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calendar   Thursday - October 11, 2012

jihad in america?  this guy says the gremlins are training inside the usa

This is not the way I like to present a story. That is, simply copy as I have here and let things drift.

It has been a fraught day for wife and I, it’s late, but I couldn’t let this slide or put it off.

Gates of Vienna is one of the places I visit as I’m sure many of you do. So maybe you’ve seen this. For those who haven’t though, it’s one of many other eye openers we’ve experienced over time.
There’s a video there as well. Some of you may have missed it. It was on Fox news. Scary stuff if only half is true.

H/T Gates of Vienna


Islamic Terror in the Backyards of America

I began my investigations of Jamaat ul-Fuqra (a.k.a. “Muslims of America”) seven years ago today when I took a day trip down to Red House, Virginia. That little excursion changed my view of the beloved Virginia countryside forever — if Islamic terrorists can set up shop in Red House or Meherrin, then they can be anywhere — there is no escaping them.

At Dymphna’s insistence — and to avoid the expense of a bullet-proof vest — I gave up direct investigation of JuF a year or so later. Fortunately, by then Marty Mawyer, the founder and president of Christian Action Network, had begun his own investigations of Muslims of America. Over the past six years he has done extensive work on the subject, visiting and flying over a number of Jamaat ul-Fuqra’s rural compounds all across the country, but especially up and down the East Coast, and produced two important videos about JuF. It has been my privilege to consult with Marty and other CAN members on a number of occasions.

Now Marty has written a book about the threat of indigenous domestic Islamic terrorism in the United States. It’s called Twilight in America: The Untold Story of Islamic Terrorist Training Camps Inside America, and draws on his years of investigation into Jamaat ul-Fuqra, including his interviews with a police infiltrator who spent eight years inside the organization.

Marty appeared on Fox and Friends the other morning to talk about his book and his years of patient work on Jamaat ul-Fuqra:

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/11/2012 at 06:48 PM   
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A final milestone

The mother - in - law gets surgery today. i will be at the hospital all afternoon and evening. the procedure usually goes well, but it is not without serious risk.

update: FUBAR, SNAFU. Procedure tomorrow at dawn. Another paracentesis today. Everything connected to this situation seems to be out of a Keystone Kops episode.

See More Below The Fold

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/11/2012 at 01:21 PM   
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maid in france or made in france?  ooh lala. a loverly sex scandal? the horny left?

There’s hardly anything more prurient, more interesting, maybe erotic even, then a nice political sex scandal. Or even the rumour of one will do.
But … when it’s Made in France, or should it be Maid in France?  Well.
OOh- lala.

Seems France’s newest first lady has been hot stuff, high drive in more ways then one the paper says.  Not that there’s anything untoward recently, but the past of the pretty 47 year old Valerie Trierweiler is not just all over the press in France.  It’s news here too. Of course it is. Why shouldn’t it be?  Look at that nice leg in the photo.

The hard copy headline read, but wait. You can see it for yourselves.

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See?  Now isn’t that so … so ….?  Ah. So French. Gotta love it.
Bit unfair of the Mail however to suggest a 6 way thing, as if she was in bed with a group all at the same time.  Which she wasn’t, unless I misunderstand the term, ‘ménage.’
Anyway .... I just think the whole thing is a gas. As in, it’s funny.  My twisted sense of humor I guess but darn it, it is a laff.

So here’s the entire story about the lady of the leg the French people refer to as, “ The Rottweiler.” She isn’t a popular lady in La Belle France.
But who cares?  So long as it isn’t Jane Fonda, piss be upon her, I like looking at pretty women with nice legs.  And they do not have to be young ones either. Although I don’t care for her politics, heck, Helen Mirren looked good at 60.

btw … France doesn’t actually have a “First Lady” in the American sense although it’s often written that way.


France’s First Lady three-timed husband with the President and married right-winger (and the rival politicians KNEW they were sharing a mistress)

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· France’s First Lady had affair with arch right-winger Patrick Devedjian
· After he refused to leave his wife for her, she concentrated on Mr Hollande
· Both politicians knew they were sleeping with the same mistress
· Details revealed in unauthorised biography of Miss Trierweiler

By Peter Allen
They have always been seen as a nation of lovers, happy to give in to their passions and turn a blind eye to the indiscretions of others.
But the latest revelations about the sexual goings-on at the top of their political establishment have shattered the usual French sangfroid.
It emerged yesterday that the First Lady, Valerie Trierweiler, had been at the centre of an astonishing ‘menage a six’.

Miss Trierweiler, it was revealed, had been the shared mistress of Francois Hollande, now the country’s Socialist president, and a married conservative minister, Patrick Devedjian.
Not only that, but she was still married to her husband at the time.
And more controversially still, Mr Hollande was at the time living with Segolene Royal, the mother of his four children and a senior Socialist politician in her own right.
This is the first time that details of 47-year-old Miss Trierweiler’s passionate affair with Right-winger Mr Devedjian, now 68, have been made public.
She was sleeping with Mr Devedjian at the same time as seeing Left-winger Mr Hollande, now 58.
Miss Trierweiler frequently asked Mr Devedjian, who is still a senior member of the opposition UMP coalition, to leave his wife of more than 30 years for her, and when he refused she concentrated her affections on Mr Hollande.

ncredibly, Mr Devedjian and Mr Hollande both knew they were sleeping with the same mistress, and developed ‘a great respect for each other’.
Details of the complicated affairs are contained in La Frondeuse (The Rebellious One), an unauthorised biography of Miss Trierweiler by the French political writers Christophe Jakubyszyn and Alix Bouilhaguet, which comes out today.
They were also publicised across France yesterday, with respected newspapers including Le Figaro and broadcasters carrying the story.

In an interview with French magazine Point Of View, Mr Jakubyszyn said Mr Devedjian and Miss Trierweiler enjoyed ‘an intimate relationship which lasted a number of years. At the time, both of them were married. They hesitated in making the big jump, to change their life.

‘Patrick Devedjian dilly-dallied so much that Valerie Trierweiler was left to be seduced by a second man from another political side – Francois Hollande.’
Mr Jakubyszyn, who also presents a political programme on French television, said that ‘little by little, the relationship with Hollande took over the other one’.

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In 2003 Miss Trierweiler gave Mr Devedjian ‘an ultimatum’ to leave his wife, Sophie, an army general’s daughter with whom he has four children. But Mr Devedjian ‘would not give in’ and leave Sophie, whom he had married in 1969, said Mr Jakubyszyn.

Miss Trierweiler was at the time married to her second husband, her fellow Paris Match magazine journalist Denis Trierweiler, with whom she has three sons.
The Trierweiler divorce was not applied for until 2007, before being sealed in 2010, meaning Miss Trierweiler would effectively have been seeing at least three men at one stage.

Mr Jakubyszyn said that Mr Hollande and Mr Devedjian – who he said ‘maintained a great respect for each other’ – were at one stage general secretaries of their respective parties.

Miss Trierweiler, who was a political affairs reporter while sleeping with the two men, would have accordingly been party to some intriguing pillow talk from across the political spectrum.

Mr Hollande did not ‘officially’ break up with Miss Royal until after she unsuccessfully ran for the presidency in 2007.
The pair regularly paraded themselves as a couple up until this year, but it is now clear that Mr Hollande had taken Miss Trierweiler as a mistress many years before.
Mr Devedjian is a close personal friend of Nicolas Sarkozy, the conservative UMP president who was defeated by Mr Hollande in the May presidential election.
Since then, Miss Trierweiler – nicknamed ‘Valerie Rottweiler’ and ‘First Concubine’ by the French media – has become one of the most unpopular first ladies in recent history.

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/11/2012 at 10:16 AM   
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eye candy thurs

I haven’t a clue who she is. But I think she is outstanding so far.

It’s also my understanding that these are not new photos. ?  Who cares?

KELLY EMBERG

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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/11/2012 at 09:54 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - October 10, 2012

suicide as a safety net

Had to come downstairs and boot to email request for meds.
Feeling better than I did yesterday but hory clap as Drew might say.  I read an email from him and realize he’s in worse shape then I am.
Although the eye candy he posted must have had a beneficial affect. Or is that supposed to be effect?  I’ve always had a problem with that.
So although I was certain yesterday I would not have the ability to sit at a puter for more then the time it takes to boot, here I am. Not for too long tho.

SUICIDE AS A SAFETY NET

I’ve been giving suicide a lot of serious thought over the last year. Maybe more. 
Not my own.  No plans to top myself just yet but at my age, one should not ignore the future as we did when younger.

What has brought this about over the last year or so, has been the reports of people who are doing just that. Topping themselves, and not all are old at all.

It’s a depressing subject but not one that can be easily avoided.  Not if you read the papers anyway. They are full of the subject.  For the record, I am in full favor of doctor assisted suicide, and very much resent the idea that it’s either murder, or “killing” as that word is used by opponents.  I also don’t like the idea of religious organizations of any stripe, sticking their moral nose into other people’s personal decisions as how their final exit is made.  If a church wants to speak to its own congregation, I haven’t any problem. But I want no church to lobby govt. as they do, on something so personal.  Even worse is an organization of busy body do gooders, who call themselves “Care Not Killing.” They use that last word in almost the same context as a contract killing by the Mafia.  They think loving care is a substitute for a painless death.  They don’t recognize the idea that sometimes, a life truly is not worth the effort it takes to continue breathing.

I think I need to clarify something here with regard to this subject. I am not talking about someone who isn’t happy with life cos they haven’t won the lottery and decide to end it.  I’m talking about seriously ill people with no real life. In fact, no life as we know it at all.

There have been recent cases of something called Locked In Syndrome.  I don’t know when that term came into use.  There is a medical term for those unfortunate people who’ve had accidents or strokes, and suddenly found themselves locked in a body they can not control. They can only move their eyes or blow into a straw of some kind that’s connected to a computer. But the brain is working and is aware of everything going on.  Everything they have absolutely no control over.  Every detail of their struggle has been explored and mined and explained to the public, and I can not think of anything worse.  And then too there are those in agony suffering a fatal illness who would like to end it peacefully at home among family, if they have any family.
But the moralistic laws decree that a merciful death assisted by someone else is somehow wrong, even when they have made their decision free of any outside influence.  But opponents argue that there wouldn’t be a way to know that for certain.
Even a document left behind could conceivably have been made under duress.  So it almost becomes a no win situation for someone desperately ill, who wants to end it while they are still able to make that decision.

Only a couple of months ago, a young man with his wife’s help, brought a court case requesting that his life end with a doctors assist.  They couldn’t go to Switzerland, to the Dignitas clinic.  Firstly, even if they had the money, he was totally paralysed and his wife could have faced prosecution for helping him.  He cried like a baby when the judge hearing the case refused.  He had no choice under existing laws to allow it.  So he was condemned to a living hell until fortunately, he suddenly died a short time later. 

I think some very sad examples also involve the suicide of the very young for the most incomprehensible reasons.  Young girls for example as young as 14, topping themselves because they were bullied on Facebook or told they were fat. Now that is damn tragic.  Every time I see something like that I wonder why on earth couldn’t they talk to their parents.  Especially their mom. Why? How could bright young kids who are NOT into the drug or gang culture and seemingly doing well at school with their grades, decide at 14 or 15 that they’ve had enough of life?  Why would they listen to some bullying twit at school who insulted them, and then go off and top themselves.  And btw …. some very young males have done the same although it seems to be more numerous among young girls.  And, mostly white in both genders.
We don’t read of many Chinese or Korean kids doing this sort of thing. Or Indian.
Mostly, it’s white kids.  Every time I read about them, I wish there had been some sort of help for them before they went that far.  But they weren’t of a mind to speak to anyone, and that’s a damn shame. 

There are unfortunate people so hopelessly ill, in pain but nothing immediately terminal, people whose existence is so intolerable they want to die.  And they want help to do so before they become too ill to do it themselves. Or be able to articulate that desire.  There is always worry about a botched suicide, which makes doctor assisted death more desirable.

There are a few it has been reported on, who are in a state where they are suffering, there may be years left but who are not willing to wait around loaded up on drugs that often have unwanted side effects while scientists hunt for a cure.  It’s a personal decision they have every right to.  But the law seems more worried about the possibility that sick people will be either forced or influenced by greedy relations, to end their lives.  Thing is, those kind of people will do that anyway, regardless of what laws are in place.  Sometimes life really is unbearable, and who would know better then the unfortunate in that position?  Especially those who are not able to do the deed themselves and need help to end it. Even if the illness is not terminal, it may be enough for a person to want out before it gets any worse.

It’s our body, our life, our right to choose.
Why shouldn’t it be done cleanly and without worry about involving a family member or surviving a botched attempt that could leave one worse off?  And why should total strangers who could not possibly know what another is going through, be in a position to gainsay that request? 


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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/10/2012 at 08:52 PM   
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two sick

Peiper and I are both under the weather right now. Sorry.

Posting will be light until we figure out if we’ll survive.

here’s fun ... Romney set to SMASH Obama at next debate, Paul Ryan ready to deliver total clown beat down to Dingus Joe “Plugs” Biden ... White House STILL lying about Libya, almost a month later ...

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Read the whole post -

On Monday morning, Mitt Romney appeared before the assembled men and women of the Virginia Military Institute, and gave a foreign policy speech which made it very, very clear that if he is elected, there’s going to be a new sheriff in town. One who is strong militarily, and is entirely clear about supporting our allies and causing our enemies to have sleepless nights.

It’s the strongest, most logical, most pro-American, and most Presidential foreign policy speech we’ve heard in four years...and we can only imagine that when Barack Obama heard this speech and thought about his upcoming foreign policy debate, he responsed immediately and forcefully: explosively filling his adult diapers like a shrieking, diarrhea-stricken infant after a 3-day strained prune bender.

Romney’s speech is covered word for word at Business Insider, and is reprinted with highlights at Vilmar’s. Yes it’s a good speech. It would be a whole lot better if he wasn’t so pussy against the Middle East nations that we now know are our enemies.

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Let’s get partisan! I love how Dick Morris has never forgiven the Clintons for firing him. The bloated old corksnocker turned over and now roots around in the mud for the other side. And he’s convinced, rightly, that Paul Ryan is going to eat up Joe Biden and spit out his bones. No kidding. Just like a Democrat, to bring a retard to a gun fight.

He is not just a vice presidential candidate. He is the author and intellectual founder of the modern Republican agenda. There can be no more profound and articulate a spokesman to defend and elaborate the Romney agenda to America.

It is rare that the ideological and substantive creator of a public policy agenda gets to weigh in during a national public debate. Usually, intellects of his scope and force are relegated to ghost writing and speech preparation. But now the originator of these ideas is the candidate himself.

For his part, Joe Biden is a party hack called upon to defend an agenda which he did not design and of which he likely only partially approves. Beyond the challenges he has in public speaking, Biden is not in Ryan’s league when it comes to understanding issues and grasping the problems America faces. The difference between a genius and a hack will be evident in Thursday’s debate.

Hey, now there’s an original idea: get a candidate for Veep that is more than fully qualified to be President, instead of a slack jawed Knucklehead Smith puppet.

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The Lying liars and the lies they lie about
AKA “There they go again”

The State Department denied Tuesday it ever concluded that the deadly consulate attack Sept. 11 in Libya was an unplanned outburst prompted by an anti-Islam movie, despite public statements early on by some in the Obama administration suggesting that was the case.

The Obama administration used that explanation for more than a week after assailants killed the U.S. ambassador to Libya and three other Americans. Most notably, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, said in several TV interviews five days after the attack that it appeared to be “spontaneous” violence spinning out of protests of the film.

State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland backed up Rice’s statements in a press briefing a day later: “I would simply say that ... the comments that Ambassador Rice made accurately reflect our government’s initial assessment.”

And White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, as late as a week after the attack, said that based on initial information, “we saw no evidence to back up claims by others that this was a preplanned or premeditated attack.”

Carney then went on to suggest again the violence was related to the film: “Based on the information that we have now, it was—there was a reaction to the video—there was protests in Cairo, then followed by protests elsewhere, including Benghazi, and that was what led to the original unrest.”

What a crock. That was what they were telling us, word for word. And we knew it was BS that very day. The entire world KNEW there was no protest on Nov 11. Nov 12 at the latest. Wasn’t there even video online from the embassy across the street? This has been a lying pull-the-wool-over-our-eyes bullshit festival since the very beginning. The whole VRWC blogosphere, AND all of Europe has been aware of the real situation since the very beginning ... the several practice attacks, the disarmed Marines, the “security” provided by sold out locals who actually work for AQ, the multiple warnings the Lib gov sent the embassy, Scott’s several appeals for help prior, his diary entries, so on and so on and so on.

WTF? We all KNEW. We read the damn British papers online. We read the Israeli papers online. It was all there, all out in the open, from Day One. WTF???

And for an ENTIRE MONTH the vast majority of the US media has gone hand in glove with the bullshit coming from the White House.

Fuck this. Not only was the attack an act of war, and the cover-up an act of treason; the MSM are active enemy agents. Round them all up and execute them as the agents-provocateur that they are.  But now that ABC News has left the plantation and is sort of covering this tale (after all, the State Department is Hillary’s balliwick, not Lord Obama’s, so it’s Ok, right?), it can finally be news for the masses. Let’s ignore the internet, the international news scene (because Americans are completely isolationist and can’t look further than the end of their own noses you know), and that lying bunch of liars on Fox News who have been saying this for 30 days now; we’re covering it today, so it’s Breaking News!!

So will we have Diane Sawyer calling for impeachment? Or for heads to roll at the top of State? Maybe ... but not until after November 6th. Then when Teh Zero loses, they’ll turn on him and her faster than the French can backstab one of their own who doesn’t win.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/10/2012 at 12:11 PM   
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calendar   Tuesday - October 09, 2012

Teetering on the brink of the abyss

This way to Armageddon! Hurry, don’t be late! The ride is just about ready to start. Hold on, here we go!!!



NATO makes plans to back Turkey over Syria spillover

NATO said it had drawn up plans to defend Turkey if necessary should the war in Syria spill over their border again as dozens of people were killed across the Arab nation on Tuesday.

Fighting between Syrian rebels and government forces could be heard from this Turkish border town following on from several days of clashes in the past week. One Syrian villager said a rebel push on the town of Azmarin was expected soon.

In Damascus, rebel suicide bombers struck at an Air Force Intelligence compound used as an interrogation centre - the latest attack to bring the conflict close to President Bashar al-Assad’s power base.

“Assad...is only able to stand up with crutches,” Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan told a meeting of his ruling AK Party. “He will be finished when the crutches fall away.”

Erdogan, reacting to six consecutive days when shells fired from Syrian soil have landed on Turkish territory, has warned Ankara will not shrink from war if forced to act.

But his government has also stressed it would be reluctant to mount any big operation on Syrian soil and then only with international support.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/09/2012 at 06:46 PM   
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I’ll Take Two

Greedy Drew goes shopping




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Because I’d heard they was a Buy One Get One sale on!


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Wait, I’ve got coupons!!


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/09/2012 at 06:24 PM   
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dumb and getting stupider I guess. what else explains this?

batbatbatbatbat

This might be my only post for another day or two.  Not doing very well.  No emerg. or anything like that. Maybe stress but I wouldn’t know.  Just not feeling well last few days. Actually, started almost a week ago but not too bothersome. Now it is. Been in bed all day.
Anyway … Since I had to write to Drew which is why I booted to begin with, I thought I shouldn’t waste this article which I saw in the Telegraph yesterday.
Talk about stupid people.  Just how in this modern world, here in England, does anyone get this dumb and still get a job?

H/T The Telegraph
but sorry. No link so you’ll just have to believe I could never make this up.

Shopper, 22, asked for ID at WH Smith… to buy two cans of diet coke

A thirsty shopper was stunned when she was barred from buying two cans of diet coke – until she could prove she was over 21.
Phillipa Davison, 22, was stunned to be asked for ID at the WH Smith check-out before being allowed to buy the 99p drink – because it contained caffeine.
Former care worker Phillipa was so shocked she refused to produce her driving licence – which showed she was born in 1990 – and left the shop.

Phillipa Davison outside the WH Smith store where she was refused two cans of diet coke
She said: “I went into the shop because I was thirsty and got a second one as part of a deal they had on.
“But I was shocked when the sales assistant refused to serve me unless I could prove I was over 21.
“I told her I was 22 but she obviously didn’t believe me. She just asked for my ID and refused to serve me because it had caffeine in it and was not suitable for children.

“I must admit I was rather annoyed – I wonder now whether she was new and didn’t understand that Coke was not alcoholic.
“It was ridiculous but there seemed to be nobody else around in the store – they must have all been in the back.
“I’m afraid in the end I got annoyed and put both the cans back and walked out. I won’t be going there again.”
Phillipa went into WH Smith in Warwick just after 2pm on Thursday, September 27, after going shopping in the town.
But when she walked up to the counter to pay the assistant told her she would need to produce an identity card as the drink was not available for children as it contained caffeine.
WH Smith have now apologised to Phillipa, from Warwick, and stated it was not a policy to ask for ID for caffeinated drinks.
A spokeswoman said: “I can confirm that we don’t have a policy that requires identification for selling this product and we are sorry for any confusion.”
Licensed shops are required to check proof of age of they sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18 and in some cases 21.


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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/09/2012 at 04:26 PM   
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calendar   Monday - October 08, 2012

here but not here

Oh joy, we’re doing another episode of Your Weekly Hospital with the MIL. Different hospital this time, but otherwise the same. And doncha know, she’s there 4 hours and already she knows they don’t know how to do anything.

Oy vey.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/08/2012 at 08:14 PM   
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some early morning humor to get us going. that’s the hope anyway.

For all those not familiar with Michael Winner, he is a Brit and a former movie director, among his credits are the Death Wish series with the late Charles Bronson.
Primarily over the years since retiring from movies he became a TV personality here and is a food critic.
He is also an advocate for assisted suicide and claims his current illness has progressed and doctors say he has at most, 18 months.  He says he will make arrangements with Dignitas to end his life when the time comes, but believes as do many others, that people should be given help to die at home in their own country, rather then travel and at some expense, to another country to die. Often alone.

He has a book out now of these sorts jokes.


Calm down, dear! It’s only Michael Winner’s priceless collection of Jewish jokes

By Michael Winner

Those who suffer persecution or deprivation in their lives make jokes of their situation – and the Jews have always had a wonderful world-weary way of using put-downs.
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My father had a friend called Mr Kay who lived on the sixth floor of a block of flats.

He would say to my father: ‘You know, my son is always threatening suicide. He’s threatening to throw himself out of the window.’
To which my father replied: ‘My advice is move to the ground floor.’

Hymie is the ever elusive wandering Jew. Things happen to him continually that do not happen to most of us, but Hymie bears it all with good humour. People say that such a person no longer exists.

That’s nonsense. I know lots of people who could be Hymie. And the stories they inspire are extremely funny.

Hymie tells his friend Ben: ‘I think I’m going to divorce my wife.

She hasn’t spoken to me in over two months.’

Ben considers and says: ‘You’d better think it over, Hymie. Women like that are hard to find.’

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A bank robber shoots the cashier and two customers who had seen his face. ‘Did anyone else see my face?’ he shouts. Hymie, in a timid voice, says: ‘I think my missus caught a glimpse.’
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Becky goes to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper says: ‘These two parrots are £300 each; this one’s £30.’

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Becky says: ‘What’s wrong with the £30 parrot? Is he ill?’

The shopkeeper says: ‘Nothing’s wrong, but it’s been working in a brothel.’

Becky says: ‘Brothel, shmothel: I’ll have the £30 parrot, save £270.’

She takes the parrot home to her lovely house in Hampstead. The parrot says: ‘Stone me! Another brothel.’
Becky’s two daughters return from shopping. The parrot says: ‘Stone me! Two more prostitutes.’

Then Becky’s husband, Hymie, comes in from work. The parrot shouts: ‘Stone me, Hymie! Haven’t seen you for two weeks.’

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Hymie brings home three beautiful girls and asks his mother to guess which girl he’s fallen in love with.
‘The one in the middle,’ she says.
‘How did you know, Mama?’ asks Hymie.
‘I didn’t like her,’ she answers.
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Hymie’s taking a weekend at his house in Norfolk. He hears a shot.
A duck falls on to his potting shed roof and rolls off into his back yard.
Hymie goes to get it, when a large hunter appears and says: ‘Leave that, it’s mine.’
Hymie replies: ‘It hit my shed and fell in my yard. So it’s my duck.’
But the hunter insists.
Hymie says: ‘OK, this is what we’ll do. I’ll kick you in the groin, then you kick me in the groin. Last man standing gets the duck.’
So, Hymie goes back a few paces, takes a run and swings an enormous kick at the hunter’s groin.
The hunter screams in pain and rolls on the ground in agony. After ten minutes the hunter gets up and says: ‘Now it’s my turn to kick you in the groin.’
Hymie says: ‘Forget it. You can have the duck.’

Hymie dies and goes to Heaven where he sees the long-deceased rabbi of his synagogue, just as he was in life, old, wrinkled and with a long grey beard. On his lap is the most gorgeous blonde. Hymie says: ‘Rabbi, how is this possible? Is it the reward for a devout and ascetic life?’
The rabbi replies: ‘No, this is her punishment.’

The Italian says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.’ The Frenchman says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.’ The Russian says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.’ The Jew says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.’

Travelling on the night sleeper, Hymie is sharing the cabin with a very beautiful young woman. Hymie gallantly offers her the top bunk and goes out into the corridor so that she can prepare for bed.
When he returns she is already in her bunk, so with a cheery ‘goodnight’ he gets into his and switches out the light. Some time later he hears her ask: ‘Are you still awake?’
‘Yes,’ he replies.
‘I’m feeling a bit cold,’ she says.
‘Would you like me to get you a blanket?’ asks Hymie.
‘Well,’ she replies, ‘I was rather wondering if you’d like to pretend that I was your wife?’
‘Oh, I see,’ says Hymie, ‘get your own blanket then!’
Hymie, on his deathbed, says to Becky:  ‘I want to be remembered for a long time.’
He reaches under the bed, pulls out £30,000 and says with his last breath: ‘Get a big stone.’
The next day she tells her friend Rachel: ‘Hymie gave me £30,000 for a big stone.’ Showing her hand she asked: ‘You like it?’

Hymie has come across hard times and goes to the Wailing Wall to ask God for help.  ‘My wife is ill and I need money for medicine, please let me win the lottery this week.’
The following week he’s there again. ‘My son’s school fees are due and I’ve no money to pay them, please, please let me win the lottery this week.’
The next week he’s there yet again. ‘I’ve lost my job and now I’m going to lose my home, please, please, please let me win the lottery this week.’
Suddenly God appears before him. ‘Hymie, meet me halfway,’ he says. ‘Buy a ticket!’


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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/08/2012 at 09:30 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - October 07, 2012

update to older fraud story. no surprise. immigrant steals millions but has rights!

Some of you might, just might recall this story from last year.

The usual fraud and theft and lies as practiced by the Roma pros, that eastern euros and most especially Romania produce with regularity.
So forget all old and boring stuff.  Here’s are the photos. nice huh?

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Now here is the update that belongs to the photo. This is the interesting part. Actually, less interesting then maddening.  Chris and LyndonB will be yanking out hair if they have any.  Wife who generally does NOT cuss (oh darn more her taste) issued a surprising expletive.

What a fracked system in the west.  If I were able to drink (my stomach can not tolerate the hard stuff, never could even in youth) and I had a drink every time I read something like this, I’d be stoned all the time. Hell, I’d be dead by now there are so damn many articles that follow this stupid, maudlin, mawkish left wing rights crap ......  You will notice of course her sign.  Right on slut. Fight that “rasism” issue. Then learn to spell. 

Take a look.

By the way, in American dollars that works out to $16,131,000.

Romanian fraudster who helped to steal £10m in benefits is allowed to stay in Britain to protect her human rights

* Lavinia Olmazu provided false National Insurance numbers to immigrants

* Olmazu should have been deported automatically upon her release

* She was able to persuade judges because she has son, 12, it would be an attack on their human rights if they were to be deported back to Romania
Home Office appealed against immigration court’s decision to let her stay

By Larisa Brown

A Romanian gypsy campaigner jailed for her role in a £10million benefits fraud has been allowed to stay in Britain to protect her human rights.

Lavinia Olmazu, 33, and her accomplice, Alin Enachi, funneled £2.9million in false benefits claims to 172 Romanian gypsies after providing false National Insurance numbers to immigrants.

Olmazu was sentenced to more than two years in prison in 2010 and should have been deported automatically upon her release.

But she has been allowed to stay in Britain after challenging the Home Secretary’s attempt to have her removed by exploiting a loophole in the Human Rights Act.

She has been able to persuade judges that because she has a 12-year-old son it would be an attack on their rights if they were to be deported.

Her case will raise further concerns over how judges are interpreting Article Eight of the act, which guarantees the ‘right to family life’, to allow criminals to escape deportation by arguing that being removed from Britain would be a breach of that right.

As reported in the Daily Telegraph, the Home Office had believed it was appropriate for her child to return to Romania with her, as he is Romanian-born, has a father who lives in the country, and lived with his Romanian-speaking mother and her Romanian partner until she was jailed.

But when the Home Office tried to deport her she argued to immigration judges that being deported would breach her human rights because she has a son, 12, who she said was essentially British, having spent much of his life in the UK.

She claimed he did not speak Romanian fluently.

The case is among the first to be considered by senior immigration judges after an attempt by Theresa May to make it more difficult for immigration criminals to stay.

In June Mrs May declared war on judges who refused to deport foreign criminals because of their human rights, saying the courts should stop allowing overseas prisoners, law-breakers and illegal immigrants to stay in Britain on the grounds that they have a right to a family life.

THE MAIL ON SUNDAY, MORE TO READ HERE


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Posted by peiper   United Kingdom  on 10/07/2012 at 02:06 PM   
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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/07/2012 at 01:25 AM   
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Thrice Borrowed, Still True

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Unlike some stoney old cat, at least I have the grace to steal borrow the original. And then spot them a link in thanks.


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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 10/07/2012 at 01:18 AM   
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