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An Inconvenient Freeze

I am sick and tired of this deep freeze that is being caused by glowball warming. At first I was confused because I thought glowball warming would heat things up and make for milder winters. Now however, the scientists morons tell me that this freeze is a side effect of glowball warming and only proves they are right. I have a strong suspicion that someone is peeing on my leg and telling me it’s raining.

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Why am I at dead center of this freezing sinkhole? Obviously, Al Gore doesn’t like me.

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In addition, not being satisfied with having made a 100% wrong prediction for the last hurricane season, our fearless prognosticators decide to predict another killer hurricane season next year. They say their prediction for the 2005 season was wrong thanks to dust blowing off of Africa into the Atlantic which killed all of the storms before they could form. Evidently the dust blinded that damn butterfly that flaps his wings and makes all of the hurricanes.

The funny part is that if they keep predicting killer hurricane seasons, eventually they will be right in much the same manner that a broken clock is right twice a day. Look for them to tell us “I told you so” when that happens. Morons.

Active 2007 Atlantic Hurricane Season Is Forecast
MIAMI (Reuters) - Fri Dec 8, 2006 10:44am ET148

The 2007 Atlantic hurricane season will be busier-than-average with an expected 14 tropical storms, of which seven will strengthen into hurricanes, a noted forecasting team founded by Dr. William Gray said on Friday.

The prediction for a busy year by the Colorado State University forecasters was the second in two days from reputable forecasters to warn that the below-average 2006 season was likely to be just a lull in an extended period of heightened Atlantic storm activity.

The CSU team, led by Gray and Philip Klotzbach, failed as did other forecasters to accurately foresee that the 2006 season would be a modest compared to ferocious hurricane seasons in both 2005 and 2004.

The hurricane experts said they had failed to take into account the unexpected formation of an El Nino weather phenomenon in the eastern Pacific, which tends to dampen Atlantic storm activity.

The CSU team said in its first forecast for the 2007 storm season, which begins on June 1, that of the seven hurricanes foreseen, three were expected to become “intense” hurricanes, with winds exceeding 111 miles per hour (178 km per hour).

“The 2007 Atlantic hurricane season is expected to be more active than the average 1950-2000 season,” Klotzbach said in a statement. “However, this is an early prediction. One of the important questions for the upcoming season is whether El Nino conditions will continue through 2007.”


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 12/08/2006 at 11:44 AM   
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