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calendar   Friday - May 27, 2005

Brits To Revert To Stone Age

It is now official. Brits are being completely disarmed. British researchers have completed a study that shows knives are being used in too many crimes and are pushing for legislation to ban them.

The study found links between easy access to domestic knives and violent assault are long established.

French laws in the 17th century decreed that the tips of table and street knives be ground smooth.

A century later, forks and blunt-ended table knives were introduced in the UK in an effort to reduce injuries during arguments in public eating houses.

The researchers say legislation to ban the sale of long pointed knives would be a key step in the fight against violent crime.

“The Home Office is looking for ways to reduce knife crime.

“We suggest that banning the sale of long pointed knives is a sensible and practical measure that would have this effect.”

Of course, the Home Office had its say, contending there are already laws on the books to protect people from these weapons of mass destruction ....

Home Office spokesperson said there were already extensive restrictions in place to control the sale and possession of knives.

“The law already prohibits the possession of offensive weapons in a public place, and the possession of knives in public without good reason or lawful authority, with the exception of a folding pocket knife with a blade not exceeding three inches.

“Offensive weapons are defined as any weapon designed or adapted to cause injury, or intended by the person possessing them to do so.

“An individual has to demonstrate that he had good reason to possess a knife, for example for fishing, other sporting purposes or as part of his profession (e.g. a chef) in a public place.

Well, that settles it then. Brits had their guns taken away a few years ago. Now they are having cutlery removed in order to promote the public safety. Meanwhile, the immigrant Muslim population in Britain are lurking in their mosques, building bombs and preparing to take over when the last Brit is totally defenseless.

I have a suggestion for our Brit friends .... stock up on sharp sticks. You’re going to need them. Here’s your new bumper sticker, mates ....



THEY CAN HAVE MY STICK WHEN THEY
PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!


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