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calendar   Thursday - February 19, 2004

Bored To Tears

Damn! Here it is, only February in an election year and the party is over. Howard The Duck has dropped out of the campaign. General Weasel Clark has slithered back to Arkansas. Al Sharpton is still mumbling somewhere in the background. Dennis "Kook" Kucinich was last reported in Roswell, NM demanding the release of his alien friends. "Jolting Joe" Lieberman wandered off into the desert, reportedly in search of an intelligent political party. Al "Clinton screwed me" Gore has been suitably restrained and medicated - just in time. Meanwhile, Hillary "More balls than Bill" Clinton, aka "The Hildebeast", "Shrillary" is biding her time, plotting, scheming and conjuring up spells in her eternal quest for The Ring Of Power.

And all we're left with is Baron Botox, aka John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry and John "I won one state primary" Edwards.

The Donks are getting down to what they do best, name-calling and finger-pointing. Typical.

Republicans are sitting back, letting the Donks slap them around. Typical.

On the plus side however, Greg Maddux will be pitching for the Cubs this season. As a lifetime Cubs fan I can proudly predict that this year we're going all the way! No, really. Stop laughing.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 02/19/2004 at 12:56 AM   
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