lying, two-faced, hypocrite and Vilmar has the proof. Check it out!

Why They Hate Us, Part I

This is provided for the Loony Left who keep obsessing over why the Islamic Radicals hate us so. Please pay attention.

Because we have this.

And all they have is this.

Freedom. Fun. Gender equality. A real life. That's what it's all about.

Sad, isn't it? They want what we have and their addled little minds see violence, murder and senseless brutality as the only way to get it.

Any more questions?

Discrimination?

I was reading this article on the muckadoo over gay marriages in San Francisco and came across this quote from the article:

"Mayor Newsom is upholding the state constitution, which explicitly outlaws discrimination of any kind," spokesman Peter Ragone said. "We believe the city's actions are both lawful and a recognition of the love that many couples share."

OK, first let's define "discrimination":

Here is the Webster's Dictionary definition:
Main Entry: dis crim i na tion
Pronunciation: dis-"kri-m&-'nA-sh&n
Function: noun
1 a : the act of discriminating b : the process by which two stimuli differing in some aspect are responded to differently
2 : the quality or power of finely distinguishing
3 a : the act, practice, or an instance of discriminating categorically rather than individually b : prejudiced or prejudicial outlook, action, or treatment

Or, as defined by Worldnet:
discrimination, favoritism, favouritism -- (unfair treatment of a person or group on the basis of prejudice)

So how is California discriminating against homosexuals? Let's look at the laws in California.

1. California already has a law on the books recognizing what they call "domestic partnerships".

2. A bill was introduced into the California legislature last week to extend that law to provide ALL of the benefits that traditional married couples enjoy to "domestic partners", including inheritance, job protection, adoption privileges, etc.

Hmmmmmm .... sounds to me like the California legislators are bending over backward trying to placate homosexuals and make sure they have all the rights and privileges of a traditional married couple. I fail to see the "unfair treatment" or "bias" or "prejudice" here. In fact, I think the majority of people in California who voted to define "marriage" as a union between a man and a woman are receiving unfair treatment due to homosexual bias against them and Mayor Newsom seems to be prejudiced against these people who voted for this measure.

So what's all the fuss about? It's all in a name, friends. Californians voted to reserve the word "marriage" for the traditional male/female relationship/contract. Nothing more, nothing less. The law does not say that homosexuality should be banned, it does not say that homosexuals are evil, it does not say homosexuals should be discriminated against and there is no wording in the law that could be construed as bias against homosexuals. That law merely defines a word.

The dip-shit mayor of San Francisco is putting his career on the line and defying the law ...... all over a noun.

And homosexuals are rushing to cash in on this latest moonbat politician's antics ...... all over a noun.

Far be it from me to throw the Loony Left's word's back in their face but Jesse Jackson was once quoted as saying "My cat had her kittens in the oven, but that didn’t make them biscuits.”

Update: President Bush has declared that he will fully support a Constitutional Amendment banning "gay" marriages. This will probably turn out to be the hot-button issue in this election now. What a shame. We have a war on terror going on overseas and the country will end up obsessing over this bullshit.

Welfare Society Gone Wild

Britain's Laziest Woman?

You have to read it (and see her) to believe it. This is what a socialist society creates.

Any questions?

   Monday - February 23, 2004

What’s good for the goose……

I first heard about this on Rush's show and then saw it linked on Boortz's site.

I have to admit that the author totally missed the point.

By trying to say that the people who dislike the t-shirts which bash boys and that are being marketed to little girls dislike them because they hurt the self esteem of boys is WAY OFF THE MARK.

What needs to be addressed is the hypocrisy of columnists like this ranting fem-bot who would be screaming like a rabid banshee had anyone tried selling shirts which said, "homosexuals are fruity; throw rocks at them" or "girls are stupid; hit them and make them cry" or feminists are morons; fling poo at them" or "Blacks are stinky; drop an anvil on their heads"

But since it targets boys then it is all fair game and only those who complain it are the whiners. What this sorry excuse for a journalist needs is a bit of public excoriation.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Here we have one guy saying the US needs to amend the constitution so that naturalized citizens (once legal immigrants) can run for President. On the surface that sounds all peachy keen and "fair" but start scratching around and it's a place we should not go. It's bad enough we have Americans who can trace their heritage back many generations in the US yet can't wait to sell us down the road to some communist dictator but to allow some wet-behind-the-ears newly coined American citizen the right to run this great land? As a naturalized citizen.........."over my dead body."

And then we have an ex-President who I could swear is acting like an illegal immigrant and should never have BEEN president. Never has there been someone who so closely resembles that which he grew: a goober!

They ought to take this shit head out back and pound the bejesus out of him. What a worthless President. What a disgrace! What an embarrassment to this country. Why won't he just go build some habitats for humanity and SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!

As for Ah-nold's idea and the possibilities it presents? Ask yourself this: "what's to keep someone like Osama bin Laden from becoming President?"

New Terrorist Organization

Drudge is reporting that Secretary Of Education Rod Paige has labelled the National Education Association (NEA) a "terrorist organization".

What'd I tell ya, huh, huh?

I've been saying this for years! It's about time someone caught on. The largest PAC in Washington? The NEA. The biggest donor to the Democratic Party? The NEA. The biggest bunch of Barking Moonbats on Planet Earth? The NEA. (well, it's actually a close race with the ACLU)

I say we round up their leaders and send their asses to Gitmo! Pronto!

UNWIND!

If you just had a dreary, nasty Monday at the office like I just did then you need this.

Hehehehehehe ....

I feel better already.

From the land of fruits, nuts, and flakes

Only from Californicators could we expect something so stupid.

Turns out the money grubbing bastards in the Berkley City Council now want to tax people if they have more than one car! They think it is a luxury! Of course, one of the moonbats supporting this does not own a car and travels to work on a bike.

What's goofy about this whole thing is that so many people living there either think it is a good idea or offer alternatives to it. I guess they've never heard of insisting their government live within its means. Here's one example:

David Johnson says, "he would pay the tax if it's reasonable, and if the money is well spent." Yeah, like the government spends money well.

Even more sad is the larcenous and devious behavior of the council attempting to smooth residents' concerns with the fallacious argument that since Governor Schwarzenegger cut the vehicle registration tax, people now have more money.

Here are some more choice quotes:

"Isn't there a way to get people who cause the problem to pay?"

Here's a non-starter. One of the state's assemblymen (a dummycrat, of course!)

"wants to give San Francisco voters, possibly this November, the choice of whether to pay vehicle license fees at pre-Schwarzenegger levels."

OOOOH!! Like THAT'S going to get a lot of people signing up!

You've heard of penis envy? Try auto envy. Try this from an assclown local contractor, who

"would support the tax because "my next-door neighbor has like five cars, and I'm sick of it."

And, of course, last but not least, the obligatory slam on the rich:

"'My cat has a car, my dog has a car….The rich will find loopholes."

What a bunch of shitbirds.

And for the Big Guy upstairs: "God, please, I am trying to be good. Please answer our collective prayers and allow California to fall off the coast and sink into the sea."

Unleash the cops!!

Ever wonder why the left is always able to mount such large protests? It's almost always the same usual suspects: the birkenstock wearing, granola munching, tree hugging, dope smoking, smelly hippie, commune living peace-nik lazy ne'er do well assbites don't have jobs or if they do they'd rather go to a protest than be a productive member of our society.

And afterwards they whine and cry like little girls about jobs being exported out of the country, that their welfare is running out, that their unemployment is also running out, etc. In other words, a drain on the collective fabric of our great society.

Meanwhile Republicans and Conservatives are out there working their asses off and paying taxes to support these worthless fucks.

What a bunch of loonie leftist moonbats!

I have a plan ( part 2)

As Benevolent Dictator I must step in and make sure that everyone understands the views of Allan do not necessarily reflect my own.

The operant word here is "Benevolent." Therefore I tend to be more compassionate and do not readily agree to such careless, misdirected and wanton destruction.

Allan, as the Propaganda Minister, sometimes makes snappy judgments designed to give us favorable considerations in the world. I commend him for his initiative and will not hear of any talk regarding him being disciplined. I appreciate someone who takes charge. I just wish he'd consulted me first.

So……as Benevolent Dictator, I am calling back the Air Force.

I propose the following happen whenever a Homicide Bomber is identified.

Round up his or her mother, father, brothers, sisters, grandparents (on both sides), aunts, uncles and cousins (immediate). Kill them all slowly and painfully. Take all their jewelry and bank accounts and possessions and give them to the families of the victims.

Destroy their homes with bulldozers and spray the rubble with liquefied lard.

Take all their collective properties and farms and burn everything to the ground. Poison it afterwards to sterilize the soil. For good measure, some aerial spraying with liquefied lard is called for.

Take all the animals and kill them. Drop what can't be barbecued on the spot into the wells on the property so as to poison the water.

Did I miss anything?

See? A lot less loss of life but a much firmer (and specifically targeted) message.

I Have A Plan

Another homicide bomber in Iraq kills 7.

On Sunday, a Palestinian homicide bomber killed 7 more Israelis on a Jerusalem bus.

I have a solution for all of this, believe it or not!

Every time a homicide bomber blows himself up we pick an arbitrary target in Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt or Sudan and have one of our bombers "accidentally" drop a couple of 2000 pounders on it. Naturally, we claim it was an "accident" and promise to investigate. We keep this up until they get the point and quit supplying Hesbollah, Hamas, Al Qaeda and Al Aksa with money and dynamite. Of course, they will be outraged at this careless handling of US heavy ordinance but we can always tell them that our manufacturing standards have dropped due to nervousness over the Middle East and some of our defense contractors are getting sloppy. "Sorry about that, folks. We really didn't mean to intentionally wipe out four blocks of downtown Damascus. We'll promise to try harder to keep our bombs under control."

Do ya think they might get the hint? You're darn tooting they would!

And if France complains, well ...... we can accidentally drop a few on Marseilles or Paris. OK, more than "a few".

   Sunday - February 22, 2004

New Flick

I give this one two thumbs down. Mheh ....

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