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calendar   Wednesday - August 18, 2004

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Quote Of The Day

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
-- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)


On This Day In History

August 18, 1920 - Woman Suffrage Amendment Ratified
The 19th Amendment to the Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote, is ratified by Tennessee, giving it the two-thirds majority of state ratification necessary to make it the law of the land. The amendment was the culmination of more than 70 years of struggle by woman suffragists. Its two sections read simply: "The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex" and "Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation."


Today's Birthdays

Virginia Dare, (1587-?), first white child of English parents to be born in America
Meriwether Lewis, (1774–1809), American explorer, one of the leaders of the Lewis and Clark expedition


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/18/2004 at 07:52 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - August 17, 2004

Mo’ Better

Aaahhhh, mo' better. I finally got around to running my maintenance routines on the blog site. I've had to let them slide for several weeks and some of our readers have started seeing delays in posting comments. I've started seeing delays in uploading posts too. I hate it when that happens.

I ran an optimization and and analyze routine on our MySQL databases and cleaned out the filesystems of dead files. Everything should load quicker now.

Now if I could just get my lawn mower to cooperate as easily ......
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 07:06 PM   
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Cool Site

Want to find out how popular a word is?

Try this site.

OBTW, Republican ranks 4634; Democrat is 7135

Also Friday, Saturday and Sunday rank WAY above Monday through Thursday.

Update from Allan: Kerry is 14903 and Bush is 2629. YEA! Bush wins by a landslide!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 02:43 PM   
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EU/UN Hypocrisy

How many have been following the brouhaha regarding the wall the Israelis are building to separate them from the Palestinians? How many of you also know this wall has virtually ground most terrorist attacks on Israel to a screeching halt? (Ask yourself, when was the last time the front pages or any page for that matter, of any newspaper has had anything in there about large scale terrorist attacks on Jews?)

How many of you also know that the World Court condemned Israeli for building this wall and demanded they tear it down?

How many of you knew the United Nations passed a resolution supporting the World Court?

Now................................

(AHEM)

How many of you know the EU was soliciting bids to build a similar wall to separate Poland and Hungary from Russia, Belarus and Ukraine? Why? To keep out illegal aliens who might impact the economy of Poland and Hungary. And, OBTW, the contractor submitting bids for the work? The same one doing Israel's!

Last question: How much you want to bet neither the World Court nor the UN demand the EU stop doing this?
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 02:41 PM   
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When Do Dems Approve “Outsourcing”?

When I first read about President Bush's plan to pull 70,000 troops from Europe and the Far East I thought, "about fuckin' time!!!!"

I am so tired of these sons of bitches complaining about the US, criticizing our foreign policies yet all the while sucking up our dollars as our troops are forced to live in those shitheel, ungratefully wretched countries.

Well, guess what? The Germans are upset!!!! OH! BOO FUCKING HOO Kraut boys!!! Take it up with your assclown Chancellor/Prime Minister/President (really who gives a flying fuck what his title is anyway?) who would not support us in the war with Iraq. Now your wallets are going to feel the pinch. GOOD! Next time you'll think twice about biting the hand that feeds you, you pricks!

Of course, the stupid Dummycraps could not wait to lob a few salvoes in the President's direction regarding this decision. After all, they want to sit around sucking German ass and subsidizing their socialist lifestyles by having us stay there.

Somehow this kind of "outsourcing" is OK.

To show you what a bunch of slacker, ambitionless pieces of shit these forons are, President Bush's plan is a 10 year one. You'd think over 10 years the Krauts and Koreans would figure out how to stimulate the local economies affected but, being the good socialists that they are, this is not possible.

A nice "FUCK YOU VERY MUCH" is appropriate right now for both the Krauts and the Dummycrap critics of President Bush. Oh, guess who the Dummycraps are making the most noise? You shouldn't be surprised: General WEASELY Clark and Richard Holbrooke. May they die awful deaths.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 07:01 AM   
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Your Turn to Speak Out

I just do not know where to begin with this one. On the one hand I think the idea is brilliant and right in synch with my own thoughts regarding moonbats like this (with the exception that I'd sterilize the entire family---mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, grandparents.)

On the other hand we're talking MAJOR civil rights violations.

But on the other hand, the skeptic in me says, "hey, let the Brits try it and if successful , we should, too!"

What is it I am speaking of?

The monitoring of children of criminals to preclude them from becoming like their parents.

The only change I'd make is that in the US we should do this to the children of foron moonbat Democrats and other bed wetting liberals, especially the Hollyweird variety with emphasis on kids belonging to Dummycrap politicians.

Who's with me on this?
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 06:53 AM   
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Why is this SOB still alive?

Surely the cops in Arizona could find creative ways for this piece of shit to "accidentally die" or "commit suicide."

Come on, guys! Don't let us down.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 06:48 AM   
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Who Said This?

I doubt I'll trick any of you with this but here goes: Who said the following during Bill Clinton's run for president when he was getting attacked for dodging the draft?
The race for the White House should be about leadership, and leadership requires that one help heal the wounds of Vietnam, not reopen them; that one help identify the positive things that we learned about ourselves and about our nation, not play to the divisions and differences of that crucible of our generation.


Give up?

THE POODLE!!!!!!

Anyone want to explain to me why it is he is re-opening those wounds?
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 06:46 AM   
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Nybbles And Bits

Walter Cronkite has decided to finally retire. As a parting shot, he says bloggers are guilty of libel and slander and will eventually be punished. Memo to Uncle Walt: go to hell.

The poodle got a wild hair and had to fly in his personal hairdresser (again) all the way from D.C. to the campaign trail in Oregon. Just a little off the sides, dear.

Venezuelan madman and part-time Communist Hugo Chavez won re-election this week. Jimmy "I Love Communists" Carter declared the election to have been fair and balanced. Yeah, right. In a related story, the stock market reacted positively to the news after fears that Venezuela, the fifth largest producer of oil in the world, might de-stabilize oil prices if Chavez lost. Follow the money, kids.

Microsoft has delayed for another nine days the release of Service pack 2 for Windows XP. More bugs have been discovered. It seems that the latest "fix" from Redmond won't play well with lots of existing applications. Does Bill Gates care? Guess ....

If you have no arms or legs, don't buy a ticket on Air France. The surrender monkeys require at least four limbs before you can board their planes. If all you have is "a head, a torso and a bottom" you are S.O.L.

Finally, Palestinian prisoners in Israeli prisons have decided to go on a hunger strike. What are the Joos going to do about it? Why, have a barbecue, of course. They hope to break the prisoners will to keep starving. Personally, I think it's a great idea, except I would cook up the barbecue and then invite all Israeli family members of Palestinian terrorist attacks to the feast .. IN FRONT OF THE PRISONERS. Oh, and I would continue to let the Paleswinian bastards starve. When it comes to terrorists, I am definitely not a "Compassionate Conservative".
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 02:30 AM   
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Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

"I don't necessarily agree with everything I say."
-- Marshall McLuhan (1911 - 1980)


On This Day In History

August 17, 1943 - Patton Wins Race To Messina
U.S. General George S. Patton and his 7th Army arrive in Messina several hours before British Field Marshal Bernard L. Montgomery and his 8th Army, winning the unofficial "Race to Messina" and completing the Allied conquest of Sicily.

Born in San Gabriel, California, in 1885, Patton's family had a long history of military service. After studying at West Point, he served as a tank officer in World War I, and these experiences, along with his extensive military study, led him to become an advocate of the crucial importance of the tank in future warfare. After the American entrance into World War II, Patton was placed in command of an important U.S. tank division and played a key role in the Allied invasion of French North Africa in 1942. In 1943, Patton led the U.S. 7th Army in its assault on Sicily and won fame for out-commanding Montgomery during their pincer movement against Messina.

Although Patton was one of the ablest American commanders in World War II, he was also one of the most controversial. He presented himself as a modern-day cavalryman, designed his own uniform, and was known to make eccentric claims of his direct descent from great military leaders of the past through reincarnation. During the Sicilian campaign, Patton generated considerable controversy when he accused a hospitalized U.S. soldier suffering from battle fatigue of cowardice and then personally struck him across the face. The famously profane general was forced to issue a public apology and was reprimanded by General Dwight Eisenhower.

However, when it was time for the invasion of Western Europe, Eisenhower could find no general as formidable as Patton, and the general was again granted an important military post. In 1944, Patton commanded the U.S. 3rd Army in the invasion of France, and in December of that year his expertise in military movement and tank warfare helped crush the German counteroffensive in the Ardennes.

During one of his many successful campaigns, General Patton was said to have declared, "Compared to war, all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance." On December 21, 1945, he died in a hospital in Germany from injuries sustained in an automobile accident near Mannheim.



Today's Birthdays

Pierre de Fermat, (1601–65), French mathematician
Davy Crockett, (1786–1836), American frontiersman
Mae West, (1892–1980), American stage and movie comedienne


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/17/2004 at 02:02 AM   
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calendar   Monday - August 16, 2004

More Third World Madness

Damn! These fruitcakes in the Third World are doing their damnest to prove they are totally incompetent and unable to join most of humanity.

First up is a screw ball in Turkmenistan who wants to build an ice palace. Nice idea, huh? Except it's a dirt poor country where summer temperatures run in excess of 100 degrees every day. For all I know they don't even have a steady electricity supply, either. Shitbirds!



Next is a pleasant little story about a bunch of Dominicans who decide to take a little boat trip, get stranded. drift for a couple of weeks and decide that in order to survive the women MUST breast feed the men and other women. Yeah, boy! That's a brilliant move! When a woman refuses, she's thrown overboard. Many others died. Darwin is alive and well in this part of the world.



Our favorite Turkmenistan screwball is up again. This time banning make-up on TV announcers because he can't tell if they are men or women. What we need is a hand-held radio frequency device that sterilizes these forons. Maybe he's afraid of becoming like McGreevey and end up batting from both sides of the plate.



Before we begin with the next story, how can you respect any country whose currency is called the "kwacha" even more so when it takes thousands of them to make one dollar?

But that's not the point.

This is just another example of why third world countries will forever stay third world unless they stop their petty in-fighting, corruption, and inability to stop tribal jealousies. In Zambia the president is pissed off because his State House, his office and residence ran up a $420,000 bill for beverages.

This in a country where wages are about $1 a DAY!!!!



Conclusion? All these places deserve each other.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/16/2004 at 02:41 PM   
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News Flash

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Recent Sharp Increase In Number Of Barking Moonbats Caused By Pollutants!

In a related story, it was revealed that the sky is falling. When interviewed Chicken Little had this to say, "It's true, the sky is falling. Any day now we'll all be crushed. Everyone must dig deep holes immediately."

Al Gore could not be reached for comment .... developing story ....
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/16/2004 at 01:24 PM   
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Darwin Spares One

Sometimes natural selection fails us. And society ends up bearing the brunt of the individual's future actions.

OK, I already know some of you will call me cruel and heartless for what I am about to say but, if that's the case, I will wear that badge proudly.

A guy in Washington State is on a ferry. He has his dog with him. The ferry stalls, the guy gets out with his dog (NOT on a leash!) The ferry gets underway, the guy gets distracted, and the dog jumps in the water.

The guy jumps into the water after the dog. This is Puget Sound---the water is NOT warm, the guy is in street clothes and not a wet suit.

Fortunately the ferry captain was able to stop and turn back to rescue this asshole.

Why is he an asshole? His wife is pregnant.

Think about it---had he not lived he'd have left her with the incredible burden of bringing a child into the world without a Dad and then raising that child by herself.

The guy is a foron. Had his wife not been expecting this shitbird would have deserved to die. But maybe for that reason God spared his stupid ass.

Oh, just so you know. I generally do not brake for animals in the road. They cause tens of thousands of HUMAN injuries as drivers wrap themselves around trees and other cars to avoid squirrels, dogs, cats, raccoons, etc. If I know from having just recently surveyed my surroundings via rearview and side mirrors that I can swerve (gently) around them, I will. Otherwise, they become a hood ornament. Count so far? Two dogs, several birds feeding in the roadway, assorted small furry creatures plus a few amphibians. Haven't run across a deer yet, though. That's another matter altogether.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/16/2004 at 09:38 AM   
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Bizarre, Weird, Unusual…… and Perfect for Monday Morning

You buy lots of candy in bulk.

You bag it yourself but run out of ties.

So.......you go to the supermarket, rip open boxes of trash bags, remove ties, pocket them, and walk out.

You get arrested.


Just what we need. Something else to be considered a "disorder" so that those who engage in it can snuggle up not only to the federal trough but the one at their local buffet restaurants, declare themselves "victims" of a "disorder" and shove it up the ass of the taxpayers for rehab costs.

To listen to the people justifying this action you'd think it won't be long before anything anyone does to excess will be considered a "disorder" eligible for federal assistance since it is an addiction.


You've heard of cock fights. You've heard of dog fights. You've heard of bull fights.

Now, how embarrassing would it be explaining to your friends you were arrested for betting on cricket fights? Just how the hell do you rig tiny razors to their legs?


What we could probably use a bit more of in the US:

Rape suspect goes to court.

Victims are pissed and show up at court.

Rapist emerges dead.

Victims disperse and are not caught.



OK, that's enough for today.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/16/2004 at 07:13 AM   
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