Sunday - October 12, 2008
A BRIT BORN HOLLYWOOD HO OFFERS HER OPINION ON MCCAIN/PALIN.
Barack Obama remained unfazedBy Joan Collins
Last Updated: 12:01am BST 12/10/2008The second presidential debate was a no-brainer. The lisping, obdurate McCain, who looks progressively unhealthier, did what I thought impossible - he made George Bush look human. Obama, meanwhile, was statesmanlike, youthful yet mature enough to project gravitas.
McCain even pointed a spiteful finger and referred to him as “that one” - how rude! But the cool Obama remained unfazed by that and many other slights thrown at him.
McCain’s demeanour was one of over-excited desperation. Behind Obama’s back he grinned maniacally with his newly whitened teeth, shuffling about impatiently while his opponent was speaking. He couldn’t possibly be president, but he’d make a superb garden gnome.
This was a view echoed by most of the distinguished guests at the Reubens’ party, who were extremely worried about the future of the US and how it will affect the rest of the world.
I am also troubled for the American people, for whom I feel a great affinity, and would be sorry if they had to endure four years of McCain and Palin - the Odd Couple.
Save your “great affinity” slag and please, hurry up and DIE! We don’t need you or your affinity.
OK, NOW I NEED DREW OR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW, TO REPLACE THE NAME IRAN AND SIMPLY PUT IN islam. Or better yet. muslims. either will do.
oh yeah,, the map should be europe and show the UK as well. that’d be an accurate picture.
Drew - Ok, I “fixed” your map. I understand your idea: you want a world map, sort of like the RISK gameboard, only with roaches instead of armies. And all the roaches are heading outwards from Iran and Saudi Arabia. Big pile of them in UK and fwance, some up around Detroit, a handful in Norway, another pile in Holland and Belgium, a huge pile down in Indonesia. It’s a good idea, I like it. Heck, I’d leave the “RISK” label right on it too, maybe change it to BIG RISK.
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on 10/12/2008 at 09:15 AM
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