Thursday - October 05, 2006

Barking Moonbat Of The Week

The First Commandment of Islam is obviously ”THOU SHALL KILL THE INFIDEL”. Now we are told that the Second Commandment is ”THOU SHALL NOT SPANK THE MONKEY DURING RAMMA-LAMMA-DING-DONG”.

I’m sure the readers here can help me figure out what the other eight of the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF ISLAM actually are. Try to keep it clean. Hint. Hint.

Leave your proposed commandments in the comments. We will send them to Allah (Bees Pee Upon Him) for approval. In the meantime, read the latest pronouncements from one of the Holy Rollers of the Religion Of Pees ....

Khameini: Don’t Masturbate During Ramadan
Iran’s supreme leader answers questions on
masturbation and other topics on his website
_{(YNET NEWS) - October 4, 2006 07:55PM}

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled. Khameini, who is Iran’s most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : “If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?”

“If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting,” the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

Another reader asked: “Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qaḍa (repent) for that day’s fast?”

“If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast,” said Khameini.

On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races. He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife’s country. “Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?” A reader asked.

“There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father’s permission if she is virgin,” Khameini ruled. The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to “to drink water while standing” at nights. It was “not permissible” to take part in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.

“In Islam’s view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God demands us, as authorities, to fulfill,” Khamenei was quoted Tuesday telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

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