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calendar   Thursday - July 08, 2004

Conspiracy theorists---BEWARE!!!

The Breck Girl attended the "super secret" Bilderberg meeting earlier this year and his performance there sparked renewed interest in the Kerry camp resulting in his selection as VP candidate. So what does Edwards know and when did he know it?

My question is this: if this group is supposed to be meeting in order to promote a globalist agenda because national sovereignty is an antiquated concept with attendees being "movers and shakers" how did Edwards get invited? For that matter, Ralph Reed?
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 07:43 AM   
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The Poodle and The Breck Girl

By now if you do not know that The Poodle selected The Breck Girl to be his running "mate" then you've been living in a cave.

Could it be that he did this so if the elections do go as he expects he'll have The Breck Girl handy to file a lawsuit? Maybe call in the UN to mediate or pass a resolution?

No matter. Hundreds of articles will be written about The Poodle's choice and hundreds more about The Breck Girl himself.

So here's my $.02's worth.

For most Republicans and Conservatives, this presents us with wonderful targets: You have two HUGELY rich millionaires campaigning and calling themselves the champions of the underprivileged!! That's a bit much. It's a joke really that anyone could ever fall for that. You also have The Poodle with his numerous flip flops on issues, the latest of which was his stance on abortion. He's against it but has never signed any bill along those lines. I read somewhere that if this were the 1860s era and Kerry was running against Lincoln with the discussion being slavery, then Kerry would say that as a Catholic he personally does not believe in it but he has to respect the rights and opinions of Protestants and other Christian voters who favor it.

Sorry, a guy that can't vote his convictions is a piece of shit as far as I am concerned.

Then he goes out on the stump talking about "values." VALUES?!?!?! From this fucktard?

Try some consistency, you asshole! That's something I value. But he can't do it. It is not his nature. He's a new age guy full of nuances. Hey, John! Stick your nuances up your ass!

One last thing: Kerry keeps saying he wants to eliminate Bush's tax cuts to the rich.

He is worth millions, his wife, anywhere between 800 million and a billion. Edwards is worth about 60 million. You think changing this law will affect them? HA!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 07:38 AM   
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Quote Of The Day

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
-- Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)


On This Day In History

July 8, 1853 - Commodore Perry Sails Into Tokyo Bay
Commodore Matthew Calbraith Perry, representing the U.S. government, sails into Tokyo Bay, Japan, with a squadron of four vessels. For a time, Japanese officials refused to speak with Perry, but under threat of attack by the superior American ships they accepted letters from President Millard Fillmore, making the United States the first Western nation to establish relations with Japan since it had been declared closed to foreigners two centuries before. Only the Dutch and the Chinese were allowed to continue trade with Japan after 1639, but this trade was restricted and confined to the island of Dejima at Nagasaki.

After giving Japan time to consider the establishment of external relations, Commodore Perry returned to Tokyo with nine ships in March 1854. On March 31, he signed the Treaty of Kanagawa with the Japanese government, opening the ports of Shimoda and Hakodate to American trade and permitting the establishment of a U.S. consulate in Japan. In April 1860, the first Japanese diplomats to visit a foreign power in over 200 years reached Washington, D.C., and remained in the U.S. capital for several weeks, discussing expansion of trade with the United States. Treaties with other Western powers followed soon after, contributing to the collapse of the shogunate and ultimately the modernization of Japan.




Today's Birthdays

John Davison Rockefeller, American industrialist and philanthropist (1839)
Nelson Aldrich Rockefeller, American Vice President from 1974-1977 (1908)
Kevin Bacon, American actor (1958)


Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 02:39 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - July 07, 2004

Now You Know

According to "Encyclopedia Of The Middle Ages" by Norman F. Cantor, Viking Publishing, New York, NY 1999, the word "barbarian" originated in ancient Greece ....
The ancient Greeks thought that anyone who did not speak Greek was saying "ba-ba-ba", meaning nonsense. Hence the word barbarian for non-Greek-speaking foreigners -- inferior people, it was thought who live primitively without the benefits of civilization centered on Athens. The Romans, heir to Greek culture, adopted this concept, applying the term to inferior people principally congregated along the Rhine and Danube Rivers.
We would like everyone to take note that twenty-four centuries later, we still think people who spout nonsense are saying "ba-ba-ba". For this reason, we call them "Ba-Ba-Ba-rking Moonbats".

So if you find yourself surrounded by screaming and shouting "Ba-Ba-Ba-rking Moonbats" just look them dead in the eye and say to them, "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ......". If they still keep babbling nonsense, a #10 club to the side of the head will usually suffice to quiet the bastards.

This has been a public service message from the Ba-Ba-Ba-rking Moonbat Network. As you were.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 07:21 PM   
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Update!  Update!

Remember a few days ago I posted about how some traitorous Dummycrap pieces of shit had written the UN asking them to send observers to monitor our election this year?

Well, the UN turned it down saying the request had to come "from a national government or an electoral authority." I'm sure the verminous traitors were disappointed.

In this update article there is one fantastic quote by a member of GOPUSA.com

"Let me get this straight. A group of Democrats want to bring some people from countries like North Korea, Iran, Syria, China and Cuba – people that have never seen a democratic election in their lifetimes – to sit in judgment on our elections? What kind of voodoo politics is that? The last time a foreign body had any direct influence over the political process of this country, the situation was corrected by a war for our freedom from British rule. Are these so-called Americans so willing to surrender that hard-won right of self-determination now, and to such a shamelessly scandal-ridden group of anti-American dictatorships and terrorist sympathizers? We may as well dissolve the Union now and save ourselves the pain of watching it done for us."


You GO, Joe!!

As for the rats, a slow painful death would be too good for them but I am not in a position to administer it, even as Benevolent Dictator. I can only hope the people in the districts served by these moonbat fucktards kick them out on their asses at the next election.

DAMN IT!! I am still pissed off to think that our own elected officials would so casually turn over our election to a bunch of shitheels at the UN!!

DAMMIT!!! FUCK!! SHIT!!! HATE!!!

(there, I feel better now!)
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 01:58 PM   
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Stupid is as stupid does

Numbnuts gets pissed off at girlfriend. Uses her email account to send a message to the White House threatening to blow it up and kill the President. Got caught. Got convicted. So far so good.

Bad news? He's a minor so once he's served his time his record will be clear. THAT'S a scary thought. I never did like that aspect of the juvenile law. Some crime records should NEVER be expunged. Underage drinking, small amounts of drugs, breaking some windows, that sort of crap, OK, get rid of it. Sex crimes, robberies, larcenies, rapes, murders, manslaughters, DWI, threatening a President, etc.--NEVER.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 09:52 AM   
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Health Crisis?

Is it just a failed memory or does anyone else remember the distortions behind these numbers mentioned by The Poodle (and soon to be echoed by his VP nominee, the Breck Girl.)

Lurch is saying there are 43 million Americans without health insurance. Think about that number---it is about 15% of our population.

I recall reading somewhere that these numbers are fallacious simply because they include:

--- people who are already covered under someone else's insurance

---people who have health plans but choose not to pay the premium because they'd rather spend their money on wide screen TVs and beer

---shitloads of young people who figure that rather than spend money on insurance bet on their own youth and health to keep them relatively safe. Hey, I remember when I was young I hardly EVER got sick. Ran a saw through one of my fingers once but that's about it. Hell, I still hardly ever catch a cold.

So here we go again, more lies and distortions from the party that made lying an art form.

If The Poodle and the Breck Girl get their way, their proposal will set us back a TRILLION dollars. Try to conceptualize a trillion dollars. Laid end to end it's 500 BILLION feet or 94,696,970 miles (farther than from here to the sun!)

Here's another way to look at it. Assuming we have 140 million people working in the US, that would cost EACH and EVERY ONE of us about $715 per year (no excuses, no exemptions, EVERYONE pays!) Are you ready for that? How about this? Are you ready for paying double that because The Poodle proposes tax credits for many people under his plan who he feels can least afford to pay.

Read this article Prepare to get terrified!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 09:44 AM   
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What WMD’s?

According to LGF and Newswire, the US just removed 1.77 metric tons of radioactive materials from Iraq. NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, BBC and the NY Times all had this to say, "....................".

Forgive me for saying so but 1.77 metric tons of uranium is a bit awkward to keep hushed up, wouldn't you say? Especially when the above news agencies have been screaming for so long, "Where are the WMD's?" Why are they silent now? What's going on here? Aren't they supposed to report the news? Isn't this news?

DAMN IT! Can anyone look me in the eye and tell me that finding enough nuclear material in Iraq to make hundreds of atomic bombs is not news? What f**king liberal media bias are we talking about here? We're talking about the kind of bias that gives you the news they want you to hear and nothing that conflicts with their agenda. In which case it is no longer news but propaganda, pure and simple.

There is no honesty in the major American media nowadays. Shameful, but true.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 04:29 AM   
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It’s The Economy, Stoopid

The economy appears headed for a banner year despite a springtime spike in energy prices and a recent increase in interest rates. The Dummycraps are running out of things to complain about ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 04:01 AM   
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Quote Of The Day

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
-- Salvador Dali (1904 - 1989)


On This Day In History

July 7, 1928 - Chrysler Plymouth Debuts
The Chrysler Corporation introduced the Plymouth as its newest car on this day in 1928. The Plymouth project had taken three years to complete, as Chrysler engineers worked to build a reliable and affordable car to compete with the offerings of Ford and General Motors (GM). The Plymouth debuted with great fanfare in July of 1928, with renowned aviator Amelia Earhart behind the wheel. The publicity blitz brought 30,000 people to the Chicago Coliseum for a glimpse of the new car. With a delivery price of $670, the Plymouth was an attractive buy, selling over 80,000 units in its first year and forcing Chrysler to expand its production facilities drastically. Chrysler was still negotiating its purchase of Dodge at the time, and the Plymouth played a key role in winning over the confidence of Dodge shareholders. When Chrysler released the DeSoto Six later in the year, it scored another important coup in the mid-range market, assuring its position as a competitor to Ford and GM. Chrysler's great success in the late twenties, along with its purchase of Dodge, gave the company momentum that would carry it through the Depression. Chrysler was the only car company to pay dividends to its shareholders throughout the Depression. While other companies were drowning from stifled cash flow, Chrysler managed to increase sales. In 1933 Chrysler became the only car company to best its sales of the 1929 boom year. All the while Chrysler continued to allocate resources to research and development, and by 1935 Chrysler had surpassed Ford to become the nation's second largest car company.



Today's Birthdays

Gustav Mahler, Austrian composer (1860)
Satchel Paige, American baseball player (1906)
Ringo Starr, British rock musician, MBE (1940)


Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 03:49 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - July 06, 2004

The Sky Is Falling

The sun has gotten all excited and sun spots are flaring at their highest in over 1,000 years. It's getting hotter every day.

Then, the UN tells us to prepare for a plague of locusts. Gloom, doom, destruction.

Even worse, wild parrots are taking over England. No, we're not talking about the Labour Party. Real "polly want a cracker" parrots.

And in Gallatin, TN concrete pigs have started disappearing. Police suspect wormholes to another dimension. Ongoing investigation ....

Finally, the ultimate sign of the end of the world .... PIGS AND TIGERS SLEEPING TOGETHER!!!!





Of course, John Kerry announced today that all of the above is George W. Bush's fault.

Grocery stores in California and Massachusetts reported a run on tin-foil today as Liberals rushed to get their hats ready.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/06/2004 at 09:13 PM   
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Election 2004

In our ongoing effort to educate our readers in time for the upcoming election, we offer the following simple guide to the Presidential Election. We would like to exend our deepest appreciation to Warner Brothers for providing us with these campaign pictures. That's all, folks!

The Republican Ticket


George W. Bush
Dick Cheney



The Democratic Ticket


John F. Kerry
John Edwards



The Independent Ticket


Ralph Nader
Peter Miguel Camejo


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/06/2004 at 07:35 PM   
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Midwest farmers’ daughters?

Now, if we could convince the gals here in the US to do this................

Yeah I know. I am SUCH an MCP!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/06/2004 at 07:04 PM   
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Finally, some Iraqis with balls!

All we need now is to nurture this a little bit and maybe the movement will grow such that the terrorists will not feel welcome in Iraq anymore and with any luck they will move to France.

Once they are tired of killing (spit!) French (spit!) since the (spit!!) French (SPIT!!) don't have the balls to defend themselves, they'll move to Canada and start in on that 40% segment of the teen population mentioned in this article (with particular emphasis on the 64% of the (spit!!) FRENCH (SPIT!!)-Canadians.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/06/2004 at 07:00 PM   
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