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Sunday - July 23, 2006
Chess Hotties, another fine service of BMEWS
(apologies to heldmyw)
First up is the June, 1956 Playmate Gloria Walker. How does a man concentrate with those hanging over the board? (NSFW)
Second is Kelly Dunstan, who I suspect is another Playboy Playmate, but I lack documentation of that. Still, I dream of a life-size checkmate, or even just a check. (NSFW)
Finally, You know you’re a chessaholic if this happens to you. (warning: cartoon nudity)
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Permalink • Saturday - July 22, 2006
Women and chess don’t mix
A female chess player from Australia has sparked a brawl over her at the World Chess Olympiad.
Sexy moves sparked jealous chess brawl
By Steve Gee and Peter GleesonJune 08, 2006
SHE is the Anna Kournikova of the chess world.
Australian chess beauty Arianne Caoili has sparked a jealous punch-up between rival international players, plunging the normally staid sport into the sort of controversy befitting the rough and tumble of football.In a game where cool heads and emotional restraint reigns, chess hit the front pages of British newspapers after England’s world No.4 Danny Gormally fought with Armenian world No.3 Levon Aronian and his teammates as the pair vied for the affections of 19-year-old Caoili.
As details emerged of the brawl at the World Chess Olympiad in Italy, the teenager’s mother yesterday revealed Caoili was romantically involved with Aronian.
Pawn star Arianne Caoili
I might fight over that myself. Wait, I’m already taken… 
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Permalink • Sunday - July 16, 2006
Smile!
Years ago Allen Funt (of “Candid Camera” fame) made a hilarious movie called “What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?”. The premise of the movie was simple: introduce a naked woman into ordinary situations out in public and see how people react. It was a riot to watch.
Why is The Skipper telling you this? Well, if you can manage to click the picture below with your little “mouse thingy” you will find out. The web site is all in Russian but who’s gonna be reading the text anyway, eh? (NSFW)
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Permalink • Saturday - June 10, 2006
Memo: To All Radical Muslims
You see, fellows - it’s like this ... we don’t have to blow ourselves up to get our “virgins”. In fact, here in America we have lovely lasses like the one below literally jumping into our laps for the price of a few drinks. Yep, we got our hands full with these lovely ladies. In fact, we even let them help out around the house with repair work as you can see below. So you keep wrapping your “gals” up in double-layer burlap sacks and wait for your nookie in the afterlife. I’d rather have mine now. Speaking of now, if you’ll excuse me the Skipper has to get some roof repair work done. My little helper is getting anxxxious. Ciao!
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Permalink • Friday - June 02, 2006
T.G.I.F
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Permalink • Wednesday - May 24, 2006
Through The Looking Glass
“Summertime”
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The Skipper
Memo To Guys: No, I won’t give you her phone number. Don’t even ask.
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Permalink • Saturday - April 08, 2006
Confucious Say ….
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Permalink • Sunday - January 22, 2006
Mystery Girl
Who Am I?
I was born in Sweden.
I arrived in Hollywood in 1956.
I played in over 60 films.
One of my first movie roles was in the last film
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis made together.
I also starred in other films with Bob Hope, Henry Fonda,
Frank Sinatra, John Wayne, Lauren Bacall and Abbott & Costello.
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Permalink • Friday - December 23, 2005
Seasons Greetings From Skipper’s Elves
You may not know this but, like Santa, the Skipper has his “elves” too who help him keep a tight ship here. They would like to send you this Special Christmas Card and wish all of you a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa .... and a Happy New Year.
P.S. Most definitely NSFW!!
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Permalink • Saturday - December 17, 2005
Weekend Wake-Up Call
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Permalink • Sunday - November 13, 2005
Mystery Girl
Who is this weekend’s Mystery Girl? This picture is from Playboy magazine (Miss November - 1963). She went on to star in a hit TV show the next year that ran for three seasons and is still in syndication today. Who is this Mystery Girl?
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Permalink • Tuesday - November 01, 2005
Sports Update
Hey, if Sports Illustrated can have a swimsuit issue, then BMEWS is entitled to have a Women’s Curling Cheescake issue. As the article below states, it is “very tasteful”. Yep, yum-yum ....
(CANADIAN PRESS)
Women’s curling is sure to receive a lot more exposure this year, thanks to a new international calendar that features nude and scantily clad female curlers. At left is Polish national team lead Kasia Selwand as seen in her photo from the new Curling calendar. The calendar is the brainchild of Ana Arce, a photographer who skipped the Andorran women’s team for three seasons before moving to Spain this year.
“I think it’s going to change the image of the sport which is not so nice,” Arce, who also poses in the calendar, told The Canadian Press. “I’ve been playing for eight years and there are so many beautiful girls playing and nobody knows it. “I doubt that anyone is going to be shocked and everybody’s going to enjoy that and like it.”
All proceeds will be split between the teams of the curlers who pose in the calendar, called the Ana Arce Team Sponsorship Calendar 2006. Arce contacted only women she knew personally through her years in curling, including two Canadians: Melanie Robillard of Ottawa and Lynsay Ryan of Kelowna, B.C., the daughter of two-time world champion skip and 2006 Olympic hopeful Pat Ryan.
Ryan, a 21-year-old student at Hamilton’s McMaster University, found herself in July posing in a see-through sarong in the forests of Fussen, Germany. “I sent him (her father) an e-mail,” Ryan said with a laugh. “I thought it might be better if he read about it and had time to think about it before he replied.”
Arce met Lynsay Ryan at a curling clinic in Germany and was surprised the Canadian agreed to be part of it. “I thought she was going to say no because being Canadian I know it’s more difficult,” she said. “I think things are different for European girls. “We are more open here — a little less shy I think. But she said yes and she just wanted to check the pictures and everything was okay.”
The 12 models represent curling teams from Denmark, Italy, Spain, England, Poland, Germany and Canada. “Some of the girls showed a little bit more, like breasts, because they wanted to,” Arce said of the black-and-white photos. “But it is very, very tasteful.”
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Permalink • Monday - October 17, 2005
You Go, Grrrrl!
Everyone here should know Danica Patrick, our favorite Indy race car driver. If you don’t know why we like her, just take a peek at the picture below (more pics of Danica are available here). Not only is she gorgeous but the lady don’t take no crap off of other drivers and she is one helluva race car driver to boot!
Jacques Lazier (that’s a suspiciously French-sounding name) found that out at the Indy 400 recently. Danica punched him out after the race for driving like a maniac and crashing into her. You GO, Grrrrrl!
Their day ended in a crash, but the action between Danica Patrick and Jaques Lazier didn’t end on the on the track.
INDIANAPOLIS (ABC NEWS)
Their Toyota Indy 400 ended in a crash Sunday, but the action between Danica Patrick and Jaques Lazier didn’t end on the track. “So you’re telling me that Jaques is saying he got beat up by a girl?” Patrick told the Star through a Rahal Letterman Racing spokesperson.
Dr. Kevin Scheid was driving the rescue vehicle and told the two drivers to settle down. But he would not settle the punch/poke debate. “I’m not going to break that tie,” he told the Star, laughing.
Patrick, who came away from the crash with a sore left elbow, and Lazier, who was not injured, came together and both spun and slammed hard into the wall. Each blamed the other for the crash that set up the dramatic finish.
“That’s not the way I wanted to finish my season,” Patrick said. “I was on my radio all day about him. He was all over the track even when he was running by himself. No wonder he jumps around from team to team. Needless to say, I’m pretty frustrated.”
Lazier said Patrick was the one at fault for continually pinching his car down in the corners. “She didn’t want to give me any room,” Lazier said.
Running a pink paint scheme in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness didn’t change Target/Ganassi Racing’s luck because Lazier’s crash was unofficially the 28th of the season for the team. Steve Chassey, an insurance executive who raced Indy cars in the 1970s and ‘80s, estimated Ganassi’s crash damage tab for the season is higher than for the entire Champ Car World Series field.
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Permalink • Wednesday - August 17, 2005
Are You A Playgirl Hunk?
Come on men, do you think you’re up to the standard of the average Playgirl reader?
Good news! You probably are!
Forget waxed chests and rock-hard abs. A new survey finds ladies like their men scruffy, a wee bit chubby - and definitely not a metrosexual.
Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers what they find sexy in a man and the answers were surprising: 42% said they thought love handles were kind of sexy and 47% approved of chest hair.
“This survey shows that the guy who’s most attractive to our readers is not your average Hollywood hunk,” said Playgirl editrix Jill Sieracki. “It’s the average Joe who came up on top. Women are practical about their choices, and they’re smart.”
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