Monday - December 06, 2004

BMEWS NEWS FLASH: FRANK J. EXPOSED!

EXTRA! EXTRA EXTRA!

Frank J. (IMAO) Is Really Ted Rall!

(CBS News) - December 6, 2004
-- by Dan Rather

This reporter has learned today of a shocking development in the so-called “blogosphere”. It appears that one man, a fiendishly evil young whipper-snapper sitting in front of his computer in his pajamas attacking real, honest newsmen like myself, is actually leading a double life. Yes, the so-called “Frank J.” at http://www.imao.us is actually playing both sides of the political coin. This astonishing news story came about after extensive research by our crack news team discovered similarities between the nonsense spoutings of both the Right-Wing nut case Frank J. and a Left-Wing nut case named Ted Rall.

We have received the evidence below from a reliable source (whom we cannot disclose). Compare the pictures and the drawings from these two “individuals”. We have made note of the similarities below. The evidence is clear: Frank J. and Ted Rall are ONE AND THE SAME PERSON.

At bottom, we have been provided with a letter dictated in 1979 from a noted psychiatrist who was treating Frank J. for bi-polar disorder. This is damning evidence that conclusively proves that we have a modern-day Jekyll and Hyde on our hands in the blogosphere. I have repeatedly made note of the fact that the blogosphere is populated with nut cases of every stripe and none of these flakes should be believed, much less have their words used to stain the reputations of sterling reporters and journalists. I won’t mention any names but recently these children ranting on the blogosphere have managed to smear the reputations of some very fine journalists, even to the point of driving them out of soft, cushy jobs and out into the wilderness of the red states. Argh, the humanity!

This news organization calls upon Frank J. to release all of his medical records and to explain why it is that we never see him and Ted Rall together at any event. That’s a little too much for coincidence, Mr. Frank J. Care to explain that, huh? Huh?

It looks like Frank’s shirt-tail is on fire and the bill collector is at the door, doesn’t it? Frank can run but he can’t hide. He has a lot of explaining to do, like how he can profess to lead the Alliance Of Free Bloggers ( a vast right-wing conspiracy group) while AT THE SAME TIME attacking all right-wing Hitler Youth in his Ted Rall identity. Yesiree, Mr. Frank J. has a lot of explaining to do.

It’s time to come clean, Mr. Frank/Ted. Confess your crimes!

Update: Of course the silly little man denied the charges. Even going so far as to impugn my integrity! Me, Dan Rather! The greatest journalist of all time! It’s not over, Frank J. I’m coming after you and you better come clean and fess up to being Ted Rall or I’ll .... I’ll .... send Hillary Clinton to talk to you! So There!

Posted by Dan Rather     on 12/06/2004 at 12:41 PM   
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