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Ok, I’ll play. Let’s all build a Giggle-JDAM to raise the hit ratio for these links. That means that they all float up higher on the Google search results, and on any other search engine as well.

So, what are they? A couple hundred articles and videos that are negative about various Democrat candidates. Assuming some undecided voter makes a small internet effort to find out about the people running in her district, she’ll enter the name in Giggle, and with any luck, these links will float up. Personally, I doubt if more than 1% of people who use Giggle for light research ever go past the 2nd page of results, so this might need to be a pretty big effort.

The thing is, this sorta has to be sub-rosa. Go ahead and copy the link list below the fold here, and post it 3 times. Check your post settings and back-date 2 of the copies. But don’t use the B-word. Or the G-word. That’s why when I wrote “Giggle-JDAM” I replaced “oog” with “igg”, “-bo” with “JD”, and “mb” with “AM”. Because we all know that a JDAM is one of those explosive devices dropped from airplanes.

John Hawkins at http://www.rightwingnews.com is behind this. He sent out a nice email with all the links, and a big FAQ. If you didn’t get one, just copy paste all the links and post them several times.

Besides, how often do you get to be a time traveler? I put this post up right now, on September 1 and August 23 and today. 

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Posted by Drew458   United States  on 09/01/2010 at 01:29 PM   
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ALONG CAME A SPIDER … UPDATE …

ok ... Yesterday I posted a story about a guy who the report said, blew thing up when he tried to spray a hiding spider, then flicked on his lighter.
BOOM, the story said.  Dislodged a loft door it says.  Notice how small that loo (toilet) is.  Which I thought would be the case.  Judging by what we read yesterday, I thought the guy might look a lot worse then this.  I’m glad he wasn’t hurt any worse but I wonder if he perhaps tried to flick that lighter a bit too close to the can’s nozzle.  Notice his hands.

What’s new is the photo, most of the article is the same with a few additions since yesterday.  He sure doesn’t look like he was “blown up.” Thankfully.
Should this be filed under humor?  Not funny to him of course.  And as we will recall, he didn’t intend to make a flamethrower.  He was using a lighter for, well, light.  I’d have simply changed the burned out bulb rather then try and use a flame.  Wouldn’t you?

See some of the comments after the article at the link.  Folks aren’t too sympathetic. 



Husband blows himself up trying to kill a spider with an aerosol

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 12:35 PM on 1st September 2010

He suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso and was rushed by ambulance to hospital after dousing himself in cold water.

Welding, who has two children aged four and two, said: ‘It was about 10.30pm last night. My wife was getting ready for bed and suddenly she let out a scream.

‘She said there was a spider in the bathroom and asked me to get rid of it - neither she or the kids would go in there.

‘The spider had crawled into the recess behind the loo and there was no way I could get to it.

‘Stupid as it is, I grabbed a can of deodorant and a lighter and sprayed it behind the loo. The flame shot out and went round the back of the toilet and came back out at me. 

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