Tuesday - July 06, 2004

Kerry Sneaks Into Indy Today

Indiana's Democratic Governor Joe Kernan has decided he will greet John Kerry at the airport when he arrives here at 10:30am today. Kernan initially tried to duck out of meeting Kerry, saying he had scheduling conflicts.

The truth is Indiana is a pretty conservative state and Democrats only get elected here if they distance themselves from the Liberal national party and convince voters they are moderate or conservative. What a bunch of wankers.

Kerry is only going to visit the African Methodist Episcopal Church convention for three hours and the convention is closed to the public. No other rallies are scheduled in Indy. Rats! I've been practicing my heckling all night.

From here, Kerry slithers over to Ohio for rallies later today and tomorrow in Dayton and Cleveland.

Kerry Picks Edwards

It's official. John Kerry named John Edwards to be his vice-presidential running mate.

Click here to see the official e-mail.

Sorry, Hillary. Maybe next time.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to President Bush!

The President turns 58 today.

Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
-- Will Cuppy

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On This Day In History

July 6, 1957 - Paul McCartney Meets John Lennon
On this day in 1957, 15-year-old Paul McCartney attends a church picnic in the village of Woolton, near Liverpool, where he meets 16-year-old John Lennon. Lennon had formed a band called the Quarrymen, which was playing at the picnic. Between sets, McCartney played a few songs on guitar for the band, and a few days later Lennon invited him to join. At first, McCartney didn't take the group seriously-in fact, he missed his first performance with the band because he had a scouting trip.

Soon, however, the group had a loyal following. The group changed its name to Johnny and the Moondogs and recruited McCartney's friend George Harrison. After bassist Stu Sutcliffe joined, they changed the name again, to the Silver Beetles, eventually modified to the Beatles. Tommy Moore joined the band as drummer and was replaced by Pete Best in 1960.

After a tour to Germany in 1961, Sutcliffe left the band to become a painter (he died of a brain hemorrhage less than a year later), and the band returned to Liverpool. Label after label rejected them. In 1962, Best left the band, Ringo Starr joined up, and the Fab Four--McCartney, Lennon, Harrison, and Starr--recorded "Love Me Do," the group's first Top 20 hit in the United Kingdom.

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Today's Birthdays

John Paul Jones, American naval hero (1747)
George Walker Bush, 43rd American President (1946)
Sylvester Stallone, American actor (1946)

_{Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.}

Assault Weapons-----Your turn

Yep, it's your turn to try and convince me one way or another.

Should we extend the assault weapons ban another 10 years?

Should we let the law lapse?

What effect will it have on the Bush campaign? (he supports the ban)

Is this a "chicken or the egg" thing? Allow weapons (since so few crimes are committed by them) and possibly have more crime in the future because they are now more prevalent and easier to get hold of and will drive the crime numbers up..........

or ................

ban them again to keep their numbers low in the US and the crime numbers lower, too?

Chicken or the egg? Chicken or the egg? Chicken or the egg?

Leftist lunacy

Let's start with the word lunacy, eh? You know where it comes from right? And it's association with folks who aren't quite right in the head? Those who we say, "bark at the moon"? How appropriate does the name of our Blog now become?

And Barking Moonbats are what I have for you.

Apparently the leftist, bed-wetting America-hating liberals in this country have their collective panties in a wad over an ad by the Republican Party using images from Democrat supported and funded advertising. Yes, I also know they never once uttered a peep about those ads when used originally since they bashed President Bush.

So now what is the left doing?

Check this out: a sculptor drew an image of President Bush, covered in blood snacking on a headless baby. Where are the Republican "artistes" when you need them portraying Kerry taking one up the ass from a terrorist because his foreign policy is accommodation and surrender?

Oh, sorry, I almost forgot................they are out there working for a living unlike this scumbag piece of shit who gets National Endowment for the Arts grants. FUCKTARD! Probably deserves to be shot! Where's a vigilante when you need him?

Speaking of vigilantes..............

Several DUMMYCRAP members of the House of Representatives (NATCH!) (oh, and better yet, 4 were Black and one is Hispanic----who'd a thunk it!) have petitioned Kofi Anna and the UN to send observers to monitor our elections in November.

If there's ever a reason to go postal, this may be it.

Let's see: vermin; pieces of shit; treasonous bastards; ungrateful wretches; fucktards; barking moonbats; idiots; morons; shit for brains. These assholes have no concept of what it is like to be an American. What a disgrace they are.

Is this how war heroes are treated?

When I find read these accounts I found them repugnant. The people responsible should be taken behind the woodshed and beaten to within an inch of their lives. If it were not for the sacrifice of these young men, freedom would not exist in our country or much of our hemisphere.

First, from---where else? California, we have Dummycrap state legislators who, during a 4th of July ceremony on the Assembly floor, decided NOT to allow a retired ADMIRAL who REALLY served in Vietnam and was a PRISONER OF WAR for 8 YEARS, and became the first Admiral ever to be elected a SENATOR.

Seems the Democratic speaker's office there did not like the Admiral's view of separation of Church and State. Yet they have no problem holding little ceremonies on that same floor for activities like Cinco de Mayo, St. Patrick's Day, Chinese New Year's Day , etc. Believe it or not they've NEVER had honoring what the 4th of July stands for!

God, if you are listening, please, PLEASE!!! unleash that big earthquake we've been expecting.

Then our "amigos" across the border decide to hold up the funeral of a Marine (who immigrated to the US years ago but after enlisting in the Corps and having died in Iraq, was to be buried in his hometown in Mexico.) The Honor Guard had fake ceremonial rifles but stupid Mexican soldiers could not tell the difference and refused to allow them to pass. Needless to say the family was distraught.

What the fuck is wrong with people like this? Why can't we just kill them on sight? You know? Open season on liberal assbag shitheads or something.

   Monday - July 05, 2004

Kerry’s Coming to My Turf

John Kerry is scheduled to announce his running mate tommorow at 9am .... then he's flying out here to Indianapolis. I'll have to see if I can get away from the office tomorrow to go listen to Senator Waffles. Stay tuned ....

Housecleaning

Aahhhhhhh ..... all is well. I've just finished the laundry, dishwashing, vacuuming, sweeping and mopping. The old homestead is clean and spotless at last. The last of the fireworks have been 'sploded and the last of the beer drunk. It has been a good weekend. Did anybody notice the absolute lack of any Al Qaeda attacks over the holiday? I sure did. A hearty thank you to our troops over in "the sandbox".

I've just finished cleaning up the blog site too. After 30 days, I have finally put President Reagan to rest (don't worry, he'll be back soon in Act III of "The Heavenly Poker Game"). God bless you, Gipper (and a deep, devout thank you to Nancy). I've cleaned out the spammers comments and updated our blacklist to keep more of them at bay. Full backup completed and stored locally. All is safe and secure.

Tomorrow starts another work week. Bummer!

Somebody wake up Vilmar. I think he's gone to sleep at the Florida Long-Range Radar System. Or maybe he's still out clubbing tiger sharks to make up for the Yankees' dreadful performance last weekend. GO CUBS!

Anyway, have a good and peaceful night, everyone. We'll be back here tomorrow with more Moonbattery. God Bless America and God Bless every one of you.

I leave you tonight with one of my favorite poems from another fine Irishman, William Butler Yeats ....

Red Rose, proud Rose, sad Rose of all my days!
Come near me, while I sing the ancient ways:
Cuchulain battling with the bitter tide;
The Druid, grey, wood-nurtured, quiet-eyed,
Who cast round Fergus dreams, and ruin untold;
And thine own sadness, where of stars, grown old
In dancing silver-sandalled on the sea,
Sing in their high and lonely melody.
Come near, that no more blinded hy man's fate,
I find under the boughs of love and hate,
In all poor foolish things that live a day,
Eternal beauty wandering on her way.

Come near, come near, come near - Ah, leave me still
A little space for the rose-breath to fill!
Lest I no more bear common things that crave;
The weak worm hiding down in its small cave,
The field-mouse running by me in the grass,
And heavy mortal hopes that toil and pass;
But seek alone to hear the strange things said
By God to the bright hearts of those long dead,
And learn to chaunt a tongue men do not know.
Come near; I would, before my time to go,
Sing of old Eire and the ancient ways:
Red Rose, proud Rose, sad Rose of all my days.

Mad Max Goes After LA

Actor Mel Gibson is reportedly preparing to go after the city of Los Angeles council for voting to remove the crosses from the city seal .... and if that doesn't work, we'll sent the Terminator after them. We've made note here before on this blog that the LA Council's decision was pure Moonbattery inspired by a threat from the ACLU (Asshole Communist League Underground).

Reportedly upset over the recent decision of the Los Angeles Board of Supervisors to kow-tow to the ACLU and delete the tiny cross on the City's official seal, Mel Gibson is reported to be interested in helping to fight to retain the symbol, which represents the historical roots of the county.

The city was first founded as a Christian mission.

Supervisor Michael D. Antonovich, the courageous supervisor who has battled to keep the cross on the seal, told the Los Angeles Daily News that Gibson had met with Rabbi Daniel Lapin, president of the National Jewish Christian Alliance Toward Tradition.

"The rabbi said he was with Mel Gibson and they were outraged at the action of the Board of Supervisors because the cross represents the historical founding of our county," Antonovich told the News.

While noting that he could not speak for the producer of the smash hit "The Passion of the Christ" Lapin told the News he is supporting a signature-gathering effort seeking to put the matter on the ballot and allow the citizens to decide if the cross should remain on the seal.

"This is what the Muslims did when they took over Spain, removed every sign of the cross," Lapin said. "I always say, Israel's safety belt is America's Bible Belt. As long as Americans respect the cross, Jews and other minorities are safe. In post-Christian Europe, anti-Semitism is rife."

During the heated controversy over the Passion, Rabbi Lapin was an outspoken defender of Gibson.

Gibson's spokesman said that the star, now in Australia, was not available for comment.

Blinks

Here we go again, surfing the blogosphere ....

Emperor Misha thinks we need "Freedom From The Press". His post is entitled "To the Press: Shape Up or Ship the Fuck Out!". Damn! I couldn't have said it better myself.

Tom at Alday.Net has the scoop on WMD found recently in Iraq. It's entitled "Warheadapalooza" which sounds like a polka concert but does involve Polish troops. I wonder why I didn't see anything about this on CBS News?

Frank J. is going on vacation but he left an excellent post about what really happened on July 4, 1776.

Kim Du Toit has a thing or two to say about women in combat. As usual, he hits the nail right on the head regarding combat: it's dangerous.

Mrs. Du Toit gives us a course in (argh) taxes and makes a strong argument for a flat tax. I've been advocating that very same thing for decades.

LGF has the lowdown on Saddam's new attorney. Unfortunately, the guys at LGF don't realize that "Moonbat Lawyer" is redundant. This lawyer though, is a prime example of Moonbattery. It's too bad we can't get Hamilton Burger to represent Saddam. He always lost to Perry Mason.

Scrappleface says John Kerry will name himself as his VP candidate. According to Scrappleface Kerry said this choice "not only sees eye-to-eye with me on most issues, but also opposes me on most issues". Obviously.

A new blog (or maybe I just noticed it) is BlameBush.Com. Don't get the wrong idea from the name. They're good guys and they've just put up an excellent post about Bill Clinton's next book. Check out the book title in the picture of Clinton. Mheh-heh-he-he .....

That's all for now. Get out there and surf through our blogroll list. They're all good folks and you will probably get an education as well as an occasional good laugh.

Protest Rally In Chicago

One of our readers got us some excellent pictures of the Protest Warrior rally for the Iraqi Freedom handover of sovereignty last Wednesday. Their peaceful rally was later interrupted by Barking Moonbats who proceeded to make complete asses out of themselves.

We've divided the pictures up into two groups: The Good Guys and The Bad Guys. There's a lot more Bad Guys than Good Guys. That's because Chicago is "Moonbat Central" for the Midwest. We need to "educate" these people and train them not to listen to Jesse Jackson and Mayor Daley.

Update: Yes, the Protest Warrior Rally For Iraq (the good guys) was organized by loyal reader Barb (a.k.a. "annoying little twerp"). See if you can pick her out in the pics.

Click below to see the pics.

Kerry’s Running Mate

In a surprise news scoop, BMEWS has obtained inside information on John Kerry's running mate, who will be announced tomorrow. Senator Waffles said his choice for running mate on the Democratic ticket had all the right qualifications: (1) he's calmer than Howard Dean, (2) he's prettier than John Edwards, and (3) he has fewer destructive ambitions than Hillary Clinton .... plus, he is the same color as Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. In addition, Senator Waffles also said that his new VP candidate's personality should appeal directly to all the Moonbat lunatics in the Democratic Party.

When questioned, the new VP candidate had this to say, "Vote for us or I'll activate the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator".



Update: Check out the comment from RightWingDuck. He has even more reasons why Marvin on the ticket could make it unbeatable. Now I'm scared.

The Odd, The Very Odd, The Extremely Odd, and The Disturbing

This one is in here simply because of the professor's last name. I forget what the term is when your last name is somewhat relevant to your profession. Anyone know that? Anyway, this guy's is Spoor. Considering he's investigating an archeological dig, it seems appropriate, eh?

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The way I feel sometimes makes me wonder if I am not eligible for a free lunch.

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How many people do you know that have 3.5 tons of pennies in their home? This guy does and now he can't get rid of them. You'd think he'd have thought of it. And all for a dinner in Paris, too. Serves him right for wanting to spend hard earned US dollars in Frog-ville.

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So, do you think a mint would help?

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Or maybe some bubble bath?

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Here's the disturbing bit. You know those obnoxious ads that pop up ON the article or page you are viewing? (not the pop-ups that open new windows) Well, some enterprising hacker has devised one disguised as a .gif file that when you click on "close" in order to read the information behind that little bit of obnoxiousness, it installs itself as a virus and captures your bank info (credit cards, passwords, etc.)

Update your anti-virus definitions boys and girls!

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