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Caesar: Veni, Vidi, Vomiti

Caesar has left Gaul (Boston). The barbarians in this savage country are impossible to understand. They can only be destroyed. I shall have to return at a later date with more legions to subdue these subhuman creatures. It appears they have a leader now who may be more troublesome than Vercingetorix ever was. A shaggy headed, two-faced creature named Kerri who has rallied several thousand members of the Democratix tribe. Under Kerri, they are making secret plans to invade Rome.

I must return to Rome though. The Imperial Senate, under Vilmarus, has accused me of treason and I must return to answer these charges. I have abandoned my winter camp in Indianapolis and ordered all my servants to pack everything up so that Caesar can return to Rome. I say farewell to the Midwest provinces forever. Although, I do leave the famed CUBS Legion to fight off the savages in Chicago.

I will be setting up permanent camp in the province of Alabama, near the city of Huntsville. This is Caesar's homeland and it feels good to return after many years in the barbarian lands to the North. The savage tribes on the East and West coast are uniting under the leader Kerri and I fear dire days are coming for Rome. Kerri is razzle-dazzling the tribes with his ridiculous "Reporting For Duty" and "Hope Is On The Way" speeches. My spies report the barbarian tribes responded with rabid, insane chants of "Kerri! Kerri!".

Caesar is currently staying overnight at an inn in Alexandria, in the province of Virginia. I am working on my report to the Imperial Senate on the situation in Gaul. It is disturbing .. and quite "galling" if you pardon my pun.

Sometime tomorrow, Caesar will cross the Rubicon River (a.k.a. Tennessee River). At that point there is no turning back. I must settle this nasty business in Rome and unite all Conservative Romans to prepare for the coming battle with Kerri and his barbarian tribes.

Remember: WE WILL NOT TIRE, WE WILL NOT FALTER, WE WILL NOT FAIL! UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL!
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/30/2004 at 11:58 PM   
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